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David DeWeil

@daviddeweil

7 years

Oh you love your mom? Name three of her albums

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David DeWeil

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8 years

Accidentally wore an oversized shirt and now I'm the social chair of a sorority

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David DeWeil

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5 years

Pastor: now turn and greet the person next to you Me:

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David DeWeil

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5 years

Unfortunately my kids won't be able to attend college because I bought a cup of soup and half a sandwich at Panera

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David DeWeil

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5 years

Columbia SC on the Congaree river 😍

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David DeWeil

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1 year

What greek life mixer is this

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David DeWeil

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4 years

Shoutout to thanksgiving sides doing all the work while turkey gets the credit on the group project

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David DeWeil

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2 years

Mr. Biden what is your plan to forgive my debt to Tom Nook

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David DeWeil

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6 years

To think that God planned this before the foundation of the world

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Everything that has happened since the dawn of mankind has been leading to this

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David DeWeil

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4 years

My new favorite thing is asking my class to share a boring fact about themselves (way too much pressure to share an interesting fact). Today I shared I don’t like mayo on sandwiches. One student puts both socks on before putting on shoes. Another eats a pound of turkey each day.

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David DeWeil

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3 years

No, this is a South Carolina interstate

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3 years

Only in Britain would a road look like this.

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David DeWeil

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4 years

The person who scoops the Five Guys fries into the bag should be in charge of the vaccine distribution

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David DeWeil

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7 years

Unfortunately my kids won't be able to attend college because I bought something at Whole Foods

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David DeWeil

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3 years

Can’t wait for the Carolina Clemson game. Just all of us together in the stands crying

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David DeWeil

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6 years

*driving through five points* My daughter: the lights look so pretty. I bet that’s why college students like hanging out here Me: yes, yes that’s exactly why

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David DeWeil

@daviddeweil

3 years

My thoughts are with the Target on Garners Ferry Road

University of South Carolina Housing

@UofSCHousing

3 years

That Move-In Sunday feeling! #uofscmovein #uofsc #homeishere #UofSCROTY21

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David DeWeil

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8 years

SC governor: A strong hurricane will hit South Caroli.. football fans: WHAT ABOUT THE USC GEORGIA GAME

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David DeWeil

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23 days

Thoughts and prayers with the Target on Garners Ferry Road

University of South Carolina

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Time to come HOME 🫶 Happy move-in day, @uofscstudents !

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David DeWeil

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4 years

Oh you love your dad? What’s his favorite thermostat setting

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David DeWeil

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7 years

Sorry I'm running a few hours behind I used the chip reader at the grocery store

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David DeWeil

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5 years

Definitely not at the USC/Florida game

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Where’s the Whistleblower?

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David DeWeil

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4 years

The show villain The actual villain

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David DeWeil

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7 years

I Saw Mommy Asking Santa Why He Didn’t Put His Dishes In The Dishwasher

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David DeWeil

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4 years

What is Biden’s plan for the South Carolina head football coaching search

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David DeWeil

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1 month

Our stadium atmosphere is undefeated #RivalsInRed

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David DeWeil

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6 years

ladies, if he: -is hot -also has a bunch of hot friends -smells good -is tall and thin -makes you feel good he's not your man, he's a large order of McDonald's fries

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David DeWeil

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5 years

As older USC students know, it's about that time for our annual fall weather event

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David DeWeil

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8 years

JoJo: I love you Ben: I love you too Starbucks barista: here's your latte sir Ben: thanks. I love you too

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David DeWeil

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8 years

If you say "thank you" in a forest and no one is around to hear it will a Chick-fil-A employee still say "my pleasure"

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David DeWeil

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1 year

The USC Clemson game is just going to be all of us in the stands crying

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David DeWeil

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9 years

If I was a king I'd buy my wife like two shirts from Anthropologie

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David DeWeil

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3 years

Winner of the South Carolina/North Carolina game gets South of the Border

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David DeWeil

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2 months

You can’t beat this view from the Lizards Thicket on Elmwood in downtown Columbia

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David DeWeil

@daviddeweil

2 years

My thoughts are with the Target on Garners Ferry Road

University of South Carolina Housing

@UofSCHousing

2 years

Today’s move-in is going a little something like this! 🎉 #uofsc #homeishere #welcomehome #uofsc26

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David DeWeil

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7 years

Before coffee did people just die

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David DeWeil

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8 years

It's snowing in South Carolina so don't forget to mark yourself safe on Facebook

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David DeWeil

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4 years

Y’all please check on your extroverted friends

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David DeWeil

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10 years

Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your CVS receipt.

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David DeWeil

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7 years

Me: do you think it's possible to ever get over what Grey's Anatomy did to McDreamy? Interviewer: um...I meant any questions about the job

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David DeWeil

@daviddeweil

1 year

Thoughts and prayers with the Target on Garners Ferry

University of South Carolina Housing

@UofSCHousing

1 year

Can’t wait to see all of you Gamecocks at Move-In!!! 🤙🎉 #countdowntomovein

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David DeWeil

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2 years

Dawn Staley continues to be the best thing to happen to our university

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David DeWeil

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7 years

What an incredible combo takedown #NationalRoastDay

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David DeWeil

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4 years

nobody: cicadas in the south:

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David DeWeil

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6 years

THEY MADE SOME MOVIES ABOUT THIS AND IT DOESNT END WELL FOR US

Entrepreneur

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9 years

Scientists Say They Can Recreate Living Dinosaurs Within the Next 5 Years http://t.co/NCHlCVx8ad by @Geoff_Weiss http://t.co/4vk36Xa13Y

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David DeWeil

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4 years

It’s Saturday night at Williams Brice stadium. Sandstorm is playing. The air is cool. It’s the 4th quarter. Taking a knee to secure a win over Tennessee. Some guy in the student section has tied all the rally towels together and is waving it around. Life is good.

