chris. @Chillinontop Twitter profile

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chris.

@Chillinontop

5 years

My God....

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5 years

My lip accidentally just lightly grazed the pole on the train. I’m dead about to kill myself

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5 years

I would’ve said no just off the fact he talmbout some “redeem yourself” nigga who is you

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Co workers: can you come in today? Co— star: say no

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4 years

Wipe Me Down: A Cultural Guide to Cleanliness During COVID-19

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4 years

I know a Megan Thee Stallion cut crease when I see it

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We have some *hot* news, but we aren’t sharing just yet. You’ll have to wait until tomorrow! Until then, any guesses?!

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4 years

I want the Romeo vs. Lil Bow Wow IG live battle. That’s that real beef.

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2 years

Women order clothes a week before they need them, and be mad they don’t show up in time. You knew you was going to homecoming 3 months ago, why you ordered them clothes last Friday, stink?

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4 years

640 cases. 640 people who would’ve had criminal records because of 2 corrupt officers. And those are just the 2 they know about.... Can you imagine?

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D.A. drops hundreds of drug charges due to BRPD corruption

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5 years

Under the Mississippi

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6 years

You gotta switch back to your personal account, Wayne.

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9 months

They’re in a cookie sleeve, dont get smart!

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@Chillinontop they are in a bag 🤨

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4 years

Back Back, Give Me 50 Feet: In the Age of Social Distancing, Is 6 Feet Really Enough?

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4 years

When I drive my girl car, I be honking at the other AKA license plates on the road

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5 years

Dude ate 71 hotdogs. It’s a warrant out for his arrest in DC

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4 years

Cause now we got 7 cases of water and 30 sandbags for what?

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2 years

I know the check had to cash for her to put them shoes on her bed

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2 years

That one time I shot my grandma for a Nike Campaign.

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4 years

I feel for Janet Hubert. Imagine being a grown woman and having your career ruined by a kid. Her legacy was reduced to a dance scene and being called difficult by Will Smith. I’d carry around a lot of pain and hurt for that too. 30 years for an apology is way too long.

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5 years

And scene!

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3 years

I got the Pfizer vaccine, but I might go get the Moderna booster just to keep the virus guessing. Play action type shit.

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1 year

@WeAmourAmara And why you ain’t do it with the same people you did it with the other 37 times? Like you just wanted to do it in an easter egg this time? Wild

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4 years

This is the parish map results for Amendment 1. I know I shouldn’t be, but I’m truly shocked.

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3 years

I love those first 3 months of a new job where you don’t know shit, so nobody asks you for anything and you just get to act clueless and collect your paychecks with minimal effort

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5 years

Producing your own movies and casting yourself as the star is such a mood

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. @MarsaiMartin eyed to star in adaptation of upcoming fantasy novel, 'Amari and the Night Brothers,' produced by herself and @DonCheadle .

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4 years

Niggas lust over Meg as long ss she twerking in a bikini, but as soon as she get shot she’s trans? Foh dawg.

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6 years

My motto for 2019 is “Do the work.” No shortcuts. No cutting corners. All or nothing.

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3 years

January 6 was such a weird day to be black last year 😂 my managers were like “How are you feeling? Let me know of you need the day off.” And I was just like ????

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4 years

Every HBCU has their own carefree dancing oldhead at sporting events 💀

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4 years

Nothing like Mumford on a Saturday night 😂

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4 years

3 years today with my ole lady. My li yeah ❤️

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4 years

And another thing, just because a business is black-owned does not mean it’s giving back to the community. If you using entrepreneurship strictly as a vehicle to wealth and not as a means to enrich the community, your shit can get bust up too.

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4 years

Smoke blew like hookah I know he aint tasting nothing but temperature 😂😂😂 mouth hot

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4 years

Nobody: Me at the cookout eating the fish fresh out the grease

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5 years

Just got my electricity bill for the month. Bet I don’t turn a single light on in September. Gone use my phone light if I need to see some shit.

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4 years

23 years, I gave that to the game

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4 years

Everyone on the call laughed.. The dude literally stole my line verbatim. Word for word, bar for bar. I just had to say “Haha, same!” I couldn’t believe it. He stole my schtick.

