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Nigel D

@NAPD999

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Not a radical anything Intolerance for morons and any type of fakery Can't help but tease anyone about anything

London, England
Joined April 2023
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
7 months
@CarrieBrownTV Would you let a tortoise commentate on a Formula 1 GP? No, because the tortoise would not be able to appreciate or understand the power, speed, and skill involved. Womens football has opened up huge opportunities for them, not the men. Why should they have it all!
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
1 year
@BBCR1 Better off telephoning the dozen or so listeners left, rather than forcing everyone on here to have to read this!
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
1 year
@MichelleDewbs I can't call it out, I like shopping at Wickes..
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
7 months
@RobbieRinder I don't understand all the hatred for the Jewish people in the UK! This is just plain wrong! A war is happening, and I wish it wasn't! Why bring it here, too?
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
7 months
@utterclaptrap Why do you type like that?
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
8 months
@LBC The Met appear to be getting the blame for not taking sides. The posters, apart from having no place in London, have been illegally placed and have to be removed! I think Mark Rowley is being set up by this government as a scapegoat for their failings!
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
1 year
@kyramaeh Don't be scared... My daughter often tells me about the misogyny she encounters. She has said similar things to me about how men are so untrustworthy. I usually just smile, hug her, and remind her that no man will ever love her as much as I do. That usually puts her smile back.
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
1 year
@LBC Hey everyone...meet the new presenters of Good Morning Britain..
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
1 year
@eclairlaire @JustStop_Oil It's because of the futility of their protests. They target ordinary people going about their business because they think this will make Whitehall listen! The government doesn't care about you or the people you inconvenience.
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
9 months
@abbyaug Seeing real fear is never pretty. I too have struggled to stay these images, even more heart wrenching for parents, since seeing them. I refuse to side with either side. None of any of this was this childs fault.
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
7 months
@fayvfreeman @rickygervais I lost my Grandad at Auschwitz. He fell out of the machine-gun tower. My brothers were both lost at the Somme You'd think they would have given them a map. Tragedy is comedy. Learning to laugh at something that makes you sad ends the sadness.
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
8 months
@rajraj20001 @metpoliceuk Why? Because they're not as dark-skinned as the Palestinians? Or that they are fighting fairly? Or their definition of 'defence' is an annihilation of civilians? Or that they truly believe God is on their side? I'm asking for a friend...I'm not taking sides!
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
7 months
@MPSCharville I can make and award a certificate for anyone or anything. At the end of the day, it's a written piece of paper produced on a PC without meaning.
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
8 months
@rickygervais How do you know if someone breaks a record??? They tell you! Then they tell you again! And again.....
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
7 months
@LBC @TheSpurrShow If @Nigel_Farage can go on that celebrity show, then @GaryLineker can be a front-bencher. In fact, swap roles, get Farage on @BBCMOTD and Lineker in Parliament. Problem solved!
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
9 months
@Kevin_Maguire Too tight to give a full minute??
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
11 months
@mykajewelers £85 for gold plated garbage. If I gave this to my wife, she would probably start divorce proceedings. Cheap and nasty at an unrealistic price?...Nah...
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
9 months
@FredThomasUK @fleetstreetfox Ronald MacDonald would get more votes than Mercer. His toxic delivery, questionable ethics, and his wife have seen to that. The GE will make many of these toxic politicians get gone! They won't be missed!
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
11 months
@Matthew82069336 That's a shame, especially when the girls achieved something the men couldn't in nearly 60 years! Maybe some sour grapes. I'll be cheering them on...Come on Inngguurrland!
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
1 year
@metpoliceuk 6 foot plus people, traceable heritage, straight and conscientious workers need not apply...
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
9 months
@mrjamesob All these problems and this guy is busy watching the BBC??? Has he complained about Eastenders moving their time slot because of the football too???
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
7 months
@Leamh01 Yep, saw the baubles hanging on your chest!
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
1 year
@MayorofLondon This tweet is so out of touch it's embarrassing!
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
1 year
@MartinSLewis My one was the 'have you or anyone you know been injured in an accident?' I told them several people were injured when I crashed into a bus stop. He asked if I was injured, I said no, my body was so relaxed because of all the alcohol I'd had......dialling tone..
