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@Mwituuu

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H.E.A.D (Hugs, Encouragement, Affection and Devotion)

where the money at?
Joined January 2016
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@Mwituuu
Jeepmunk~Faith
2 years
At this point mapenzi ya Nairobi ikikuonesha dust oga vizuri , shout "anada banger" and keep it moving
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@Mwituuu
Jeepmunk~Faith
9 months
Almost got himself a first degree murder certificate too
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Solange Mbunde
9 months
Babu now has 6 diplomas, 2 masters, 2 undergrad degrees and one honorary doctorate at 34. LMAO
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@Mwituuu
Jeepmunk~Faith
10 months
Hello 🤓
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@osoroKE
Fafa Mukuru
10 months
Women in glasses thread? 🥹 Bless us queens
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@Mwituuu
Jeepmunk~Faith
1 year
Facts😂
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@TheAjibolaGrey
ODINAKA. El Toro.
1 year
Those WhatsApp stories that look like they’ve been screenshot a million times and now unclear are always funny as hell. Nothing funnier in this life🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Mwituuu
Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
This man never misses i honestly believe this is how it was. The bed squeak guy is killing me😂😂😂
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@Mwituuu
Jeepmunk~Faith
2 years
Mnamislead innocent babes wadate Techbros, wavunjwe roho,wawakujie ndio muwapee sympathy mechi. I have seen this con before😂
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@Mwituuu
Jeepmunk~Faith
2 years
My smile>>>>
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Jeepmunk~Faith
2 years
Mnaweka politicians kwa status zenu fr? Ewww
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
My Juja girlies at the back of supermetro at 4am after kukosana with their Rongai boyfriends kwa club on Friday
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@Mwituuu
Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
@onaperc30 Him when he turns 16😂😂😂
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@Mwituuu
Jeepmunk~Faith
2 years
Real💯
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@Mwituuu
Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
Why is someone taking pictures of two consenting adults having sex in their car and sharing them thinking its okay??
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
Ovulation coochie be mad dripping for no reason. Like damn if you don't calm the fuck down ma'am..!
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
Omah Lay poured his heart out in Understand only for Kenyans to go around dancing and vibing like Lil Maina💀 My mans was hurting na tuko huku tukiodi😭😭😭
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Jeepmunk~Faith
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Jeepmunk~Faith
4 years
I done did it y'all 🥺😭 Bsc statistics in the baag!!👩🏿‍🎓 #JKUATPAUGrad2020
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@Mwituuu
Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
Merry Christmas ho ho hos😌
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
@Tyreeck_112 Man switched to Sir savage the 21st of Yolk so fast it was a crazy day on the TL😂
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
We stay winning😌🤌🏾
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@maktejah_
Maktejah Brian™ 🚘
3 years
A kikuyu boobcard never declines😍!
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@Mwituuu
Jeepmunk~Faith
2 years
Proof of life✌🏾
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
@jamiebryandj Me trying to read all that during missionary 💀
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
The sun is out and so is my smile. I feel pretty today😌
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
Manifesting this job because I will not afford me if i don't get a source of income🕯️🕯️🕯️
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Jeepmunk~Faith
2 years
I've eaten my friend before so what is this supposed to stop?
@peta
PETA
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Cows are friends, not food 💗
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Jeepmunk~Faith
2 years
Me 🤝🏾 pulling both genders and everyone else in between effortlessly
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
@dontdodruqs @RNHeartLipsBSN @SleazyC_ Excuse me miss "African's are doing it" which country in Africa do you live in and what wildlife do you have there??
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Jeepmunk~Faith
2 years
Poverty mentality isifanye mkue fixated on only one thing. If I had a kid I would do everything to make their life better and easier. If you're going to make life hard for them just because yours was then don't have kids
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
Hrs😭😭
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
Quote this with a picture of you not smiling
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@005e5n
Mzee Edd 🇰🇪
3 years
Quote this with a picture of you not smiling
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Jeepmunk~Faith
2 years
Super gonorrhoea??? Nairobi is hell and no one can tell me otherwise
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Jeepmunk~Faith
2 years
This weather might be dull but my smile isn't ☺️
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
Not Mayai waziri wa maradhi speaking 😭😭😭
@_Mohkay
Moh
3 years
Y'all are eating each other huku? Must be nais
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
Nobody ever told me that at some point in my life I will constantly feel insignificant and like I don't really contribute to anything in this world and that I will have to remind myself every single day when I wake up that maybe I deserve to be around. I hate this shit
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Jeepmunk~Faith
2 years
Update: I got the job and moved to new place/different county. Still not at 100% percent but it's something 😌
@Mwituuu
Jeepmunk~Faith
2 years
This is the month I'm getting a job, getting my money up and moving to a new place. Speaking it into existence!
