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@NICK0NLINE

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nick online (eagles guy)
6 years
“It’s an honor to go to the White House” “The Eagles are a disgrace” “The left is so intolerant” “I’m not an eagles fan anymore” “Respect the man in office, he’s your president” “Stop watching CNN” “Chris Long only plays for charity for tax purposes” Me:
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nick online (eagles guy)
7 years
Goodbye my sweet prince. Until we meet again.
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nick online (eagles guy)
4 years
@TylerIAm Trump when Biden starts fumbling his words during the first debate.
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3 years
@TwoInTheBush23 @ColeyMick He got the first shot AND he had leverage at a HOME GAME???? Unbelievable. Inexcusable.
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nick online (eagles guy)
4 years
@TylerIAm Who told you uncle paulie was a playoff liability????
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nick online (eagles guy)
8 years
@BarstoolBigCat fugetaboutit
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2 years
@FrancesPatano @YaFavTrashman I was LEAVING work. Want to clear the record. Go birds.
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nick online (eagles guy)
4 years
@Bluejay_West @shoe0nhead It’s those lib doctors telling her she has cancer. If she could have avoided seeing a doctor, she would have never found out. The libs essentially gave her cancer. Sad!
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3 years
@BarstoolBigCat No Nick Sirianni 🤔🤔
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nick online (eagles guy)
7 years
Tom Brady looks like he listens to the national anthem on spotify.
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nick online (eagles guy)
6 years
Walking from Turnstile set directly to a Lil B set is a luxury I didn’t know I needed.
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nick online (eagles guy)
1 year
@TheHerd @ColinCowherd I’m gonna save you time and debunk this entirely. “Old offensive line” Jordan Mailata: 26 Landon Dickerson: 24 Jason Kelce: 35 (fair) Cam Jurgens: 23 Lane Johnson: 33 (hasn’t allowed a sack in 2 seasons) “Lost leading rusher” Sanders: 4.9 ypc Swift: 5.5 ypc Also, WR drama?
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nick online (eagles guy)
4 years
Look at those mittens. It should have been him.
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nick online (eagles guy)
2 years
Restocked the site with some summertime hats.
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nick online (eagles guy)
3 years
Everything sucks. Everyone leaves. Waste your fake number paper on stupid things to fill the void. We’re all living in hell anyways.
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nick online (eagles guy)
6 years
@codyko Bars of the year
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nick online (eagles guy)
8 years
I made a video of a nazi getting punched in the face even better.
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9 years
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2 years
@KyleBrandt All time loser franchise. All time loser fanbase. The only thing they talk about is drafting a good wide receiver. Congrats. They can win 100-0 tonight. They will never see a super bowl. We won it on their field. 38-7.
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nick online (eagles guy)
5 years
@JOEL9ONE You are a member of the birds nest forever.
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nick online (eagles guy)
6 years
Well, one of us is going to have to change.
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nick online (eagles guy)
9 years
@BarstoolBigCat no packers fan is safe in carolina
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nick online (eagles guy)
4 years
@JClarkNBCS Hit in the dick at at least 100 mph with a BASEBALL and made the play. This is the toughest dude in Philly sports. I want him extended now.
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nick online (eagles guy)
4 years
@ColeyMick All jokes aside, mickstape is my favorite piece of media that I consume. If this is the end, thank you both for everything. You guys always made me laugh, no matter how bad everything is. I love you guys. @TylerIAm
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nick online (eagles guy)
3 years
@hasanthehun Me looking at Destiny's leaked monthly twitch earnings
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nick online (eagles guy)
4 years
@TylerIAm Nick Bosa scrolling through his twitter feed and seeing this
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3 years
@mopykav We learned it from them
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nick online (eagles guy)
6 years
I am aware that I’m simply a drop in the bucket, but if Colangelo retains his job I will be cancelling my season tickets. I can only hope that other Sixers fans will be doing the same. #DoTheRightThing @sixers
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nick online (eagles guy)
2 years
@AndrewBrandt This would be a legitimate disgrace to the hometown fans. Leagues making everything unaffordable by boxing out the fans and making everything a status symbol.
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nick online (eagles guy)
8 months
Surprise. Shipping tomorrow.