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David DeWeil

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5 years

With instagram being down I feel really bad for people on vacations because what’s the point now you know?

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David DeWeil

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4 years

Welcome home coach Beamer

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David DeWeil

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2 years

Just a few more weeks until I spend the entire Saturday happy or sad depending on the outcome of a football game

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David DeWeil

@daviddeweil

5 years

yeah I'd like to see a tornado try to make it up that bull st hill good luck

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David DeWeil

@daviddeweil

7 years

I just drove through the Chick-fil-A parking lot and asked these two dudes if they work at Chick-fil-A they said yes I said oh yeah then thank you they said my pleasure i said dang you rlly do work at Chick-fil-A

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David DeWeil

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6 years

Just had to teach a student how to use a landline phone and now I'm off to celebrate my 103rd birthday with a hardcopy of a newspaper and a package of Werther's Originals

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David DeWeil

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7 years

As older USC students know, it's about that time for our annual fall weather event

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7 years

#Irma 11am: growing concern #VirginIslands & PuertoRico. 1/2 Bahamas now in forecast cone. Cone likely be extended into SE U.S. Mon PM

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David DeWeil

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1 year

This view from the dominos pizza on south main st in columbia sc 😍

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David DeWeil

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6 years

When I was your age we didn’t have a full service chickfila on campus

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David DeWeil

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3 years

UofSC students deserved some snow. Imagine sledding down the bull st hill and hoping for the best

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David DeWeil

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5 years

Keira Knightley walking into a room full of other people auditioning for the main role in a period drama

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David DeWeil

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4 years

I Saw Mommy Asking Santa Why He Put The Big Pot In The Dishwasher When It Should Be Washed By Hand

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David DeWeil

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6 years

I’ll never forget where I was when classes were cancelled and then uncancelled

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David DeWeil

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6 years

“You miss a 100% of the shots you do take” -Houston Rockets

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David DeWeil

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10 years

Imagine being at the point where you're commenting on a YouTube video

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David DeWeil

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2 years

Your football team is number 1. Our international business school is number 1. We are not the same

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David DeWeil

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9 years

Just had my first pumpkin spice latte of the year and all the sudden I'm a big to two sorority sisters

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David DeWeil

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4 years

Since we’re doing online summer orientation i want to make sure you get the same experience as being on campus, so find a brick and set it on the ground, imagine you’re on the horseshoe, and then trip over it

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David DeWeil

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6 years

My son’s 4th birthday is today. I think. He doesn't have a Facebook account so I'm not quite sure

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David DeWeil

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6 months

Kamilla Cardoso bodied someone to the ground and hit a game winning 3. Give her the MVP

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David DeWeil

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7 years

College is the best time of your life because after that it's all just emails

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David DeWeil

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6 years

I wish I had the confidence of a campus squirrel

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David DeWeil

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5 years

Fall semester starting in 3 weeks so everything is right on schedule

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NHC is monitoring a tropical wave over the eastern Atlantic that could become a tropical depression over the weekend several hundred miles east of the Lesser Antilles. Full outlook:

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David DeWeil

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5 years

It’s pronounced pecan not pecan

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David DeWeil

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2 years

If we lose today I’ll pretend like the game never happened. If we win I’ll watch the highlights on YouTube every day for the entire year

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David DeWeil

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2 years

This dad is set to max stats

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David DeWeil

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6 years

USC seniors should get an honors stole or something at graduation for all these natural disasters they’ve been through

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David DeWeil

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11 years

At some point in my life being in bed before 10pm transitioned from lame to amazing.

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David DeWeil

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3 years

Doesn’t matter who wins tonight they won’t be Duke Mayo Bowl champs

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David DeWeil

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5 years

that's the reflecting pool in front of thomas cooper library at @UofSC 😍

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where is this located? omg

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5 years

Huh what’s that there

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David DeWeil

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10 years

Reminder for Mother's Day: Your mom is not on Twitter.

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David DeWeil

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10 years

Thoughts are with the college students whose room got turned into the craft room and/or home office

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David DeWeil

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4 years

Me on the scale after thanksgiving

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STOP THE COUNT!

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David DeWeil

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10 years

If The Bachelor was realistic they'd ask each other where they want to go out to eat and then never make a decision.

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David DeWeil

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10 years

If a chip breaks in the salsa you better believe I'm going back in after my fallen hero.

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David DeWeil

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6 years

The best way to prepare for parenthood is to get comfortable and then immediately get up

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David DeWeil

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3 years

‘Twas the week before Christmas and all through the house the AC was running because this is the south

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David DeWeil

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5 years

A student emailed me asking for Chinese takeout recommendations and this is exactly why I love working at a university where I can use my talents

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David DeWeil

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5 years

I am a: ⚪️ guy ⚪️ girl 🔘 dad Looking for: ⚪️ guy ⚪️ girl 🔘 whoever adjusted the thermostat

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David DeWeil

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3 years

Tom Brady retired without ever beating the South Carolina Gamecocks 😤

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David DeWeil

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5 years

You’ll never be as lonely as a Tuesday class before thanksgiving break

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David DeWeil

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4 years

@BarstoolUofSC Sorry I’m late, there was a train

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David DeWeil

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6 years

I have ⚪️A high school degree ⚪️A bachelors degree ⚪️ A masters degree 🔘Flaws. What are they? I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car.

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David DeWeil

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No matter what happens today we still have the nation’s number 1 ranked international business school!

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