Billy The GOAT @CrazyNairobian Twitter profile

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

5 years

Return of the THREADS Links to my THREADS 👇

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

4 years

Alex Ndiritu started a movement in the US while still in his bedsitter in Ndenderu... King shit 🐐

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

5 years

Happy New Ear Robert, if anybody tells you they can see your ears know that It's Alai

Robert ALAI, HSC

@RobertAlai

5 years

#NewProfilePic

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@CrazyNairobian

4 years

Siku za mwisho vile tarumbeta zitalia najua Magix Enga ataseme wame sample kutoka kwa beats zake.

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

11 months

Tutatenga... Tumepanga... Tutateremsha... Tutahakikisha... Tutashirikiana... Tutapunguza... Sijui kama tunaelewana Okiya Omtatah?

Okiya Omtatah Okoiti

@OkiyaOmtatah

11 months

What is jaba?😂

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

5 years

Forget A or B, how would you like to C my D 😍😍😍👌

LAIKA

@laikasnewlife

5 years

A or B? Afro or Bun?💙💙

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

5 years

Hakuna heartbreak hukuwa devastating kama your first campus love akiwachana na wewe uanze kumuona akizungushwa campus mzima kama proforma ya mazishi... Hostel to hostel midfielder. THREAD 😩

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

4 years

Nakumbuka kuna msee class ya bio ali uliza mbona nyoka iko na sumu kwa mwili na haikufi, mwalimu akamjibu ati ni same tu na vile mwanaume ako na sperms na haziwezi fanya ashike mimba... I still remember you Mr. Oloo 😩

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

5 years

Speaking of mathematician, how would you like to replace my X without asking Y? 😍😍😍👌

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

5 years

Incase you are having a bad day, kumbuka ni wiki yenye form ones huenda preps ya asububi na ya usiku kusoma dictionary, atlas na Bible 😏

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

4 years

Your own country couldn't come up with a flag of its own, it had to copy paste the German flag with a malnourished crane added to it 😩

King Chelsea Ug 🇺🇬🇷🇺

@ug_chelsea

4 years

Poor countries like Kenya have the longest National Anthems because they explain all their problems in it.

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

5 years

Kuna Makanga ame shout "Ni mwisho wa stage oya chezeni kama saloon" kila mtu kwa mat akachanganyikiwa so imebidi ame explain "Shukeni" imebidi hata sisi wanaume tumeshuka ni kama tuko na umama 😩

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

5 years

Another year older and wiser, a black king was born today... I give thanks for this far 🙏

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

4 years

Kenyan girls you have 24hrs to respond 😲😲

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

11 months

Jacob Juma fighting this current regime from his grave is crazy. He died in 2016

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

4 years

The question is, how will Waiguru Ann her living? 👀

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

5 years

Otile Brown aliimbia Vera Sidika wakaachana, Diamond aliimba na Tanasha wakaachana, khaligraph alimba na Cashy wakachana, Timmy Tdat waliimba na Kush Tracy wakaachana, Nyashiski don't do it bro... Sing for us, not her 👀

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

5 years

Family gathering ya watoto wa Diamond Platnumz in the near future itakuwa kama AU meeting 😩

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

4 years

Kuna form 4 alikuwa amezoeya kuniibia juice alafu ana dilute nisijue. So kuna day nimekuja na dawa ya wamaasai kwa chupa ya Quecher, jamaa akadhani ni strawberry flavour aka amka magizani kuiba, akachota akachapa flash... Ilibidi ameniamsha kuniuliza kama ni sumu amekunywa 😩

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

5 years

So technically, it's Arap for Moi 💔 🙏

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

5 years

Niaje Fam! Nadai 2K Retweets na LIKES mimi na @Starchebet tupewe lunch na Kulan Cuisine & Cafe @KulanCafe . Hii lunch ina depend on nyinyi, mistari zangu zisiende bure 😭🙏

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

4 years

Unakaa Covid-19 👀

bahatikenya

@BahatiKenya

4 years

#Bahati NewLook YES or NO ???

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

4 years

Nairobi unapata mna share dem kama logins za Netflix. THREAD.

