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7yr old: Mum, what happens if you eat lots of tinsel? Me: probably emergency surgery to prevent obstruction somewhere in your digestive system. 7yr old: *blank face* *small voice* you get tinselitis.

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Or, bear with me here, she’s British and wants to see both teams do well.

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Labours Angela Rayner yesterday & today. One minute Labour are Scottish and the next they are English, they think we are buttoned up the back.

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My wee Grampa (Billy Scott) has been gone for 11 days now. 😔 He’s 90. We are absolutely beside ourselves with worry. We’re desperate to find him. Please, if you saw him on Tue 11th Dec or have seen him since then, please call 101 & quote 3338 of 11th.

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This is the 5th night my Grampa has been gone. It’s becoming harder by the day. He was last seen @ the Kirkgate in Leith. He’s 90yrs old. His name is William (Billy) Scott. He’s 5ft 1”. He’s a chatty man who loves a pint, a bet on the horses, & being amongst people. Here he is.

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4 years

Thank you, @Morrisons How to turn a frown upside down. Your handling was spot on, your staff were lovely. It’s very much appreciated.

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7 years

He's been found! He's in an ambulance & away to hospital. Thank you everyone. I will let you know more when I do. Thank you all. Xxxxxxxxxxz

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4 years

Finally, an alert system I understand.

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3 years

@James19920209 @O_SoChilled I took a penalty in PE at school and hit my friend square in the face. She was standing to the side of the goals. By about 5ft.

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6 years

He’s still missing. Last seen in Leith at 4pm yesterday. That’s my wee Grampa in that CCTV image. He’s such a wee soul, I can’t even tell you. He’s give you the shirt off his back & he adores his 5 great grandchildren.

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5 years

Thank you to everyone who has taken the time to look for my Grampa, given kind words & support, & to @EdinburghPolice for all of their hard work. I can’t describe how heartbroken we are that he’s gone & in such awful circumstances. He’s a great man & I absolutely adore him. 💔

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6 years

Our school had to postpone #WorldBookDay due to bad weather. So today we have an excited 4yr old Hermione Grainger.

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1 year

@rickygervais You’re welcome.

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6 years

@jk_rowling Don’t you just love it when people tell you what your books mean?

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7 months

The comms person at Pompey having a mare.

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5 years

This is the marvellous wee soul who found my Grampa’a body. He jumped in to the Water of Leith. Look at him ❤️ What a wee smasher. Xx

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6 years

Dispatched PD Otis & PC Inglis @polscotdogs to a vulnerable missing person in @EdinburghPolice believed to be out in snow & cold. PD Otis located the person unwell & suffering effects of the cold. #lifesavingdog

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7 years

“MUM! The bunny shit on the floor!”. “WHAT DID YOU SAY?!”. “Sorry. The bunny *shat* on the floor”. Oh dear God, I’m failing at #parenting

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1 year

@NHSDevon You’re happy to say ‘pregnant people’ rather than pregnant women, which is disgraceful. But it’s made worse by the fact you’re perfectly able to acknowledge men and boys in other posts. When you erase the word ‘women’ but not ‘men’, you’re not practising equality, are you?

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@fesshole Suella, leave the Home Office staff alone now, please. They’ve been through enough.

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6 years

@eddiemarsan My white Scottish grandfather marrying my Indian granny. #enochwaswrong

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2 months

Who is the wee felly in the background that looks like he’s wearing a disguise?

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6 years

@eddiemarsan And my half Scottish, half Kiwi kids with their half Scottish, half Gambian cousins. #enochwaswrong

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6 months

‘Air disaster’?!?! AIR DISASTER?!?! How dare you?! It was an act of terror, of mass murder. How fucking dare you?!

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6 months

On the 35th anniversary of the Lockerbie air disaster, First Minister @HumzaYousaf has expressed sympathies to those who lost loved ones on board Pan Am Flight 103 and on the ground. He also paid tribute to emergency workers and others who responded in the immediate aftermath.

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6 years

Just to save myself some work, I set the table for tomorrow. I’ve set a place for my Grampa, he’s with us wherever he is. ❤️

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6 years

@isabelzawtun I’m stealing that line. “Sorry, it’s just that my tampon’s too tight”.

