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Noah

@NoahSeagull

4 months

jesse spector

@jessespector

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NEW YORK CITY UPDATE

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Noah

@NoahSeagull

4 months

FYI: He ate all the cheese balls and it definitely wasn't easy. Bro almost hurled. Props to him for sticking it out for the people of NYC and for bringing everyone together.

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@_claypot Important reminder

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We also received a generous souvenir afterwards on the condition that we returned for cheese ball man 2 next year: Same date, same time, same place.

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Noah

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Some more media from the event (including a guy who made a cool street performance before the cheese ball guy showed up). Enjoy!

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Noah

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@monkeyindacar He did

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@detective_bored HE DID IT!

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Incredible that we've exceeded 100k likes! I am simply fortunate that I was able to share this man's commitment to the bit, beyond just the people who showed up in NYC. I hope this did the event justice. Otherwise, see you next year!

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@_T0urniquet_ Come through next year!

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@CrystalForce_ The best part about Del Toro's Pinocchio is when Pinocchio literally tells Mussolini to eat shit

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@CcgVintage Absolutely. Filming with the DS was peak.

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I made IT

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More to the cheese balls saga

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@PinkieOats My friend is holding onto the flag. They earned it.

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1 year

@advtimemoments This shot is actually only on screen for less than a second before the credits. It's from S8E11 where Jake relives his 20s by playing Card Wars with his daughter.

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@NoahSeagull

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@BadMedicalTakes

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#FixTF2

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@NoahSeagull

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Last thing. The cheese ball man made a Twitter account: Consider following him if you liked these tweets.

Cheeseballman427 (@Cheeseballman42) on X

you mess with the cheese, you get the balls

x.com

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@NoahSeagull

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@zenithvx Nooo zenith these are gummy WORMS

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@PinkieOats Epic viral tweet oomf

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@NoahSeagull

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I've found the best Pokéstop

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Noah

@NoahSeagull

5 months

Getting shot down like this is such a turn-off idk why ppl do it. If you want a guide on how to make someone instantly not like you, this is exactly what you do.

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@ashleyloob

5 months

just witnessed an awkward first date at a ramen place between these 30-somethings where the guy was talking about how he played Lego Fortnite all day and had so much fun, and the girl was like "uhhh that's a children's game" and they ate in complete silence afterwards

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@NamesTf2 @kikioviolet229 Spy has a gun?

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@NoahSeagull

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2022 vs 2023

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@DukeOnkledNukem @wokeydpronouns 99 year-old YTPMVer makes YTPMVs the old-fashioned way

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@NoahSeagull

10 months

I remember when I was TA for a neuroscience course we talked about optical illusions in one class and afterwards I proceeded to post images like this one in our class's discord server

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@NoahSeagull

9 months

Is it that hard to believe that some people don't need children, religion, or drugs to have fulfilling lives?

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2 years

@NamesTf2 @VirgilCore *guitar riff plays*

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@NapeMango This reminds me about how we live in a society

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1 year

If you know who walks into this room you're a real one

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4 months

Something I will say about the Family Guy Star Wars specials is they have some jokes clearly borne from growing up seeing these movies a million times.

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@NoahSeagull

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Bell peppers and beef

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@NoahSeagull

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Under 200 pounds for the first time in my adult life

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Noah

@NoahSeagull

3 months

The plan? I must solve this Rubik's Cube by next Sunday (5/19) at 9:27pm. If I don't, I will post a humilating photo of myself on social media. This is so I can motivate myself to learn how to solve a Rubik's Cube. It is a personal challenge. 🧵 1/(number of updates to come)

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@NoahSeagull

3 months

Bots in casual servers #FixTF2

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3 months

What's the weirdest thing society accepts as normal?

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@NoahSeagull

6 months

This person is a fucking fool. Someone who reads tweets, especially ones they don't fully understand. Can't read the replies from a professional statistician where he literally counts the cubes in the logic puzzle and presents multiple solutions. We're fucked.

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@durandalcomplex

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This person is a fucking statistician. Someone who works with numbers, especially quantified in weird ways. Can’t count cubes in a logic puzzle. We’re fucked.

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@NoahSeagull

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I remember my neuroscience professor from my freshman year of college basically told me "this image is bullshit"

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3 months

”Umami” literally does not exist. It is made up by dumb Japanese people. The taste cannot be isolated. It is complete BS. Probably a deep state experiment to see how gullible people are.