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5 years

This is the most Howard thing I’ve ever seen 💀

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3 years

Jadon with a perfect analysis on how black people are othered in America. A critical race theorist in the making!

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4 years

If I’m an assassin and I get a text message saying its a contract on John Wick for 15mil, I’m going back to sleep.

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4 years

Twitter really is such a weird place. The way yall insert yallselves into people lives and draw conclusions on the tiniest bits of information is just so odd. It’s like a witch hunt everyday.

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5 years

BOOSIE IS FROM BATON ROUGE

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3 years

Had to bring my fiancée home to meet the family

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3 years

I’d be in the Punchout making labrettis

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2 years

IM wearing her ex nigga clothes. I got somebody Florida gators pants on right now

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Wearin yo ex nigga clothes wen u with ur new one is SICK

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5 years

Got the message, Mike. The hostage negotiation team is in the way! We gone get you out of there bro!

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3 years

Cause Howard is embarrassing us.

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5 years

@sorryarii_ Arii please.

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@Chillinontop

1 year

Just sell the damn Howard Golf merch already!

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1 year

Steph Curry and ESPN are collaborating on a new docuseries following the Howard University golf team — 'Why Not Us: Howard Golf.' Curry made a 7-figure donation to fund the program in 2019. The series premieres August 21st.

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3 years

Skepticism of the vaccine was fair and understandable 6 months ago. Even PCPs weren’t really recommending it. But now you’ve had half a year to “see how it works on other people” and information about it has been plastered everywhere.

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5 years

I need Elizabeth Warren to win so we can handle these student loans. I will canvass the entire south by myself to ensure victory. Please! HELP ME!

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@Chillinontop

5 years

Me after listening to Its a Vibe for the 1000th time and realizing 2 Chainz said “Gas in a Ziplock, now that’s loud and clear”

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Bomboclaat!

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5 years

Jhene Aiko really poured water on herself live, in-person at Cramton Auditorium. I’ll remember that for as long as I live.

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@Chillinontop

4 years

And to think they had “Black Lives Matter” on the same jumbotron just a month ago.

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4 years

Thankfully the ⁦ @VP ⁩ event is INSIDE Tiger Stadium as heat index reaches sauna level #lagov #lalege

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@Chillinontop

5 years

I wish Howard’s tailgate was a real tailgate, and I wish it was every home game not just homecoming. lol. Like that’s so whack when you really think about it. 1 tailgate a year.

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@kiahisms They tryna be funny, we talking business lmao. Im trying to make them some money

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5 years

I’m watching ultimate frisbee on ESPN2 and....I might just....be....a fan??

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3 years

The daddy on BMF was a nutjob 😂 Nigga was about to have his whole family out on the street cause he aint want Lil Meech to pay the mortgage

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3 years

Who’s the worst TV dad ever?

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3 years

First time traveling with TSA Precheck. I feel expensive. Important. Upper middle class.

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4 years

What we supposed to do with this information 😂

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@Chillinontop

4 years

Mr. McDougle was a good man. It’s rare to find administrators at Howard that are genuinely interested in helping students regardless of circumstance. Big or small. He let me use the fax machine in the ResLife office to send in my 2016 absentee ballot when nobody else would.

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5 years

God given.

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2 years

Remembering those first couple months of the pandemic when we thought black people had a natural immunity 😭

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@Chillinontop

3 years

It be the unvaccinated folk taking the least amount of precautions. No masks, not social distancing, traveling. Celebrating our progress and looser restrictions. Thats like not doing any work for the group project and showing up to class on presentation day like you did your part

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@Chillinontop

5 years

@3nyioha Please do

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4 years

Ion, sheon, heon, weon gaf

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@Chillinontop

4 years

Lay yall outfits out on the bed, now

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@WAFB

4 years

GO TO BED EARLY - The new @krispykreme in Baton Rouge opens at 6 a.m. tomorrow >>

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@Chillinontop

4 years

I really love the variations of footwork dances across black people around the country. It’s jigging in the south, getting lite in NYC, beating your feet in DC, whatever this is called in Detroit. I wish I could do them all

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4 years

Yall remember that episode of Everybody Hates Chris where they were at the store and all the generic groceries was just in white packages labeled “Cookie” “Cereal”? Thats what I think of when I see Off-White stuff.