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Jeepmunk~Faith
4 years
@KwaniWassup Nilipewa simu ya bestie nijitumie picha juu alikua na camera fiti kuenda kwa roll napata picha yake na mans wakiwa kwa kitanda naked niliisha nguvu ata sikuongea nilirudisha simu nikaenda kulilia mbali😂😂😂 These days simu za watu ata na madawa siguzi
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
I can't unsee it now. Let me change the colour rq😭
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
Nimeitwa lil Uzi Vaite😭😭😭 I'm dying my hair black tf
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
Natoa wig ndio tupatane mundu khu mundu na hio ugali🔥
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
Victims of Madness will always be the greatest Kenyan hiphop album of 2020 to me. Rent was due when Wakadinali hit the studio 🔥🔥🔥
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
That not having kids and getting married is failing in life
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
@Samirmohammad72 @LilNasX Mans was caught in 180p lmfaao😂
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
The Sauti sol set was pure bliss. My legs are killing me right now but it was all worth it #SOLFest
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
Me on my birthday: please I don't want to drink this much stop Me on my friend's birthday :Kunywaa malaya leo tunakumaliza
@kenakimani
Makena Kimani
3 years
Me driving: what’s wrong with these matatus overlapping surely Me in a matatu: TWENDE!!!!!
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Jeepmunk~Faith
4 years
@nicbr75 @khanzunlah @uhprome @Deeva4dlord Cackling at this because the pronunciation of C is same as Si in Swahili and it basically means not so the name becomes Michael Not Jordan😂😂😂
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
Ayoo they gave me balloons🥺😌
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
Photo dump 😌
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@Mwituuu
Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
Damn i look so cute today with no place to go to🥺😭
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Jeepmunk~Faith
2 years
Three years and counting 🔐
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@flawlyss4ever
Empress
2 years
Loc thread? 💗 I’ll start 😁
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Jeepmunk~Faith
2 years
Anyway if you're a Techbro willing to spoil a petite loced babe kuja univunje roho mahali imebaki. I shall heal in hell 👍🏾
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
This is the real pandemic now
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
Mood this morning nikikumbuka I have to work so that Omosh's family can get mansions😭
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
Here we go😌
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Jeepmunk~Faith
1 year
Being Kenyan is a whole vibe😂
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
Even men themselves aren't doing it but all you see is let's start a gender war because women can come together and speak for themselves on this app Nobody is justifying this and i personally condemn the act but please stop with the whataboutism and defend yourselves too!!🤷🏾‍♀️
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
@NanjieGalgalo My mom was saying this the other day. "Huyu ako kila show na naeza act kumshinda" was her exact words😭😭😭
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Jeepmunk~Faith
2 years
@jaxajueny And for Diana
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Jeepmunk~Faith
2 years
You people saying he is a bad kid for saying this just amaze me. What is the point of taking your child across the country,at a place you know no one and with a distance you can't cover fast enough to be at your child's side incase of an emergency?
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Alawi
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Watoi wamekua wajinga sana 😂
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
From the archives👄
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@manlikesaiya
Habibiz
3 years
Women do their lips like this and I lose my train of thought 😩🥴
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
@NikTeezy @Nixvn Nixon watching all this go down💀👑
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Jeepmunk~Faith
2 years
Such a beautiful day to have balloons on my profile ❤️🥳
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@SheilaLMaina
Sheila
3 years
Girlies would you rather eat ass or fight for a man?
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
Finally here are my submissions lol Let’s see you in a bucket hat
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@nginarellaxoxo
🫖 𝐋𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐪𝐮𝐞
3 years
Let’s see you in a bucket hat
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
Good morning people, I am a Bsc Statistics Degree holder with a 1 year experience as a Business Data Analyst in a media house and I have also worked as a field researcher for a data analytics company. I'm currently looking for a job and I'm not picky so retweet widely #IkoKaziKE
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Jeepmunk~Faith
2 years
These two i guess. That first one will definitely be my favourite for a while
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@oyinloye_s
Pizzylee
3 years
5. Which is your favorite pic of yourself so far this year?
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
Photo dump😏
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Okay quote this tweet with your July photo dump 😍 don’t air me!!
