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Me and a girl were sexting; She: I heard you give good head, do you like it hairy? Me: No.... Mbah

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Hey overthinkers, we are gonna be okay

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How your brain returns after you cum

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@Ajatz02

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Bomboclaat

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@crazyclipsonly I love it when men (agressors) are beaten up by women! It's always satisfying

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@Morbidful Some people take things like children for granted

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So this one time my neighbor poured water from the top floor and NEPA thought it was rain and took light, dried wire for 7 days sef.

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Nothing is free. It's either you or someone else has paid for it or will pay for it.

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Don't pray for Nigeria to be great, work for Nigeria to be great

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None. I prefer Government Schools

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Sco Pa Tu Manaa ??

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It's a man's world, but we all came from a womb

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Woke up to people comparing Zlatan Ibile to Kizz Daniel. As in Kizz Daniel oo, Vado!!! This app has mad people I'm done!!!

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What will be yours will be yours, but till then, what's yours is yours. Value that

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This is how genius thoughts rush me when I'm in the toilet

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Bomboclaat

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Tunde Ednut: *Reaches 1m followers on IG* Speed Darlington: Joro Olumofin: Mark Zuckerberg: Suspension AI:

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I'll put Naira Marley and kick him out😏😏

Adetokunbo Sejiro🦬

@Adetokunbo_Seji

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One of them gotta go, who are we kicking out?

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Vision 2020 2020

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The hard times are important too

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Which of the favors of your Lord would you deny?

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Teacher: Kelvin name any animal that lives in water Kelvin: Hippopotamus Teacher: Good, Amos give us another example Amos: Hippopokelvin Teacher: What's that? Amos: Kelvin started it

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Short for Organism😏😏 Please go and argue with your Biology Teacher

Best Male Author✍

@NickNkuna97

5 years

Sco pa tu manaa

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I don't support the European Super League, but you have to admit, Florentino Perez is one of the smartest men out there

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9 months

@freakoutfights Damn, that felt good to watch. It's never okay for a man to lay his hands on a woman

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5 years

I spent the night at my aunt's. Her last born (Chima) has attempted JAMB 6 times and failed all. At dinner; Aunt: Chima, pass me the salt Chima: *passes the salt* Aunt: Thank God!!! At least you can pass something

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@streetfighthard He's a bloody coward!

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4 years

No comparisons, no shades, no agenda. Burna Boy, Davido & Wizkid are winning. Let's enjoy them all

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10 months

@SaycheeseDGTL I still want to know why her daughter wasn't given life too

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Being Nigerian might be a disadvantage, your dreams are still valid

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@upblissed "You’re down bad if you seen the..."

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So apparently, Omah Lay & Tems obtained work permit & performed under the protection of @PoliceUg . How come @PoliceUg now turned around to arrest them? There's a side to this story we haven't heard #FreeTemsAndOmahLay

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Somewhere in Enugu.............. Inside a slay queen's bag

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Atiku should just go and rest, even if he goes to all the courts in the world he'll just end up being fucked and he won't still cum.

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At my Dad's secondary school reunion, the MC asked we the kids to ask them any question about their school days Me: Who used to carry first place? My Dad:

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Be grateful to God for them. Life without them would have be a pain in the ass... Literally

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I'm gon pull up in an all black agbada without a stain of white on me on my wedding day. Whoever told y'all black represents evil should come tell me.

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This country is just so hard, you might eventually get to the end of the tunnel and NEPA will take the light. Think about it!!! It can help people!!!

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"Be careful of what you post on Social Media" That's the theme of yesterday's (7th March, 2021) events on Twitter NG

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Can you do a split in the middle?

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Nurse: Doctor, there's a patient complaining that he hasn't been urinating Me: He needs to repent of his wicked ways Nurse: But you haven't even seen him or do you know him? Me: No, never seen him before Nurse: Why did you say so doc? Me: There's no piss for the wicked

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Never trust any condom brand that also does diapers

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All your life you've been a mermaid How about we change that and make you my maid Not the one that does house chores to get paid But the type that will come into my life and make my life made

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I still don't get how y'all enjoy watching sad movies... I mean the world is depressing enough as it is

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Unpopular Fact: You can actually stan your fave without dissing others'

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My Mummy will know I'm having sex 😱😧

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Frog voice wey dey drop Elephant hits Davido is a legend. I Stan🙌🏾

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You are not Nigerian enough if your Mum is not sarcastic

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Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces - North Chief of Army Staff - North Chief of Air Staff - North Inspector General of Police - North Commandant General of NSCDC - North But somehow the Capital of insecurity in Nigeria is still North

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"I don't wanna be the number one So many legends dey, I'm just trynna be another one" Congratulations Fireboy. You are the present & the future.

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Don't just pray oo, hustle tight because your pastor sef dey hustle tithe

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This country is fugged. I just tried withdrawing some cash from different ATMs but they kept saying 'Insufficient funds'. I mean how can banks in this country not have sufficient funds?

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So Di'ja is Hausa? 2020 is full of surprises. You might just find out that Olamide is Yoruba & Phyno is Igbo.

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When J Cole said "They say time is money but really it's not. Cos if we ever go broke time's all that we've got" that shit hit me baad

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If you live in Lagos, it's automatically -5 years from your lifespan 😪

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Just want to applaud everyone that partakes in the preparation of Iftar & Sahur all over the world

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What if books are nature's subtle way of using trees to tell us that you can make an impact even in death. Think about it!!! It can help people!!!

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If I expect to be disappointed and in the end I don't get disappointed, should I feel disappointed that I wasn't disappointed?

