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Vatnik hunter - NAFO Vermin #NAFO #NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiable #pineapplepizza #MUGA

Langley, Virginia
Joined February 2024
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Hey fellas, let me know if you would be interested in this. It's about taking the online war to the next level. #NAFOfellas
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@NAFOagent
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Russian Central Bank has stated that inflation is beyond their control. Putin no longer brags about low inflation. Prices rising faster than wages AND industrial production (with war stripped out) has fallen significantly. Fellas and Fellerinas, get your popcorn ready #NAFOfellas
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Hey Fellas & Fellerinas, Every day I wake up and I try to be more Russophobic than I was the day before. I have to admit I am a small bit tired. Could you send me lods of Memes so I can wake up tomorrow with oodles of energy to boink Vatniks?
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@NAFOagent
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Got out of Twitter prison earlier this week. Have a feeling that I am deboosted. Can you see me fellas & fellerinas?
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It's a conspiracy theory that NAFO isn't CIA funded. Clearly it is. NAFO are everywhere and no matter what a Vatnik posts, there's a meme for it in seconds. The theory says that we are an open source community boinking Vatnik lies but then where did I get all this lovely money?
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@NAFOagent
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Oh lunchtime!!!!! I can't wait!!! Why is it that everything is better with pineapple?
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@Trollstoy88 Reports also that the remains of 6 UFOs were also recovered and Elvis was spotted in Donbas.
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Why does MTG complain about the $61 billion that was sent to Ukraine? NAFO bonuses are several times that amount. Someone should tell her.
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I am about 50 follows away from 2000! Would appreciate the push over the 2000 line!!!!
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@nexta_tv Now we know why Mr. Ritter went to Chechnya.
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@squatsons Yes, Russia is about to win. Any day now. The three day special military operation is going to the plan.
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@squatsons No it was your own forces bombing Russian citizens again.
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What could Putin do that would immediately help Russian citizens? His resignation and suicide seems like a genuine goodwill gesture.
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@you_gotta_ And now it is all going to burn. The full effects of sanctions will be seen by all very soon. This is going to be much worse than the 1990s for them! They will ask us all for help again.
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@Trollstoy88 Where are you going to get the electronics from chief?
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@nafoviking NAFOViking!!!! You are still alive!!! How wonderful, I was so scared that the manflu took you but now I see that the protective Vitamin C of pineapple has kept you alive. Take care of yourself my friend, don't overexert yourself and eat lots of pineapple.
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@MyLordBebo And who calls the shots in Estonia now?
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@luchinur @made_in_cosmos @lawlorlara @Welegato03 @soonbase The difference is ADHD is pathological. Being distracted is temporary but ADHD is a different and ugly beast. It isn't fun at all.
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@Hot_Snow Now that's what I call bonking!!!
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@johnnyjmils Yes Vatnik! Very true, its all America's fault!
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@squatsons ayden, what was the whole Kharkiv offensive all about? What did it achieve? Was it the great victory you hoped for or did it cement ruzzia as the loser it really is?
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@BrettOdesa @BowesChay It might possibly have something to do with this photo that me and some other fellas repeatedly posted to his account. I could be wrong but I get the feeling that he didn't like it.
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@Trollstoy88 And yet the can't seem to make any progress? Why is it that Russia is so weak?
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@Angeladoneit This is what happens when you deviate from a healthy diet of pineapple pizza! This is a cautionary tale!
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President Lukashenko of Belarus has taken ill in China (meeting with Putin). Rumours are he is very ill. I think I speak for all NAFO when I say that I hope he has a speedy funeral as soon as possible.
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@bandrui0 Well I didn't know but now I do. Finally I am LGBT!!!! Who knew? Andrew knew!
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@squatsons How is it cope ayden? This three day operation has resulted in Putin begging North Korea for help. For gods sake the fucking Taliban is Russia's ally! Even in Russia you had to state that they were terrorists when you mentioned their name! Is this what winning looks like?
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@mfa_russia What's the latest about biolabs? You haven't given any updates about biolabs for a long time. What happened? Those were supposed to be some fearsome weapons, what happened to them? You are starting to look unreliable you know, people are beginning to talk.....
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My little puppy, he will always be a little puppy to me.....except when we are supposed to go to the lake. Then he turns back into a landshark again
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@Trollstoy88 Well, for your sake I hope it is better engineered than its forerunners.