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

5 years

So Rozie the stripper from Telegram is Sharon Nduta the influencer from Twitter? 🤔 What type of career confusion is that? Mnatuchanganya 😭

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

4 years

Alex Ndiritu trending at number 1 followed closely at number 2 by White House... We lead, others follow 👀

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

5 years

I'm the freedom that my daddy fought for call me Uhuru, Mr. bars on bars, walitaka Magufuli wakapata Pombe tu, I ball different, waki Copa America na kopa China, The original Post Maloan, give me a loan and leave me alone,

STAKABADDIE

@gufydox

5 years

If Uhunye was a rapper, Quote tweet with 4 of his best bars 😂😂😂.

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

5 years

Hi Pal @SafaricomPLC tunataka quarantine data offers, kama FREE Twitter hivi for the next 30 days 👀

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

5 years

Watoto wangu walifaa ku inherit hiyo account by the way, waone vile baba yao alikuwa ana struggle ku quote picha ya every fine girl on Twitter akijaribu kuwataftia mama atawapea sura juu hii yangu ni ya ku inflict the fear of God pekee... Oh well, we begin 😩

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

5 years

I understand what Yvonne Okwara is trying to say, she's simply fighting for gender equality and trying to brng an end to this purported fight against women... As in, if you can get Brenda's nudes atleast get her Brian's nudes too. Mnaona nikipewa? 👀

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

5 years

Wale mlicheza Temple Run hadi mwisho, huyo fala hupewa medal na glucose huko mbele ama ni kiherehere tu huwa anakimbia bure?

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

11 months

Gabriel Oguda is not celebrating the closing of businesses. He is just highlighting the "siasa mbaya maisha mbaya" thing. It's a reality.

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

5 years

Reckless and Burna Boy should do an album and name it "Yes Burna" 😏

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

5 years

Nani ame leak xray za Brenda? 👀

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

5 years

Edith Bootita Vs Eddie Butita

G_Jeff

@Jeff_the_G

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@CrazyNairobian

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

4 years

You realize waiters are male and waitress are female right? 👀

drey

@Dreymwangi

4 years

Na miss kushika waiters haga kwa club😔

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

4 years

Wakisii sasa wako na 2hours ya night running.

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

1 year

Things you MUST do if you're buying land in Kenya.

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

5 years

Niaje Waiguru, uli Anne aje hizi pesa uko nazo?

Kenyans.co.ke

@Kenyans

5 years

If you met Gov Anne Waiguru today, what would you tell her? #WaiguruSuesKingKaka

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

11 months

LRT. Okiya Omtatah dug deep in the 17 billion oil scandal. Anne Njeri was just the face. Murkomen and Chirchir in the mud.

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

5 years

All these art in one picture but you're the one I want to nail against the wall 😍😍😍👌

Hannah THEE Baker 👩🏾‍🍳

@Kiritubobo

5 years

I love art❤️

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

11 months

It will now cost you KSh 50,000 to get married at the Attorney General office. Previously it would only cost you KSh 5,000. Getting married is now a scam in Kenya.

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

5 years

Who wore it best? 👀

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

11 months

Jacob Juma tweeted this in 2015. He was assassinated in 2016. It's 2023, Ruto is President and guess who are his powerful ministers? The three attack dogs 🤔

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@kabetes

9 years

Ruto has very vicious and cowardly attack dogs, the likes of Murkomen, Kindiki & Duale. When they bark, you may think they control the world

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

5 years

Remember Kenya too, we even have a town with your last name... Huru Ma ♥️🙏

Jack Ma

@JackMa

5 years

Go Asia! We will donate emergency supplies (1.8M masks, 210K test kits, 36K protective suits, plus ventilators & thermometers) to Afghanistan, Bangladesh, Cambodia, Laos, Maldives, Mongolia, Myanmar, Nepal, Pakistan & Sri Lanka. Delivering fast is not easy, but we'll get it done!

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

5 years

Unadhani umeangukia mtu ana own matatu kumbe umeangukia mtu ana own ma-tattoo tu. THREAD.

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

4 years

Ni April 12th, Prophet Owuor alisema dunia inaisha leo... His followers must be prepared by now.

