My videos are a cry for help. 330,000-ish subscribers and declining. I sing and play uke in
@RaccoonTourBand
. Send complaints to
@bttrsweet_media
thank u.
My goals for 2024
1. Have my art 100% support me
2. Get my ducks in a row
3. Build a community of cool people
4. Tour to an irresponsible extent (LOTS of shows)
5. Finish album 2
6. Dig into other social media platforms
7. Thrive out east
8. Quit my job
9. Zero chill mffffffr
i am legitimately devastated that matpat is quitting youtube.
i know he gets memed a lot but there are few creators as genuinely passionate, intelligent, and *special* as him.
what a seriously amazing human being. what a ride. there are few people more deserving of success.
@KTVB
wow so cool... how do we treat these babies when they're born though? i'm sure there's good schools for them to go to, free lunches, good free college, guaranteed healthcare, robust support for the parents, and guaranteed housing for their families right? so cool being "pro-life"
I remember sitting with
@theodd1sout
at VidCon and asking him what video topics he wouldn't dare touch.
He said in not exact words, "Religion and political videos are often disastrous and will instantly alienate half of your audience."
Oops sorry James.
Due to recently events lots of people have started hoarding food and donating less(which sucks because now more than ever people need help) So we filled 6 semi trucks with 1,000,000 meals for people in need. Go Watch!
I remember my dad telling me about a special episode of Sesame Street he watched in 1982 called “Big Bird’s Big Surprise.”
It received a month-long promotional campaign and was going to be the first episode to be aired live with an audience.
i remember seeing this dumb fan theory where people speculated that my chemical romance would follow the career of smashing pumpkins, where they would be active for 12 years, break up, and reunite 6 years later.
that dumb theory was fucking r i g h t .
Of all the folks in my community to do some king shit today, I wouldn’t suspect a classic rock station called The Eagle to be one of them.
This is super cool. I like this. Hats off.
I tagged them in the photo. Go tell them they’re cool.
Goals for 2018 (keep me accountable)
-Hit 100k subs
-Start a band and tour
-Meet some of you cuties
-Release the MCR video
-Release merch
-Collab with 3 different creators I admire
-Cry less
i saw twenty one pilots last night and the crowds were so much more chill and relaxed.
i'm glad all the shitty fans migrated from the blurryface era to kpop.
If you call sex "breeding" you're a fucking weirdo.
If you call women "females" you're a fucking weirdo.
If you complain about the "friend zone," you're a fucking weirdo.
If you get mad about women not wanting to date you, *you're a fucking weirdo.*
Incels are pathetic.
When I was 14, one guy got my best friend pregnant and dumped her after he found out.
I broke into his room and wrote "cunt" on his college acceptance paper and cut his childhood blanket with scissors.
I aspire to be that savage again.
If you...
-Smash other people's jack-o'-lanterns
-Steal packages from porches
-Stick your gum on stuff in public
-Talk during movies
-Litter
-Swerve between cars in traffic
-Push to the front of concerts
-Yell at store employees
You're a piece of trash and I hope your day sucks.
I got a ukulele for Christmas in 2014 and that gift changed my life.
My original ukulele was a bit janky and I wanted an upgrade, so I sold it.
As an adult, I regretted selling it. I got ahold of the person who took it seeing if I could buy it back.
She didn’t have it.
1/2
#HowIGotThroughHighSchool
I established my dominance over the student body by biting the principal's ear off and making her call me Mr. Lame for the rest of the school year.
I carried a 90's boombox with me so all my peers knew where I was at every second of the day.
Good luck
My goals for 2020. Please be gentle.
1. Reach 350k subscribers.
2. Release The Dentonweaver by Raccoon Tour on vinyl.
3. Play concerts in new cities.
4. Meet more subscribers.
5. Listen to more new music.
6. Release 20 new non-filler videos.
7. Break a world record.
8. Cry less.
Here's the first commercial I was in when I was 14. I had grown my first mustache and was so godDAMN proud of it.
