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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

3 years

Why is it always - I like you And not Tumse milke Dil ka hai jo baal Kya Kahe, Ho gaya hai Kaisa yeh Kamaal Kya Kahe

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Anjali Lal

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2 years

Boyfriend-as-a-service

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Anjali Lal

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6 months

Dheere dheere samajh aa raha hai ki paisa kamaane wala family member emotionally unavailable kyu hota hai

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Anjali Lal

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5 months

Bangalore is not going to be liveable in next 5 years. Just like Delhi isn't now. Folks, which city we all planning to go to and make unliveable next?

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Anjali Lal

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4 months

One of the biggest false belief we working class professionals have is we are earning quite well. Unless you are generationally wealthy, you are not. The lifestyle upgrade of being able to hire house help, ordering from Swiggy, gives us that illusion.

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Anjali Lal

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6 months

How Indians choose colleges Look at rankings Look at professions that pay highest Select How Europeans choose colleges What do I want to do in life Which is the college most nearby that will offer this course Select

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Anjali Lal

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2 years

First generational kids entering Tier 1 colleges through sheer hard work earning well thinking they have broken class shackles by earning six-figure salaries get reminded of everything they lack when they decide to buy a house decide to marry decide to study abroad

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

4 months

All I can see is someone who did MBA in 2006 has an old enough adult daughter who tweets. 🫨🫨🫨

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4 months

mere dad ka linkedin dekh kar humble hojati hu 😄😄😄

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

3 years

Used it right

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

8 months

The lack of dating culture in India means that some people are taking love lessons @ 40 that they should have learnt in 20s. Loads of people on Twitter saying invest in your career upfront, very few advising - invest in your love life also upfront.

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Anjali Lal

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5 months

Can this girl please sue Bombay Shaving for using her name and context without her consent?

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Anjali Lal

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3 years

Flirting idea : Take his hand in yours and ask him to explain to you 'Startup ecosystem'

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

3 years

It's so difficult to buy gifts for guys. What do they even like except startups, crypto and their ex?

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Anjali Lal

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2 years

I didn't think highly of the Natu Natu song earlier but after I revisited the song post their Golden Globe awards win, I realise I don't even think highly of Golden Globe.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

9 months

Every person I am talking to is warning against any career move to Europe or Idk if I am talking to very ambitious people. A person even called it 'Dead economy which will never resurrect'

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

7 months

No company caters to a small market except for India where few communities hold the majority of wealth . Free market casteism bhi dekh liya.

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7 months

India has the largest percentage of vegetarians in the world, and one of the most important feedback we’ve gotten from them is that they are very particular about how their food is cooked, and how their food is handled.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

2 years

Sri sant Salman Khan ji keh Gaye Jaaye jaaye Ek baar jo jaaye Jawaani fir na aaye

Ishan Sharma

@Ishansharma7390

2 years

When my friends went to the theatres to watch movies, I was busy coding a flappy bird AI.🤯 When my batchmates were going to the nearby beach and getting drunk, I was learning how money and the banking system works. (1/n)

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

4 months

One week of deleting Swiggy from phone (No ordering in + instant delivery) If I need groceries, I need to go and buy from store. If I want to eat, either cook or physically go out and eat. I feel better and lighter day to day. Good change.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

1 year

Finding good people in life is tough. People who are kind, smart, courageous and ethical are not many in numbers whether it is for dating or for work or being friends with. Thus, learning to be alone for years till such people come along is not easy which is why most people

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

6 months

Lately, I am constantly meeting people whose privilege, lack of responsibilities, educational pedigree and their parents giving them way too much optionality in life - has paralysed them and they seem absolutely confused and almost depressed about life.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

2 years

On some days, self care looks like

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

4 months

The moment you will sit down and do calculations of your retirement corpus, house, kids (If you plan to have them), you will realise even those six figure salaries are lacking. The inflation is driven by Black money in India making things unaffordable even for top earners.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

5 months

@shreyacasmalert Have lived 20+ years in Delhi NCR. Still have home in Gurgaon. Not being able to breathe and crime against women are more than enough reasons but I could list more.

Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

5 months

@sukrantluthra @Narendra_ganiga Can't breathe during winters. Can't roam outside without being oggled at. Rude people. Water problems in addition to all that.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

4 months

Met someone who has never dated anyone tell her checklist of what she wants in a person. Truly sounded like a teenager's wishlist. Not dating ever keeps one tied to the movies mindset of dating.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

6 months

Age 19 - Wanna build something that changes the world Age 30 - Boring business banana hai

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

2 months

Ranbir asks Alia to not talk loudly all the time - OMG! Toxic. Katrina tells Vicky that his fashion sense sucks and to upgrade his clothes - OMG! Couples goals. Men written by women. 😍 I am no RK fan but people are really seeing what they want to see.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

5 months

It is okay to admit that some things are best enjoyed at certain ages. And if you missed it, it is okay to accept that too. But the constant telling yourself - there is no age for it - can be a lie. Don't do that to yourself.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

2 years

You date an amazing guy. How do you know if you should commit? What if there are better guys out there? But, if you breakup and then next set of guys you meet are not half as good? How to decide? Algorithms can help you and the magic number is 37%.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

2 years

We have a winner

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

3 years

Me telling my parents I might want to go abroad to study/work especially in a Scandavian country My parents the very next day : Yeh ladka dekha hai humne, humari hi caste hai, Norway mein rehta hai. 😭😭 #youcantmakethisup

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

1 year

The fact that some men are getting paid for saying women are stupid to find India dangerous and we are all engaging with his posts and giving him those dollars is heights of unawareness. Attention economy just became even more real with the payouts. If you don't mute some of

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

3 years

I don't understand the gold-digger critique As a rational human, in a capitalist world, all things considered equal, why should one not date/marry someone who has more wealth than someone who doesn't? It is just logic.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

5 months

@framesbymojo Mumbai has never looked liveable to me.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

6 months

When you can't find product market fit so you pivot the model

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

4 months

Doing an honest assessment of your financial goals is extremely important EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT EARNING MUCH RIGHT NOW. ^ Read this twice. You need to have an idea of the financial gap in your life so that you realistically assess risk and reward wrt to it.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

3 years

Probably had the best interview of my entire life yesterday. This person told me we will have a 1 vs 1 question format. As in I ask a question and then he asks a question because he truly believes interviews are two way conversations. So very rare to see this.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

2 years

Why do all techbros want to farm? Kitchen gardening karlo bhai. If it is good enough for Sachin Tendulkar and Preity Zinta then it is good enough for you. Har cheez ko scale pe karne ki zarurat nahi hai.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

2 years

Women saying SRK's on-screen romance is the best. He is so wholesome. Meanwhile SRK's romance. 1. Jealous of wife's childhood friend for no reason and divorcing her without explaining to her why

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

2 years

You are not smarter than other people. You just happen to be born in a time that rewards the career and the skill you happen to be good at. Had it been some other time, this might not have been the case.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

2 years

That's why all female protagonist in Jane Austen novels knew the only real to change the financial trajectory of your life is to marry a man who has thousands in income every years.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

2 years

This is also why the director of Parasite had clarified that the ending of the movie is a dream and not real. In reality, the protagonist can never afford that house and it would need atleast 7 generations of his family to reach the income level of buying that house.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

7 months

If your parents had a govt job with a stable income, you were already richer than most in India so dont do your poverty RR.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

2 years

Does not mean they arent privileged though. Privileged poor as they are called in US.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

5 months

@Narendra_ganiga I am literally from Gurgaon and calling it unliveable😣😣

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

5 months

The most graceful exit I have ever seen. Also, no one left behind. The kind of person one would want to work with.

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It's a wrap at @nintee_official

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Anjali Lal

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2 years

I think people will be a lot happier if they just embrace and accept that being cringe is fun instead of wishing to be 'sophisticated' and 'polished' all the time.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

2 years

Also that is why Elizabeth was revolutionary because she rejected a man who made 10k a year because she demanded to be respect. It is not a small thing to do.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

1 year

It's odd that western countries have normalised living independently without your parents to an extent that even urban Indian young crowd says it's 'weird' to want to live with your parents. If your parents are toxic/destroy mental health then yes it makes sense.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

19 days

In other news, moved to Seattle to pursue Business studies at University of Washington. Didn't click a pic of myself all suited (as is the tradition) cuz I hate that. If you're around, feel free to DM to catch up.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

4 months

Or atleast you realise that your financial reality is far from what you think!

