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@NewsFinOil

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I love that paper like I’m Michael Scott. My pronouns are dick/balls. #EFT serial murderer of martinis #martinigang

Dallas, TX
Joined January 2018
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Wife: Please don’t bring up politics at Thanksgiving this year Me after half a martini:
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@historyinmemes Everything makes me think of her.
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@KarenFootage Look at those warlocks
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Why do my kids do this shit? They leave this horror scene for the maids when we leave.
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Holy shit. Courtesy of @jendubayevans check it out @cvarley1734
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“Too unathletic for tennis and too poor for golf” 😂
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There are moments in life when you want to pause time and live in forever. I had one of those today.
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I began 2020 thinking most conspiracy theorists were insane. I began 2021 thinking that some of them have a point. I’m now asking them for stock tips.
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Look at these fucking heroes. In the lions den doing the lord’s work.
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@hedgefundmafia It’s not too late
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@disclosetv All of the chemicals involved in this attack, and the large quantities of checmicals that will be required to clean it up…all made with oil. As an oil and gas company owner, all I can say to this little tube-top-wearing sprite, is thanks for being a good customer
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@nypost Harvard be like-
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How many of these have been placed in the shoe compartment of duffles at pickleball courts in the last 2 years? Men used to stop by the bar on the way home from work. Now they play a sport made for geriatric gays on the way home where they pretend like they’re heterosexual. We
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I’m now the age where I understand why men consider wearing those goof troop work/tennis shoe hybrids to the office. I’ll resist as long as I can.
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Energy companies becoming anti “woke”?
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Chevron would rather pay dividends than invest in wind and solar -CEO
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Can you imagine the mass hysteria the climate cult would be pushing if the Dust Bowl were to happen today?
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$5k on $12mm. I need to hire her accountant.
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This is the person talking about Elon Musk paying his fair share of taxes as she and her Entourage deplane from their private jet while sticking up for the little guy… Elon’s paying $15 billion in taxes, Lizzy paid $5k on her $12 million..
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Future footage of my kids arriving at school when WTI hits $250. #BTFD
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Future footage of my wife when WTI hits $250. @WampumMining
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Literally an email I had to send out today at my office
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@HarrisonKrank Hero. Sad as hell though, for the officer that was lost.
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@Rich_Cooper Her kids are angles?
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@githii Would
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No prayer this happens, but the attempt will be costly-
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UNITED AIRLINES IS AIMING TO HAVE ELECTRIC PLANES FLYING BY 2030. - CNBC
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Holy shit. Disney people.
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She’s quickly becoming the internet crush for insane people (like me). If this was the 90’s, she’d be on the cover of Maxim next month.
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I never knew I had a type until she came into my life.
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@nypost BLM being exposed for what it always has been- one of the worst frauds perpetrated onto black folks in the modern era. It literally targeted and stole from them. Patrisse Cullors literally told the world “I am a trained marxist” and woke whites still followed her off the cliff
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@cctvidiots Voting democrat
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Wife is tiring of this joke when we go out- Waiter- “What would you like to drink?” Me- “I’ll have an orange Snapple please” Waiter- “I’m sorry, we don’t carry Snapple” Me- “Ok, I’ll have a martini”
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Who did this?
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Beverly D’Angelo was a low key smokeshow
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Hey @JustStop_Oil …we’re coming
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@secure_energy_ No one is buying your scam
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@MrAndyNgo
Andy Ngo 🏳️‍🌈
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The woman who was body slammed by a black male suspect in Houston during a robbery is from Vietnam. Nhung Truong has a spinal cord injury. Her family has set up a GoFundMe.
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Imagine how soft the used boat market is about to get
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Live footage of my office when OPEC announces cuts. That’s @gmgodwin at the pulpit
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@deepvaluepubs Got caught at the in-laws once. We thought everyone was outside in the pool. But her dad came in for a drink & caught us. When we came outside, he handed me a floating basketball goal to assemble & a screwdriver & said “here you go bud, youre into screwing, put this together”
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@historyinmemes Look at those warlocks
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My business partner walks into the office this morning and says “Check out this weird ass coffee mug I found in my son’s room after he went to college” 😂
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I was today years old when I realized there is real porn on Twitter and I’m confused as hell at what the rules are. You can post sex gifs but not your personal experience regarding Covid without getting suspended. Wtf
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@_evelynrae @JaggerMickOZ It’s for her health!!!!! 😂
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It’s Friday, and it’s as good a day as any to remind you that your wakeboard boat is gay.
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When you fly out to the new “stealth play” hundreds of miles from Texas and you see your frenemy Dallas land bro in the local bar
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@budlight Do y’all spend more time supporting groomers, or blocking conservative accounts?
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Harvard be like…
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@Harvard
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Statement from President Gay: There are some who have confused a right to free expression with the idea that Harvard will condone calls for violence against Jewish students. Let me be clear: Calls for violence or genocide against the Jewish community, or any religious or ethnic
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@AmoneyResists @SethDillon @ChanelRion I bet you support the current everything
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@BunkiePerkins He’s setting such a great example for his son.
