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@NatBatsx
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6 years
I can’t believe Azealia Banks wrote a song about the bus to Derry but still hates the Irish
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2 years
Who did this? Why? 😂
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4 years
While we’re cancelling Van Morrison can you also take a look at taking the name of a domestic abuser off the city airport?
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6 years
Quick reminder Northern Ireland’s current abortion legislation is 51 years older than the sinking of the titanic.
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6 years
In the opening chapters of Angela’s Ashes, Frank McCourt describes how his homeless family have to sleep in the police station. The year is 1936. How is Ireland here again
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3 years
Only moments away from revealing the new East Belfast Pope
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4 years
@crispinbest @HugoFitzpatrick I’m so proud of that cat for making it
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6 years
Northern Ireland watching the Westminster collapse
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6 years
Ladies, if they: - Move into Belfast - flatten your cities architecture - speak only in cliches - think the craics 90 - puts chips on an Ulster fry like a maniac They're not your man—they're @Tribeca_Belfast
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5 years
Nolan’s diets are an eating disorder. The BBC should prevent him for speaking about dangerous methods of weight loss online and on public radio. But they don’t 🤷‍♀️
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6 years
@Fact My menstrual cycle deregulated just reading this
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6 years
Us : Surely the Love Boats campaign can’t get any more toxic Orange Order :
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6 years
Call the midwife is a wonderful show. Tonight they’re featuring a woman dying after procuring an illegal abortion, after being turned away by doctors. Shocking right? Well that’s still the law in NI. We are so far behind in the times.
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6 years
Me : Guess il give tinder a go Tinder :
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6 years
Ireland : Overwhelming support for abortion reform The Nolan Show : Lets hear from the fundamentalists for 1.5 hours without fact checking any lie they say
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6 years
Short Sleeved Shirts A lifestyle that makes many people feel uncomfortable
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4 years
Spotted on Facebook. I have died.
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6 years
Has anyone at the conference seen my MP, David Simpson? Hasn’t seen his constituents since he was caught bucking his secretary, were getting worried about him #DUP18
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6 years
Never thought I feel a connection with Johnny Bell but here we are
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4 years
The “remember him for the football” crowd can suck my metaphorical balls.
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6 years
Imagine if you will, Jeffery Donaldson, on the glider, drinking a wkd
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6 years
A photo of me drinking from a can of M&S mojito on the Overground has been circulated. I'm sincerely sorry for drinking on TFL.
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6 years
I see Sinn Fein quickly dropped their commitment to reproductive rights when it came to the northern elections 🙄 #notsurprised #thenorthisntreallyourpriority
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3 years
Finding a signed photo of the Miami Showband amongst my granny’s belongings @MiamiShowband
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6 years
“One of the things I’ve not came across is any iceberg” Cllr Dale Pankhurst as the titanic sinks
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6 years
When’s Elon Musk coming to solve our bonfire issues though?
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@NatBatsx
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7 years
While Northern Ireland twitter is a unique and wonderful place, every so often it will be littered with the same never ending arguments about violence during the troubles. Twitter is for memes and making fun of Jamie Bryson. The past will not be resolved here.
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2 years
These cat decorations are getting more and more realistic
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5 years
I’ve been working at the show for four days and this afternoon was informed that the fight was because there was sabotage in the best sheep competition. Actually.
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3 years
In a United Ireland they should just change the national anthem to something we all know, like Mr Brightside
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4 years
Parents of children born with severe disabilities, such as Down’s syndrome, should automatically receive an salary to match the MLAs who wish to deny pregnant women a choice. Then, I might believe their concerns about disabled peoples rights, are genuine.
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6 years
Can one of the local new agency’s acknowledge that George Best was a terrible man? Come on now, il help. Domestic abusers are not worthy of public praise let alone statues hurting Belfast skyline.
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6 years
Does the Bel Tel cover any other second division French rugby teams or is it just ones that feature local accused rapists?
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5 years
You’re all nuts. Nobody should be paying for insulin. Don’t normalise payments, $268 is still an ludicrous amount to pay.
