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@Mxlo_M_
Melo
4 months
Girls with that mzabalazo hairstyle 🥹 🧎
@lih1umile
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4 months
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Melo
7 months
Can’t wait for the day they tell us they don’t attend these classes for men
@Justbrownx
George Brown🌚🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
7 months
“Learn how to ride class” is crazy ngl. 😭
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Melo
1 year
My man is a victim but everyone is mad at him and comforting the lady 😭😭😭😭
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Melo
1 year
They literally said ‘she might have cheated but you’re out of line for bringing it up’😭😭😭😭
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Melo
26 days
They are no longer predators preying on young vulnerable women now? Interesting
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Melo
1 year
@Vhoyde Yeah and instead of acknowledging it now, they are calling the men in the video losers
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Melo
8 months
Women are hilarious, man. This girl has a mate of mine sending her money for her birthday and buying her all sorts of gifts but at the end of it all she doesn’t see him as the type of guy she wants. The nigga she likes isn’t forking out even a cent but she can’t stop seeing him⚰️
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@Mxlo_M_
Melo
10 months
Aren’t you fat too?
@ThubelaKamo
Kamo Thubela🥂🤍
10 months
Cause he’s a fat boy who’s not appealing in the eye so he kinda lashes out to every women, you know
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@Mxlo_M_
Melo
11 months
There’s no winning as a guy if you bring your personal issues here. Just work on things outside of this app and come back when you’re good
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Melo
11 months
I knew women on here just be saying anything when they said a guy asking them to come over to his place on the first date is creepy and unsafe but a random stranger flying them over and taking them on vacation is totally normal and should be encouraged.
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Melo
9 months
The drive back home after you decide to pay your girlfriend a “surprise visit”
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@Mxlo_M_
Melo
10 months
Why do u think the cosmetics industry is striving? Ofcourse they know
@champaignerizz
ChampagneDaddy🍾
10 months
Can huns tell when they are ugly??coz they all think they are beautiful ey🤦🏽‍♂️😂
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@Mxlo_M_
Melo
11 months
When women know you as the broke guy so they never even think about asking you for money >>>
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@Mxlo_M_
Melo
10 months
When you thought she’s the one, but then her ex decides to activate his buy back clause
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Melo
7 months
You married your mother?
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Melo
8 months
Today is probably the worst day of my life. I’ve had to end a 3 year relationship with my girlfriend. She’s chosen to focus on her family and her husband. My heart is in pieces
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@Mxlo_M_
Melo
2 months
Most of the women on here date known criminals and thugs because of money and the opportunity to pose in an expensive car for Instagram photos and the latest iPhone. The minute the thug acts like the thug he is, they come here and act like victims trying to gain sympathy
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@Mxlo_M_
Melo
21 days
If you want to go to jail as a guy, follow this crap advice
@LJones0702
LoveJones0702
22 days
Men really are learning how we flirt with our eyes. So please don’t play dumb fellas. lol If we lock eyes and we don’t turn our heads and I give you a smile. That’s a green light 😭
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@Mxlo_M_
Melo
11 months
There are better ways surely
@iaintdeadchillx
Courtney, duh
11 months
Test me in a relationship and I’m getting a train ran on me.
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Melo
8 months
She’s not even broke or anything. She just enjoys having this guy chase after her while she knows he can never have her. Sad stuff
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Melo
11 months
The people who say “fear men” and talk about how scary SAn men are, on this app, are meeting strangers with catfish accounts from IG for money? What happened to the human trafficking stats and not meeting men because they are dangerous?
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Melo
10 months
As I grow older I realize how important it is to be a reliable human being. It’s one of the most fundamental characteristics needed when building meaningful relationships. Non-intimate and intimate ones.
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Melo
9 months
That lady tried to kiss Siya Kolisi against his will and the whole app laughed instead of call it what it is. Harassment
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Melo
12 days
I will never understand this app. People think being mean has a limit. If you make fun of one thing, you cannot then say there are things that are off limits. What are those limits based on? Everything you make fun of is offensive/mean to someone. Rather keep quiet
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@Mxlo_M_
Melo
1 year
You meant prostitutes instead of women, right?
@OloriOfOloris
Olori🍒
1 year
Women, how do you bill your men(bf, sneaky link, talking stage, fwb)? I want to know the tactics.
