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Chuck U Farley, the Cooler King

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2 months

Photo of the day. Weep, divisive scrunt.

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Imagine spending years deluding yourself that you're the manliest man alive only to openly admit you've never made a woman climax.

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1 year

Oh lordt, please give me the strength and confidence of a dude in a tricorn hat and gardening gloves. With a flap holster and a 5.11 plate carrier with no plates. Fuckin' threepers, man.

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1 year

I'm guessing this was supposed to be a threat, but it comes across like a Grindr ad.

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5 months

Looks like Ritter has chosen suicide by BMW 😂😂😂

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1 year

Dude's gonna,get rounded up in a mobilization sweep. While we watch him die courtesy of @bigSAC10 , she'll be in Dubai getting spitroasted by a couple of Saudi princes for their pocket change.

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2 months

@Tazerface16 Remember to neuter your tech billionaires, folks.

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1 year

Title: "The Lonely Man" Author: Milo Technique: Urine on concrete

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8 months

This was not thought through at all

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1 year

Apparently this guy, allegedly the face of Estonian white nationalism, still lets his mother cut his hair. Talk about rolling snake eyes in the craps game of genetics. Damn, son.

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1 year

"Behind every #Fella is a real person who believes in #Ukraine ’s victory." - @kajakallas #NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiable

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1 year

Same tired old arguments more than eight decades later.

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10 months

The crew of CVN78 was apparently served steak and lobster today. If you've been afloat, you know what follows. "All hands stand by for words from the Commanding Officer..." Interesting times in the Med.

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1 year

White supremacists are always, without fail, the least supreme white people.

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1 year

Time to shit or get off the pot @catturd2 Do it, fucknut.

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1 year

Post your ideology as an image

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1 year

A tale of two 17-year-olds. Both had security clearances. One was a little bitch who wanted clout on Discord. The other was not a teenage Twink. The other kept his suck shut about all the shit he saw on the SIPRNET even long after he got out. He's now a NAFO fella.

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7 months

Ahh, the tried and true russian protip: "If the valve is frozen, free it up with a lighter."

Fundacja Muzeum zwycięstwa nad Despotyzmem

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7 months

Умом россию не понять! 🤣

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6 months

Saved in case the Navy deletes it. (Read the knuckles on his gloves)

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1 year

Is this Copium or meth kicking in?

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5 months

Through some combination of drugs, alcohol, or maybe a moment of clarity about the last decade of her life, the body language here is tha of wooden, cataleptic horror. So frozen up she looks like a K-Mart mannequin someone fished out of a dumpster. She needs professional help.

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1 year

Think the uptight are upset about Drag Queen Story Hour? Wait until they find out about Black Metal Babysitting. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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10 months

Police in Milton, West Virginia responded to complaints this week of two raccoons that appeared to be rabid. The investigation showed the little fella pictured here and his pal were drunk on fermented crabapples. They were taken in, sobered up and released into the woods.

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1 year

Dee Snider was already in the pantheon of my favorite fucking people.

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1 year

Anyone care to tell this dumbass that the photo is an old one of T-90S export models earmarked for India a few years back?

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9 months

She is graduating with a FA in FO

Gabriel Noronha

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An NYU student who tore down posters of Israeli hostages complains that she's been suspended from school, had her scholarship rescinded, and will be kicked out of campus dorms next semester.

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Dammit. Just dammit. 26 years to the day since he put me on the bus to MCRD. Not many guys retain a lasting respect for and friendship with their recruiters, but I did and was glad to. He was a damn good man. Rodney A. Lee MGySgt/USMC (ret.) 1959-2023

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8 months

Congratulations on 1,095 days sober

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Some days you wake up to news that just fucking flattens you. Matthew Jamerson, SGT/USMC 19 May 1983 - 24 Sep 2023 So many memories with this guy. Superlative Marine, aerial navigator, and friend.

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7 months

Louder for the people with their heads in the sand, deliberately or inadvertently

Julia Davis

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7 months

Meanwhile in Russia: members of the State Duma and propagandists concurred that the border squabbles are merely a part of Trump's election campaign and the GOP is following his orders. They were overjoyed and concluded that this mess will help Russia win.

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1 year

It's motherfucking HIMARS time

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@amduffany

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Don't shoot the messenger

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1 year

Rate my setup

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Just waiting on that last bit

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7 months

Oh is that right?

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Joe Biden’s weakness invites aggression.

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@haughto32268 @Kapuforu

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1 year

Welp, fuck. Thanks to a Biolab security breach Ukraine now has three more brigades.

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@DaveLyo09731030 @LeftismForU @budlight

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@DonaldJTrumpJr

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7 months

Rare moment of self-awareness from Squirtsons.

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1 year

One thing despots and would-be despots have in common: their tastes are tacky as fuck.

