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Noah Stalgia

7 months

Sorry to the haters and losers of which there are many, my interview with Document Journal is live. I will rip your heart out.

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Noah Stalgia

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2 months

Every girl wants to be like Chloe Sevigny until it's time to do Chloe Sevigny shit

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2 years

Listening to The Strokes hungover on the train hits different when you saw Julian Casablancas at clandestino hitting on uninterested 20 year olds 12 hours earlier

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3 months

Vincent Gallo lists ten girls he'd like to kiss (1998)

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6 months

Old MTV Ad Campaign

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3 months

That chapo traphouse retard retweeted my Vincent Gallo picture and now a bunch of anonymous freaks feel entitled to give me their 2 cents on him. Here's a thought, unless you're a beautiful young woman, do not fucking speak to me.

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Noah Stalgia

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8 months

Little manifesto I wrote for my friends at Enzo the Magazine. A guide to surviving 2024 perhaps.

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2 years

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2 years

Brandy Melville should make a unabomber t shirt

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2 months

@higirlsaysbruh She was a muse for many men who made great art. The world needs more of that. Now girls just want to be "it girls" which is an empty term that means nothing.

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2 years

@killmikeymdc I love Tom & Jerry too

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Noah Stalgia

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1 year

Any girls saddened by the loss of Jane Birkin feel free to dm me if you want to talk. I have a sort of Serge Gainsbourg swagger that will take your mind off it.

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9 months

You should legally be allotted one fight per year where you're allowed to break a bottle over someone's head

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Noah Stalgia

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2 years

Liking every Vivienne Westwood tribute instagram story the girls are posting bc I hate when hot girls are sad and I’m so sad for them

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6 months

In the Richard Serra with my thang out

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2 years

Yeezus is better than anything that piece of shit Bob Dylan ever made

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Noah Stalgia

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2 months

It's very dangerous for a guy like me (25 yr old handsome, muscular, blue collar) to be watching Entourage for the first time. I've been reminded of how beautiful like could be and what we're fighting for.

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2 years

When will you people realize the pursuit of beauty is all that matters

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Noah Stalgia

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9 months

Henry Kissinger dead and a new MGMT song that fucking rips? What a morning to wake up as a swagged out white boy with incredibly fringe views of the world.

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8 months

You should be willing to kill for romance

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Noah Stalgia

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9 years

It's no coincidence that it's so foggy outside Today marks the 1 year anniversary of me getting suspended for vaping Truly a historic day

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1 year

Cross (Blood Meridian)

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Noah Stalgia

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9 years

Just got fired from my job for setting off the smoke alarm with my vape

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2 years

I won’t blame you for not understanding

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Noah Stalgia

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1 year

Ever since my brain fully developed (last week) I've been discovering secrets hidden in ancient texts and seeing sacred geometry in daily life.

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4 months

I would never be seen in public with a girl wearing those stupid fucking star stickers on her face

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Noah Stalgia

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11 months

All men should strive to be as schizophrenic as possible. Have a ton of niche cologne with off putting notes like piss. Spend tens of thousands of dollars on assault weapons. Buy a ton of leather jackets but make sure they're made in America. Always gaslight women. Dine and dash.

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2 years

One drinks child’s blood the other drinks whole milk

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2 years

jared leto (51) and nick offerman (52) are only a year apart. how is this possible

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Noah Stalgia

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3 months

GQ used to put topless women on the cover of their magazine and tell you what the best whiskey to drink while driving is. Now it's dudes who make reggaeton music wearing dresses and lists like this telling you how to look like a guy at a bar in bushwick who won't be getting laid.

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3 months

With summer here, I wanted to put together a quality list of the best summer style items under $100 I couldn’t resist the opportunity for 100 under 100, so yeah, I did that 100 (!!!) of my favorite summer style items under $100 at the link in bio

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2 years

The boy became the man

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1 year

In another life I would’ve really liked infiltrating the counterculture movement as cointelpro agents and crippling an entire generation with government grade psychedelics and unprotected sex under the guise of rebellion with you

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26 days

Charlotte Gainsbourg spotted outside of Brandy Melville

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2 years

Told this girl on our date I read Joan Didion and she was so impressed she grabbed the check and took me back to her place. Best part, I don’t. I made up a quote and said it was in “the white album”? and she ate it up. Yeahhhh I’m a feminist.

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10 years

Allie Farris gets eiffel towered Allie Paris

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5 months

I want to be the reason why hot girls know about the Waco siege

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2 years

There is a War on Beauty

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7 years

James Franco's performance in The Disaster Artist was absolutely ridiculous. Definitely deserves an Oscar nomination.

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10 months

I'll never know how Joan of Arc felt

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8 months

@geneverwhat Tell him you come from a small village and can only pay him with porridge

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Noah Stalgia

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9 years

Novi High School will be known from this year on for having the best smelling bathrooms in Michigan #YearOfTheVape

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Noah Stalgia

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4 months

Gavin is the greatest historian of this time period undoubtedly. Most important figure in 2000s downtown NYC. Many bands and artists have him to thank for their careers. No one will admit this because of his views today. Unfairly maligned.