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

3 years

Unpopular opinion : Dating someone who is 'looking to fall in love' can sometimes be very very problematic. They have an ideal and the love the idea of being in love which will never match to any reality. Some problems you might face with such people

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

2 years

Hi peeps, If you or someone you know is preparing for interviews for MBAs and are unable to afford mock interview packages, I would like to help by taking your mock interview for no charge. I have recently been on panel for actual admission interviews of my college

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

2 years

After a certain point, the most important attractive thing you look for in a person is whether or not they are good for your mental health.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

4 months

How are Bengali parents so liberal??(By Indian standards) Have so many female Bengali friends and they have much more freedom especially in terms of relationships. Great stuff.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

2 years

Confession: When I was a teenager, I used to feel the woman dressed in Indian clothes in a panel won't be the smartest one. Today, I am gonna be on one such panel and going to be dressed in Indian. I rarely wear western formals. Just happy to break out of this stereotype.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

6 months

@vig_writes Kamaane lago and family ki responsibility lo toh Pata chal jaata hai kyu

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

2 years

Every viral tweet with it brings to you - One creep in your DM who doesn't understand boundaries - One sanghi who believes the world is a conspiracy against his desh - 'Hi dear' - One person who doesn't understand any of your tweets but still finds faults with each one

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

1 year

What dating early risers is like!

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

3 years

Feel like my dream job is to read books and summarise them for people and make them see how gorgeous the book and its contents and how it connects to what is going on with the world. Any rich people who don't have time to read want to employ me?

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

6 months

Can someone explain the rationale behind this? 😵‍💫😵‍💫

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

2 years

I don't know who needs to hear this. But dating looks difficult on the internet because people who are going through problems or find it difficult talk about it most. Low-drama, happy people are busy living their lives and not talking about it.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

1 year

Where is the support group for elder siblings figuring out life on their own with no one to guide us whatsoever? 😥

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

3 years

Idk who needs to hear this But perhaps that person is not boring but peaceful and you are just addicted to chaos as proxy for energy.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

4 years

@gauravmunjal Live communities don't have the depth that books have written by people after spending a decade working on something unlike some live communities where people after a year working on something start giving gyaan like they have seen it all. Depth should be taken care of.

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Anjali Lal

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4 months

@barbi3era Awesome! :) It is not easy to do an MBA after having a kid. Not even that common Kudos to him and your mum and family who supported him through that!

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

5 months

@Ajain112 Insta pe toh sab Keh rahe hai ki status products are bought by middle class who wanna appear rich and not real rich.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

7 months

It's like me from the past who didn't allow herself to enjoy anything till I had achieved something. Such a wasted sad part of my life. Your happiness does not have to depend on your LPA at all.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

5 months

I had not thought this would be my takeaway but here we go

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Love how Delhiites try to justify how Delhi is safe for women and pollution isn’t a real problem Lmao

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

5 months

Oh wow. 😂

IIT-Madras alum says Delhi is not liveable, adds Bengaluru is next. X post sparks debate

From agreeing with the IIT-Madras alum about Delhi not being livable and Bengaluru heading the same way to calling her wrong, people shared various reactions.

www.hindustantimes.com

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

2 years

A year of meeting this guy for the first time and liking him from our very first interaction. And then clicking this pic on our second meeting and first date Makes my everyday more special with his care, kidness and poor jokes ❤️ Time flies.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

4 months

@betterluckthis No. I don't think everyone needs to create generational wealth. In fact some can lose a lot in that pursuit. A better path for some could be filling up those financial gaps in their life with jobs with lower risk. Reward without assessing risk is meaningless.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

5 months

@jerremee But but Indore.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

4 years

@KaranRBeghi @naval Exactly. Few of us realise we keep jumping from one escape to another all the time and are so addicted to it.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

9 months

Peoples Please don't get offended by me. I am no one to pass these judgements. I just met 4-5 people back to back (living or lived there) who said it. Thus I wanted to understand. I have a lot of love for Europe and has been a dream destination since I can remember 😭😭

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

2 years

@enterinvestor You get whatever is available for free not what you'd like.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

2 years

Happy Father's Day to Phil Dunphy who has absolutely set a new standard on what a warm, fun-loving, sensitive and emotionally available dad looks like.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

6 months

Social Mobility stats in India - "It would take 7 generations for a member of a poor family to achieve average income." This is exactly why i call BS on free-market argument when it comes to social mobility. It does not allow catch-up cuz it rewards compounding of wealth.

