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she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ official #1 tumblr sexywoman, minnesota's least favorite masher, and tonight's big loser | finally don't care about ult anymore 🥳

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@NatalieExists
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i should probably pin the name preference thing hi, im Natalie, aka sans. i prefer Natalie in conversation, but fine with either, really. honestly most of my friends have stronger feelings about my tag than i do. sorry if im annoying btw having autism is awesome :D
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TIL "friendlies" is immediately clocked as a smasher term in other fighting game communities lol
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@VisorDaddy first good pronouns joke in recorded history
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ok i talk about this quite a bit but for anyone who doesn't know
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@kishikybe looks like the kind of guy to think this unironically
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@GPEMW if people keep posting this im gonna have to start using these terms unironically
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@orcphilosopher @Pinko69420 when someone insults nazis and your instinct is to make it clear that you hate communists (the opposite never seems to happen)
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@aimpony10k went to her profile and this was the most recent rt
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@shenanigansen Lovecraft's work being based off of fearing things he didn't understand makes a lot of sense when you realize he was afraid of everything he didn't immediately recognize
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@Cennxx @GamesRadar where do you think you’re going? im gonna need you to re-add lepus before you’re done
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@rotomotorz finally they did it
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@sundayxghost @BrainBethel @boyskiIIer hell people have been CORRECTLY accused and got out with their career unscathed
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@rodamrix GET OUT OF MY HEAD
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@FGAnniversaries this will be so useful for when my opponent takes a bathroom break midset
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i need to see these two people fight to the death
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@topherflorence don't forget the very funny joke where mario will not actually be good at plumbing (it is because mario does not actually do plumbing in his games very much). something will most likely explode as a result.
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@VisorDaddy ok people are actually replying with other good pronoun jokes. why have these been kept from me. who let that happen.
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@Lisspeedvs kris gets to be their own person when it’s a cool meta twist that the player is possessing them but as soon as people bring up their gender they’re “just a vessel”
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@Cennxx @GamesRadar oh im sorry did you think i was being serious? sorry im not very good at making it clear when im being sarcastic, love the game and very happy you're still updating it at all thanks for that
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@shoben_ssb @theserfstv "The fact that I believed this could have been happening says a lot about the state of this country (and nothing about the things I've been conditioned into believing)
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@Averyman2005 @Rockenberg_Ltd I don’t know a food truck that serves any number of holograms actually
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@ISH_TAHR @Nate_pyon Have you considered the possibility of shutting the fuck up
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@TikPrPro famously unpopular fan pick, Steve from the worst selling game in history, Minecraft
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@summoningsalt i remember once arguing with someone who said speedrunners "never experience all of the game the way a casual player does" and after a bit of back and forth they straight up said they thought speedrunners never did a casual playthrough of the games they speedrun
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@Esqueer_ holy shit he spent 44 billion dollars to mold the platform to his liking and have it specifically boost him and he still can't just be funny
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@conureCC at this point not a day goes by where i don't think about this image
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WHY IS MY CLUELESSNESS DOING NUMBERS HELP
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@Esqueer_ going to extreme lengths to create a hyperspecific hypothetical scenario in which it is justified to use a racial slur is very normal behavior i think
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@RightWingCope that last sentence is genuinely terrifying
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@WonderfulYoseFu wow you really wanted to make that acronym work
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@HypeManTruth i also don't know what the Street Fighter 6 community calls ffa with items
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@surlybassey Also when it's for military spending or whatever it's all "0.8 trillion" but if it's for Healthcare they suddenly write "149,000,000,000"
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@needsoxyjen @fayemikah "The fact that I'm agreeing with nazis means I'm right, actually"
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@toygrind lord of ring
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@fabuolusness @mrmonkeyman0 @DegenerateThing I can't even blame the fall of society on The Jews™ without someone whining about antisemitism! Some people, man, so sensitive...
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@elite4mastro no that sounds harder than just pressing jump and a at the same time
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@Cennxx @GamesRadar but i’m one of millions of people who bought a game you made so you kinda owe me if you think about it
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@MouthSteam @Peach_Indeed @moodslayer95 @punishedmother r/holup when the woman has a dick (this is inherently a punchline)
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@JayExci when you're so feminist you start enforcing beauty standards
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@mchicon @BernieSanders @scottdetrow The media didn't call it. They reported accurate results. We can count as many times as you want, HE FUCKING LOST.
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what do you guys think of my difficulty tier list (bottom tier ordered, rest unordered)
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@JayExci breaking news: trans person frowned one time
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this is why im ditching ultimate for hdr
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@Harada_TEKKEN "people act like this all the time in online games" maybe we shouldn't just let them
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@LilithLovett @JayExci Someone said "Men who aren't trash don't care when you say men are trash" no I think it's the other way around. Men who are trash don't give a fuck what women say. That's why they're trash. Men who aren't actually care what you think of them. At least, that's how I see it.
