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You know how many cups of coffee I need to function? Zero. The possibility of death fuels my mornings.

Bensalem, PA
Joined March 2011
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Kyle Shanahan:
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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters
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"Antonio Brown called me Mayonnaise Boy."
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Remember ladies, him playing CFB25 is not a red flag. The red flag is if he’s playing Dynasty with a big-time program. Shows he doesn’t want to build something.
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That caricature artist going for the throat
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The best type of Flyers Family traditions are at the @FlyersCharities Wives Carnival. 🧡🎡
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You know.....you hear about it. But when you see someone pulled over for walking....man, I don't know. http://t.co/P8mPgqHtkB
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Dread it Run from it Destiny arrives all the same, Jets fans
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Eric Adams breathes a massive sigh of relief picking up the morning’s paper.
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Good morning to the most hated man in New York
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GRITTY SLIPPED AND FELL
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*a distant collection of boos is heard* "My people are hating on something. I must join them."
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Frances Patano
2 years
dude in the eagles jacket showed up and said “i was at work but i heard booing, so i left,” bless this city
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Philly is where anyone with $20 at the right happy hour and a decent personality can walk away with 3 new friends that will kill your enemies at a moment's notice.
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@greg_mp4 @Gingersonfire Oh that car don't exist anymore
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Mike Scott trucked like 4 dudes shaped like me while wearing pajama pants, then went into his luxury suite at The Linc and tweeted like nothing happened. Give him another 2 years here.
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Gritty?
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FOX 29
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Police release sketch in Berks County food mart robbery
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Howie drafting the corner
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4 years
Alabama WR DeVonta Smith has 7 catches, 219 yards and 3 touchdowns in the FIRST half. This TD grab is jawdropping.
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Oh my God Jake
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Alec Bohm and Brandon Marsh in an escape room
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why you should have an animal
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2 raccoons trying to open a door
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Never logging off
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Philly would have had people signed up for shifts to protect such a design.
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The artist who painted the LeBron Mural in LA ( @never1959 ) has now painted over it because it kept being vandalized 😔 📽: @GodzoBall
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An infamous moment from the most recent Bills loss is now frozen in fans' memories and snow alike. 😅 Local artist Eric Jones created this snow sculpture depicting the moment quarterback Josh Allen was horse-collar tackled against the Eagles on Sunday, which to the shock of many,
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Eagles having a Covid outbreak and the NFL forcing them to forfeit on Tuesday would be the Joker moment for so many fans
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Joe Biden could win Pennsylvania tonight if he arrested Whit Merrifield
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Philly Twitter loves to embrace gimmicks with the teams: Phillies - Bamboo Eagles - Dog masks Sixers - #RaiseTheCat Flyers - Eternal suffering
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Eagles will cut Terrell Lewis for two reasons: 1. Can’t run out on the bill. That one in particular. 2. Naked woman went step for step with you in the hallway and then you want me to trust you keeping up with Romeo Doubs???
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Mom's crowding the plate. Gotta brush her back.
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8 years
Today marks five years since the Phillie Phanatic hit his mother in the face with a pitch.
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Voting for Fetterman a top 5 L in my life, hands down.
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Alex Thompson
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Sen. John Fetterman, one of Biden's biggest defenders, is set to appear on Jesse Waters show tonight on Fox (his first time on the show).
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I haven’t seen someone go 0-34 since Nick Castellanos in the playoffs.
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Just realized that there's probably going to be someone at the Phillies Home Opener that will wait in line for Chickie's & Pete's, and instead of missing 2 innings they're now missing 4 with the pitch clock rules.
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I can't believe that 20 years from now the Phillies will introduce Edmundo Sosa to throw out the first pitch in a random July game and I'll lose my mind.
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Nothing I can say could accurately explain this.
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“He caught his girlfriend cheating and burned the car with both of them in it.” T-Mac: “Turner with a double down the line.”
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Charlie Manuel is probably one of the five or ten most popular Phillies person ever and part of that was the time he wanted to beat the fuck out of Howard Eskin. When THAT man hates someone to that degree, says a lot.
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Wars have been started over lesser transgressions
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Milwaukee Brewers
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You want a first baseman? You GOT a first baseman
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JOSH GORDON WITH CARSON WENTZ WILL GIVE HIM SUCH A NATURAL HIGH THAT WEED WILL NO LONGER BE NEEDED
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@SmatthewAF If you can fight with honor, Klingons don't give a shit about the rest.
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If the Eagles offense was any more conservative right now they’d have been there on January 6th
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I’ve had beers with this man, but not this specific man.
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A neighbor in NE Philly describes what it was like to wake up to the confusion just outside his door after a portion of I-95 collapsed just a few blocks from him.
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5 years ago today, Al Michaels and Cris Collinsworth had the worst Super Bowl broadcast in television history.
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Wild how the Eagles Super Bowl win was the last great NFL game.
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@JFlatzz @MFlowers59 Two feet and possession. You're welcome!
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Fuck it. I may never be in a position to do it again.
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My very rich Sixers fan telling Knicks fans TO KINDLY LEAVE THE PREMISES
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Klentak: We have one last surprise for you, Manny. *Door opens, it's Gritty* Machado: *whispers* My God it's Gritty.