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most of the successful people in world are successful because of privilege. these are from the top 30% who hold 97% of the total world wealth. the rest 70% have no real chance of achieving anything significant, no matter how hard they work. survivorship bias keeps the illusion.

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Anjali Lal

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@sukrantluthra @Narendra_ganiga Can't breathe during winters. Can't roam outside without being oggled at. Rude people. Water problems in addition to all that.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

5 months

@kalingaddynasty It was always unliveable for me. :D

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

2 years

When 80-90% people including fund managers don't beat indexes then why do individuals put so much energy into picking individual stocks?

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

2 months

Saying goodbye to the most beautiful home (which I decorated myself 😭😭) 🩵🩵 I was lucky to have what I wanted. It has been a privilege to live in this home. Uncountable laughter,crying and Bollywood music and peace.

Anjali Lal

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Going to be leaving Bangalore in some days. I got a lot from this city. A part of my heart will live here forever.

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Anjali Lal

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5 months

You know the thing about parenthood? I am seeing loads of people post - Until you see experience it you won't it. You know the problem is, unhappy parents never speak up in public. They just secretly resent their life. You have to smell it in them.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

2 months

Going to be leaving Bangalore in some days. I got a lot from this city. A part of my heart will live here forever.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

2 years

A lot of companies neither overhire and overpay during frenzies nor layoff due to minor revenue slowdown projections. Somebody should make a list of such companies with sustainable practices. 'Boring but sustainable' companies list.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

6 months

This guy on Shark Tank said it costs brands just 40 INR more to make clothes from bio waste but they charge 2X to customers because they run marketing campaigns. Sustainability fashion brands are a sham.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

1 year

Time for Indian Matchmaking S3 commentary cuz why not? What's up with Vikash? Defies every Brahmin practice but wants a Brahmin girl. Instant 🚩 and hypocrite.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

3 years

Arrange marriages are scary. What if you find out later he writes threads?

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

2 years

But the club isn't the best place to find a lover so the bar is where I go? Hmmn.

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guy who thinks arranged marriage is unnatural while seeking his soulmate in a bar

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Anjali Lal

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3 years

I love meeting folks my age who have given up on career ladders. Mind you, they are earning very very well but they aren't optimising for social constructs like promotions.

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Anjali Lal

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2 years

If your guy doesn't look at the way you look at Salman Khan in his 90's movies then sis what is even the point?

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Anjali Lal

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4 years

@rahulpriyadars You mean BITSians who didn't get Bain shortlist? :p

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Anjali Lal

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2 years

Happy to date anyone except people who are content creators and use their partners in their content strategy because they have nothing interesting to say to the world.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

3 years

Relationship in your 20s is overrated. Meeting different people on brunch dates is underrated.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

3 years

Why does society never ask the difficult but the actually important questions?? Yeh shaadiyo mein Maggi kyu nahi milta?

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

2 years

Unpopular opinion: In some roles, freshers should NOT start their careers with early-stage start-ups. When you are new you kind of suck at your job and are learning. A start-up has no bandwidth to absorb those mistakes and provide mentorship Caveat: Depends on role and culture

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Anjali Lal

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6 months

I may look normal but inside I think about how Complan and Horlicks fooled an entire generation of Indians and built multi-millions brands.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

2 years

From dating the biggest fuckbois of my college to being with the one of the best if not the best person I met from there (and, in general) after 4 years out of college, life has come full circle.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

2 years

Hustle is all fun and games till you meet someone who did not hustle like you and still achieved more than you. Rest is like sharpening axe. Quiet undervalued.

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Anjali Lal

@AnjaliLal14

6 months

People always focus on his critique of engineer-turned-banker but his real critique is that Suhas looks at EVERYTHING like that and he does not sincerely like Pia, which was valid.

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I used to think this was funny (and it still is), but now I feel like most people would be blackpilled significantly by rewatching 3 idiots. Or maybe not. Who knows ?

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Anjali Lal

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3 years

Companies should realistically have waitlists of their jobs and notify candidates With so much drops, it only makes sense. Otherwise, companies are forced to start interview process from scratch when someone drops + this allows better communication of acceptance and rejection

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