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2 years

Please send my very nervous 8yr old all your good luck vibes. 1st gymnastics competition today and there’s tears of nerves.

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6 years

STILL MISSING. William (Billy) Scott. Aged 90. 5ft 1”. He’s been gone a week now. Here’s the last image we have of him on CCTV @ The Shore, him holding my son, and him talking me out of a childhood grump. I can’t tell you how heartbroken I am.

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5 years

As most of you are aware, my 90yr Grampa went missing on 11/12 & his body was found on 04/01. Today, we found out that @AvivaUK will only pay out £1820 from his life cover. He had been paying £20pm for approx 50yrs. Originally, Sun Life sold the policy & Aviva bought them...

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3 years

Solidarity with all other single mums who, like me, are shit at DIY & tech, but have spent the past 2 days lifting, dragging, constructing, setting up, fixing, problem solving, tidying, cooking, cleaning, tidying, fixing, cuddling, & looking like shit. I see you. You’re amazing.

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7 years

@HelenMilburn Poor kid. Sitting there, unwell, just in pants and a Santa hat, chuffed with his festive joke. Then I happened.

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7 years

Off school, poorly, but amused that so many people have found what he said amusing.

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3 years

Wait a minute, our health minister was meant to be self isolating due to covid, but instead went out to play badminton, knackered his Achilles, and posted about it on Twitter? Whaaaaaat?

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4 years

A year ago today, PD Otis (the very best boy) found my Grampa’a body after he had been missing for over 3wks. We’ll always be very grateful to @polscotdogs and @EdinburghPolice for giving us as much peace of mind as possible.

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3 years

@patsfanlisa @RexChapman @MarshaBlackburn I struggle to understand the American mindset with this. We had one school shooting in Scotland in the 90s and it was enough to completely change the law. How can people not care about their own children? I don’t get it.

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3 years

@BootstrapCook Single mum of two here. Destroying the economy by being a FT nurse and also working a second PT job. 53hrs work a week and sole custody.

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4 months

@jk_rowling I don’t understand why people can’t see this is the point. How can it be going above so many heads? If it all it takes is self-declaration, then anyone can go anywhere and do anything. It’s an open door to actual harm.

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1 year

@jk_rowling As always, it’s only one side that behave this way. Feminists don’t turn up to their events to harass them. Feminists don’t behave violently. Feminists don’t parade around with offensive messages like this. Always just the one side. Appalled that MSPs support this.

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1 year

Twice today, I’ve almost tweeted something in exceptionally poor taste, and stopped myself. My redemption arc has begun.

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5 years

And people think Edinburgh is straight laced...

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2 years

A few people not understanding that the current royal family are descended from the Scottish royal family as was. This family tree is pretty accessible. 👍🏽

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1 year

@francesweetman @LucyHunterB It will be a cold day in hell when I reprimand a distressed wee old lady for anything. Not a chance.

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7 years

So many people have replied saying they e done the same thing as me, so I don’t feel quite as daft! Special mention to @mrnickharvey who tweeted almost this exactly last year. 👍🏽

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3 years

@Nick_Pettigrew @1066cariad This story always stayed with me. Awful.

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2 years

@Martina @CJMurrumbeena @morelikesirens @shanebazzi Advantage, Navratilova. 🎾 💜

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4 years

Good! We want it to be a safety net, not full to the brim. I don’t understand why this is being used as a criticism.

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Nightingale Hospital still empty a week after construction work was finished

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6 years

Because I’m a bad parent that’s trying to ruin her life. Why else?

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17 days

@child_nick @simonmontefiore You don’t kidnap people. You don’t need to hold them hostage. They don’t get placed in residential areas. A simple and effective plan. Don’t kidnap people.

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6 years

Guys, this is wee 90yr old Grampa. We’re worried sick about him. If you’ve seen him today, please let me know. Thank you. xx

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5 years

And we thought the horse meat scandal was big

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2 months

@HolstaT My daughter does this all the time. Complains loudly about other children, whose parents are almost always right beside us. She’s going to get me in a fight some day soon.