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2 months

Your mom's Wish order has shipped

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@mexic0la_

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1 year

What's Russia gonna do when the T-54s and T-34s run out? 🤣

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1 year

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Proud Boy claims ‘Trump won’ after sobbing for mercy and receiving 10-year sentence: reports

Proud Boy Dominic Pezzola sobbed in a Washington, D.C., courtroom Friday as he asked a federal judge for leniency in his Jan. 6 sentence and vowed to stay out of politics in the future. However, af…

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1 year

Real shit though: in light of *that* POW video, I am available to talk to anyone. Traumatized? Hit me up. Feeling incandescent rage? Hit me up. Want to help or do something about it? I don't have the resources but I can point you toward those who do, so hit me up.

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2 years

@StarskyUA Every 🇷🇺n I see posting selfies looks like his parents were siblings.

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1 month

Seen on the commute. Flag says "Fuck Putin." Made my day.

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Chuck U Farley, the Cooler King

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1 year

Throwing out the bullshit flag. This is another @elonmusk cash grab and it has nothing to do with bots. Fuck him and the unicorn he rode in on.

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1 year

@mexic0la_ Something also tells me that Force Protection briefings aren't a thing with those clowns and this probably won't change that.

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1 year

Check out Galaxy Brain here, he has us figured out 🤣

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1 year

Mark your calendars, three weeks to May 9th 😂

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25 days

Nobody gives a rat's ass about your Part 91 license, Larry. Sit down, strap in, and shut the fuck up.

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1 year

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1 year

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

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@2Russophobic4u

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1 year

@Ref2Yes Oh no, couple of homegrown idiots in the US

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11 months

Man, short people ruin everything.

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11 months

Reminder: block all advertisers. Not just because they're all crypto bros, influencers, ETF 'CEO' bottom feeders, and shitty SoundCloud musicians, but because it drives down their visibility and engagement. Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em all.

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11 months

Then go home, you dumb twat.

Ron Filipkowski

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Boebert: “I’m done wasting time. I have 4 boys at home, I have a grandson at home. I would love to spend more time with them. I have put my life on hold to come here and provide results. I’m not here for the political show, the political theater.”

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1 year

@mexic0la_ Oryx is already on it

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@Antibloviator Buffalo Bill gonna show them what pain is if they don't give him Precious back

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1 year

BREAKING NEWS! Military landing in suburban neighbors in Larksper California. Massive military movements being reported in multiple states. Anyone have more info on this, please post below. My contact that sent this video is local military and says it is NOT a drill.

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BREAKING NEWS! Military landing in suburban neighbors in Larksper California. Massive military movements being reported in multiple states. Anyone have more info on this, please post below. My contact that sent this video is local military and says it is NOT a drill.

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|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| | russia is a terrorist state | |＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿| \ (•_•) / \ / —— | | |_ |_

Nic0 🇪🇺🇧🇪🇺🇦

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|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| | russia is a terrorist state | |＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿__| \ (•_•) / \ / —— | | |_ |_

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2 months

For all of you who whine about pineapple on pizza: fuck it all. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

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1 year

Fucking idiots. Russians are the answer to one of the oldest prayers of a warrior: 'God(s) grant me a stupid enemy.'

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2 years

Here we are. The same congressional fuckstains who whine that the US is 'writing Ukraine a blank check with taxpayer money' are also the first in line to vote against a bill that would used seized Russian assets to offset the cost. This tells me that their acts are performative,

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1 year

August 23, 1954. 69 years ago today. (NICE) Lockheed's prototype C-130 takes to the skies for the first time from their plant in Burbank, California. 69 years and still going strong, not obsolete yet. May I be the same way 25 years from now.

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7 months

Proposed replacement for "Live, Laugh, Love"

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10 months

@cjk_tn Seriously, none of you put this two and two together?

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1 year

Who didn't see this coming?

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The core of the Meat Cube

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Reminder: block all advertisers

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I'm #8

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9 months

Maybe next time try not attacking US forces. Then Spooky won't give you a 105mm enema.

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Funeral of eight Popular Mobilization Forces members killed in a US airstrike yesterday. The crowd chants America is the great satan.

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The last two pictures I took of Marlie, on Saturday. She's been missing since 5 Monday morning. Never been gone this long, not in the eight years she's been part of my life. I'm worried she got snapped up by an owl. Damn it all. 😭

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@robertamsterdam Get your facts straight before opening your suck. Ukraine has only taken action against the Moscow Patriarchate, not the Kyiv Patriarchate. The Moscow Patriarchate is thoroughly penetrated by the Russian government, they've been caught multiple times serving Russian interests.

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6 months

This 'rebuttal' brought to you by Xanax and Franzia. She's been hitting the Cardboardeaux pretty hard tonight by the look of it.

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wtf is this? 😬

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@mexic0la_ Ukrainian command posts: now with more goose! 🤣

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1 year

Seeing a bunch of Fellas get snookered by this (rather excellent) parody acct. 😂

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This one is for the 'childless cat ladies'

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5 months

I desperately need to stop saying something is the dumbest fucking hot take I've ever seen. Every time I do, within days someone exceeds it. This mouth-breather, for example.