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Chris Schafer

@schaf004

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Chris Schafer
4 years
@NickSwagyPYoung 💀 yo, shoulda put Ron Artest in there
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3 years
@MecoleHardman4 Dudes be third string at McDonald’s tweeting at pro athletes 😂🤣
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6 months
@lwtaylormmdo @kreyzytalk Nope. But it’s certainly my video and the first time I posted it. Was an elevated area near the bar so could have been more from that angle but was not v crowded at midnight 🤷🏼‍♂️🫶🏻
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@seahawksnerd75 Why he talk like Dahmer
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2 years
@AbstractBravo AJ finna be in your DMs like
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Chris Schafer
3 years
@GehrigDieter Bro, he’s 4’10”, leave that mans alone!
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2 years
@RiskReversal @elonmusk 20.8k likes vs 11 says otherwise. Respectfully 😌
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3 years
@GavinNewsom Perhaps you could donate proceeds from your latest book to help the beautiful people of Kentucky? What’s the saying, put your money where your mouth is?
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3 years
@GavinNewsom And shit got more and more expensive… cause that’s the California way 🤡
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3 years
@toniatkins @GavinNewsom He literally locked people down, went out to eat (breaking his own laws), got caught on camera, and still lied about it 😂
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2 years
@CutonDime25 Man, I ain’t never hit my “brother” like that 🤣
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6 months
@kreyzytalk @lwtaylormmdo This is my video and first time posting it 🫡
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Chris Schafer
3 years
@TimJDillon 1. Will she be putting it on @Airbnb ? 2. If she does, will you be renting it out?
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1 year
@GavinNewsom Meanwhile in Gavin’s state…..
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Chris Schafer
3 years
@alexarmstrong27 @MahomeSZN Plz delete the meat in had part of this tweet. Good luck & enjoy!
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Chris Schafer
3 years
@TheoVon Telling an immigrant that it’s been discrimated against 😅🤣😂☠️💀
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Chris Schafer
3 years
@kc_yoda @creed_humphrey Plz delete this. That man had a family.
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1 year
@LakeShowYo Bruh I remember this as vividly as I do 911 😭 I was at Ralph’s isle 13 😭
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6 years
@Charcandrick26 Show up to their job and start yelling Pam in accounting is better 😂🤣
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Chris Schafer
2 years
@GavinNewsom Not enough. I should be able to get an abortion at Starbucks. Plz do better.
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Chris Schafer
6 months
@kreyzytalk @lwtaylormmdo Capturing them was also unintentional. Didn’t realize until the next day they were in the video lol
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Chris Schafer
2 years
@BrittanyLynne My man’s knew he was cooking 🧑‍🍳 🎥
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Chris Schafer
4 years
@Bob_Wachter @GavinNewsom Bro, TF you talking about, Newsom didn’t even stay at home 😩
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3 years
@chefmichaelshd @RealSaavedra Did you even watch the speech? He sounded like when your teacher forces you to read in front of the class, and you can’t read good 😂
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2 years
@andrewrsorkin Trust me, If Twitter were a boxing ring, there would be a lot less talking on here…
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1 year
@MahomeSZN CJ doing week 1 victory laps is crazy…
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2 years
@GavinNewsom They marching cause they parents can’t afford gas
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3 years
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3 years
@GavinNewsom Guess who isn’t held liable… I’ll give you a hint… brought to you by…. 💉
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Chris Schafer
3 years
@stoolpresidente Vengeful Dave is the best Dave. Can’t wait for the bottle of champagne
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2 years
@JaylenWatson12 How you go for 19 yards and still talking crazy
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Chris Schafer
2 years
@getnickwright 30c? My brother in Christ, inflation is almost double digits, we are bleeding money for a war that can’t be won (again), and we are on the brink of a recession (technically in one), ohh and 401ks are down 20%. These things matter to normal people, maybe not you.
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2 years
@historydefined Little did she know, she would become the greatest stock trader of all time.
