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@NikkiLP26

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34 she/her unhappily married elderly millennial be nice to me, 109 pounds down in 2 years sw:322 cw:212 gw:110 5’5 🥰❤️😊shdrg

Pensacola fl
Joined September 2010
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@NikkiLP26
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4 years
I really missed @dagenmcdowell on @TheFive glad your better my friend your doing good work!
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@NikkiLP26
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6 months
@channneeelllll I can’t go if someone else is in there even if I really need to it’s so annoying 😭
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@NikkiLP26
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1 year
@diazepants computer would have probably been pretty filling on its own 💀😮‍💨🥲
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@NikkiLP26
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1 year
@solittle99 Can’t do the milk or red peppers 🫣🤪
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@NikkiLP26
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1 year
@OMGITZK_ANGEL I love my she shed it’s basically just a tiny room built off our garage for me to smoke in 🤣
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@NikkiLP26
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8 months
@TMZ Just keep posting it why don’t ya, dang I done seen y’all post this very story about 6x already, I feel so bad for her, anyone who has struggled with those thoughts knows how hard it is. Prayers for her family/friends that’s tough I hope she can rest in peace
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@NikkiLP26
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7 months
@MaxandraC Damn this whole time I was kinda proud of josh cause he lost weight, got married had a kid and seems very happy, watching quiet on set really makes me feel differently about him now
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@NikkiLP26
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1 year
@ASoberLady My names Nikki also and I’m struggling rn with addiction it’s hard when you have no support system 😢
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@NikkiLP26
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8 years
@FoxNews I couldn't hold back the tears! Just beautiful! #Trump45
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@NikkiLP26
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10 months
Men are lying if they tell you they have a type, they will literally f anything
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@NikkiLP26
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11 months
@4n4ddie It’s taken me almost 2 years but I’ve lost 110 pounds so far and still going 😊
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@NikkiLP26
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5 years
You can’t go to @Arbys and not get curly fries, am I right? #arbys
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@NikkiLP26
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8 months
@thelonelyakuma @RyanGarcia This is insane at least I’m off work today so I can watch it all go down 🫣😬
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@NikkiLP26
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8 months
Do y’all hate me cause I’m old af and I reply to all your posts with gifs?? 😭😭 I don’t mean no harm y’all I’m literally a grandmother so you gotta teach me technology 🤣🤣
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@NikkiLP26
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1 year
@GeminiTerms Sometimes I feel bad about saying stuff after already saying it 🫣😝
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@NikkiLP26
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7 months
Not necessarily fun…but what do you guys do to distract yourself from sh or from dr$g use?
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@NikkiLP26
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9 months
Remember your chapstick 💋💄
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@NikkiLP26
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7 months
@hooah_mac @Fairwater18 @longblockchain @ohadbalash @Mariwazzz @Jetskigrizzly @IterIntellectus Also young kids love swallowing coins and real coins are more of a problem inside you than a plastic one ,make since? You never watched emergency er or that monsters inside me? Kids are weird man lol
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@NikkiLP26
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6 months
I’m really thinking about running away 🤣 yes I’m 33 so I’d be running from my husband and not my parents but it’s still the same concept I just wanna d/e bro 😭😭
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@NikkiLP26
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9 months
Everything just feels dumb 😫 except for that one relationship I know I’m never gonna have 😭😭 I’m just feelin hopeless right now I guess 😭😭
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@NikkiLP26
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1 year
@weartv His hair looks great!
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@NikkiLP26
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1 year
@lenatorix @bellesdiet I was telling my coworker yesterday that it’s hard cause I think about food constantly like it’s always on my mind and the way she looked at me you’d think I had just told her I was on hard dru$s or something she looked at me with disgust 😭😭
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@NikkiLP26
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7 months
Why is mental hunger so much worse than physical hunger 😩
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@NikkiLP26
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1 year
@uheartnaii @leighteshaa I can’t find it on the website at all 😫
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@NikkiLP26
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10 months
@Abhinav_tmk @NoContextHumans Oh hell no 🫣🤣🤣 that’s funny I ain’t seen that one before lol thanks for the laugh 😂😂
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@NikkiLP26
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8 months
I’m pretty high and I just took a handful of sleepy gummy’s, don’t just do this I’ve built up a tolerance lmao, also just ate a half a pint of ice cream 😪 I’m about to sleep so good 😴
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@NikkiLP26
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9 months
I would love to see the statistics of how many women off themselves when they are on their . cause I swear to god the urge to do something dumb is so strong 😭😭😫
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@NikkiLP26
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8 months
Stop smoking so much 😮‍💨 how high do you really need to be??!? 😩
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@NikkiLP26
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11 years
You can tell @robertherjavec didn't want to go out but he just had no idea how to run a jelly business spread it mix it shake it stir it :)
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@NikkiLP26
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4 years
@dagenmcdowell You deserve real props for doing this! These small businesses are struggling and just a mention can really make a positive impact on their sales and their lives, this should be a monthly thing on the five! Please consider doing this to help these businesses out.