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nick online (eagles guy)
9 years
@Lonely_Dad this is why your wife left you
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nick online (eagles guy)
5 years
@nosrettim Go birds. Thank you for your service.
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nick online (eagles guy)
6 years
@Sciencephiktion @Jamesxaustin Broke his ankles too 💀💀💀💀
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nick online (eagles guy)
9 years
When I die, shoot my ashes out of the t shirt gun at a sixers game.
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nick online (eagles guy)
2 years
@PhilaBCoulter This is truly exactly what happened. Finished my work day, was walking to my train, heard boos, had to see what was going on. You nailed it. Go birds.
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nick online (eagles guy)
6 years
Go birds
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nick online (eagles guy)
5 years
When the Eagles inevitably sign Jordan Matthews and try to tell us they’ve “made an upgrade at wide receiver”
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nick online (eagles guy)
1 year
@PHLEaglesNation Any list that has Herbert above Hurts is wrong. I feel like Herbert people aren’t watching the same game as me.
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nick online (eagles guy)
5 years
@vault13guy fixed it
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7 years
Only 90s kids will remember cold weather
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nick online (eagles guy)
6 years
@SpikeEskin @Michael_Levin @RTRSPodcast if this is the last lottery party... let’s make it count
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@BarstoolBigCat This is all-natural hair, find a new slant!
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nick online (eagles guy)
4 years
@TylerIAm I never thought this tweet would do a 180
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nick online (eagles guy)
4 years
Thinking about running these back... 3x5 flags
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nick online (eagles guy)
5 years
What an amazing act of kindness! Clearly Jimmy has found a home here. He realized that putting a smile on the faces of the hard working people of Philadelphia is just as rewarding as a max contract. 4 years 80 million should be enough for many Easter egg hunts to come!
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5 years
Shout out to @JimmyButler , who organized an egg hunt today for our biz ops staff at the 76ers Training Complex in Camden. He made a lot of folks really happy today. Great teammate, great dude.
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nick online (eagles guy)
5 years
@codyko You’ve been cancelled. Sorry mr struggle.
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nick online (eagles guy)
8 years
Golden gods
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nick online (eagles guy)
7 years
@PFTCommenter I guess it's time for Sean Spicer to make his side hustle his full time job. Folks, let me tell you about Uber, the easiest wa
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nick online (eagles guy)
8 years
"I like Trump because he's not afraid to speak his mind!" *Gets outraged when Colin Kaepernick speaks his mind on police brutality*
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nick online (eagles guy)
7 years
Finally, some good news.
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Big game hunter crushed to death by elephant
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3 years
@BarstoolChief I was at the bar and unwritten came on. You would have thought the Beatles entered Shea stadium.
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nick online (eagles guy)
4 years
@MrRagerTV You are worried about the 5th year option.... 2 hours after he signed his rookie contract. Take it easy.
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nick online (eagles guy)
9 years
@BarstoolBigCat they got the big cat nightmare zone here at kohls http://t.co/x2EtGlCTMf
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nick online (eagles guy)
1 year
Imagine you payed thousands of dollars, hotels booked, tickets bought, airfare, food, outfits, everything. Now you’re stuck seeing Blink-182 sing about dicks and farts for an hour and a half instead of seeing Frank Ocean.
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Frank Ocean has dropped out of Coachella Weekend 2, Blink-182 will take over his Sunday night headlining slot.
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nick online (eagles guy)
7 years
I was so excited after the birds won the super bowl that I purchased this for my unborn child.
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@JClarkNBCS Lions on thanksgiving under Chip Kelly.
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nick online (eagles guy)
11 years
Today, the doctor asked me if I was sexually active. I responded the only way that I could, "I wish".
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nick online (eagles guy)
2 years
Listen, I heard people booing on my way to the subway. I had my eagles jacket on, so I was in prime booing uniform. I stood outside and booed some rich people walking into some douchey rich people building for a couple minutes. It felt good.
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7 years
When people break into E-A-G-L-E-S chants in public
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2 years
5 years same birds
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9 years
@stoolpresidente I went to watch the rundown, I saw your sunglasses and was too intimidated to watch.
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nick online (eagles guy)
11 months
@JohnBarchard I never want to hear another TBS broadcast again as long as I live. The FOX team is so good. I have goosebumps.