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@thereal_ev @Zec_Reyzie Hair🤣

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Where is the unity in diversity? 😔

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Kidnapping/abducting schoolchildren is the new hustle in Nigeria 🤦🏾‍♂. With the government's willingness to pay ransom, it's a surprise schoolchildren are not abducted on a weekly basis. Over 300 schoolgirls were abducted in Zamfara. #RescueJangedeGirls

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No na!!! You should have just captioned it 'Bomboclaat'

Nidhhi Agerwal

@AgerwalNidhhi

5 years

When you’re about to send a risky text... and send it anyway 😝

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The darkness helps me concentrate, I'm not weird.

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You have a fragile heart & you're dating a tailor. Sorry in advance

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Ladies please remember the goal as you go to church on Sunday is to get closer to God and not draw men farther away from God. Think about it!!! It can help people!!!

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I remember one time I lost my wallet and my Mom was around, I told her and under ten minutes she found my wallet, an old trouser, my conscience, my self esteem and my girlfriend's period. MOMS ARE THE BEST!!!

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If you're coming for a big fish like El-Rufai, make sure your ammo is right for the job. Ayo Sogunro learnt that the hard way.

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Be careful of your doings around kids, they tend to copy us thinking we have sense

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Did you know that the past tense of house is uncompleted building? Think about it!!! It can help people!!!

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I broke up with my side chic to focus on my main chic only to realize that I was a side cock. Imagine me being a side cock in my main relationship.

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5 years

It's over!!! We've lost our culture and heritage as a nation. Can you imagine? My Dad just legit told me he loved me.

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4 years

If the first lockdown worked, why is there a need for a second one? If the first lockdown didn't work, why should there be another one?

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They are beautiful and should be loved

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If you don't experience setbacks (minor or major) then you are not progressing Think about it!!! It can help people!!!

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You might hate to see this but... Nigerians condemning racism is the biggest form of hypocrisy.. I mean, it's Nigeria, a country where your tribe & religion might be a determinant of how successful you can become. All I'm trying to say is "FIX UP YOUR LIVES FIRST"

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@CreepyOrg It's funny but sad that criminals should have access to these necessities than a law abiding citizen. Something has to change

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New prayer point: Lord please don't give me hope and take it away at the last moment like you did to Man Utd #MUNCRY and they truly cried

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Love Doc: So you love puns Me: Yes Love Doc: Anyways, to improve your relationship, I suggest you always put her first, make it feel like a race Me: hmmmm..... Love Doc: What are you thinking about? Me: Do you think she'll cum first if I give her a headstart?

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People think I'm foolish, but the truth is...... I'm too lazy to think

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When you want to build a house, you'll realize the value of sand. When you need manure for your crops, you'll realize the value of excreta. Take no one for granted, everyone and everything has a purpose

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*6 weeks after NYSC without a job* Mum: What happened to the remote control Me: I don't know, it just stopped working Mum: At least something can find work in this country. Me:

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The reason why I'm still single Girlfriend's Dad: What do you do for a living? Me: My best sir. Girlfriend's Dad: No! I mean WHAT DO YOU DO? Me: Okay!..... Your daughter na.

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Drop handles let's follow you fast fast

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This isn't fair, how do you compare this perfectly and wonderfully made girl to a man made device..... Mtcheeew I'd pick PS4 sha

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@instablog9ja See this boy? Nothing you can tell me. E dey him body

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Final year student (Govt uni): last card ASUU: pick two FG: Hold on Final year student (private uni): 😂😂😂 last card Corona Virus: General Market

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The balloons came out today ☺ Say a prayer for me

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@CreepyOrg They thought he was acting, he was just narrating his life to us

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@HommieYoung1 The He that goes me is greater than the he that goes you 😫😩😭

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Now I'm confused, is what I'm feeling for this girl love or some Oloni thread shit? I remember it started after I ate her banga soup😭😭

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Igbo girls will read this differently and disagree

Wale

@Wale

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Love and Ego don’t play on the same team

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Is orange called orange because orange is orange? Or is it called orange because orange is orange?? Help me think about it!!! It can help people!!!

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The way guys cluster around these politicians when they come to their hood is sickening. After excessive praises from you, they 'drop' how much? 50k, for how many people? Prolly 10 - 20 people. Then y'all go back & say "Honorable so & so is the best, he sabi settle boys" *SMH*

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If I say it EFCC will come for me

🌼𝔽𝕚𝕟𝕖 𝕄𝕖𝕝𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕤🌼

@slaymansion

5 years

If you have me for 24 hours, what would you do to me? 💝

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In 2040, having a convo with my kid. Kiki: Why is it you & mum's 19th year anniversary when you got married in 2019 Me: Baby, you won't understand Kiki: Try me Me: *with a sad face* There was no year in between 2019 & 2021 Kiki: You mean no 20..... Me: Don't say it!!

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These days, I have no expectations, I just work hard, grind steady, take care of my business & leave the rest to the Bigman up there to handle

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No matter how bad the score was against Nigeria, I always had a feel of ease whenever @papilokanu was coming on. I know I can't be the only one who felt that way. Happy birthday legend

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Feminists are becoming controlling, demanding and enslaving. They are gradually becoming what they are trying to fight against, maybe worse.

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Nigeria's submission for the Oscars 2021, 'The Milkmaid' is a movie that every Nigerian should be proud of. The professionalism with which the insurgency in Northern Nigeria was narrated is impeccable. Support 'The Milkmaid' to bring the Oscars home #TheMilkmaidFor9jaAtOscars