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There's this new restaurant by me with really good nachos but I've been avoiding going to it because my friend mentioned that they have a "rule" if you order the nachos to share, one person can’t just eat all the fully loaded nachos so like what's the point

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@NoahSeagull

9 months

Since the TF2 names account has been inactive I'm gonna start a thread here of all the funny names I've seen in TF2. Starting with this one

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@NoahSeagull

2 years

I haven't shit my pants since last year

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Noah

@NoahSeagull

2 years

Returning to Twitter after a 2.5 year haitus. 🧵

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@NoahSeagull

2 years

That is my secret, Captain America, I'm always Gaming

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Noah

@NoahSeagull

1 year

Like most people, I'm not a fan of the new algorithm on here. It seems like the "For You" tab keeps recommending me random shit from people I don't follow. The "Following" tab keeps showing me anime girls that my mutuals retweet instead of literally anything else that they post.

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@NoahSeagull

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@myceIium Fossil fuels

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nice

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@NoahSeagull

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@MorningBrew Common MorningBrew journalism W

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Noah

@NoahSeagull

2 months

I watched my friend play the remake the other night not knowing that they greatly improved the graphics to make it look like origami king, changed lighting to add mood to scenes, added new camera angles for scenes, and added new menu options to improve quality of life.

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Nature is healing

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Today is one of the only days you can retweet this

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@NoahSeagull

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I think what's crazy about this is that the original post implies that the Hamburgler is the child's true father based on genetics (but the argument is wrong). BUT THEN the first reply calls out the post on being wrong (but the argument for that is also wrong).

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@NoahSeagull

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@NoahSeagull

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Bro also wanted a taste

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@NoahSeagull

10 months

Things that recently needed to be pointed out to me: -The giant sphere in Vegas has a concert venue inside -The Washington Commanders aren't a team for the state of Washington, they're the team for Washington D.C. -Skibidi Toilet is actually a series with multiple episodes

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Noah

@NoahSeagull

5 months

If it's so joever, does that mean when things are good again we're so jback?

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Noah

@NoahSeagull

1 year

I feel like I've seen so many LinkedIn posts recently that look like they're written by ChatGPT

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@NoahSeagull

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Had a dream that Mario was in Fortnite and when he hits the gritty he just throws a few punches like he's boxing instead of actually hitting the gritty. Also it's specifically the model for Mario in Super Smash Bros. Brawl doing it.

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@NoahSeagull

2 years

You have no idea how upset this makes me that I'm only learning about this now in 2023

my uncle’s meme stash

@myunclesmemes

2 years

Found It When My Phone Slipped

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I don't like to eat baby corn that shit needs to be over 18 years old for me to consider adding it to my stir fry

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@NoahSeagull

10 months

The dentist checking my teeth after I get injured in a Looney Tunes short where they saw a perfectly circular hole around a grand piano on the floor above me which falls directly on top of my head

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Was playing Halo last night and got completely destroyed my first two games. While I was bummed out that I got killed over and over, I'm glad that some random people out there had a dopamine spike from killing my spartan

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@NoahSeagull

2 months

This is needlessly harsh, but I think like many things, there's a "meta" style of content and I feel like this fast-paced style is starting to phase out. Mr. Beast cited that he's trying to increase his video lengths and decrease the amount of goldfish attention span editing.

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@notnullptr

2 months

editors like you are the reason youtube content is going to shit. this is abhorrent

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This needs a second axis

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@drooghoulz

10 months

Hey all you coffee drinkers out their, how do u like your coffee?

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@NoahSeagull

1 year

Ppl keep asking me if I have some app called "Tick Tock" so I show them this and they tell me that it isn't what they're talking about??? Help?

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@NoahSeagull

11 months

You must all vote for the Seagull for the new Minecraft mob

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@NoahSeagull

11 months

@TheRealNeoThe I think this is literally the first episode of the show

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Noah

@NoahSeagull

4 months

I learned today that they added AI to Excel. When I type "SUM(" and select a group of cells it uses the power of AI to add them all together. Crazy how far technology has come.

