Y'all: *goes out to club* *posts it on instagram*
*goes to Tulum* *Posts it on Facebook*
*Goes tot he hookah spot* *posts it on twitter*
Us: that's so irresponsible
Y'all: I'M TIRED OF YOU PEOPLE ALL IN MY BUSINESS, ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME, I GO TO WORK, WHY CAN'T I VACATION
But I think a lot of you all are uncomfortable with romance because it's supposed to involve longing and flirtation and anticipation and I think a lot of you don't handle those things well anymore.
I'm sorry, but at times, especially because of how guys think, love ruins the sex.
They start to fall in love with you and then all of a sudden they can't treat you like a whore.
Can I just say that I am really happy for Ciara?
I say this often, but I really am happy for her. Honey found Love, had a baby, going to have another baby.... And the baby that she had before is getting all the love he can get too.
Like I'm really happy for her.
This child spilled cereal and milk on my carpet while I was in the bathroom and I came out to see her sweeping it with a broom. The carpet. Sweeping.
So now there’s soggy Cheerios engrained in my carpet... I just...
I'm not interested in seeing Cynthia play Aretha Franklin. I think that Aretha said that she wanted Jennifer Hudson to play her, and that is who I will be watching
The people in Georgia have literally been battling against voter suppression consistently for years and y'all log on here and say Georgia deserves whatever they get if they elect this man like the voting system there isn't so broken that it's been in the news consistently.
So, I generally don't like pranking. I don't like it among friends, between parent and child, child to child.
I don't like being scared or disappointed for laughs.
But when you KNOW your kid wants something that bad, and you make moves to get the BOX...
I might have to adjust some things on this cap but I like it.
Just six more days until I walk across the stage with my graduate degree.
Shout out to
@iJesseWilliams
You're in love with me and all of a sudden you don't want to Do all the things that I enjoy the most during sex.
Being in love is phenomenal. But this is why you need lust as well as love..
When you and Jamal were just dating, he could bend you over the kitchen counter, or take you in the bathroom with a restaurant, but all of a sudden he falls in love with you and he respects you far too much for you to be treated that way.
Am...I wrong for not wanting to re-live the trauma of 9/11 every year?
Memorializing those that were lost....and thinking fondly...yes...
But...listening to and watching replays? No.
I remember where I was. But i'm not actively visualizing and tapping into it.
The minute I accepted that the kind of love she's describing may not ever happen for me in a romantic space, I felt a little bit more free.
Everyone always says that "it's coming". Like people don't die without that existing everyday.
It's kind of like how I'm angry at you n***** for going to the club, but also angry at the people that own the club letting that s*** operate but also angry at the government for not giving those people the aid that they need so they can shut the club down.
Listen, I got a slim finger. I need a nice lil' ring. Not too big or I won't be able to wear it and it will feel gaudy. Not too small either.
Dainty. Understated.
Not a cluster.
Because Jason did two very important things: 1) used subtlety. (There are some moves that are literally just a fucking step. a STEP. But they're GOOD STEPS.) and 2) matched the style. This part of the song is a groove. so he made the movement groovy.
Not every fucking movement has to be this big attention-getter. It doesn't have to go "MOVE MOVE MOVE *steps to the next move* MOVE MOVE BOOM BOMM BOOM"
STEPS. ARE. MOVEMENT. TOO.
Like. Jason Williams is reallllyyyy good at milking the most simple shit and matching...
A lot of ppl in the comments are confused but I don’t think it’s a coincidence this news comes RIGHT after we’ve collectively agreed to stop engaging with verified accounts profiting off our outrage.
You can't beat the music into submission. The music will win.
And idk what genre he usually choreographs but that entire album just SCREAMS jazz, baby so everybody needs to adjust.
@AustenRisolvato
@H_Combs
Have the people re-booting Charmed....ever. watched. Charmed?
And this better be about the bad-ass Charmed children.
Wyatt. Chris.
I need. this.
A.S. don't need all that movement, chile. You gotta marry the choreography to the song. Trying to dominate the song isn't going to work bc the song will win and now you look off-beat.
It looks like he was reading the lyrics when he choreographed not listening to the song.
@lingerie_addict
I think most of today's trends have been calling back to the things my mama wouldn't let me wear...so I engage it a little...but I have a different body now so it makes me selective.
It's a nice balance..
My dad would sometimes say "let's go for a ride" and we would go look at neighborhoods that were being built or drive somewhere different we hadn't been.
I still love doing that. I like to explore the places around me
My grandma & I had a tradition where we would go get our hair done, come home eat French fries & watch TV together. It's why I love mysteries & westerns & soaps. What is your favorite parent/grandparent/guardian memory & how does it still influence you?
(shit like this is also why some music theory wouldn't fucking hurt because if the waaaayyy she sang this was on sheet music I swear there would just be a PAGE full of ties.)
If anybody has switched over from tropical to sidereal astrology I feel like you would understand this phenomenon:
When people blame the fact that they are a certain way because of their sun sign in tropical astrology, but you know that in sidereal... They aren't that..
Imma tell y'all what I tell my recently engaged homegirl:
At the end of the day, the goal is to be married.
"This is my wedding. If you don't like it, we can go to the courthouse"
Frasier is a HILARIOUS show that I enjoy because it doesn't pretend to be something it isn't.
I don't expect to see Black people or POC, bc white upperclass people in Seattle wouldn't have a diverse group of friends.
Is it pretentious? Yes. But it's funny.