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They act like this is a bad thing. You’re fucking welcome @SphereVegas
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Holy shit. This happened to a friend of mine today after his wife hooked him up in the shower this morning. This is a text between his wife and her dentist’s office. She was going in for a cleaning.
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Shut it the fuck down
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Never forget that mark cuban is a shitlib. Anyone who defends DEI is not just your standard leftist, they are far left. Those who have been paying attention have known this about mark for a long time. He tried to act like a centrist. I assure you, a centrist he is not.
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5. So what's the conclusion ? If you don't think there is a need for DEI and it doesn't create a competitive advantage for your company, just look at the @x posts/replies/quotes below. These are the same people that work for you or are your co-workers. Everyone is
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Tone deaf, white liberals bend over backwards to make brown people suffer so that whites can feel better about their granola way of life. Tale as old as time. Latte liberals are the worst humans that this planet has to offer.
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If you watch one video today, make it this one 👇
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@GuyDealership BuT jUSt tHiNk ABoUt aLl tHOsE gAs SAvinS!!!!
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Watching my son snowboard is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
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Me to wife- Natty has a $2 handle, WTI is $73, we HAVE to stop pissing away money on ridiculous shit. Wife- I bought an advent calendar for our pug Me- This is a wise purchase
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@BertheloMelanie @ChristinaPushaw @larissa_thomas Oh I see it’s only a hate group if it disagrees with your ideology.
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I hate this man
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Why has everything gone woke these days? ESG scores. Here is BlackRock CEO Larry Fink along with the CEO of AmEx explaining his desire to “force behaviors” (2017):
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@OfAthenry I agree with his premise, but I refuse to take anyone seriously who is wearing a mask
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The perfect home bar doesn’t exi…
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This morning, during breakfast, my son paused and looked at me with an inquisitive expression. “Dad, what was #EFT like when @EnronChairman was around?” Me-
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@MTGCritic @KashPrime My kid is going to run circles around your kid in every category.
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@ConservativeGG3 @Tommyjamg @ThisIsKyleR Why do democrats worship pedos?
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@GregAbbott_TX I really like you, but this tweet is really fucking stupid
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Quick market update-
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@KonstantinKisin @PatrickChristys I’m a big fan of yours KK, but you’re telling me that he and his wife have time to coordinate for a Vogue magazine photo shoot, but he can’t change on the long plane ride to the US or UK?
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@CensoredMen This face screams “1984 me harder, baby!”
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You may not like it, but this is what peak pugformance looks like
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500 Harvard faculty sign letter supporting Claudine Gay… A pic was released of the signing party-
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@nypost
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More than 500 Harvard faculty sign letter supporting Claudine Gay despite calls for her firing
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Uhhhh who wants to tell Biden’s dumbass, (and everyone who voted for his dumbass) that all of his new proposed taxes on oil and gas exploration is a tax on gasoline?
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Javier Blas
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In a signal of the importance of $3 per gallon at Memorial Day, the White House put out a statement on Friday explaining why prices were up. It also emphasized President Biden is "opposed any proposals to raise the gas tax" (difficult to match that with climate change policies)
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Round toes in Paris #martinigang #rollcall LFG
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@ElijahSchaffer I very much appreciate the general decorum. They met in an isolated location, formed a line, dressed well, then went to war
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I just want to make sure I have this right
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What have you done to use oil today? At #EFT , we focus on producing it, but you need to make sure you are doing your part to consume as much as humanly possible as well. It’s the right thing to do. How ya like that, @JustStop_Oil ?
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Chartered a boat. Returning to St Martin after a day-trip around Anguilla. Focused on doing my part to increase global oil consumption…
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Keep in mind, that decades later, these same people will try to cancel you if you don’t trust the government with every fiber in your soul.
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On this morning’s episode of ‘Coffee With Pugs’…
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Houston is the best town in America
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@TheSavageHamza None of them reached their destination. Complete failure 😂
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Wilford Brimley has been reincarnated
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@GavinNewsom As a Texan in the oil business, I thank you Gavin. This will contribute to higher prices and allow more of our projects here to become economic, so I will be adding to capex and will be drilling and fracking more. I’ll write a check for your re-election as well. Do your thing G.
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Anniversary tinis
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@hkuppy Holy fuck it’s true
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This generation is completely broken
Materialism is a trap
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Why are people celebrating the death of the submarine passengers? It’s the weirdest shit ever. Is it because there was a billionaire in there? Wtf? Evil shit.
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@nypost I support this article. Stop the yankee invasion!
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Literally shot him in my boxers
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It’s 82 degrees. I’m literally hunting in my boxers. I’m sure I’ll see shitloads of deer today. 🦌
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Fuck!
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Fun fact- My peen grows an inch for every $10 in WTI. It’s a gift and a curse. Related- Wife nearly left me during Covid.
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@LionHirth You literally picked one of the oldest fields in the US and have clearly never spent time in any modern fields.
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