I am becoming increasingly convinced that the best part of a PhD is the summer before you start it, when you get to tell everyone you’re doing a PhD and they’re all like “oh that’s so cool” but you don’t have to actually do any of the PhD yet.
Paper just got accepted! Specifically I have accepted it. I have accepted it will never get published and will die unceremoniously in my documents folder.
how much of grad school is spending ~2 hours carefully reading like half a paper and then just saying screw it and skimming the second half in like 10 minutes
Sometimes I remember that I am indeed a PhD student in economics at Columbia living in NYC and it’s just so indescribably far from where I thought I’d be like 5 years ago. Life is weird and apparently I’m extremely bad at predictions.
Ok, to be clear:
1. I haven’t started my PhD
2. If I thought the above tweet were literally true, I wouldn’t be pursuing a PhD. My sister is a PhD. I have some idea of what I’m getting into.
3. Pre-docs: don’t be discouraged.
4. Wear a mask and practice social distancing.
can you all stop advancing the literature around econometric methods. i am still trying to understand stuff that happened in like 1987. thanks in advance.
The final numbers are in:
I applied to 34 PhD programs
Got rejected from 27
Withdrew apps from 3
Never heard from 1
Accepted by 3
Going to 1
It all worked out, but my god did I spend a lot of money to get dunked on over and over.
In a weird snap decision, my grandmother no longer wants the vaccine, and my mom is having a hard time (re)convincing her.
Grandmother hates my beard, so I’ve offered to shave my beard if she takes the vaccine. This is legitimately most leverage we have at this point.
3rd year of PhD. Excited to come up with perfect research ideas that I will pursue flawlessly and with great initiative. Nothing will go wrong and I will feel really good all the time.
Another memory from last year’s grad admissions season
School: we rejected u :(
Me: ok
*10 days later*
School: do u wanna know why we rejected you
Me: ...no
School:
School: its cuz we don’t think ur smart :(
Got my TA assignment. Excited to get intellectually dunked on by a bunch of 18 year olds who have never taken econ before but are probably way smarter than me.
got grades back. Passed. So now I will be doing (with a friend) a big dumb road trip in a little dumb old car. I’ve been thinking about this trip for years. 10k+ miles, 40ish days. A bow tie lap of America.
econ PhD programs: don’t worry if you struggle with the first year classes - it has no bearing on whether you’ll be a good economist!
also econ PhD programs: if u get a B in a class u are dead to us.
kinda suspicious that this econometrics textbook is asking me to derive the optimal GMM estimator. like isn’t that your job. why are you asking me to do it.
my identification strategy is valid because it is the best i could come up with under the current circumstances please don’t ask questions i don’t know how to answer them please just look the other way i know it’s bad please don’t say anything oh god why are you raising your hand
In 2017 I met one of my favorite authors. Had a short conversation. At the end he asked “are you a writer?” and I said “eh idk kinda” and he said “if you even hesitated, the answer is yes.” Four years later I have abandoned writing. There’s no moral here other than he was wrong.
Just handed in my solutions to a problem set. They were 19 pages long. I clearly did something wrong, just not sure if it was the problem set or choosing to go to grad school in general.
Most incredible part of columbia business school is that you don’t have access to it if you’re an economics student in the school of arts and sciences. Are they afraid we’re gonna come in and start graffitiing lagrangians or something?
while we’re talking about the GRE I will never not be cranky about spending $615 to take it three times and then $756 to send it to schools. Just require the official score only upon acceptance/enrollment. I’ll be like 45 years old still cranky about this.
In august 2017, I interviewed with Josh Angrist to join MIT econ as a research support associate. He recommended the dept hire me, and I took the job. Just goes to show even (future) Nobel prize winners make terrible mistakes.
TAing a PhD class is cool because now more than ever before I feel like I have no idea what I’m talking about and no right to be teaching these people who probably know more than me
seminar speaker on thursday pronounced de Chaisemartin and D'Haultfoeuille without fear or error. Just went right through it with hesitation. 96 Bulls type domination. Hall of fame stuff. It was an honor and a privilege to witness from mere feet away. He should win a Nobel.
broke: I’m a first year grad student
woke: I’m in the 17th grade
bespoke: my entire future hangs in the balance of a handful of Greek letters I do not understand. furthermore, I’ve no money and no prospects. I’m already a burden to my parents and I’m frightened.
the gre is very important. knowing how many apples timmy had left after trading with shelly and garth was crucial to my understanding of bootstrapped standard errors in grad econometrics.
Very happy to see all the PhD acceptances. I also understand that’s it’s rough if you’re not in anywhere yet. Not sure I know how to handle that well, but (1) it’s VERY early (2) you can only go to one school (3) the process can be super random. Helped to keep that stuff in mind
Also also please continue to donate to bail funds and causes aimed at combating anti-black racism (as well as racism, generally). Continue thinking about concrete steps you can take to provide black scholars the support and opportunities they deserve. Then take those steps.
we always talk about how stressful grad school can be but rarely acknowledge how much of this comes from not knowing if you’ve committed tax fraud every time you do your taxes
So, I’m gonna take a break from twitter for a bit. Have done this before but figure I should maybe talk about it this time, in some attempt at creating a public good…(thread)
also when I was teaching today I asked the undergrads if they wanted to do an icebreaker and they straight up said no. stunted on, right then and there, in the first 5 minutes.
a fun thing that happened last year: I tweeted about getting rejected by a million schools, and then a prof from a school that rejected me commented “wish you had applied here we’d have loved to have you”
This could not be more Orwellian! The AER rejected my paper for being “shockingly bad” and “lacking any sort of intellectual merit” and for “being simply a list of Ina Garten recipes from 2007” smh this is an assault on the first amendment! We’ll see u in court! etc etc
For what it’s worth, I had planned to do a bunch of preparation the summer before first year, and having now gone through first year, I can say with certainty that absolutely none of the stuff I had planned to do would have been useful and I’m glad I goofed off instead.
want to help grad students transition to research? give them (me) all your best research ideas along with the data and the code and a first draft written, typeset for a top 5 journal. solved.
FWIW: when I applied to PhD programs, I had good (but not great) grades from a decent (but not elite) undergrad school, no real analysis, all my math came after college. No idea what was in my letters, but I suspect 2 out of 3 were good but not great. 1/?
here I am, once again, alone in my room, listening to songs that remind me of extremely sad times in my life while I attempt to read a 68 page paper published in the QJE
none of my grad school friends are huggers and this is having a profound negative impact on my quality of life.
like someone hugged me yesterday and i barely knew how to do it anymore.
due to the pandemic I have decided to cancel my birthday this year and will thus be remaining 25 until 2022. It was a hard decision but we all have to make sacrifices in these trying times.
“just learned how beta_OLS is inconsistent under the many IVs problem. Got me thinking how I treated you inconsistent, acting like a beta, treating you like some ordinary least square.”
I don’t understand why rich people want to become politicians. If I had tons of money I would just move to some place nice and then never talk to anyone ever again.
in your mid to late twenties you discover that you can conquer basically any negative emotion by drinking some water and dancing alone in your kitchen while making chickpeas and listening to music
At this point, just google “where can I donate”. People have created amazing lists and websites dedicated to figuring this out for you.
Also, listen to people whose experiences are different than your own.
I lost like 6 pounds over the final exam period and I am planning to gain it all back today with an absolutely degenerate selection of terrible delights
have we switched to only requiring the official GRE score only if you’re accepted yet. because that gets expensive. I spent like >$600 sending my official GRE to schools that rejected me. We do this with transcripts why not the GRE.