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
1 year
@PLoyalties @LBC Must be her fault the Police decided on this course of action. The suspect and her young son obviously presented a risk of serious harm and needed to be restrained with handcuffs to protect the two male officers, not to mention the public risk of such a prolific offender.
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
8 months
@LBC @clivebull I'm sure Rishi will heed his advice on how to take something that works and completely destroy it. They should both have lots to discuss!
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
11 months
@SlippyBlue66 @LBC @NickFerrariLBC @jonburkeUK An LTN was proposed for my road to stop it being used as a rat-run. I hope it happens to keep our children safe, some lunatics get up to 50 or 60mph! It's a 30mph road!
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
8 months
@metpoliceuk I'm starting to hate these posts!
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
9 months
@metpoliceuk @BBCOne Riveting watching, good to see actual scenes of criminal behaviour and the challenges of having to deal with calls that only tell a small part of the story. It showed how quickly things can escalate into violence. It would've been nice to see how officers deal with paperwork!
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
11 months
@RealBrianConley Yeah, but you haven't been on Strictly yet, have you...😆 😂 😆
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
1 year
@sharrond62 @iocmedia I keep reading these posts and nearly always agree with these complaints. But what can we do? It's a genuine question: How can I help?
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
8 months
@hannahadee What a great place to meet him! He won't be able to tell where the smell of fish is coming from.
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
1 year
@centerviewnews Is this an attempt at showing how racist Twitter users are? These are not reasons they are opinions and hearsay at best. The vitriol she and Prince H have to endure from these type of posts must be harrowing, and still they post...how British!
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
9 months
@carolvorders @UKLabour He has plagiarised this, this appeared on Facebook years ago, all he's done is court controversy to boost his presence. Further evidence of vacuous integrity and honour!
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
9 months
@LBC These posters really don't belong in the UK. They may have value in Israel, but here, they only seem to court controversy.
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
11 months
@MBiberauer_ @Azeem_Majeed You must be really dizzy...
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
1 year
@GarethDavies007 I grew up in the 60's and 70's, Racism was commonplace, have you ever watched 'til death us do part' or 'love thy neighbour'? Racism was so commonplace TV companies 'advertised' it.
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
8 months
@westerby1 @LBC You're not allowed to smoke and do hard drugs inside the pub, so the landlord is fulfilling a community service! The wind can be a problem for Coke users but the crack-cocaine and heroin users can still manage.
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
7 months
@AC3392 @CarrieBrownTV So nothing to do with being Beckhams mate then?
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
11 months
@LBC @_NatashaDevon I wonder if some criminals will start to identify as trans just to access female establishments. Is female vulnerability being actively targeted? Scammers will do and say anything to gain an advantage..wouldn't they?
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
9 months
@LBC Good shout! Suella is trying to make MPS a scapegoat! This man has pledged to fight corruption in his ranks, an impossible task, when he faces it above and below! It's time the MPS was administered by a non government body.
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
1 year
@MPSIslington If you can find one...
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
1 year
@LBC Alzeimers will make you do that...
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
8 months
@LBC Dedicated to their pocket more like!
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
1 year
@metpoliceuk @MattTwistMPS @LBC There is no point in policing JSO just because they hold up traffic, they are simply stopping people from further damage to their car, from all the potholes the councils can't be bothered with..
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
8 months
@PGtips @foodreviewclub Sack the numpty that came up with the idea of how to ruin the company's reputation. Then, sack the numpty who came up with this utter BS to market the product this way, tarnishing your integrity. Do that, and the company may well survive this catastrophic disaster.
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Nigel D
11 months
@LBC I'm guessing this guy will be compensated to the tune of around £20m with that sort of money he will be welcomed anywhere but here...Here, our media will slaughter him at the behest of disgruntled politicians..
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
7 months
@karenwhybro I simply refuse to believe there was no intervention. It is beyond my comprehension!
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
7 months
@televisualities @karenwhybro I meant an intervention to stop the crime. If that man felt he had done all he could, he has to live with that. Why didn't he pull the emergency cord or anyone else, for that matter. This action may have prevented the crime!
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
9 months
@LBC I'm cancelling my Netflix. I also have a firestick with the Unlimitv app on it. The firestick costs £70 annually and gives me access to all live football games and thousands more movies, etc, to choose from. See ya Netflix
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
7 months
@smallbreamboy I wonder how many drivers are driving on an 'international licence' and have never passed a UK test? This loophole is being thoroughly abused!