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Melo
1 year
There’s nothing like a strict gf. It’s just niggas doing everything to appease a beautiful woman because they are afraid to lose her
@Vhoyde
Null
1 year
Strict girlfriends? That's a real thing? I always thought it's dudes using their woman as an excuse.
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Melo
10 months
The reason you guys get angry when someone calls you fat is because you associate being fat with ugliness.
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Melo
11 months
It’s very easy to see someone who is insecure and a loser. They always try to use their education to shit on others. When that fails their next thing is boasting about having a bit of money or women that tolerate them because of that money. That nigga is one of them
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Melo
10 months
Most corporate workplaces are just a recipe for disaster. You put intelligent individuals of the opposite sex who are experts in their respective fields together during their prime years for 8hrs a day. Then expect them not to want each other thus causing issues? Lmfaoooo
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Melo
10 days
My girl was out here asking me to pay her a salary and also pay for her funeral policy because she was inspired by these prostitutes. Now it makes sense 💔
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Melo
1 year
Every weekend
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Melo
11 months
Me after watching my friends get finessed by women for money favours while they completely ignore me because ‘I’m stingy’
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Melo
11 months
Yes. A broken family
@_Percyval
Percyval
11 months
Do you think you can build a family with a woman that celebrates her birthday at the club?
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Melo
1 month
Women are something else. What do you mean you want to be celibate and wait for marriage just because you’re dating me now? After giving all the guys before me a taste. Kahle wena
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Melo
8 months
People are hilarious, man. How do u not even try to hide the fact that you want to be back in my life because you think I’m making a bit of money now? This woman went from “congratulations on the new job” to “let’s get back together” so fast, after ghosting for 2 months lmfaoooo
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Melo
2 months
Women have no faults so they can’t be held accountable for anything. Everything is out of their control. I thought we all know this
@Vhoyde
Null
2 months
Y'all will never make a dent in the crime in this country as long as y'all are hard on criminals but soft on the women who fuck them. A man can weather anything as long as he has a woman to fuck
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7 months
???
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Melo
10 months
When they mention “communication” it means they’ll be saying something and you have to agree with it and take it despite how they say it
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Melo
11 months
Abusive women are still going to finish niggas because there’s no winning as a guy in a toxic relationship. She slaps you, you can’t retaliate. You go and report her, she’ll tell the world you started it and that she has mental issues. The only way you’ll get justice is in death
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Melo
9 months
According to this app: Disagreeing with women = being wrong = hating women = wanting to harm women Disagreeing with men = being right = being objective = loving women
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Melo
11 months
Get ready for them to now say “she might have lied but it’s still funny how men reacted when asked to help a black woman”🤣🤣
@OfficialFBMA
Faithful Black Men Association
11 months
Uhhh ohhh white women are involved now.. it’s going to get ugly here soon.
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Melo
6 months
Why are people posting pictures of their kids this easily to a stranger on the internet???
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Melo
12 days
Women who tolerate toxic behaviour and cheating from their rich boyfriends are acting surprised because a married woman didn’t leave her MARRIAGE. You’re not even married to your boyfriend who cheats on you every weekend yet you want people to end their marriage. Such a funny app
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1 year
I’ll say it again. Be very skeptical of people who always preach about how virtuous they are instead of letting their actions do the talking. That goes for every kind of person. Those who claim to be nice, kind, respectful to women etc. They are most likely frauds
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Melo
1 year
Get yourself a girl with little or no male figures in her life. Perfect conditions to thrive as an unfaithful boyfriend.
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Melo
1 year
You’ll never truly enjoy life if you're always worried that everyone is secretly out to get you. Friends and family will suddenly become enemies too. You just have to live life and forget about things you can’t control.
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Melo
7 days
There’s no future you can build with that woman who was out all weekend. Let her go
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Melo
10 months
Twitter mean girls are complaining about this app being horrible and the people on it being horrible as well. I don’t know what happened but I’ll take a guess and say someone they like is getting cooked and they hate that
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Melo
10 months
Most people who do that don’t have father figures in their lives
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Melo
15 days
The biggest mistake was calling them escorts and sex workers, not prostitutes. Now they think their voice matters
@nypost
New York Post
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Escort reveals ‘so many husbands’ are bad in bed: ‘How are their wives putting up with this?’