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nick online (eagles guy)
7 years
Eagles haters had a rough 2018: “They’ll finish last in the division” “Dak is better than Wentz” “The Rams are the best team in the NFC” “Wentz is out, they’re done” “Foles is so bad” “The Falcons are a hot team” “Vikings D is the gonna kill Foles” “The FANS have no class!”
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nick online (eagles guy)
5 years
@espn You are a multi billion dollar company. This edit is embarrassing.
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nick online (eagles guy)
2 years
Happy birthday baby boy @hasanthehun Thanks for wearing my shirt on stream sometimes I love you #hasantwtselfieday
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nick online (eagles guy)
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@FanSince09 I was just walking to the stadium in my adam thielen jersey and an eagles fan on horseback with a lasso caught me and tied me to the nearest train tracks. The conductor that rescued me said this happens all the time. Real classy!
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nick online (eagles guy)
7 years
@JOEL9ONE We must be able to have assault rifles Chris. The war on Christmas is right around the corner.
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nick online (eagles guy)
4 years
@_rone I thought his foot fell out of the shoe for a second. Nope, just his bone.
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nick online (eagles guy)
5 years
Midsommer (2019)
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nick online (eagles guy)
2 years
@moltencherub I dabble in shirt making from time to time @/forbiddencanvas
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nick online (eagles guy)
3 years
I just bought a house lol lets go south philly boy forever fuck new york fuck ben simmons spoon feed me water ice until I’m a rotting corpse go birds
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1 year
@PHLEaglesNation He’s built so different
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1 year
@SmoothBully @TheHerd @ColinCowherd They didn’t have WR drama all season that’s completely made up lol. They had 2 1k receivers.
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9 years
Just confirmed my enrollment into the Drexel class of 2017! Proud to say that I will be a dragon for the next 2 years!
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nick online (eagles guy)
6 years
@codyko lol mood is bae, fam 😂😂
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7 years
Me talking about the Eagles
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nick online (eagles guy)
4 years
@EliotShorrParks I never want to see Jason Peters again in my life. He can take that money he demanded and shove it. So proud of this kid!
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nick online (eagles guy)
2 years
@BarstoolPhilly Why are you ruining it for everyone?????
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nick online (eagles guy)
5 years
What an unfortunate day for these to arrive.
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nick online (eagles guy)
7 years
@stoolpresidente J.Richardson_91 @yahoo .com is also selling the towels on eBay. I spent 10 dollars just to find out who it was.
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nick online (eagles guy)
11 years
If this gets 50 favorites we'll drop the Royal Flyness spring break anthem (with a Mr. B auto-tuned hook)
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nick online (eagles guy)
1 year
@PanasonicDX4500 I think we need to get a gayer song to be perfectly honest. I don’t think we took it far enough last year. I want the Village People. I need Stubbs dressed up as a sexy fireman post game.
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nick online (eagles guy)
4 years
@TylerIAm Tyler pulling up to the hair havers ball this year
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nick online (eagles guy)
7 years
@REALpunknews I saw this article and felt so attacked that I bought new pants the day after. Happy birthday.
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nick online (eagles guy)
7 years
Gatecreeper is no doubt the hardest band on earth.
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nick online (eagles guy)
4 years
@BarstoolBigCat The fake injury is undoubtably the best thing I’ve seen all day. I haven’t smiled since the eagles game ended. That just turned my day upside down. I love football.
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nick online (eagles guy)
3 years
1 year ago, I tried to die on purpose. Now, my life is sick as fuck. Being me is tight as fuck. I’m handsome and successful and I’m fueled by spite. I will never die. You will never take this life from me. I don’t want your pity or attention I want you to know it’s ok to be hurt.
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nick online (eagles guy)
12 years
Fun fact: As of today, I've officially lost 50 pounds since August.
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nick online (eagles guy)
6 years
Our fearless leader @Strap_Ent . Let’s goooo!!!!
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nick online (eagles guy)
7 years
Birds forever. Philly forever. Fuck you.
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nick online (eagles guy)
5 years
@JClarkNBCS Does the new facility not have antibacterial soap? This team is always fucking sick. What is this? There is not another team in the league where this happens.
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