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Retired from Twitter | Software Engineer. | #HalaMadrid ⚽️ | Boston Celtics Fan

Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined June 2013
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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*Plays Flo Milli, Beef FloMix in the background...
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DVSN really also snapped on Nuh Time/Tek Time. Yeses that song is beautiful
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Anyone that's been to Scrooge, Topos, Sixers, Bowld, Blackdoor or Junk Park in the last 2 weeks: Please get tested for Covid 19... I couldve infected anyone there ✌🏾. Okay cool.
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He specified the country. He didn't just say "Africa" like the rest of these Americans 😭
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South Africa see u next week
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K.O watching Cassper & AKA drop new music
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Drake mentioned Ronaldo on the album And you still wanna tell me that short Argentinian is the goat? Lmao
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Lmao 😂🤣. Twitter for you...
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Lmao 😂😂. Nobody can tell us we're not talented in South Africa...
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White people love fake smiling like this:
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"I thought you were going home"
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What in the R Kelly is happening here
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KHUNE is messing around with a 2000 kid 😳🙆🏾‍♀️😅 I give up
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When you have so much work to do but you decide doing nothing is more important
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#YouWereMyCrushTill you called Oros trash
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Sol Phenduka is actually the perfect host for this lowkey lol. Im glad they got him.
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You can literally here how much better Chris Brown is as an R&B artist on "The Take" compared to Tory Lanez. He played himself 💀💀💀.
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Act suicidal. No ways shes letting you kill yourself
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Toxic niggas, how do I convince her to stay?
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Ever listen to a song and then take off your earphones to process what the person said?
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It's always these Bundu babies that come to joburg
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Dreamwork by AKA? Classic
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Ah... can we give up on Facebook?
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But if a nigga said this about make-up/weaves 👀.
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#YourFavouriteAKALine I don't have a favorite aka line but an entire verse:
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Are we ready to talk about how Drake ruined Superman by Black Coffee or is it too soon? 👀
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"Can you please send me airtime" Me:
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Ronaldo > Nelson Mandela...
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When your phones dead & you don't know what to do with yourself
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Eminen is only popular cause he's white.
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This shit only happens in schools where they wear tracksuits as uniform
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You can block me for this Idc, but your friends aren't your friends for letting you do this to your hair 💀💀😂🤣
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This part in the #Humble music video reminded me of this meme 😂
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Amazing birthday weekend. Thanks for all the wishes and gifts and stuff ❤️❤️
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I won’t lie, none of my friends are ugly...
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Ever been so scared to check your account balance that you take off your shoes? 🤣😂
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Women who idolize Solange and Nicki Minaj 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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men who idolize Future and Chris Brown 🚩 🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩
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Laugh Now, Cry Later
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Saw a phone with a home button today... what a throwback.
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If Cassper, AKA, Kwesta and Riky Rick released albums on the same day, who would you listen to first? (RT after youve voted)
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Dont act like these songs from Phineas and Ferb didnt slap
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This little goat is destroying that fraud Messi's team...
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Your boy just got another increase in 3 months 😭😭😭😭😭. God is doing the things right now. Im so happy 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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I've been listening to Joe's podcast for about 5 years and they never run out of shit to say... 😭😭😭💀💀💀🤣
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Rain is so beautiful... the sound, the smell, everything.
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What's funny is that black girls arent even Siya's type lmaooooo
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Can we take a moment to appreciate the dinner I'm having??
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Good Morning... easter week has finally arrived
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ANC is bringing Migos to distract us from the fact that Zuma isn't going anywhere lol. 👀
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"Hey guys, I'm having sex"
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I asked to be spanked harder now my ass hurts😐🤦🏽‍♀️
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The Saxophone on Blessed by Wizkid 💦💦💦
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Lol. Calling Lobola a transfer fee might be the funniest thing on here today 💀💀💀😭😭😭
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Didnt realize that my baby is a year old this month 😭😭😭❤.
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They scare me and I'm a black man
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Timbaland and Dr Dre could never...