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Chris Schafer
4 years
@yellow815 The most hilarious part is them condemning Patrick for losing to Tom in his first year as a starter.... ohh and he didn’t get the ball in OT... and he was 23 years old. Carry on.
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Chris Schafer
3 years
@ScottAdamsSays Yes, but with all the money they will save on crack pipes, it’s basically a win win…
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Chris Schafer
3 years
@CaliforniaBeto @GavinNewsom Are these the 5-8 year old LGBTQ staff staff members?
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Chris Schafer
4 years
@GavinNewsom @AsmReyes47 CA burning to the ground and Newsom is taking Instagram pics 🤦‍♂️
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3 years
@BillPlaschke All 6 chargers fans….
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3 years
@KeithOlbermann @joshsteimle @mattsheffield 28 likes. That’s all you need to know about mainstream media. Poor Keith.
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Chris Schafer
4 years
@GavinNewsom Nothing makes me want to wear a mask like the government getting on Twitter and telling me to......
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2 years
@yellow815 People be high-key racist
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Chris Schafer
3 years
@HulsesHotTakes Was unaware that there was Tony G hate… no one should blame him for leaving that team in search of a ring 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Chris Schafer
5 years
@JeffAllen71 Literally the last person that should have been on TV discussing that issue. Bring on someone that came from a single parent home where this bill would have been life changing....
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Chris Schafer
3 years
@HuffPost To be fair, I don’t think it’s that hard to surprise Biden
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2 years
@GavinNewsom Agreed. It’s time we Transition to a gunless society
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3 years
@CAgovernor @GavinNewsom Bro, my fucking light bill higher than Hunter. HELP ME!
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3 years
@GavinNewsom I’m sure he’s donating 100% of the proceeds to the homeless…..
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9 months
@StoneColdJones @I_Am_Pi3rce Starting a GoFundMe to pay both 🤞
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Chris Schafer
3 years
@NPNowZenner I’m really on here sad as hell stalking my ex 😞
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Chris Schafer
3 years
@RPatrickAllen And we lost to both. Every team we’ve lost to is a contender.
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2 years
@ArrowheadLive Gods plan!
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2 years
@TIME Plz explain having 18M followers and only getting 200 likes
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Chris Schafer
3 years
@Kevo_Bevo Aaron did what I thought Chris Jones was going to do 😞
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Chris Schafer
3 years
@TimJDillon Hold up, this dude has a LinkedIn?
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1 year
@TDLockett12 telling em you were going to be great too 🩸
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Chris Schafer
2 years
@reggie_truuuuuu @DailyLoud I swear @SupremeDreams_1 got a video for everything 😭😭😭
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Chris Schafer
2 years
@hodgetwins The new Mrs. Doubtfire looks awful
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Chris Schafer
3 years
@Reece_JMM @cheetah wearing @StoneColdJones suit in the 2nd pic 😂😂
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Chris Schafer
3 years
@Forbes Every word feels like a struggle. Legit feel bad for sleepy Joe 😞
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Chris Schafer
3 years
@Ford The truck can’t be worse than this ad
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Chris Schafer
3 years
@GavinNewsom @JoeBiden I am so excited I voted yes 6x 😊😊
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1 year
@CGJXXIII CJ really thinks he won a ring Thursday 🤣
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Chris Schafer
4 years
@ChiefsReporter @Mathieu_Era @610SportsKC He’s been special. Will go down as a GREAT, player & person.
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Chris Schafer
3 years
@TimJDillon @joerogan plz get Chris Rock & Will Smith on the pod. @TimJDillon can work security to make sure no one gets hurt.
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Chris Schafer
3 years
@MahomeSZN I’m already sad for it 🥺
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Chris Schafer
3 years
@khalenNOTkaylen Damn. And you was steam rolling people too, in and out the studio 😞
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Chris Schafer
4 years
@CNBC @Cosmopolitan says they are “healthy” 😌
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