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Melo
9 months
Could have done with not seeing that face but I’ll take it 🤝🏾
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Melo
1 year
That pussy phat lady was right
@miabassey1
Mia Bassey🧘🏽‍♀️✨
1 year
me 🤝🏽 cute gym fits
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Melo
10 months
“appealing in the eye” “lashes out to every women” Angie you will pay for what you’ve done to the youth🤞🏾
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Melo
10 months
It genuinely concerns me when I see someone make their romantic relationship their whole personality. If their partner makes them angry, their whole day gets ruined and they can’t function for the whole day. Surely that’s unhealthy
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Melo
10 days
I will never buy the crap about people saying sex work isn’t something to be ashamed of. The same people who say that hide selling their bodies everyday and feel shame once they are outed. If you’re so convinced about the act, then stand firm and do it proudly
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Melo
11 months
I’ve seen Ashley on campus in Hatfield. A man who wears blazers to campus almost everyday can’t be doubling as a man who pays for sex and consumes narcotics
@MduGoat
Verticalpass is a spirit
11 months
I have a theory,I think @Vhoyde was @verticalpass ,he was just running a social experiment on us,just like how @Vhoyde and @AshleyMakgatho is the same person
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Melo
11 months
@MusaTheFuture Still the craziest thing I’ve ever read
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Melo
2 months
Women never reply to these kinds of tweets. I wonder why
@Vhoyde
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2 months
Nigerian niggas will be chilling all day with their AMG next to a small cellphone stall in the most rundown part of the city. Like come on man 😂
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11 months
Women who fight their female friends till their tear each other’s hair out if one of them instigates a fight, are today telling me that if someone hits you first you just walk away and shouldn’t do anything. Lmao yeah right
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Melo
1 year
Imagine if we said the reason niggas are abusive to their partners is because of mental health issues and we should help both parties. This app would come to a standstill
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Melo
11 months
People will come here and tell us about how difficult adulting is and how they are struggling because of loneliness. Then turn around and say staying home as an adult means you’re not ambitious enough lol I’d rather “not be ambitious” while I’m around family and not struggling
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Melo
11 months
Reminds me of this good old meme🤣🤣
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@Vhoyde
Null
11 months
The biggest problem with black people are the black people who believe there's some identity that will exclude them from the trials and tribulations of blackness
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Melo
1 year
I see a lot of women on Twitter claim they would never represent murderers or abusers as attorneys. Nice to see you guys draw the line somewhere beyond dating those same people. I don’t believe it but fair enough
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Melo
7 months
Me when I ask my girl who her favorite player is and she says it’s hard to overlook the unselfishness of Okazaki in that Leicester title winning side
@haidaer__
Nûmèrö Ûñô 🇵🇸
7 months
Just asked her, who her favorite player is and she said illicic before depression 😭😭it’s time for me to leave, someone has cooked there.
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Melo
11 months
Facebook is out of hand bruh…
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11 months
People who can’t say what they actually think on this app because they are afraid of getting canceled who go around the TL calling certain people groupies or disciples make me chuckle. You’re the ones in a cult, that’s why u have to try and shame everyone who disagrees with you
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Melo
10 months
This guy spent 30 minutes telling me about how everyone is smashing around that place. Even the niggas who welcomed me with lectures about avoiding intimate workplace relationships 😭
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Lmfaooooooo
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Melo
11 months
The whites did a number on us by introducing a piece of paper to help us get jobs and hide enslavement. They convinced the so called black intellectuals that they are better now because they now have a university dom pass that will allow them access into their corporate spaces
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Melo
12 days
People are defending racism today because their favorite footballer is the culprit. We’re such a finished generation
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Melo
11 months
Ofcourse this is where they are taking it now…
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Melo
10 months
There are things you shouldn’t post online as you grow older. Your family pics, your kids, your workplace or how much money you have. The internet is a crazy place
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Melo
11 months
You think like a kid and land yourself in dangerous situations then turn around and blame men. This can’t be normal
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Melo
1 year
Funniest thing you’ll see online is people pretending they care about mental health in general when in fact what they mean is that they care about everyone else’s mental health except for men
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10 months
The first thing HR told me when I got to this new job is to avoid workplace relationships and the first nigga I meet tells me to completely ignore all of that because they are f*ck*ng around here lmfaoooo
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10 months
Resilience is one of the most important qualities you can ever have in life. Don’t pray for an easy life but pray for courage and strength so you can cope with the tough times
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Melo
12 days
You see this with people who think making fun of poor people is okay but think making fun of older people or a certain gender is off limits. That makes no sense
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Melo
11 months
She wants you but the only heavy lifting she was willing to do is write a letter then leave everything to you. You still have to pursue her🤣
@ThePeacefulKels
Peaceful Kels
11 months
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Melo
11 months
‘I’m so shocked, he doesn’t look like an abuser’ lmfaoooo how does an abuser look? I feel sorry for unconventionally looking niggas, man
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Melo
1 year
‘I can’t believe you guys are making me agree with this guy’ lmfaoooo shut the hell up man. No one cares about who you agree or disagree with. You’re not that important
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Melo
11 months
What happened to consent? Smh
@tatbaee
tatyana 🐆
11 months
kissing him in his sleep at 3am bc i love him sm
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11 months
“We believe all abuse victims until the victim is a man”
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Melo
11 months
Yet again, black women being used as the faced of some sick stuff
@UltraDane
Dane
11 months
This is happening now: 8 black female ‘artists’ perform theatrical plays at the Festival de Avignon, France, depicting dozens of White babies (dolls) impaled. Why? What's the message? Any guesses?