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metro boomin brought us these works of art
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Lmao 😂😂😂😂. This convo.
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Don't do it... don't #ShootYourShot . She'll screenshot that DM & show us all 😂
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Swae Lee's voice is so angelic 😭. Sounds like I'm on my way to heaven...
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This Ice convo alone shows how people's friendships have hierarchies lmao... y'all have leaders at your big age.
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Swoosh.
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Lmao 😂😂. No chill Twitter is at it again
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Memphis Depay > Every player in Uniteds current squad
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*Bobby and Spotty are up there
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75% of South African Dogs are called 'Tiger' 😭😂😭😓
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The best weed rollers I know are all huns 🤞🏾
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Yep ugly huns with mad sex appeal. E.g. Teyana Taylor or SZA
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Imagine going onto your TL just to see your girlfriend tweet this 💀💀💀💀.
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This rubbish i’m dating doesn’t deserve me yazi.
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Your MCM comments under AKA tweets "Cassper is the best". He's 27 🤣😂
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I'm quoting this so I can pin this bible verse 😢
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When you're listening to a song & the beat is hard 🔥
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Wearing black clothes > any other colour of clothing
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2 Pac doesn't even have a song better than this
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Ronaldo is having a garbage season and still breaking records and the highest goal scorer in the champions league this season lol.
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Baby Keem has the best verse on Donda and im willing to throw hands for this opinion.
@didjesusdrop
DID KANYE DROP BULLY TODAY?
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What’s the hardest lyric of all time and why is it when Baby Keem said “badaba-badadaboom i badababoom I badababing” on Donda??
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Nothing will be scarier than the "waar is my kop" episode of Emzini Wezinsizwa.
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It's Monday... you know what that means? #MzanziFolloTrain #MzansiFollowTrain RT ➡ Follow ➡ Follow Back...
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Thank you for all the birthday wishes ❤️.
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It's okay to forgive your wife after this right?
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Found a guy who comes to you and fixes your phone in under an hour, in front of you. And he's also very affordable. RT for awareness. Lucas: 0783393073
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Some of you dont respect your onlyfans. Why is Emcimbini playing in the background?!?
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Remember when Rae Sremmurd were jamming to Nasty C - NDA
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Fidelis is the most scammer name I've ever heard in my life
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😭😭😭
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Going to her funeral cause she would be dead after that slap.
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I love the first 6 seasons of The Office... Yoh goated. I've rewatched it like 1000 times. Instantly makes me happpy lol.
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Alicia keys broke a home and now shes happy with the man that left his family for her... Moral of the story?
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I don't know how many times I played this, love is beautiful fuuuck 😭❤️
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I overthink and read into EVERYTHING. I'll fight scenarios the whole day in my head lol.
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@zindziswa_m One of these places isn't even been opened yet 💀💀💀. Lie for free.
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People are tweeting how fire #BCWYWF is but it only comes out on the 27th lmao 😂🤣. Stop lying on the TL.
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@nandicakes But "The world is yours" was #1 ... you guys like reaching on this app.
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Damn... a car with no sensors 💔.
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Your MCM quit his day job to enter Idols cause you told him he could sing. He didn't even make it's past the auditions.
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Grooving with your partner and you're both drunk is highkey fun though 💀💀. One of my favorite ways to groove
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I always say grooving with your partner requires serious mental preparation 🤣🤣
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Open the web browser on your phone. Go to whatsapp web and open it as a desktop site. Open whatsapp on the phone you wanna hack and scan the whatsapp web code and you're done. You have that persons whatsapp forever in your cellphone browser 🙃.
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How do I hack into someones WhatsApp again?
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Let's settle this today 😅. Which genre is bigger in S.A RT after you vote
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"I've got this ice box where my heart used to be" Me in primary school:
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Im dead lmaooooo 💀💀💀😭😭😭😭
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@MrCashtime @CassperNyovest Nah. Hes cancelled until he pays that mans money lol
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Lmao🤣😂. Your MCM caught the wrong sub on the TL.
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