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@CrazyNairobian

5 years

It's ironic kwa hii picha ameshika ball lakini hata deliver 😢

Nation Africa

@NationAfrica

5 years

President Uhuru Kenyatta meets AFC Leopards, pledges stadium

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

11 months

Time ya ku edit huyu ali sahau kuweka coma. Kuna this app on the playstore inaitwa "Fake Text" Kenyans wanaitumia pale kwa matatu ndio wasilipe fare. Na pia kwa clubs and hotels. Kama wewe ni waiter/waitress it's just a matter of time before you understand what I'm talking about.

S. DARSIL254

@BigmanDarsil

11 months

Happy Birthday Bro,Enda Piga Sherehe Sasa

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

5 years

Office boyfriend wanapewa briefing ya vile the mbuzi was slaughtered, how shots of Vodo was in plenty and how they were missed alafu waambiwe "By the way lunch is on you today" 😩

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

2 years

Imekuwa rare kuona polisi akiserve and protect hadi tunaapplaud a fish for swimming

DCI KENYA

@DCI_Kenya

2 years

Thank you for your service officer.

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

4 years

Wamesema @eddiebutita akipita chini ya Street lights mchana zinawaka 😂

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@CrazyNairobian

4 years

Alex Ndiritu ana comment from his single room in Ndumberi anafanya wame dispatch the whole of FBI, CIA, SWAT na Secret Service kwenda White House ku beef up security 😭

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

5 years

Diamond Platnumz, he has played women in different countries 👀

UEFA Europa League

@EuropaLeague

5 years

Who's the best player you've seen 𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚?

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@CrazyNairobian

4 years

Uhuru ameitwa meme "meh meh" 😂😂😂😂😂

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@CrazyNairobian

4 years

Hayuko Tanzania lakini anakunywa Pombe Mug-full 👀

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@MigunaMiguna

4 years

Anointed by POMBE. #uhurumustgo

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@CrazyNairobian

5 years

Ni heri utumie dem fare akule kuliko akuje na aanze kukukula akili 😩. THREAD.

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@CrazyNairobian

5 years

Campo unajipata mnashare dem kama urinals. THREAD.

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@CrazyNairobian

11 months

Anne Njeri admits she met MP Oscar Sudi and CS Davis Chirchir. Oscar Sudi was representing ofisi kubwa read 'State House'. Okiya Omtatah is not a mad man.

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

4 years

Tumekaa sana bila kuskia Diamond amepeana mimba, is everything okay in Tanzania?

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

5 years

We were only joking Robert. But thanks for giving me Tweet of the Ear 😂😂🙏

Robert ALAI, HSC

@RobertAlai

5 years

Let’s get the reactions again. #NewProfilePic

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@CrazyNairobian

11 months

This tweet should have been put in billboards around Nairobi just before the election.

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@CrazyNairobian

5 years

Twitter Night Mode Vs Twitter Day Mode

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3 years

"Kijana, hebu niweke Citizen TV kidogo..."

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

4 years

Nimewai jichocha kutetea dem kwa vita, mwanaume alinichangamkia mangumi ni kama anakanda unga ya kupika mandazi. THREAD.

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@CrazyNairobian

5 years

Kuna married nigga mahali saa hii anasumbua mama watoto apenduke, jamaa sai ana beg "Beb, ulisema leo..." na bado atakuwa dismissed na "Hii kitu ni yako baba nani haiendi mahali, lala utaamsha mtoto" Tweet for married niggaz 💔 😭😭

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

5 years

Hi Beb @Rihanna I hope you are doing well, I got your missed call and I know you must be worried that something happened to me coz I'm in Africa. I'm good Beb, I've quarantined myself... Sina credo, I miss you too 😭 stay safe Beb, mwaaaaaaah!!!

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

11 months

Kibaki's administration replaced the laminated National IDs with durable plastic National IDs for Kenyans, free of charge. Kenya Kwanza Government is on drugs.

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

5 years

Watu wa iPhone wako afadhali wakifukuzwa na landlord juu ya rent wanaeza ishi kwa home button.

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

11 months

In 2027 the Government will temporarily scrap all these ID fees to allow more people to get IDs so that they can vote. Check back this tweet with me in 2027.

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

4 years

"Ni nani hukula hii kitu?" is actually a complement in Kenya to show a woman is beautiful.