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Melo
11 months
I will never understand forgiving cheating because you’ll never be happy unless the cheater suddenly becomes an angel and never does any wrong ever
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If you forgive cheating once, you have to forgive it forever because they won't stop and violence will likely happen.
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Melo
10 months
I will never get women claiming they are against fatphobia when it’s directed towards but then call niggas fat every time they get a chance. They are not really against people being made fun of because of their weight, they only hate when it’s done to them.
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Melo
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You guys think you’re celebrities or something. Writing public announcements on here concerning private issues. No one cares🤣
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Melo
11 months
Verticalpass once said he was meeting high ranking officials and visiting people to shut them up. He’s stories were too good. Even convinced niggas to send him DMs so they can start companies. We lost a real one😔
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Melo
11 months
“I’m the rich aunt who never helps with anything at family functions” “I’m a loner who prefers not to spend time around other people” 🤣🤣
@Vhoyde
Null
11 months
The people who don't attend family events and don't speak to their neighbours are shocked that there's no community. No community for you maybe 😂😂
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Melo
11 months
Snowden exposed big corps for how they prey on us and harvest our data then use it to manipulate and alter our personal choices. I feel like we just heard and said ayt then ignored him. Like we don’t actually understand how bad all of that is for everyone
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Melo
1 year
Interesting replies here from people who always preach to us about bigotry, fatphobia and homophobia. A bunch of hypocrites
@hlovo_
Hlovo
1 year
@YouDunnoVusi Some other broer on THAT side of Twitter
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Melo
10 months
Please suffocate me with your thighs. I’m willing to pay good money
@akreana_
Keabetswe🌬
10 months
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Melo
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Niggas who drink Stella and Heineken kill me, man. Do you want to get drunk or not princess??
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Melo
2 months
They’ll tell you you’re a woman hater
@Vhoyde
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2 months
The way y'all are showing concern for that scamming nigga's bitch is why the worst men in the world are never single. Y'all don't hold the women who fuck them accountable. But are always reminding men that their friends are r*pists and all sorts of deviants. Y'all can never
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Melo
11 months
Women keep using the fact that they’re treated like kids to scam the world. The lady who lied about being hit with a brick reminds me of the Black Lives Matter ladies. They are balling using black American’s millions and no one can say anything because women can’t be wrong🤣
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Melo
11 months
How is this something that continues to be celebrated here? This isn’t safe
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Melo
1 year
This isn’t even unpopular. It’s just a fact
@thefootyarena
The Football Arena
1 year
UNPOPULAR OPINION: Di Maria has a better football legacy than Neymar.
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Melo
11 months
Being a father/husband in our parents’ generation was crazy because everything was your problem. Even the issues ur wife was focusing on found a way to you because you’re the head of the family. U could be fighting suicidal thoughts but them kids need school fees and lunch money
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Melo
1 year
Nothing to see here. Just a broke loser tweeting
@moIayide
ℳ.
1 year
if a man with assets is asking for a prenup, you need to have infidelity clauses in there. one million percent.
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Melo
11 months
@badgalsherri I’m not speaking in this space. All these niggas have a twang and I’m out here sounding like a comrade with my English
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Melo
10 months
This is the girl they told me has sex appeal? 🤣
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Melo
11 months
I curse the day this app started treating everyone who puts pronouns and rainbow flags on their bios like some sort of intellectuals and paragons of virtue
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