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
7 months
@Arsenal Give this 'imaginative' gift to show everyone how 'out if touch' and devoid of intelligence you are! Make people who don't support Arsenal spend their gift with them! Or buy this if you wear Arsenal shirts 90% of the time and refer to the team as 'we' all the time.
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
9 months
@GBNEWS Carol has wowed us all with her cosmetic surgery. Most women with tits that size, of a similar age, usually have to roll them up to put them into a bra.
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
11 months
@LBC @NickFerrariLBC With that sort of attitude, the Police could say whatever they want in order to justify their actions. That's why we have courts and the judiciary. Rationale would not require 7 officers to attend. 🤔 Coppers are needed to enforce the law. They aren't social workers!
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
7 months
@ChesterEndofMrY Is the answer 'Vorderman'? @carolvorders
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
9 months
The worst thing in the world is when your index finger breaks through the toilet paper, mid wipe! Apart from that, my new job at the old people's home is going really well!
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
11 months
@MPSWestminster Good luck! Nice to see a robust response!
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
7 months
@shottatexts I saw a woman buy a 'bag for life' in Asda earlier. She packed away her shopping, went to leave, keeled over, and died! OK, so she got what she paid for. But it wasn't a great advert!
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
11 months
@MPSWestminster I think the decision to say to the troublemakers "We know what you're up to" was enough to deter bigger crowds. Smart tactics, well delivered and backed up! Apart from all the idiots trying to film with their phones, a great result! Well done.
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
9 months
@Hellohowru12345 'Look at me. I'm gay, I tell jokes that are as funny as lung cancer, and I mince everywhere' A summary of Alan Carr's career..
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
7 months
@hannahr22x Why is your nose so shiny? Fancy dress? You're Rudolf, right ✅️ 😏 Nah... you look nice, really.
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
7 months
@PatrickHanrahan His wife blocked me for asking questions about his integrity. Doesn't that tell you everything you need to know about him???
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Nigel D
1 year
@LBC Lost for words at this atrocious act..
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
9 months
@LBC @TheSpurrShow His explanation should be; "I'm in charge of the MPS but you are the boss who keeps tying my hands in a desperate attempt to cling to your job. Our Prisons are full and I don't have the resources to adequately do the job! It's not unlike the situation in Israel at the moment!
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
7 months
@featherbeat5 @afneil @jfoster2019 If there can be no discussions, the only option is annihilation.
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
1 year
@LBC Absolutely no winners here
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
1 year
@cigarrumman @ChSupt_IanDS The trouble with twitter is you can sometimes post something that you regret because you didn't think before engaging the keypad... "OH Matron"....:)
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
7 months
I opened my door to Jehova witnesses earlier, greeted by them asking me if I had found Jesus yet? I said 'Don't tell me you've fucking lost him again! Next time use bigger nails!' It seemed to do the trick!
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
8 months
@DiydreamCo Twenty quid for a plastic egg holder and two dozen low quality ping pong balls!!! Who is the 'endless laughter' coming from? Your Sales department?
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
1 year
@emrichas Is this Facebook now?
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
6 months
@MichelleDewbs @zatzi @MatthewStadlen Keep those arms together! The bingo wings are starting to show. 😆 🤣
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
11 months
@MPSHackney @MetCC Really?? What the hell do we have Police for? Help with finding a 'missing' person is one thing, help with finding a criminal is your bloody job, not the general publics! The Police need to do more policing and less tweeting! Do your bloody jobs!
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
7 months
@Tat_TvamAsi @ReasonableCop @Brick_Cop @metpoliceuk That's fine. @ReasonableCop elaborated on your point. I can now see your point. Good coppering requires a certain type of person. It's not for everyone, the ease of getting in now is also attracting many without that commitment.
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
7 months
@Tony40335450 Why is it said they 'will sign the sex Offenders register'. Their names are recorded on the register, it does not require a signature! It's such a ridiculous thing to say!
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
5 months
@benonwine Titless
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
8 months
@LBC Why? Was there a queue?
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
1 year
@LBC I used a disabled toilet the other day There was fuckall wrong with it...
