Just so we're clear: Black lives matter, stop Asian hate, trans rights are human rights, try to be kind to others (we're all struggling) and try to be kind to yourself.
Biceptember 22nd: Derrick Henry (
@hotmuscles6t9
)
He's just the perfect lumberjack with an onlyfans that lights up your day whenever he shows up in your feed. I just want him to cuddle me forever.
Got to watch
@BigRemerting
draw my commission on stream today! 🥰
This is my Kryptonian husband. The yellow sun is VERY good for him. Kinda hard to keep a secret identity when you have to hide so much bulge, tho.
Bulk. I meant to say bulk. 😳
Biceptember 24th: Fernando Valdez (IG fernandovaldezworld)
As big as he's handsome, Fernando is another Mexican bodybuilder who's inspiring so many others to grow. He's also what I wanted my P.E. teachers to look like.
Biceptember 18th: Liu Li-Hsuan (IG lion.ifbbpro)
I like his photos so fast when they shop up on my IG feed, you have no idea. He's got a seemingly effortless elegance to his posing that I really like. A lot.
You met him at the docks after the storm. He had managed to save many ships that would've been lost to the sea otherwise. He was impressive to behold even without his suit. He saw you and smiled. "I just need to unload in your mouth, relax a little. Then I'll fly us home."
I don't know the science of what protein shakes actually do but in my mind this is what my friends would look like after drinking one protein shake after their workout.
Source:
@shaneyyricch
@BigNik
The only triggered people here are those who cannot be near women in form fitting clothes without having to run back home and take a cold shower because they haven't learned to act like adult men around them.
What are you? Teen anime protagonists?
At first your roommate asked for small favors, like portioning his meals while he showered or making his protein shake while you made your own breakfast. As the days went by you slowly began doing more: cooking for him, making sure his gym bag was always ready, and measuring him.
You gotta remember when you worship a Muscle God: you're being thankful for each grueling day at the gym, each intense rep, each drop of sweat that made him the beast he is today.
Your friend set up the date. She said he was very into nerd stuff, just like you, so you expected a mildly attractive geek, at best. The pic he sent you an hour before your date almost made your drop your phone. "Hope this is ok," he typed. "I'm just too big for some people."
#grovember2023
1 - Chest
The little guy at the store insisted the XXL would look great on him, and he was too shy to say no. That shyness completely vanished as his body grew to fit, stretch and finally outgrow the shirt.
"Damn," he said. "Gotta go back and get a bigger one."
Biceptember 16th: Memo Rodriguez (IG memorodriguezfitness)
It blows my mind that this man is just existing somewhere out there in my city and I could run into him at any moment. I also love that pretend accidental biceps show off pose where men push their hair back. No notes.
Was no one going to tell me about this pic of Chris Bumstead dressed as a gladiator? I had to go and find about it in a random Discord server. For shame.
@ChiguQestir
I don't play this game but between this and the person who went crazy over people time travelling I can only think that there are some people that can't enjoy a game unless they have control of everyone's experience of said game.
"Not meant for him." My gods.
Growvember 16: Stretch
"Yeah," he said letting out a little laugh at how the button that had popped off his shirt had hit you in the eye. "That happens."
#grovember2023
4 - Measure
"Honestly, I don't know. I measured them this morning but they're probably bigger now," he said, serious. "I have a tape measure in my pocket. Mind taking it out and measuring them again for me?"
Biceptember 12th: Rob Franzoni (IG: rob.franzoni)
His jawline could cut glass. In fact, I feel like Rob's so ripped every single one of his muscles could cut glass.
Growvember Day 1: Arms
When you opened the door, the only one there was a short man with admittedly huge arms, but you had to move a lot of things. Heavy things. Seeing the worry in your face, he grinned and flexed. "Trust me," he said, "these are all you'll ever need."
#grovember2023
7 - Water
The ad for the spa said "take a dip in one of our pools and you will feel like a new man".
There was definitely truth in advertising.