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One gear please, my good man!
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@Mad_1nventor @TfL This is why you had Christmas dinner alone, James.
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'He's been eatin his crusts'
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@Ziva2010 @patroglide There are 8 nationalities there, ya baldy dildo.
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What's the charge? Enjoying the lead in September? A succulent 7 point lead in September?
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@denlaw68 @bluemaca1 Couple of young fellas abroad, watching their team, having a lager and you're ragin. What left first mate, the mrs or the hair?
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@notmywiener @smithhmackenzie Your accomplishments are far better mate. Ignore this tory nonsense, some people are clearly ignorant beyond belief.
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@C_Hanson76 @thendrix99 No he walked into it fs
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@ROUNDTHEBEND__ Man will never buy another Carling as long as he lives
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@ShielaJonson @ElderCharlot @ZeeSoFlyy @THEEBlackleftie His wife shouted 'let's go' and his response was 'I don't know'. The man is a mess.
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@JFaeTheYY Thinks he's still attached to his scooter
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@mrmurphyyyy @davenewworld_2 @GretaThunberg Jimmy Saville had a children's hospital. You see how your point makes no sense?
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@TRACYREB @RadioClydeNews I know, its almost impossible to like and follow every one
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@_AB_02_ @C_Hanson76 @thendrix99 Have you not heard of fuckin shut up?
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@TopClubs @marksandspencer @KelmanPeter Calm down, it's a decent place but you're overselling it a bit.
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@gill72589318 @Brian_Glow It's also not true ya spoon
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@skybluenige @sophielevin11 @Taylez23 How long ago did she leave, Nigel?
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@MirrorSportIE God bless every one of them
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@ChrisMahoney90 @charlesr1971 @MGouldthorpe1 @JeremyVineOn5 Abolish the monarchy and turn the Palace into a museum, make even more money from tourism.
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@ShaiDeLuca @THE_Jesse_James @xruiztru If you like genocidal maniacs
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@PeterFearns @Owen_1906 They have no idea how funny that is to everyone else.
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@HeartScotNews Never sees the weans.
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@ScotRail Scotrail hung about wi the janny in school
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Don't usually tweet stuff like this, but in 2 days, I'm going to have my own wee daughter. I'm terrified, excited and nervous, in equal measure.
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@tirnaog_09 The earlier they know, the better.
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I've got a daughter 🥰
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@FShirts23 @__caitnutt Obviously not. What is it that's wrong with you?
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@RFCGW @joeblack1801 @CelticFC Did this sound funny in your head?
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@dylgyht @RachelEqualiTEA @abbot551 Not at all, it's the least they deserve
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@LiamUTLR Somebody's been stabbed in the spacious lounge
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@CFCdxn_ @nocontextfm1 Only because you're 12 and don't know anything.
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@ZeeSoFlyy @ShielaJonson @ElderCharlot @THEEBlackleftie It's so good, so much to unpack. I've been going between the video and the comments for half an hour now and it's still as funny.
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@Jchadrichards @jalilcrawford @FACTUALOPINION0 Was still a desperate reach from you though, Chad. Prob best to sit this one out.
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@KevMurrayOff @JohnjoL20 Never seen anything so bald
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@bergkamp75 @JimWhite Honestly man, sort yourself out. Doing yourself no favours with this nonsense.
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Happy to let over 22,000 innocent Palestinians die, but try and block our trades routes? You're getting bombed fuck out of. Don't EVER let anyone tell you that we're not the real terrorists.
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Will not be able to wipe this smile off my face for a long time. What a feeling!
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@CelticFC Definitely added 4 mins on there
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@arsenal2803 Look the swagger on the old geezer too hahahaha, never felt cooler in his life. This is why she won't let him see the weans, stuff like this!
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@AlexNeil1991 @amh0910 @jaybanawich03 Do you think there's only one scouse person?
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@SEW_SEA_ @ZeeSoFlyy @ShielaJonson @ElderCharlot @THEEBlackleftie 🤣🤣🤣🤣 thats funny man. But I honestly think he realised NOTHIN. Man became 95% confusion as soon as his head hit that abandoned scooter.
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@BIGGMC2021 @18BRS72_ Did you type this with your forehead ya fuckin danger?
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@stephen__bear @Jessica_Smithxo Every nonce needs a sentence ❤
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@BHigginsonOPBV Thoughts go out to the family of John Pat Cunningham, who will now never find justice.
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@JoshHarris25 @hotboiitrizzy Violence is a language everyone understands! She takes a slap in the teeth, she thinks twice next time.