This was aired all over my state for like 4 years. It haunted me until I graduated high school.
Goals for 2019 (keep me accountable)
-Hit 300k subs
-Release a full-length Raccoon Tour album on vinyl
-Support myself entirely with YouTube ad revenue
-Release videos more frequently
-Make 3 actual music videos
-Make more merch
-Make my Grandma proud of me
For real this is a perfect album.
Start to finish, no skips. Perfectly paced, every song an achievement, no wasted time or concepts.
The tightest and sharpest heartbreaking lyrics I've ever heard that resonate to my core.
This is a top 5 all timer easily.
This dude terrorized my hometown and abused SO many underage girls and never faced consequences.
I’m assuming it’s because his parents got rich with lottery money.
I’d really love to see a proper reckoning someday. This man is dangerous. He doesn’t deserve a platform.
It pisses me off to this day that dude still doesn’t face consequence or take any sort of acknowledgment to what disgusting shit he has done.
Also the dude is older than me wearing this shit in public being an “influencer” so fucking embarrassing.
For the first time ever, there was an active shooter in a music venue in Boise, Idaho.
Last night, the Shredder was attacked by a gunman. Darin Wall of the heavy metal band Greyhawk confronted the attacker and was non-fatally in the hip.
Stream Greyhawk. Darin Wall is a hero.
I don’t understand Dream’s success.
Even if his fanbase is children… I would think that kids would be drawn to someone funnier or more interesting.
Even as a celebrity for children, he’s shockingly dry and awkward and bland and unfunny and untalented at virtually everything.
I truly don’t want to hate Hazbin Hotel.
It’s made by a small indie creator. It’s a passion product and the result of years of blood sweat and tears. It’s 2D animation. It has Brandon Rogers in it. It’s A24.
But oh my god it’s bad. It’s so fundamentally bad. I am so sad.
🧵
@CAVETOWN
"Insane" is such a meaningless word outside of clinical settings. It means wild, eccentric, interesting, unhinged. Not inherently "mentally ill." Context is key.
Imposing your own preconceptions on people and getting mad when they don't line up is insane.
She had gifted it to a friend she made who moved back to Rwanda, Africa.
That friend wound up using that same ukulele to win a Miss Rwanda talent competition.
That little ukulele started my entire music life and is still traveling the world.
I am so proud of that little uke.
In a world where animated movies get bloated terrible live action adaptions, seeing the opposite happen makes me super happy.
More cartoons in the world please.
Get ready to battle love, life, and epic beats in the new Scott Pilgrim anime!
The OG cast is back on November 17 and ready to rock with Edgar Wright, Bryan Lee O'Malley, BenDavid Grabinski, and the genius minds at Science SARU behind the animation magic
@theodd1sout
boi watch me
1) Oxenfree
2) Far Cry 3
3) Batman: Arkham City
4) The Last of Us
5) Bioshock
6) Brothers: Tale of Two Sons
7) Wolf Among Us
8) Webkinz
9) INSIDE
10) Webkinz
There's 10 for ya edgelord
Beauty YouTuber Drama: SHE MANIPULATED MY MOTHER INTO EATING OUR FAMILY DOG AND SCAMMED CHILDREN OUT OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND SNUCK A COUGAR INTO MY BEDROOM TO KILL ME I HAVE NOW HIRED A MERCENARY
Animation YouTuber Drama: Bro you traced that couch from Microsoft Word Clipart.
SOMEBODY WAKE UP GREEN DAY HAHAHAHAHA IT'S SO FUNNY BECAUSE THEY HAVE A SONG CALLED "WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS" AND IT'S OCTOBER NOW SO WE CAN MAKE THE JOKE EVERYONE WILL THINK IT'S HILARIOUS AND CLEVER AND IN GOOD TASTE HAHAHAHAHA
Confession: I’ve never watched ANY MCU EVER.
