Russian Central Bank has stated that inflation is beyond their control. Putin no longer brags about low inflation. Prices rising faster than wages AND industrial production (with war stripped out) has fallen significantly. Fellas and Fellerinas, get your popcorn ready
#NAFOfellas
Hey Fellas & Fellerinas, Every day I wake up and I try to be more Russophobic than I was the day before. I have to admit I am a small bit tired. Could you send me lods of Memes so I can wake up tomorrow with oodles of energy to boink Vatniks?
It's a conspiracy theory that NAFO isn't CIA funded. Clearly it is. NAFO are everywhere and no matter what a Vatnik posts, there's a meme for it in seconds. The theory says that we are an open source community boinking Vatnik lies but then where did I get all this lovely money?
@you_gotta_
And now it is all going to burn. The full effects of sanctions will be seen by all very soon. This is going to be much worse than the 1990s for them! They will ask us all for help again.
@nafoviking
NAFOViking!!!! You are still alive!!! How wonderful, I was so scared that the manflu took you but now I see that the protective Vitamin C of pineapple has kept you alive.
Take care of yourself my friend, don't overexert yourself and eat lots of pineapple.
@squatsons
ayden, what was the whole Kharkiv offensive all about? What did it achieve? Was it the great victory you hoped for or did it cement ruzzia as the loser it really is?
@BrettOdesa
@BowesChay
It might possibly have something to do with this photo that me and some other fellas repeatedly posted to his account. I could be wrong but I get the feeling that he didn't like it.
President Lukashenko of Belarus has taken ill in China (meeting with Putin). Rumours are he is very ill.
I think I speak for all NAFO when I say that I hope he has a speedy funeral as soon as possible.
@squatsons
How is it cope ayden? This three day operation has resulted in Putin begging North Korea for help. For gods sake the fucking Taliban is Russia's ally! Even in Russia you had to state that they were terrorists when you mentioned their name! Is this what winning looks like?
@mfa_russia
What's the latest about biolabs? You haven't given any updates about biolabs for a long time. What happened? Those were supposed to be some fearsome weapons, what happened to them?
You are starting to look unreliable you know, people are beginning to talk.....
@BillBadbody
Its cases like this that make me think we should bring back the electric chair. Why can't he get pilastered in the pub like a normal person?? Won't somebody think of the children?
@Alex_Oloyede2
For once I agree with you. America has never experienced an inability to project power 200km from their own border. Nor has it lost 1/3 of its Navy in a land war to a country that doesn't even have a Navy. Yes, Russia is unique.
Chay Bowes (Kremlin stooge) wrote this on Telegram (see description below). Taking shots at NAFO means he want to be fired back at.
He banned me for this photo. NAFO fellas and fellerinas, you know what to do!
#NAFOfellas
#NAFOarticle5
@BillBadbody
@DeckyPierce
Please pace yourself Bill, you have already achieved more than most politicians achieve in five years. I'd put the feet up for the next four and a half years if I were you!
Thank you for everything!
@you_gotta_
I just can't see it happening. Russians love to be controlled and they don't like the responsibility that comes with freedom. There will be a war for resources among the oligarchs unless they appoint a new Putin. Putin 2.0 will sound like a reformer but wont reform.
There are claims from the Russian side that the US is extending the war.
I want to clarify to our ruzzian fiends that is is not the US but NAFO that is extending the war for financial gain.
We are making so much money from it that we don't want it to stop.
#NAFO
@osint_69
They shouldn't dump any of that food given the fact that they have planted 30% less crops than last year. They used to get their seeds from Europe but no more. It looks like they will be the ones eating squirrel after all.
@Trollstoy88
This isn't something to be proud of as it is evidence that Russia lacks the ability to project power 200km from its border. It is not a Black Sea power anymore either. A dismally poor performance.
@doctoradmiral
This is by far the most accurate election map. I see that even though it is supposed to be 20 years old, it is already updated to reflect the "hoped for" results of the SMO.