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2 years

@tomrhall76 @mrdanwalker @michaelastracha @Raksha_Digs @dfttc5 Whatever it takes, apparently.

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6 years

@Moonie_l @isabelzawtun And even she was disappointed in him.

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@Slatzism I laughed at it, but it’s really not funny. He’s taken up places in competitions & events ahead of actual women with actual talent. He’s absolutely nowhere near competitive standard, it’s farcical and a slap in the face to all the hardworking women who are good enough.

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3 months

@DalgetySusan @PoliceScotland Plus the drunk guy who launched a glass bottle and got away with it. Why on earth was that not acted upon?

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3 years

God, I hate this. ‘Dead-end jobs’ as described by the affluent, well-educated middle class. These ‘dead-end jobs’ are people’s lives, people’s sole source of income. Not a job you did for a while after uni before you got your ‘real job’. How utterly insulting.

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Are dead-end jobs good for the soul? The actor Simon Pegg seems to think so: he says that his three years working at Debenhams after graduating “made me who I am”. But is that just nostalgia talking? Three Times writers weigh in

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4 years

@MarcusRashford My 6yr old has given it a bash ❤️

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5 years

And now, after the trauma of his disappearance & subsequent death, we’re given the blow of this absolute rip off. @AvivaUK - you should be utterly ashamed. £1820.

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1 year

So sick of people in London who haven’t had to live with the bullshit in Scotland waxing lyrical about how wonderful the angry wee woman is. No. Stop.

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Nicola Sturgeon was the best political leader of her generation, a grown-up who behaved thoughtfully when all around her lost their minds. She deserves to be celebrated by friend and foe alike.

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John Swinney is a devout Catholic but his integrity isn’t being questioned. Humza Yousaf is a Muslim and his integrity wasn’t questioned. Wonder what it is about Kate Forbes that makes her different? 🤔

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Shots fired. Scottish Greens co-leader Patrick Harvie “I think a lot of people will be concerned about the appointment (of Kate Forbes) unless the Scottish Government and the First Minister sets out a clear commitment to a progressive vision for Scotland’s future.”

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3 years

Anyone lost their boobs in Glenrothes?

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7 years

Away and shite. Corbyn voted against Blair constantly & spoke out against him. No one demanded he leave.

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Tony Blair must apologise to Jeremy Corbyn, or hand in his Labour party membership

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#RoeVsWade If you can’t define a woman, how do you protect her rights? If you dehumanise women and call them ‘womb carriers’, it’s easy to treat them as objects you can control. We told you we needed to protect our sex-based rights and you called us bigots. We see you.

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2 years

@ShoeDaydreams @anne_theriault A now deceased member of your family who you’ve (I’m guessing) never met, *almost* got on a ship 110yrs ago, but didn’t, and now you’re offended by a Thai restaurant in Belfast?

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4 years

@LizardRumsfeld @jk_rowling She lives in Scotland where there has been very recent changes to legal definition of women. You need to stop seeing everything through your North American-tinted glasses.

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@ReduxxMag @Lealea2009 It’s an absolute abomination that these girls are having this inflicted upon them. Sexual harassment in what is meant to be their home, their safe space. Instead, they’re being gaslit and labelled as bigots. I am enraged.

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3 years

‘ACAB’, apart from when I want women thrown out of a pub for being women.

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4 months

Sitting alone in my car in a dark car park, waiting for 10 to get out of gymnastics & a random guy bangs on my car bonnet saying he wants to ask me a question. Is annoyed when I won’t open the window or door & stomps off bitching. Men, don’t do that.

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@TheMossadIL

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7 years

My 3yr old writes in hieroglyphics.

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6 years

Why would Scotland need ferries to England? We’re fucking attached to them, Einstein.

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The next time you hear that England is Scotland's biggest trading partner remember this map. It's almost as if someone decided to isolate Scotland.

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6 years

Bore off, what a load of garbage. National Minimum Wage. Record NHS investment. Tax credits. Surestart. Good Friday Agreement. Human Rights Act. Doubling aid & education budgets. Lifting millions out of poverty. Record fall in homelessness. Introduction of civil partnerships.