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@NikkiLP26
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7 months
Please stop crying
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@NikkiLP26
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10 months
@weedlings73 No only had time for one bowl before work it was so cold this morning, I’ll just get high when I get home I’m off the next two days anyways 😁🤗
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@NikkiLP26
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5 years
@Wendys @haydenonthehill Shit you up to 41 now bro 😂👍
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@NikkiLP26
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11 months
@DANKG0D We both lock eyes and for a split second we can read each others minds and together we smile and with no words exchanged I knew she wanted nothing but the best for me and my 20 piece nuggets 🤣😁
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@NikkiLP26
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7 months
Ain’t no way you can hate me more than I hate myself
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@NikkiLP26
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8 months
If they don’t leave bruises do they even love you??? 😈😁🥰
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@NikkiLP26
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3 years
@KatiePavlich @TheFive Yay I love when Katie is on the five she is one of the smartest people I’ve ever seen she literally knows so much about so many things! I love watching her
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@NikkiLP26
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10 years
Season finale of #ReturnToAmish I'm so sad! There better be another season!!! #obsessed
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@NikkiLP26
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1 year
@Wavymafia I mean you are hurting me but that’s just cause I cared but yea I’m seeing you in a whole different light atp 😭
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@NikkiLP26
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10 months
@TMZ I’d be emotional too if the whole world found out my secrets 🫣😫
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@NikkiLP26
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7 months
I wanna go to sleep 🥱
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@NikkiLP26
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9 months
@twinstarspo On top of me 🤣😁
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@NikkiLP26
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8 months
I hate myself again 😭😫 time to get high ✌️
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@NikkiLP26
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11 months
Dude your not hungry you just want to eat 😫
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@NikkiLP26
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8 months
Stop crying like a little b*tch your a grown ass woman, you can do whatever you want to do, what do you want to do Nikki?? What do you want???😭😭😭😭
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@NikkiLP26
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1 year
@hannieskgs Ain’t now way ain’t no fin way 😭🫣🤣🤣
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@NikkiLP26
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1 year
@FoodPornPhotos Butterlove 🥰😅😋
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@NikkiLP26
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10 years
I've never heard maggie cry before! #familyguysimpsonscrossover
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@NikkiLP26
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7 months
I’m high as 💩 falling asleep on the couch eating pretzel sticks 😂
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@NikkiLP26
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1 year
I need to realize that not everyone cusses like I do
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@NikkiLP26
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7 months
God I’m having the worst thoughts right now 😫 I guess I’m gonna do some cke and try to clear my head a little 😮‍💨🥲
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@NikkiLP26
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7 months
I just wanna go to sleep and not wake up
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@NikkiLP26
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7 months
I got my favorite compliment at work today one of the guests said “your very efficient” and yeah idk why but that’s literally the best compliment you could give me ☺️🤗
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@NikkiLP26
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7 months
I wanna kms 😭😭 -why are you so dramatic????
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@NikkiLP26
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8 months
Ok I’m just being lazy, im gonna try to get some steps in today 🚶‍♀️
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@NikkiLP26
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6 months
I’m really high 😮‍💨
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@NikkiLP26
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1 year
@weartv Oh well I guess he never had to worry about a roommate not paying rent anymore he now has to worried about not getting r***ed inside damn how things change so quickly huh
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@NikkiLP26
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9 years
so happy #welcometosweden is back with new episodes
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@NikkiLP26
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7 months
You have got to stop with the binging I’m so tired of gaining and losing the same ten pounds 😫
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@NikkiLP26
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9 months
@JoshyBeSloshy I got one from Walmart I’ll send it to you never used it
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@NikkiLP26
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10 months
@FoxNews Justin didn’t save himself for marriage lol
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@NikkiLP26
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9 months
I want to kms but I��m so much of a pus*y I chickened out before 😭😫
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@NikkiLP26
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10 months
Yay I’m back good morning friends I got banned for 12 hrs for something I posted so I’ll be extra careful about what I post from now on lol 💜
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@NikkiLP26
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1 year
@sqwizmo @smellybongrip After she shows the bacon and turkey she literally goes to take a bite then goes “this is not a veggie sandwich” like ma’am you just showed the bacon it’s obviously not a veggie sandwich 😭 also I’ve wanted to try that sandwich ever since I seen this clip (about a year ago) 😭😢
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@NikkiLP26
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10 months
@LORD420__ Winter wonderland 😍
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@NikkiLP26
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8 months
You need to chill out on getting high so much bro a tolerance break is much needed.
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@NikkiLP26
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8 months
Y’all I’m bout to boss up and get my life together, right after I do this line 😫🫣😛
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@NikkiLP26
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8 months
Sad to admit I get most of my calories from sweets 🫣 I really need to change my diet
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@NikkiLP26
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5 years
@KelloggsUS the Kelloggs store is not loading. How am I supposed to get my thanksgiving dinner @Pringles ??
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