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@Chillinontop

2 years

Ahh so it went from “She’s lying about being shot” to “She was shot, but not by me.” Got it. GUILTY!

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2 years

Tory Lanez team of lawyers plan on presenting an alternative theory that paints Kelsey Nicole as the shooter

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5 years

For the seniors bummed about potentially not being able to walk, I get it. I also need yall to understand that walking across a stage is simply symbolic. Not being able to do that does not negate the accomplishment of graduating from college. Whether you walk or not, you did it!

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@Chillinontop

4 years

But Alero’s still standing. Why racism don’t never lose?!

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5 years

Nigga said “although I myself am a man, (i know, ugh)” LMFAO

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4 years

Will was like “I’ve been divorced and re-married, and have kids of my own... I understand now.” He got divorced and married Jada in like the 90s. Your kids are like 20 something now. It didn’t have to take this long, man. But I’m glad Janet can start healing, like she said.

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4 years

No policy, just vibes.

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3 years

Them niggas was just happy to be there 😂 I gotta respect it

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4 years

Well hold up, let’s talk about it first.

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3 years

Missing my lady a lil extra this morning

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4 years

Niggas have fled the TL and retreated into their groupchats

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@MurderGeeWrote When y’all hurt I hurt. I just want y’all to be satisfied

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4 years

Thats a Hoat. A Goarse

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4 years

January 6, 2021

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2 years

Happy 26th birthday to my baby. We up this year!

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3 years

Bit say WHOA WHOA WHOA 😂😂😂

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It’s fucking snowing and I want to tip my driver accordingly @ChipotleTweets . Why are you deciding how much tipped workers can make?

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3 years

See, even he put the “S” on Squid Games lmao. Leave black people alone

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3 years

Who decided to braid the salmon? Like why did that start? Is there a culinary benefit to making a knotless salmon braid??

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9 months

Yall need to take them lil pita chips and sell those mfs by the bag. I’d buy em for $10 a pop, I dont give a damn. Name the price @CAVA

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@Chillinontop

3 years

My ole lady tire pressure sensor been on in her car forever. She say she put air in it, but it never go away. I took her car to Bennys and while I’m there I’m like let me put some air in her tires. Tell me why don’t none of the tires got caps on the air valves. All of em, naked

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I feel like she unraveling. She needs a therapist or sports psychologist, and not in a condescending way. Someone to really listen to her and give her more than social media encouragement and “Keep working, you’re young and will bounce back” type advice.

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Allyson Felix offers Sha’carri Richardson words of encouragement on Jimmy Kimmel and Sha’carri throws shade saying that “it’s not real”. This is the woman y’all stan on twitter.

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5 years

LMFAO mane come on 💀💀

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5 years

Man I think about the freedom that graduating debt free would allow me... multiply that by about 400. They have the financial space to be entrepreneurs, to commit to grad schools without having to figure the compounded debt. They can do ANYTHING with a clean financial slate.

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@Chillinontop

4 years

So whenever I meet people at work and they ask me if I prefer to be called by my full name or just Chris, I say “Just Chris. The only people that call me by my full name are my parents when I’m in trouble” Thats my little name joke, introduction line. I use it every time.

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@Chillinontop

4 years

My annual shoutout to Emmett Till. Happy birthday, young brother

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@Chillinontop

5 years

Happy Charter Day to @HowardU . I know for a fact my life would look drastically different if I had chosen another school. I see the blessings every single day. I found brothers, friends, and love @HowardU . If we’re talking about lasting impact, I can’t ask for much more.

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My momma gone send me a text message talking bout drink water every 15 minutes because if the corona virus is in your mouth it’ll wash it into your stomach and the acid will kill it... I ain’t no doctor or nothing, but ion think that’s how virus prevention work.

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