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@cassisarobot my favorite part of morbius was when he morbed all those kids and got arrested
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@Cygnus_X1001001 @KirbyCheatFurby the dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural
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@BadMedicalTakes the medical experts have arrived to diagnose the child with turbo cancer
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@_slamongflobo @mikeandmemes1 @HardDriveMag Here, have a legitimate criticism. "All Lives Matter" is NOT an incorrect statement. However, bringing it up as a response to someone saying "Black Lives Matter" demonstrates a PAINFUL misunderstanding of what Black Lives Matter is really saying.
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@resetium_ @Pup64HCP @owlchaser_ if you buy temmie's cool leg then refuse to sell her something she gives you a special offer for, she gets pissed
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@JUNlPER I like the implication that the crowd collectively shoots him with a single gun
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@CakeVonStroheim @Schaffrillas You almost scared me shrekless there
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Minor Super Mario Wonder spoilers but i NEED to show this off lol
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@summoningsalt like "yes this is my first time playing minecraft ever better start running around looking for a village to find beds and go to the nether for ender pearls. i don't know what any of those are but i think i can get the sub 20 on this one anyway"
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@JUNlPER he's pushing away both of his fans i can't believe it
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@CursedMarSpdWgn @SteelCrustacean @DontForgetDL6 @earthbound64 oh and just to rub salt in the wound further, one of them is IN onett.
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@LarryLurr "it's too early" > "it's too late" true combo
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@Bluepurrrs @TweetNevets @AniMat505 It's a meme to pretend this weird character named "Gumbly" is a simpsons staple, with photoshopped screencaps and stuff Sorry, did I say pretend? Gumbly is the backbone of the simpsons you monster
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@kittyking445 @myeontron That's just how mafia works
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@JayExci Wait where are all these stonetoss fans coming from what the fuck
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@Peanut_SSBU the good ending
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@_slamongflobo @mikeandmemes1 @HardDriveMag Nowhere in Black Lives Matter does it say anything about other types of lives. The point of BLM is bringing up how too many people, and too many POWERFUL people, act as if a black person's life is worthless. Saying "All Lives Matter" in response is not only dangerous,
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@halomancer1 @ErinInTheMorn lmao as if he has any semblance of internal consistency. the moment it's convenient this argument will disappear
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@DMeepster @yourcompanionAI @ManishEarth he would have won for the next 2 minutes before the entire facility exploded, he still had no clue how to fix that
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@SfK_1312 @tinywienerbabe this picture conveniently crops out his hands, which is where the onion would be if he had one (which he does)
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@David_40_40 @TransphobicLs if short women were women you wouldn't even need to say the word short lol, you're only a woman if you're at least 6 feet tall
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@CursedMarSpdWgn @SteelCrustacean @DontForgetDL6 @earthbound64 Not to mention there are multiple free rest points throughout the world
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@smeliotts casuals
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@_slamongflobo @mikeandmemes1 @HardDriveMag As it diminishes BLM in a time where it's bringing to light governments legitimately murdering black people, but it is also ignorant of the entire situation. If you say "All lives matter" you know what? Fine. But everybody I've seen so far who says it
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@mrmonkeyman0 @fabuolusness @DegenerateThing Why are people getting so worked up over a different political opinion
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@JamesCerulo @HugoFitzpatrick @runafjord By saying "nazis didn't hate socialists it was in the name so they were socialists" You're just falling for nazi propaganda
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@_slamongflobo @mikeandmemes1 @HardDriveMag Only says it in an attempt to throw out the phrase "Black Lives Matter", then never discussing "All lives" again.
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@JayExci archeologists are famously the arbiters of truth who have the final say in any discussion
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@evilangela @summoningsalt @YouTube @TeamYouTube I was thinking about why so many in the radical left participate in "speedrunning". The reason is the left's lack of work ethic ('go fast' rather than 'do it right') and, in a Petersonian sense, to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace ('fastest mario') 1/13
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@PhoenixAbat "i think it's overrated but also rated the right amount"??????
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@SpectralAurora_ the road to fascism is paved with people telling you you're overreacting i forget where i saw this but i think about it almost daily at this point
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@miraiisgone also i just realized he can only say he practices spacing and then goes “etc etc” because he doesn’t know what he’s doing lol
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@mayaisgone_ im pretty sure this one beats all of them actually 👍
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@ThiefKingIX @crowsx3 this is the story of a woman named mariella
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@Dawn_Ritchie @latimes You say that like it's a new thing
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@tipsybiologist @Rektmahbois Some guy being like "tHiS iS tHe FuTuRe SjWs WaNt SeE gUyS i DoNt UnDeRsTaNd It IsNt ThAt ScArY???"
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@TerribleMaps which way, western man
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@db_witch I think it’s cool but only in areas where there isn’t much going on, like if there’s a mostly flat plane with an enemy or two I don’t mind but if they pull this shit near anything capable of killing me ill complain about it on twitter
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