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

5 years

Mnakumbuka mkiwa na ambitions mkiwa wadogo ati "When I grow up" well you're now grown up and still miserable and no longer optimistic... Ambitions zili fade kama jeans sai bora umeamka asubuhi, umepata kitu ya kudanganya njaa nayo alafu jioni una drown your sorrows kwa pombe.

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

5 years

Imagine Africans tukibaki pekee yetu on this damn earth, haha, naija movies ndio zitakuwa our Hollywood movies, Diamond ndio atakuwa our Justin Bieber, South Africa ndio itakuwa the super power country juu ya economy yao 👀

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

4 years

Mutahi ako na 30 more days za kuendelea kuwa news anchor.

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

5 years

KCSE results za leo zita determine content creators na Gengetone artist wa next year...

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

5 years

Hi @DCI_Kenya niko na complain, nikuje mnishikie lunch? 🙈🙈

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

5 years

Pray for my pal Morara, ali join UoN 2007, hajawai maliza campo juu ya strike after strike, election, sasa Corona holiday inaweza fanya afunge shule tena 😭😭

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

4 years

Bedsitter ukisimama karibu na TV uko sitting room, ukisimama karibu na kitanda uko bedroom, ukisimama karibu na gas uko jikoni... Top tier housing facility hiyo 🔥👌

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@CrazyNairobian

5 years

Juu ni 420 leteni your most embarrassing weed experience stories tucheke.

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@CrazyNairobian

5 years

Kuna camera guy amelala kwa Bahati ndio aamke mapema achukuwe Diana Marua akienda kupikia Bahati chai... Kazi ni kazi lakini 😩

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

5 years

Comfirmed, @AzziadNasenya is the real account... Hiyo ingine ni ya ndume

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

9 months

KBC with a last minute screamer.

Kenyans.co.ke

@Kenyans

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KBC acquires free to air rights for AFCON

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@CrazyNairobian

4 years

Sai Dennis Itumbi angekuwa ametumwa na Ngina maziwa na mayai kwa duka aletee Kanze Dena apikie Uhuru chai.

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@CrazyNairobian

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Sai ndio tulikuwa tunakaribia kumalizia 200 SMS, una text kwa buttons zimefutika za Nokia 1110 mtu anaweza dhani ulifanya Degree in secretarial... "Lala tam, na uniote. Gud nyt, luv u 2" 😩

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@CrazyNairobian

5 years

Kitu unafaa kukula ikiwa maji ni watermelon pekee yake. THREAD.

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Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

5 years

Nimeweka facial recognition ku unlock simu, nimejaribu na sura ya mbuzi na simu ika unlock. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

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@CrazyNairobian

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Akothee ndio the most natural celeb huko IG, huyo mama anaweza amua hata ku post video akiwa jikoni amejipaka mbiro akipika githeri... Wengine lazima wa book appointment na make up artist ndio wapige picha in their own kitchens 😩

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@CrazyNairobian

5 years

20 looks good on you but ukibaki in your Birthday suit ni sisi ndio tuta mbao 😍😍😍👌

Muchai Michelle

@MuchaiMichelle

5 years

20🥂

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Jana nilikuwa naenda ku type "mutura o'clock 👌" nikapata nimebaki na handle pekee yake 😭😭😭

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@CrazyNairobian

4 years

Kutembelea bila mask... Leo nimepatikana... 👀

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@CrazyNairobian

4 years

Send Wallpapers we steal.

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5 years

Chances za Rihanna ku reply kwa tweets zangu ziko high kushinda za Ivy Wamahiga ku reply kwa tweets za Osama 😂😂😂

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4 years

Woke up still handsome, broke and single but with a big dick 😩

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9 months

Kitu sielewi ni this is 2015 and here she looks like an adult living her best life. After her death 2 days ago it has been reported she is a 24 year old, that means in 2015 she was 15 years old. Nah mahn 🤔

Mpasho News

@MpashoNews

9 years

BROKE NIGGAS BE QUITE! Meet Wahu Starlet, Pastor Kanyaris Daughter Who is Living Large!.

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Hakuna mtu hukuwa mjinga kama yule ame fall in love, ndio maana walisema penda na akili uwachie roho kazi yake ya kuskuma damu... Umewai penda mtu anajipenda? 😩 THREAD

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Watu wa choir huvaa uniform ndio wafanane kama shilingi-choir-pili 😩

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@CrazyNairobian