While avoiding spoilers for these movies is impossible, I’m watching all of them for the very first time with a generally clean slate.
I’ll be reviewing them as I goin the thread below. I’ll be revisiting this post regularly.
I’ve been seeing actual discourse around this and I’ve been thinking about it.
I don’t think folks should care this much about two tax paying sentient adults kissing each other. This is a far cry from predatory groupie behavior. This is silly. This is harmless.
@AmbroseElaine
@KTVB
Children do not choose their parents and could find themselves in abusive or poor circumstances with no help from any unified and easily accessible sources.
There should be a standard level of security for everyone in the wealthiest country in the history of the world. But…
@FrankIero
@lsdunes
man, i think you're brilliant. i don't think there's a project you've been apart of that i haven't loved.
but this is a misstep. i really hope you guys make authentic real art with humans next time, not an uncanny video made of stolen assets.
OH MY FUCKING GOD
OH MY FU KING GOD
HOLY FU KING SHIT
OH MY FUCKING FOD
ARE YOU FUCJING KIDDING ME
WBAG THE ACTUAL FUCK
HOLY FUCKING.SBIT
YOU VAN CATCH MY ASS GHERE
OH MH GUCJING GOD
OH NH FUCJING GOD
YouTube Rewind 2019 has sparked an odd sense of appreciation for the 2018 video.
Sure, 2018 was cringy, out of touch, and strange, but by god, it was at least interesting to watch and didn't play out like a cynical WatchMojo video.
2019 is worse than bad. It's boring.
Folks messaging me like "yo we are totally alike we should definitely be real friends and talk on the phone and stuff" and I'm like ???
Boi you know it's my job to be professionally relatable and my online presence is just a persona right???
Rant over
"Freedom of speech" doesn't mean you can say dumb and offensive shit without consequences.
It means your dumb and offensive shit isn't illegal.
It also means people can call your dumb offensive shit dumb and offensive.
Nobody seems to understand this.
Woke up this morning to discover my 5 year old Freshman Year Surival Guide has been slapped with an 18+ rating from YouTube.
This video with zero language, sexuality, or blood and gore is getting a hard R rating from YouTube.
The people who should see this video can’t.
Me: Wow this is that alien book by
@jonnysun
that I see around it looks a little silly but let's read it anyway
Me 40 minutes later: Yikes I wasn't prepped to cry over a fucking snowball today goddamn it
This kid probably scrolls through pictures of automatic guns in his school computer lab.
He more than likely wears a trench coat once a month.
I'd bet money he says the N word with his friends, yet gets spooked whenever he sees a black person in a hoodie walk into a building.
Alrighty boys.
Rate my Tinder.
I'm 100% new to this, absolutely horrified, and 99% sure this is a terrible decision for my long-term emotional health. 👌
Trench is the best Twenty One Pilots album. I enjoyed it more than Regional At Best. It's a masterpiece.
If you want a link to listen to it, let me know in the replies. I'll get ya set up. It DEMANDS to be listened to.
For my friends who haven't heard... this is super damning.
I was so hopeful and excited for Andrew Callaghan. This is one of the most disappointing things I've heard in the last 5 years.
Stuff like this sucks and it's important to call out folks like this. Heartbreaking.
I know a lot of my friends disagree with me, but it’s so critical that guns remain accessible for this very reason.
These assholes want to murder trans people, full stop.
I hope my trans friends arm themselves. Make it dangerous for the oppressors.
Michael Knowles tells CPAC that "there can be no middle way in dealing with transgenderism. ... Transgenderism must be eradicated from public life entirely."
your favorite band did not save your life.
no piece of art has the sole ability to pull you up from the brink and save you.
if a piece of art helped you process a feeling or situation, that's great.
but it was YOU who decided to keep living.
give urself credit. ur a badass.
lego not only donated $4 million dollars to charity, but they also pulled all advertising for police and white house sets too.
this is good as hell and i really like lego nice bro