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I just want to remind the following people that their NAFO Illuminati fees are due to be paid this month. Please pay in time if you want to join the Illuminati Christmas raffle. @the_harald22976 @nafoviking @torbabo @OckersM @jenniesjoylab @max33bull @iamundertow #NAFO
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Time for a fresh snack, I love Sushi!
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@BillBadbody Its cases like this that make me think we should bring back the electric chair. Why can't he get pilastered in the pub like a normal person?? Won't somebody think of the children?
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@Alex_Oloyede2 For once I agree with you. America has never experienced an inability to project power 200km from their own border. Nor has it lost 1/3 of its Navy in a land war to a country that doesn't even have a Navy. Yes, Russia is unique.
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Chay Bowes (Kremlin stooge) wrote this on Telegram (see description below). Taking shots at NAFO means he want to be fired back at. He banned me for this photo. NAFO fellas and fellerinas, you know what to do! #NAFOfellas #NAFOarticle5
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@BillBadbody @DeckyPierce Please pace yourself Bill, you have already achieved more than most politicians achieve in five years. I'd put the feet up for the next four and a half years if I were you! Thank you for everything!
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@you_gotta_ I just can't see it happening. Russians love to be controlled and they don't like the responsibility that comes with freedom. There will be a war for resources among the oligarchs unless they appoint a new Putin. Putin 2.0 will sound like a reformer but wont reform.
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@Trollstoy88 Quick message for you, Richard, Wagafella says you're a cunt. What do you have to say for yourself?
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Just out of Twitter prison! Back raising hell again! #NAFOfellas
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There are claims from the Russian side that the US is extending the war. I want to clarify to our ruzzian fiends that is is not the US but NAFO that is extending the war for financial gain. We are making so much money from it that we don't want it to stop. #NAFO
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@osint_69 They shouldn't dump any of that food given the fact that they have planted 30% less crops than last year. They used to get their seeds from Europe but no more. It looks like they will be the ones eating squirrel after all.
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@DougAMacgregor You've been saying this since Feb 2022 and you have been wrong every single day since!
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@Trollstoy88 This isn't something to be proud of as it is evidence that Russia lacks the ability to project power 200km from its border. It is not a Black Sea power anymore either. A dismally poor performance.
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Time for goulash for lunch.....topped with........pineapple!! What else!!!!
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@Porkshop09 I'm a good little CIA bootlicker and proud of it
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@DrAnnaPirates Yes, they hate Putin for what he has done to Ukraine and feel responsible for allowing his rise to power.
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@doctoradmiral This is by far the most accurate election map. I see that even though it is supposed to be 20 years old, it is already updated to reflect the "hoped for" results of the SMO. It is important that history is regularly updated so it fits the latest narrative
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Fellas & Fellerinas you are rightfully angry about the Children's hospital. What will you do with your anger? Would you like to focus it into something that will positively disrupt the country that did this? X has shadow banned all of NAFO so please retweet this. #NAFOarticle5
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Boy, the Vatniks are boiling angry today! Scott Ritter losing his passport seems to have hurt them all badly!
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@iamundertow Maybe you should just quit and live off the enormous amount of cash you make as a NAFO Fella? This is what fell out of my last envelope! You wouldn't think a person could fit inside an envelope full of cash, would you?
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@squatsons Doesn't look photoshopped at all even! Well done Vatnik!
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Fellas, I have been working on a new cancer therapy that I invented for the last 10 years. I would like to introduce it to you! I hope to have it available for animals in the US this year. What do you guys think? Is it investable? #NAFOarticle5
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@thaynekoll @ElbridgeColby No, this is a red flag, learn to spot them commie!
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@osint_69 This warms my heart!
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@GabeZZOZZ @MedvedevRussiaE ruzzia needs to surrender. You are only embarrassing yourselves. You can even project power 200kms from your 1991 border. Your Black Sea fleet cower in the Caspian Sea and your inflation at home is off the charts.
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Seems like Elmo is preventing my posts from getting out! Here is the first bash at NAFO TV where we remove the sounds of Orcspeak and replace with NAFO subtitles.