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Noah

@NoahSeagull

8 months

Each time I travel on public transportation, I'm always tempted to start bunnyhopping out of the vehicle when the doors open at my stop

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Noah

@NoahSeagull

6 months

I'm a firm believer that you can constantly acquire new skills and retain talent but lately I've been a bit bummed out that I haven't practiced much piano lately. I think its because a lot of my creative effort has gone into both my job and making silly YouTube videos for fun.

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Noah

@NoahSeagull

1 year

Starting a thread of finance/lifestyle infographics that are either stupid, obvious, patronizing, or just straight up wrong.

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Noah

@NoahSeagull

2 years

If we followed each other in the past, I hope you are glad to see my Seagull icon again (credit to @SPRtoons ). I am excited to participate on the platform again and hear what you all have to say. Shoot me a follow. Cheers! -Noah Siegel

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@NoahSeagull

4 months

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

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Noah

@NoahSeagull

4 months

Btw, this is the thing that breaks femurs

Senator John Fetterman

@SenFettermanPA

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btw, this is the thing that makes lab meat

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@NoahSeagull

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@Nova_Scotia_Gov Thinking back on this era I find it kinda inappropriate that we used "cancer" or "AIDS" as a way to just call something bad. However, I think "cancerous" can be a fitting word to use in specific cases

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@NoahSeagull

5 months

Also check out my epic guitar hero score

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Noah

@NoahSeagull

2 years

The fact that I still have access to my ex's Steam library is likely proof that she doesn't completely hate my guts

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Noah

@NoahSeagull

2 years

I deleted my previous account in 2020 because it wasn't great on my mental health. I am still pleased with my decision to leave and I think it really helped me during the initial stages of the pandemic when tension was high. That said, I have been ready to return for a while.

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@NoahSeagull

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michael

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I GOT A CROWBAR THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER

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I've compared and contrasted the changes from the original. Not only are they too many to count, but I am so impressed that they took one of the greatest games of all time and actually made it significantly better.

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@NoahSeagull

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@Xarlable I sent like 70 cover letters before I got my last job lol

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@NoahSeagull

5 months

And to be 100% clear, men definitely do this, too. In fact, they probably do it more often than women.

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@NoahSeagull

3 months

With the amount of spam calls, many of us have learned not to pick up our phones if we see a number we don't recognize. Patient portals eliminate this issue and allow us to view important information asynchronously. I wouldn't diss it and I'm happy it's the direction we're going.

a beautiful woman 💕✨👄🦷

@full_legal_name

4 months

wtf is a “patient portal.” if you don’t call my fucking phone right now …..

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@NoahSeagull

7 months

Casual matchmaking in America is unplayable. Any TF2 fan knows why. #SaveTf2

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@NoahSeagull

1 year

I always have a craving to go to the beach when it gets nice out but then when I go to the beach I get a craving to go home after 1 hour of being there

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@NoahSeagull

4 months

I actually agree with this guy that big creators have a ton of sway in 2024 (thus the term "influencer"). Although, I don't think that's necessarily a bad thing, especially in this case where Marques uses epic facts and logic to put a bad product to shame.

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MKBHD bankrupted a company in 41 seconds A slight criticism from a big Youtuber, let alone calling the product HORRENDOUS, is enough to make a company go bust Creators are so much more powerful in 2024 than you think This clip will be the gravestone for Humane

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@NoahSeagull

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Tweet 1/24 through 5/24: Oh wow this is kinda sneaky I could see how someone would fall for this. Tweet 14/24 onwards: This person needs to learn internet street smarts.

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@NoahSeagull

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@Jxck_Sweeney Wonder who lobbied for this one

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@NoahSeagull

2 years

If you haven't watched at least most of Adventure Time you are missing out. It's so unique and it really left its mark.

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@NoahSeagull

1 year

I learned recently that both me and my dad memorized the entire scene word-for-word where Willy Wonka yells at Charlie & Grandpa Joe for stealing Fizzy Lifting Drinks

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@NoahSeagull

4 months

The next thing on my NYC To-Do list is to try the Coca Cola from the 99 year-old diner that makes it the old-fashioned way

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@NoahSeagull

2 months

@SurgeryBro Who would have thought that big academic medical centers would be big centers for the friends we made along the way

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@NoahSeagull

11 months

Why is it that every two months I start getting really really targeted Homestuck content? I don't care about Honestuck and I don't think I've interacted with a single tweet about it

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@NoahSeagull

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I fucking love this