It is important that history is regularly updated so it fits the latest narrative
Fellas & Fellerinas you are rightfully angry about the Children's hospital. What will you do with your anger? Would you like to focus it into something that will positively disrupt the country that did this?
X has shadow banned all of NAFO so please retweet this.
#NAFOarticle5
@iamundertow
Maybe you should just quit and live off the enormous amount of cash you make as a NAFO Fella? This is what fell out of my last envelope! You wouldn't think a person could fit inside an envelope full of cash, would you?
Fellas, I have been working on a new cancer therapy that I invented for the last 10 years. I would like to introduce it to you! I hope to have it available for animals in the US this year. What do you guys think? Is it investable?
#NAFOarticle5
@GabeZZOZZ
@MedvedevRussiaE
ruzzia needs to surrender. You are only embarrassing yourselves. You can even project power 200kms from your 1991 border. Your Black Sea fleet cower in the Caspian Sea and your inflation at home is off the charts.
Seems like Elmo is preventing my posts from getting out! Here is the first bash at NAFO TV where we remove the sounds of Orcspeak and replace with NAFO subtitles.
@FahCubeItches
Everyone, everyone, please calm down! I don't know how this got out of hand so quickly!!!!
Deep breath....let's just focus on why the anti-pineapple crowd are irredeemably evil and the pro-pineapple people are heros.
Let's stay away from heresy. We are not anti-pineapple filth.
@you_gotta_
Eastern Europeans were a different case as they knew that they were oppressed. People living in rural Russia think that their standard of living is excellent compared to everywhere else and they thank the system for what they have.
@mexic0la_
Well done my friend!!! Congratulations!!! I quit back in 2013 and haven't looked back since. Bit of advice, take some time to explore why alcohol got you in the first place. It is a vile disgusting fluid with a chemical taste and nothing but downsides.
@MyLordBebo
What would you have done? The soldier didn't surrender, he was hiding and the soldier involved did the only reasonable thing in that situation. Had the RU soldier surrendered instead of hiding, he would be alive today. The assumption that the RU soldier was armed was justified.
@squatsons
One picture is of a crashed website for the Moscow stock exchange, the other is the price that the Russian Central Bank tries to sell the ruble for.
These are not the same thing!
Fella's & Fellerinas, where is the new NAFO sex tunnel going to be located. Also can we put some of our biolabs back in Crimea?
How will Ukrainians feel about NAFO sex tunnels and biolabs in newly liberated Crimea? Will we need to apply for permits?
#NAFObiolabs
@MatthewJshow
@DougAMacgregor
Maximum restraint? In what way? The guy is a loser. He can't even project power 200km from Russia's 1991 border! He is going down in history as "Vladimir the Vanquished".
What a clown he really is. I can't understand why Russians aren't embarrassed. No shame. It's cringeworthy
@TempestsEnd
I really don't think we spent enough time working out the pineapple pizza debate. We should be putting more effort into it really.
At least we know that the fellas and fellarinas who like pineapple pizzas are good people. The others should apologise to us for the sake of peace.
@FlyingDutchPall
That's a new insult!! Well done fella.....I'd love if a Vatnik insulted me like that.
Feed off the rage.......sweet sweet Vatnik tears!!!!
@Aaronfromearth
You will want to make a good impression so show up wearing a tuxedo and wear white socks with black shoes. Women love that.
She'll want to get to know you so keep talking constantly about yourself. Tell her how amazing you are. Describe the offside rule in soccer to win her heart
@BowesChay
Luckily Putin has never done anything like that Chay? Putin is a great lad for sure. A bit short and not really the brightest but what he lacks in brains and ethics, he more than makes up for with narcissism.
You are a modern day Lord Haw-Haw. Remember happened to him in the end?
@LeonPidrilov
You really should read the policies, if you don't you won't know about all the massive bonuses paid out by Langley to all Fellas and Fellerinas. I really don't know what to do with all the money I get paid.