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Putin's inauguration with NAFO subtitles and that god awful language removed #NAFOfellas #NAFOworks #NAFOlake #pineapple
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@FahCubeItches Everyone, everyone, please calm down! I don't know how this got out of hand so quickly!!!! Deep breath....let's just focus on why the anti-pineapple crowd are irredeemably evil and the pro-pineapple people are heros. Let's stay away from heresy. We are not anti-pineapple filth.
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@DrAnnaPirates Because there are no smart ones, only morons support Russia Anna!
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A nice juicy pineapple steak!!!!
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@Mylovanov Looks like they know what they are doing!!! Refineries are the best targets to hit in a target rich environment
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Pizza is a bit light on pineapple, how disappointing #pineapplepizza #NAFO
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@you_gotta_ Eastern Europeans were a different case as they knew that they were oppressed. People living in rural Russia think that their standard of living is excellent compared to everywhere else and they thank the system for what they have.
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@squatsons That's only a 1500 ayden. It's clearly not a 3000. Explosion isn't big enough.
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@mexic0la_ Well done my friend!!! Congratulations!!! I quit back in 2013 and haven't looked back since. Bit of advice, take some time to explore why alcohol got you in the first place. It is a vile disgusting fluid with a chemical taste and nothing but downsides.
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@HorseshoeTheor @Official_NAFO Admit everything and promise to be worse!
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@MyLordBebo What would you have done? The soldier didn't surrender, he was hiding and the soldier involved did the only reasonable thing in that situation. Had the RU soldier surrendered instead of hiding, he would be alive today. The assumption that the RU soldier was armed was justified.
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@squatsons One picture is of a crashed website for the Moscow stock exchange, the other is the price that the Russian Central Bank tries to sell the ruble for. These are not the same thing!
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@Trollstoy88 Have you seen this man? He has been missing for quite some time now.
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Fella's & Fellerinas, where is the new NAFO sex tunnel going to be located. Also can we put some of our biolabs back in Crimea? How will Ukrainians feel about NAFO sex tunnels and biolabs in newly liberated Crimea? Will we need to apply for permits? #NAFObiolabs
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@Alex_Oloyede2 Hasn't ruzzia got bigger problems closer to home to solve?
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@MatthewJshow @DougAMacgregor Maximum restraint? In what way? The guy is a loser. He can't even project power 200km from Russia's 1991 border! He is going down in history as "Vladimir the Vanquished". What a clown he really is. I can't understand why Russians aren't embarrassed. No shame. It's cringeworthy
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@squatsons They were clearly hit by Russian air defense missiles. Prove me wrong
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@TempestsEnd I really don't think we spent enough time working out the pineapple pizza debate. We should be putting more effort into it really. At least we know that the fellas and fellarinas who like pineapple pizzas are good people. The others should apologise to us for the sake of peace.
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@fellaraktar We're not here to make friends, we're here to make Vatniks cry!
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This is shocking, Olena Zelenska just paid $7 million for a new hedge cutter!!! This is where out tax money is being spent!!!!!
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@FlyingDutchPall That's a new insult!! Well done fella.....I'd love if a Vatnik insulted me like that. Feed off the rage.......sweet sweet Vatnik tears!!!!
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@DD_Geopolitics Where is your proof? Satellite photos clearly show Russian artillery and tank reserves have dwindled. How do you explain this?
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What could be tastier than pineapple enchiladas with pineapple chunks on the side. #NAFO
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@GabeZZOZZ Just look at the little fella! Doesn't he look pathetic?
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Tell me the truth fellas, do you think I got fatter?
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@Aaronfromearth You will want to make a good impression so show up wearing a tuxedo and wear white socks with black shoes. Women love that. She'll want to get to know you so keep talking constantly about yourself. Tell her how amazing you are. Describe the offside rule in soccer to win her heart
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@iamundertow Lord Flashheart!!!!!😍
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Putin's inauguration with NAFO subtitles and that god awful language removed #NAFOfellas #NAFOworks #NAFOlake #pineapple
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@BowesChay Luckily Putin has never done anything like that Chay? Putin is a great lad for sure. A bit short and not really the brightest but what he lacks in brains and ethics, he more than makes up for with narcissism. You are a modern day Lord Haw-Haw. Remember happened to him in the end?
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@LeonPidrilov You really should read the policies, if you don't you won't know about all the massive bonuses paid out by Langley to all Fellas and Fellerinas. I really don't know what to do with all the money I get paid.
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