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5 years
I bought insulin for my son in Canada today - over-the-counter, with no insurance. I paid $268 (USD) for insulin that would cost $4123 retail in the U.S. It's 15x more expensive in the U.S. 😡 Let's change this! #CaravantoCanada #insulin4all #mninsulin4all
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5 years
I can’t be the only person who immediately thinks that someone has died when they see their name trending. Today’s deaths were Joe Lycett, Peter Kay, and David Moyes
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6 years
Jamie Bryson is an idiot. Feel free to share this message instead of his usual bile.
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4 years
@gavreilly Over 6,000 women/pregnant people receiving the healthcare they wanted/needed. Good news.
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6 years
@ShaneBeattyNews @SiobhanFeely I’ve never seen anything as awkward and I love it
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5 years
I met this young man and his dad on the glider last year. He knows the name and number of every metro bus and was going to ride them all. An epic achievement. It would be nice to see a bit more congratulations for him instead of the gurning at him in the comments! He’s a child.
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Ethan Turner
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A very big achievement for me today- this morning I got the 07:55 80a bus from Queen Street to Carr’s Glen. This was the last metro bus route I need to do meaning I’m the first member of the public to travel all the metro buses! @CEOTranslink_NI @Translink_NI
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6 years
Love this from @iresimpsonsfans
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4 years
Omg..... it me 😃😅
@BelTel
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4 years
It'll be four years before I get insulin pump I desperately need, says Lurgan woman with Type 1 Diabetes
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6 years
@Usherwood The DUP certainly did not face down the IRA - they were practically its recruiters
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6 years
Pros: planning permission guaranteed Cons: pretty sure he’s married
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5 years
These comments about Jim Wells being a closeted homosexual are nonsense. He’s a bigot, a homophobe, and very far removed from reality. Don’t call him gay as if that’s an insult.
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4 years
I was pretty far into this thinking “oh I need a bra” until realising 🙄
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6 years
Here’s the thing Value Cabs. When you’re in the wrong lane, I’m under no obligation to let you in, irregardless of how many times you honk and have a visible fit in your car.
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6 years
I can’t believe NIJobs are recommending jobs that pay £5 per hour, are ye actually taking the piss?
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5 years
I can’t understand why people don’t want workers to get their entitled holiday pay? I don’t get the argument, staff were illegally underpaid and now want what they’re entitled to.
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6 years
Find someone who looks at you the way Meghan Markle looks at Brod Higgins
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7 years
People texting #NolanLive saying "Voted Leave. end of Story". End of story?! So no negotiations, no thoughts about the future, just "end of story". I wish I was that madly ignorant. @BBCNolan
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6 years
212 Maiden city flyer. What a service
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6 years
A mood
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3 years
It’s works diabetes day, but my own health trust has decided to tweet about how much diabetes costs the NHS instead of acknowledging the tireless and non stop work people with diabetes do to just stay alive. Nice that, #Diabetesday
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6 years
Not to point out the obvious Greggs deciding not to extend their vegan sausage rolls to NI, is peak NI
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6 years
SDLP rolling into the West Tyrone by-election like
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3 years
I learn daily that disabled peoples lives are valued less. My uncle, who has Downs Syndrome still hasn’t been able to get his booster because the GPs don’t have staff to go out to his house. There’s loads of ways to help disabled people, banning abortion isn’t one of them.
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The message from Stormont today is if you have a disability your life is of lesser value. A shameful day.
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5 years
Just over a week until we finally get our marriage and abortion rights and there’s people actually still demanding a return of the assembly. Wise up. FYI we do “deserve better”, a return to the status quo is not better.
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4 years
It seems that someone has replaced my tiny puppy with this giant horse
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4 years
I said this as there’s members of political parties in the Belfast city council asking for Vans freedom of the city to be revoked because he wrote a song, but turn a blind eye to domestic violence because of “football”
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5 years
I’ve been trying to help my friend with getting help with the puppy farm next door to her. Today she sent me a video of animal cruelty that shocked my system. I don’t care how much you want a certain dog, never, ever, use a puppy farm.