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Jeepmunk~Faith
2 years
Craig is still missing. Please retweet to reach more people
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
Someone said wakenya hukusifu leo alafu wanakutusi kesho and i see it.Ombachi went viral for cooking for street kids y'all were kekeing over here and now because he won't let you dictate what he feeds his child people are starting to flip the script? Mnakuanga professional haters
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
Last pictures I'm sharing this year lol😂
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@_Humphreymugo
Humphrey
3 years
Natural face card anyone
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Jeepmunk~Faith
2 years
Just because I'm bored and haven't updated my media for a while😌 The flag The face
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
@Ngaruthi How does that 8sec video of the women fighting justify them vandalizing a car and slapping that girl? If anything it just brings in a new case for the girls. Theirs still stands
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
Locs thread anyone? 2 and half years later and hands down this was the best decision i ever made☺️
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@jamrick_
iamjinx
3 years
THREAD ya Dreads zako ziko how long.
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
Me when he nuts and tries to take a break
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Jeepmunk~Faith
2 years
@msgeebaby_ @_Mohkay A cock ring. It's meant to be worn by the guy and most time it vibrates so makes them feel good. It also allegedly makes them last longer
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
Smiley😌
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
Those two are childish af they belong together
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
Parents not picking your call should be Illegal. Like miss ma'am am i not important anymore? Am not your number 1 priority?
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
Before recolouring vs after recolouring
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@Kimuzi_
Kimuzi
3 years
Okay, Ladies, can we do a thread of natural hair and Locs. Any lady?😊😊.
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
You guys were talking about the GSU graduates and i thought they did something crazy only to find out that they were happy and expressing themselves how people their age are doing out here. All the hates towards those kids is rooted in classism and profiling of sheng speakers
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
No lie detected😌
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Jeepmunk~Faith
2 years
I'm in love with this silhouette picture of me🖤 #NewProfilePic
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
@babywingg Americans when literally anyone else tries to explain how inconvenient most things in their country are😭
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
Took a picture fit to be on a break up album cover😌
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Jeepmunk~Faith
4 years
Definitely my favourites🤗♥️
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@_wangwe
phantéau
4 years
Respond with your best selfie(s) of 2020. Let's see that 🔥
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
No. If you turnover then I turnover too and become the big spoon. Simple maths
@iChvse
Chase
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How girls feel when you turn over in bed 😩
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
Popcaan atasema "Tj fresh like water clean as my heart", nizirai just like that😭. Deeply Manifesting this🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
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Jeepmunk~Faith
2 years
You're telling me my 20s will be wasted by a pandemic and now a war being documented through memes on twitter?
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Jeepmunk~Faith
4 years
@CrazyNairobian Mimi kuna siku nimekula edibles unknowingly nilipanda mat hadi juja nikafika kwangu,sasa nikakua confused coz ilikua nataka kulala but sioni kitanda nilipiga simu nikilia nikisema nimeibiwa kila kitu🙆Arif akanikujia kumbe nilikua rooftop hio time yote😂😂😂 hizi vitu heshimu😂
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
Dear future mourning/squirt space hosts, Next time please lets keep the self appointed post match review panelists at bay. They were doing way too much and interrupting our nut sessions. Regards Horny Twitter
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
Face card😌
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Jeepmunk~Faith
2 years
Can't believe i turned a joke i told my heartbroken friend to make her laugh into a hit tweet. Letsgooo😂
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Jeepmunk~Faith
4 years
@killahBEENbee Pilau is where it's at🔥🔥 If you haven't tried it you need to💯
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
A whole parastatal's website looks like this because they can't be bothered to pay their web developer. Love to see it😂
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Jeepmunk~Faith
4 years
@rory2kold Sis gotta have burn marks on them lips because ain't no way she has any lubrication down there😂
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Jeepmunk~Faith
3 years
I consider myself to be poor at a couple of things but making chapatis ain't one of them😌 What are you having for lunch??
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Jeepmunk~Faith
2 years
I occasionally dream about people before I ever meet them. I'm talking about weeks or months prior. My mind just shows me these strangers faces(even names sometimes) and I end up being introduced to them. Is that normal?
@jzux
trash jones
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no more fun facts. i want to hear a scary, unsettling fact about you
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2 years
The forehead is so accurate 😂
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