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Nigel D
9 months
@BarrettMarilyn @LBC @PaulBrandITV I believe that orthodox Jews 'wear their faith' in their hairstyle and clothing. The other non orthodox wear a skullcap. This would identify him. I hope I'm not wrong. Apologies if I am.
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
7 months
@bindelj Will you give me an answer that falls into line with my narrative? Yes or no?
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
7 months
@StanCollymore I thought she was auditioning for pornhub!
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
7 months
@LBC @Phillipschofan and @hollywills have both complained that they 'are not in a good place'. So there's obviously a queue that they have not been allowed to 'jump'! The exclusion of them both on our screens is a blessing for viewers. Keep it that way!
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
7 months
@JaneyGodley I remember too many 😔
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
1 year
@LBCNews Is she obliged to be impartial? Would I prefer to see her face on a post as opposed to Jacob Rees-mogg? Hell yes...
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
9 months
@84natly @AldiUK OK we can get back to all the gloom in the world. Tomorrow I'm gonna wear my 'The end is nigh' sandwich board and watch people set themselves alight! This is not a political account. 🙄 Stick to your narrative and maybe, let people have some time off!
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
1 year
@sharrond62 I agree with you, even though my daughter is a staunch feminist who believes that nobody should be shamed, bullied, or discriminated against. I feel that, even with her law degree, she has a lot more to learn about life. I'll leave it at that. Otherwise,I'll get told off again...
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
7 months
@Dahshur11 I asked my wife for sex and she said,'Sorry, self-service only'. So I tried a hot new neighbour next door, and she, somewhat begrudgingly, agreed. She was fine at the end and even kissed me goodnight. The look on her husbands face, though!
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
6 months
@itvnews Please stop forcing her patronising drivel on us. I will not now be watching DOI again. This contemptuous career breaker has nothing of interest to say! She has played the victim throughout, and her 'best before' date has long since expired. New blood please, not old hat!
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
7 months
@LeroySkeete I think she is smoothing the way for her own entry into the political system. She is a formidable force on Twitter and has most of the tory party quivering with fear about who she is going to Rottweiler next. It's very entertaining too!
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
1 year
@metpoliceuk @BTP @MayorofLondon @CityPolice More coppers skiving off on a jolly...
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
9 months
@SimonScarrow @TalkTV Sadly, the voice of reason is usually muffled by those baying for blood.
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
7 months
@AldiUK I'm rushing down to my local shop to buy their Christmas offer; Humpty Dumpy. It comes with Aldi Kings horses and Aldi Kings men.
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
11 months
@BladeoftheS But...he is the King. No-one is under his rule! He campaigns tirelessly for the betterment of his subjects and country! He does not court fame his title does that. He may not be 'your' King, but he IS the countries King.
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
7 months
@TLtj18 Does it stop you from having a Rich Tea biscuit with your cuppa. Or wearing odd socks? Are all the fish and chip shops going to close? I'm going to hide under my bowler hat for the rest of the day now!
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
6 months
@LBC @EmmaMcClarkin Pubs charge five times the amount then supermarkets do. Makes perfect sense to buy 1 pint for a fiver, instead of buying 4 pints at a supermarket for the same amount...doesn't it??
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
11 months
@metpoliceuk Roughly 60 will stay longer than 2 years, less than 20 will remain after 5 years and the ones left after that will no doubt be corrupted by the job and their colleagues. That's what they don't tell you!
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Nigel D
1 year
@GBNEWS It's disgusting the way that the people of this country have treated him. Britain just could not stand the fact that he married someone of colour. Dress it up however you like, Racism exists and flourishes in the UK.
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
8 months
@LBC I thought it was an offer...queued for nearly an hour!
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
11 months
@SurreyPolice @AvrilJonesPhoto @misanharriman @mrjamesob @Farrants_Cobham Whatever their intentions, the image upset and offended people. That should be enough said. Just get it gone, never to be seen again, or at least until it won't matter..
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@NAPD999
Nigel D
7 months
@its_lady_c Sadly, there are fathers who have abused their daughters, but the victims are of all races. This post, if the translation is correct, is designed to antagonise and radicalise, so it's not that different from the message in the post!
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Nigel D
7 months
@Beno_ldn I only moan in bed!
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