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7 years
I see the UUP’s racist dad is drunk again
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6 years
It really breaks my heart to see the motivation that chimps has to escape from Belfast zoo. Serious questions need to be asked about the current welfare of the animals.
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4 years
So chuffed 🥰
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5 years
@PoliceServiceNI I’ve been staring at this for 35 minutes and I can’t figure out why anyone thought this was a good idea. Perhaps someone could nominate a man to explain it to me.
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6 years
Ten minutes into GSTQ and chill and he gives you this look
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3 years
Get the Bucky out lads, I’ve just got a new job!!! 🤯
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6 years
I would rather cut off my torso than wear an Ian Paisley Jr. hoodie
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6 years
Vote DUP, get STD
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4 years
I’m spending Christmas all alone so I feel a bit shit. But I did start my 1 week trial of Now TV so I can binge watch my way through a shit time. Anyway, seasons greetings and all that.
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Seems like, if you’re in Sinn Fein, you can’t take a poo without approval from an Ard Fheis.
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Shoutout to all the bros refusing to acknowledge George Bests abusing behaviour because you care about football more than any woman in your life. I see you 👀
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4 years
I discovered tonight that my cat Jilly, who went missing 3 months ago, has passed away. my heart is broke. I loved her so much.
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Me heading for the drunk train after pints in @Sunflower_Pub
@stewartcdickson
Stewart Dickson CF MLA 🇺🇦
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22.49 going home no statement
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@PresidentIRL LET BRÓD IN
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6 years
No surrender, another suspender
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6 years
Loyalists Paramilitaries? Extremely Hostile? Whatever next?
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Belfast News Letter
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Brexit: Loyalist paramilitary representatives ‘extremely hostile’ to Theresa May deal Read more at:
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7 years
I don’t know why the DUP campaigned for Brexit. Perhaps it was a way of challenging some secret donations from odd sources. But whatever their reason, let’s be clear that they are responsible for the mess they caused. The Republic owe them nothing.
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This makes me incredibly sad. “In 1923, the inventors of insulin sold its parent for $1, hoping the low price would keep the essential treatment available to everyone who needed it.” The people profiting from insulin should be in jail.
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So saddened to see the level of abuse levelled at Naomi Long tonight. So normalised is misogyny that people feel perfectly secure tweeting abuse with their own name and profile images on show. Hundreds of them so privileged to not know health problems. All power to her.
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6 years
People giving off about millennials spending money on food but somehow ignore how much money baby boomers spend on Princess Diana memorabilia
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4 years
I’ve no doubt that Unionist politicians do receive abuse online. I’m sure republicans receive abuse online. But I would bet money that the biggest recipients of online trolling would be women in politics, irregardless of political divide.
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Edwin, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
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6 years
And now over to the Northern Ireland Secretary
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7 years
Why does Jim Allister get so much tv time? The Green Party have more MLAs than his party. #NolanLive
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7 years
Another degree lads Also #fucktheDUP
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@eimearod Hammy Wilson
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4 years
@MorpheusNI I feel bad for the club. Some would say they were ill advised by their lawyer, but he’s not a lawyer. They were ill advised by this random man.
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6 years
People calling for an abortion referendum should remember that the DUP have zero regard to the will of the people and 100% regard for their wealthy donors
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6 years
Theresa May in happier times
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5 years
Glengall street be like:
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6 years
Alban Magginess’ moustache should be included in the Offences against the Person Act 1861
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Lads. It’s a lurgan miracle
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@SteveAikenUUP @UKChange Can you name even one bit of “sectarianism” at Queens that should be stopped? I studied at Queens for 5 and a half years and couldn’t name even a small example of sectarianism from the uni
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Forgive me if I don’t feel sorry for the little shit who attended a protest based on misogyny and proceeded to intimidate an elderly man.
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Section 58 and 59 of Offences Against The Persons Act 1861 eat shit and die party.
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So here's to you, Iris Robinson, Fenians love you more that you will know, oh oh oh #StormontKaraoke
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