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3 months

@cuntinbrooklyn I don't think so, especially not for him

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Noah Stalgia

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1 year

It’s never been more problematic to embody white boy swag but nevertheless I persist

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Noah Stalgia

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8 years

I cut off so many people this year and I don't regret it one bit.

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Noah Stalgia

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5 months

Spring is here. The new Vampire Weekend album sounds fantastic. I'm wearing Air Jordans again. My biceps are pumped up. Distrust in governmental organizations are at an all time high. I'm in the studio working on new sculptures and losing money gambling. Optimism is in the air.

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Noah Stalgia

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11 months

A lot of you are having a big black square moment

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Noah Stalgia

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9 years

No Morals by Noahstalgia #StalgiaSeason

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Noah Stalgia

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8 years

Tonight I met a guy who genuinely enjoyed drinking mustard. He was a great guy. I know I'll never see him again but I will never forget him.

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Noah Stalgia

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8 years

Southern California is such a beautiful place, it's like another world. I can't wait to find love here & die here one day.

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2 years

My LA diet has consisted of sunlight cigarettes, redbull, tequila, in-n-out and shitty mexican food

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Noah Stalgia

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3 years

Guilt table and Lazuli chair

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Noah Stalgia

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9 years

Shout out to the girl that got an MIP about 20 minutes into her 18th birthday last night

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Noah Stalgia

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10 years

*10 minute ACT bathroom break* *20 people in the bathroom vaping*

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Noah Stalgia

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8 years

I got fired from my job tonight for playing Pokemon Go

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Noah Stalgia

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9 months

@nicolaiarips I'm stealing this bit

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Noah Stalgia

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1 year

Maybe I did pre order the Sofia Coppola book so fucking what bro

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1 year

The Amphibios Chair. Finished building this 2 years ago today.

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1 year

I actually know a lot about Lana Del Rey for a straight guy

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1 year

Girls should smell like sunscreen

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Noah Stalgia

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2 years

Realized a cigarette and red bull is the best combo. Nothing better.

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Noah Stalgia

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11 months

I don't need discourse in my life. I just want to interact with beauty and laugh. Most of you are far too retarded to process this.

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Noah Stalgia

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2 years

Girls love when you tell them on the first date that the government is trying to kill us

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Noah Stalgia

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3 months

If I ever took political office, the first thing I'm doing is executing everyone selling soft serve ice cream for more than $5. I'm pulling them out of the trucks and shooting them in the back of the head in the middle of the street. Secondly I would get rid of all the migrants.

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NYC parents having meltdown over $14 ice cream cones: ‘It’s out of control’

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1 year

This girl told me last night I could’ve been her Serge Gainsburg and though I know she was trying to flirt in an esoteric way that’s actually the most fucked up thing anyone’s said to me

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Noah Stalgia

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1 year

Duster concert tonight? More like the autism convention

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1 year

Being surrounded by dudes wearing Online Ceramics on the train to me is the same as being put in a self defense situation and I believe in standing my ground.

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8 years

I wear nice clothes so I'm allowed to do ignorant things

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2 years

Good morning recycling is fake

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Noah Stalgia

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4 months

Just as my father did before me, I saw The Rolling Stones last night. The most important band there will ever be. I wore the tightest shirt I own and my bluest jeans. Smoked so many cigarettes and drank so many beers. I still believe in America, or at least the idea of it.

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Noah Stalgia

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5 months

The fact that every tweet gets responded to with "ＰＵＳＳＹＩＮＢＩＯ" now is really kinda poetic.

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Noah Stalgia

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1 year

I’m sick of seeing people crying and shitting their pants online complaining about Matty Healy. I don’t care what he did, you can’t possibly make that guy interesting to me. His music is bad and he likes podcasts. Rockstars used to commit vehicular manslaughter. What happened?

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6 months

I hate it when girls have boyfriends unless it's me

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Noah Stalgia

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8 months

Where are all the children that dressed up as Serge Gainsbourg in that video now?

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Noah Stalgia

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9 years

#JuniorYearIn5Words I got suspended for vaping

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2 years

I’m just like him

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9 months

I always loved seeing these

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1 year

The real pandemic is the lack of cool people

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8 years

I love outgrowing people

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Noah Stalgia

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10 months

Just got hired to be a security guard at Brandy Melville

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Noah Stalgia

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1 year

Identity based artwork is disgusting reprehensible garbage 10/10 times. Nobody gives a fuck about your background, sexuality or culture. If you’re not creating dilemmas, portraying beauty or exploring something perverse whether conceptually, through material or otherwise. Quit.

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Noah Stalgia

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2 years

The most anti-American act I can think of would be disliking Charlie Brown. Only a real commie rat fuck could live a life void of the pleasure the peanuts gang brings.

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Noah Stalgia

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1 year

Moving to LA to join Jack Harlow and Zack Bia’s crew

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