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@hopeysmama Same, 3 weeks yesterday. Bloody vaccines.
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@daveymartin72 @ClydeSSB You're a sex criminal Davey
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So, one million?
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Barry Ferguson predicts FOUR Rangers transfer exits can land £55m windfall in ominous 'money talks' warning
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@maxter1976 @Oldfirmfacts1 Are you the new guy?
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@RabBell4 @ibroxrocks Long may she fuckin wit??
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@187255_ NO WAY HAHAHAHAHAHSHSHSHAHAHAHA🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😄😄😄😄😄👌👌👌👌👌🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
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Never expected to open Twitter to see a Union Bear eating dugshite, but here we are.
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@1873Rickster @bbcthesocial @_Erinboyle_ Neither Churchill ya fat baldy nonce
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@RangersReview55 How were the trophies shared out in both of those seasons?
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@_The72 Don't know if the VL in the video is more embarrassing or the VL that thinks it's the best video on the internet.
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@JohnWal25471968 @LeaveEUOfficial How long ago did she leave, John?
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@nathancole09 @ScotlandSky Need to be up pretty early to get one past you, eh Nathan?
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@RichardBibby5 @kiimmins Our homes aren't being bombed
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@150YearsOld @Dec__94 You're not very well at all are ye, Joe?
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This is what yer 'stop the boats' patter leads to. Fuckin horrible man.
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@nicolephathole Very easily tbf mate. There's more to it than actually choosing that lifestyle, took me til I was almost 30 to realise there was more to life than that, n I consider myself lucky. We need compassion more than we need judgement, we are literally our own worst enemy.
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@GordonBain20 @CelticFC @ScottBrown8 I dont get it? Morelos head on browns body? What's the joke?
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@SEW_SEA_ @ZeeSoFlyy @ShielaJonson @ElderCharlot @THEEBlackleftie Nice drop of the shoulder and moved hastily past that panicky bitch. Had his eyes on indoors and never lost focus once haha. While dad literally just gives up, tried to play dead to thunder 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@SEW_SEA_ @ZeeSoFlyy @ShielaJonson @ElderCharlot @THEEBlackleftie The kid knew dad was useless so instantly decided to deal with his own shit. Imagine standing at the door, looking outside to see your dad acting in such a manner. I'd put myself forward for adoption.
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@LeoVaradkar @Keir_Starmer I've never seen a more awkward photo. It's like your both seeing another human for the very first time.
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@Gobshite72 And that phone caught the best video I've seen in years
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@ibroxrocks
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So farewell 2022. Some undoubted lows but equally some of the most amazing highs with memories that will last a lifetime. Rangers don’t half put you through it but there really is nothing like follow following!
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@FellyRosco @newcobears72 What pun, ya baldy dildo?
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Barry Robson is an absolute credit to his parish.
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@BBCNews Rest In Peace John Pat Cunningham 🙏
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First night at home was a relative success. I'm not even absolutely buckin' shattered!
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@DannyMo51855433 @CelticFC It's mental that you came on the internet and said this.
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@_nor_A_A @reece_durrant_ Wrapped it in a fudge brownie then rolled it in chocolate flakes
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On a scale of 1 to Ronnie Pickering, how ragin was that cycling nonce?
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@ScotlandSky They were gifted a penalty by a cheating bastard official. Just say it man.
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@dconnick3 @CelticFC Smiling up at us*
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@rangersted @JW_1872 They won't. They honestly won't
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@Muiry2
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@patmanfarrell Fixed that for ye
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@Muiry2
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@KeithVa91074771 @chris_sutton73 @Record_Sport Aw man, this is the saddest one yet. 'Wait til Ange leaves, then we'll see'. Losers man.
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@Muiry2
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@OIiveRFC @PeterFearns @Owen_1906 Nope, the da's do, which is mortifying. Stop trying to justify calling your mates 'fellow bears'. It's fuckin hilarious.
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@Muiry2
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@Cobratate Thats what you look like
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@Muiry2
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@1872Rck @Baldy_Barisic31 He smiled, the bastard
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@Muiry2
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@Muiry2
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@FShirts23 @__caitnutt Again, to reiterate my earlier question, what the fuck is it that's wrong with you?
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@Muiry2
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@IbrahimSincere @IsabelOakeshott Remembrance Day: Lest we forget Palestine: Best you forget
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@Muiry2
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@bretsea @NicolaSturgeon Should be 30 years in prison for that haircut.
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