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What a day this was
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The PENNANT WINNING Phillies The UNDEFEATED Eagles The MLS TITLE BOUND Union sixers The FIRST PLACE Flyers
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Dudes Rock
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What video is the reason they shouldn’t ban TikTok?
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Am absolutely wild story to break in the middle of the World Series that one of the players was caught cheating with an illegal bat and we're just gonna go ahead and act like nothing happened?
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@RussoMichael15 @tyler_olivieri The restraint of that sweet man when he was being verbally, and nearly physically assaulted by that Vikings thug is remarkable.
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Carson Wentz giving Jack Del Rio a thumbs up in the group chat.
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Insane, my goodness
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This is where we were.
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Philadelphia 76ers
10 years
Chris Johnson will join Wroten, Thompson, Noel, and Sims in the starting 5 tonight in Indy.
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Chicago Twitter: Oh God Cleveland Twitter: Oh God Philly Twitter: IS THAT MICHAEL MARTÍNEZ?
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Who are you? I'm thumbs up guy.
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Bunkie Perkins
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Hang it in a museum
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@Gingersonfire I like the wording of this because it makes it sound like the police were all "Ok yeah, you can burn that one for free." Which is probably accurate.
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Tired gimmick, different circumstances, yadda yadda yadda I get it, I don’t care.
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Lmaooooooooooo
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The true Eagles Twitter experience tonight. Everyone is either dead or sucks. Nobody can coach. The world is a desolate place and we all wish to die. Eagles down 4 at the half.
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Philadelphia is the greatest city in the world and it's not close.
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When TK tells the team he's gonna be a Dad
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Penn State ignoring a horrible situation with the hopes it goes away?
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WPSU
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JUST IN: Penn State Still Won't Require COVID-19 Vaccination Despite FDA Approval For Pfizer Shot #PennState #vaccines
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The Hope: Calum Scott The Dream: Taylor Swift The Prediction: Jason Kelce
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Matt Breen
2 years
Phillies have announced their anthem singer the day before each game this postseason. Tonight they said World Series Game One’s singer is “to be announced.” 🤔
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To quote the venerable @ah_pod :
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MLB
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Which mascot is better? 🤔 Catch @Braves - @Phillies tonight at 7:10 pm ET on @ESPN .
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Nick Castellanos again with the perfect sentiment out of nowhere
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Giroux caught it, unlike Agholor
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The two Phillies moods
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Miles, my guy, you're looking right at it.
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Holy shit
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Sitting in a line because they can't form a ring.
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In the last days of his campaign he went to D.C. and made sure the absolute farce of a "stimulus" package at least had the $600/wk unemployment provision that Senate Republicans were fighting against. He probably saved my family's life during this time with that. I won't forget.
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Bernie Sanders
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Today I am suspending my campaign. But while the campaign ends, the struggle for justice continues on.
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Joel won his MVP. In front of his parents. His son. 20,000 people who believed in him. And he walked out onto the court and for three quarters got NO HELP FROM HIS TEAM. NONE. I'm sick.
If they lose this series and Embiid wanted to leave, I honestly wouldn't blame him.
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Final Rankings: 1. Go Birds guy at belligerent Vikes fan. T-2. Naked dude in Eagles mask after a car goes by with someone on the roof. T-2. Reverse angle showing Septa runner hitting pole. 4. Dunebuggy up Rocky steps. 5. Beer thrown at Vikings bus.
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@MFlowers59 Also, just in case, the first two feet inbounds
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@lib_crusher Bernie Sanders won so big in Nevada that Chris Matthews torpedoed his career in anger.
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Georges Niang is always 3 seconds away from fighting, taunting, or celebrating. A true Philadelphian.
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@RapSheet Another W for the Eagles
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Happy anniversary to the day Joe Girardi got fired and everything immediately turned better for an entire franchise.
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2 years
this team absolutely hates Joe Girardi
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Ernie Johnson: Welcome to Inside The NBA on TNT! We got a great game toni- Shaq: I want to violently destroy Embiid and Dwight with my bare hands.
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The peak male form
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I've never seen a more deranged Sixers tweet.
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Reconstructing the worst parts of the Phillies bullpen is a WILD move by the Orioles.
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Steve Nash saw 6 Ben Simmons games and told the Nets FO to fire him at their earliest convenience.
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Jake part 2 my goodness
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OH MY GOD YESSSSSS
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Me circa 1998 at The Vet
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It’s Pride Night at CBP tonight, which is weird for this Phillies team because they pretty much celebrate it every day at this point.
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3 years
Of all the Sixers games they never win, this is near the top. Bloodthirsty crowd. Seth Curry Revenge Game. Probably a big time bell ringer. If there's ever a game to win to convince people things have changed, tonight's the night.
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2 years
A legitimate question
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Philadelphia is the capital city of Twitter
@IAmSpilly
Hooked on Bo Nix
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how is everyone I know part of Philly sports twitter
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Even at Wrestlemania
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Casty looking into your soul as he pours water on you is gonna do something to some people here.
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