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Blair – knowingly and willingly – helped create a kind of society in which the strongest and most selfish prosper and the poor struggle to survive. | @paulmasonnews

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“You’re being charged with a criminal offence” “What did I do?” “I’m not telling you. Also, here comes a social worker to take your disabled children in to care”. Scotland, 2021.

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I wish we’d known when the hate crime bill was being discussed that if a police officer believes I have published something which is a criminal offence, they can tell me that they believe that, without also telling me at the same time what it is I have published that does so.

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Sitting at the table with my head in my hands, full of woe about my Grampa. My 5yr old came up, hugged me, and said “I’ll just get you a wet paper towel” The primary school universal miracle cure. ❤️

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7 years

When you're speaking in Parliament at 4.30pm, but got a dominatrix booking at 5pm.

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1 year

@BadVaccineTakes It’s such an utterly pathetic thing to do. They’re not even anything like seizures, and it’s completely offensive to people with conditions like epilepsy. Disgraceful behaviour.

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4 years

Take a moment amongst the madness today and remember the 16 children and 1 teacher who died at school 24yrs ago today. #Dunblane

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4 years

I see there’s some woke takes about the clap for the NHS. Ach, fuck the miserable lot of you. Knowing people appreciate us DOES make a difference. Thank you. 😘

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Ah, boys, you were absolutely fabulous. Thank you. @Scotlandteam #AsOne

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Meet Enzo. 5mth old Romanian rescue who arrived this morning . He’s the most affectionate and happy wee pudding you could imagine. Loves the TV. 😂

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Noooooooooooooooo. #AsOne

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@SurrogConcern @LesleySemmens The churches have a long history of separating babies from their mothers, so it’s on brand.

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@_HelenMott_ @Aja02537920 @TheAA_UK That’s appalling! RAC sent someone to me immediately when I broke down alone at night.

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@lindawampler @chrissyteigen Wow, Linda, you're a nasty old boot.

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You should have seen the state of us on the frontline who are single parents & had their kids in key worker’s school every single day. Up at dawn, having to strip at front door when we got home, immediately wash clothes, shower, cook dinner after a hard & hot shift in PPE.

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Nicola Sturgeon was chronically fatigued and losing weight as she led the country during the pandemic, the first minister has revealed ⬇️

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@catgraffam You have beautifully captured the darkness of the attacks she has sustained, but that she still manages to shine on and be her own person. Truth and light, as they say. 💜

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7 years

When you start a 10,000 word essay that you've done no reading for.

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11 & his pal are out playing football in the street. A wee boy (P1?) has asked to join in, so they’ve changed what they’re doing, are kicking the ball gently, and including him in the game. They’re clapping when he kicks/scores/saves the ball. 🥺🥺🥺

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2 years

Am reminded of the Margaret Atwood quote more and more with each passing day. “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them”.

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7 years

She looks nothing like him. She doesn't even have a tache. 0/10. Try harder.

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Meet the young woman that Harvard believes is the next Einstein

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8 years

I've made too much cous cous. It's currently expanding exponentially and I will soon die from suffocation. The most middle class death ever.

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1 year

@reddit_lies Why does she think that being a law student is not a typical university experience? She attends lectures and tutorials just like everyone else.

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4 years

Aside from the blatant misogyny directed towards JK Rowling, the tall poppy syndrome seems to be in full force as well. Who does this uppity woman think she is? That kind of thing. But I’ll tell you this for nothing, #IStandWithJKRowling unequivocally.

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5 years

Mixu Paatelainen penalty, Easter Road, 2001.

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4 years

Thanks very much @Morrisons 🤬 Rather than phone me, you’ve cancelled a much-needed order. 🤬🤬🤬🤬Three weeks ago that was booked! And you cancel in the middle of the night! Shoddy customer service.

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Just said “I’m not made of money” to my 4yr old & now I’m basically my own mother.

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@WFS93133989 @James19920209 @O_SoChilled I actually accidentally took her out with a 2 footed sliding tackle the next week and she ended up with concussion 😬

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@chrissyteigen I think Melania doesn’t know how sleeves work. She never puts her arms in her coat sleeves. Ever.

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