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@disclosetv Sleep well, Teddy.
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@ShitpostGate Hey, as long as she's not a single mom and you're just having fun. Go for it.
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@GiacomoxCan @Retro_Omega_ Dude, Pride Month is in June. Stop being gay.
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@TheActMan_YT I got tired of siding with Mr. House.
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@ichthys30 @OldMemeClown The response must be the same.
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@ShitpostGate Even though the crows were racial stereotypes, they were like the only ones who actually believed that Dumbo could fly. But they get removed from the live action remake? Sad.
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@ShitpostGate 🤷🏼‍♂️
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@lporiginalg "Martial artists could be here," he thought. "I HATE martial artists."
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@ShitpostGate There comes a point where a spider gets large enough it loses its... horror factor. I think because the first word that comes to mind when looking at them is "fuzzy" rather than "insect" or "bug".
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@LocalBateman 5) Get Alzheimer's 6)Forget what video games are 1)Play video games for the first time in your life
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@Unfilteredboss1 A faraway blood feud between two tribes of desert people should not be the immediate priority of an empire that spans an entire continent and is increasingly fracturing due to ideological balkanization. I'm starting to wonder where Ben's loyalties are truly placed.
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@Cuisinart1965 @Tr00peRR Degeneracy must be fought, not embraced.
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"We can't get @ValidLs banned, so we're going to resort to autistic warfare."
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"There once was a lowlife drug addict named George Floyd..."
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@PatrykLesniak7 @ShitpostGate >You're a religious dude
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@TheCriticalDri1 I disagree.
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“My son can’t be gay. He’s obsessed with a woman.” The woman:
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@operagxofficial @DrDisrespect Tell me something, @operagxofficial : When the freaks and transvestites were having a fit over Hogwarts Legacy because JK Rowling's IRL politics doesn't line up with theirs 100%, would you mock those people the same way you're doing here with Dr Disrespect?
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@Dezinuh Yeah, I remember when the BFV devs lectured the player base and that game crashed and burned. Though, it's always funny when companies do the "our female developers/community managers were sent death threats!" shtick. Never gets old. 🤣
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@ValidLs Congrats on making the transphobe list, @ValidLs , even though it was pretty much a given. A lot of us are displeased we didn't make the cut...
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@TheGrandBagel @ShitpostGate It's not Pride Month quite yet.
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@ValidLs "Were you forced to use Twitter?" "...no." "Did you exercise use of the mute/block option?" "...sometimes." "Did you keep engaging with them or acknowledging them after muting/blocking them?" "...maybe."
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@EBITDUUUH @LibertyCappy I'm not inclined to support Neo-Nazis.
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@real_lord_miles ...is this the bromance movie where one of the two main characters has terminal cancer, so they both decide to take one last meaningful trip abroad, but cancer bro keeps dragging non-cancer bro into dangerous yet comically entertaining situations?
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@ValidLs "No, I don't think we should be chemically castrating children so that they can be surgically mutilated."
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These quote tweets... 🤭
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Cloudflare launched nearly twelve years ago. Over that time, our set of services has become much more complicated. With that complexity we have developed policies around how we handle abuse of different features Cloudflare provides
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@ShitpostGate ...damn, people.
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@bizlet7 Do you mean Europeans in America? Because Europeans in Europe:
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@ShitpostGate Marrying an ex-nun was the best decision I ever made!
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@real_lord_miles "I joined the Wagner PMC." (Insert cheery smiling thumbnail)
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@atrupar Because we're about to go to war.
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@LocalBateman You know what to do.
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@ArmchairW Should a Texan die for a Californian? Should a Floridian die for a New Yorker? Unfortunately, we are no longer a unified people of similar values or beliefs. We're even outright hostile to one another at times. Covid only accelerated balkanization, Warlord of the Armchair.
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@real_lord_miles "How many times can a person become a Far Cry protagonist and still come out alive? Let's find out."
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@LocalBateman He's gone, Local Man...
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anyone who thinks AI generated images of hot naked women is going to ruin the onlyfans economy for real life women has a fundamental misunderstanding of what onlyfans is
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@NaeHelen @calypso0121 @elonmusk Cancer. Degeneracy. Parasite.
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