sooooo tired of ppl on dating apps being like "oh it's interesting you have sadomasochism in ur bio, but I'm just a sweet lil smol bean I could never hurt someone" ok then keep it moving!!! I'm looking for someone to beat the shit out of me
physical therapist today said "ok, let me get the strap" and it took every last scrap of willpower in my stupid little body not to say "haha that's my line"