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Adonis Kryzinger

@Mrs_Kryzinger

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I use a booster seat, have a small pp and cry a lot.

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1 year
@LennyDykstra Holy sh*t I feel hung for the first time in my life.
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@AdamKinzinger You trying to look tough as a 5’ 3” crybaby will never not be hilarious.
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@barryshafer @TaraBull808 Our citizens get loans while Ukraine citizens get their pensions paid for. That make sense to you?
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@TheChiefNerd They are discussing how they’ll create a major worldwide catastrophe right out in the open. Good times.
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@jackbutler545 Do you think they/them knows squirting purple hair dye isn’t quite militant?
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@vadergrrrl @GavinNewsom You support a child rapist.
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@thegarance @BBGEquality Of course. The positions that do nothing for the company should be first to go.
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@UfoTR3b @JackPosobiec Even though there were no new wars under Trump? You seem to be misinformed.
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@EndTheSimpsons @PolitiFact Why not? You realize that is important, right?
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@7uu7aa @ellisgreg @jk_rowling Cry more, then dye your hair another different color.
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@DrAndrewJackson Yes! That dude sucked and Hobbs is already a disaster.
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@ClayTravis @espn Every ESPN “Journalist” is woke beyond help.
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@TRHLofficial Getting overruled by a General that sits when he pees isn’t based.
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@SecretaryPete “Transit Equity Day?” Holy moly this entire administration is such a clown show.
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@baldmanrisin @BidensWins There are many, here is a start: 1. Israel-UAE Peace Deal 2. Replacing NAFTA with USMCA 3. Middle Class Household income grew by $6,000 4. Black home ownership rose by 5 % 5. Helped lower black unemployment rate from 8.6 % to the lowest level in history.
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@JoJoFromJerz He’s zero of those things but you’re also not a thin attractive young woman like your picture portrays.
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@alinagrafik @djrothkopf @thedailybeast The nightmare of economic prosperity and world peace? Yeah, that was terrible.
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@Kriscilicious Beto got all of the monkey pox himself, literally saved the world.
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@TRHLofficial Defending Eliza isn’t a hill anyone should die on.
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@JakeCrain_ @TRHLofficial @Riley_Gaines_ Our government and the media they control want this to be normal but it never will be. Keep pushing back against this evil.
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@Bearded_Shogun @AndrewYang Yeah, everything is going great. Border, economy, new wars - soooo effective.
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@LeBatardShow @PabloTorre @gregcote @Stugotz790 @jeremytache @__ChrisCote I’m shocked that a Lefty Activist desperately clinging to relevance would be a hypocrite. Completely shocked.
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@shannonaharvey @FenixAmmunition You retweet George Takei and Shi, tweet invalidated.
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@Shawn_Farash @CaptnDeplorable Dude…Not only is the voice perfect, you know exactly what words he’d use and every inflection is just amazing.
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@JoJoFromJerz He’s been a massive failure in every Government position he’s held.
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@__Arthur_Dent__ @GavinNewsom He murdered Newsom, was even close.
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@FrancesBettis @NBCSGiants I think you underestimate how embarrassing this is to the franchise. No decent free agent will come near them, for a long time. They do business like amateurs.
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@UfoTR3b @JackPosobiec You’re right, he should have left American troops and billions in weapons like your boy did.
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@DickDurbin Sounds like you’re on Epsteins flight logs?
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@IlhanMN The voice sounds exactly like the voice from @ericswalwell and his fake death threats. You guys outsourcing this from the same vendor?
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@annkillion No, it hasn’t. He’s still the best player in baseball. He’s humble, everyone loves him, and this won’t change his image at all. This is the very typical “I’m a journalist and what I say matters” kind of post.
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@OccupyDemocrats You got him! He’ll never survive after this hard hitting report.
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@DeeTaylor102 @JoelSchamber @KeneAkers Hearsay and speculation, keep trying buddy.
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@ShaneCashman She tell you about the 12 year olds she thinks can consent to sleeping with an adult?
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@sf_edie @WallStreetApes Yeah, nobody is believing a San Francisco “emergency professional” with a Ukraine flag.
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@hodgetwins Don’t worry Mayor Pete will make sure their pronouns are prominently displayed on their headstones.
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@ErinInTheMorn Dude knocks out teeth of young girl, weirdo defends dude.
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@Kriscilicious What does Schiff have then?
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@JasonRCharter @JamesOKeefeIII The whiny voice and pronouns ooze out of this guys face.
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@MakeGodCool @ElijahSchaffer It’s not a race issue, she made it one when she targeted white people for zero reason.
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@Leuzer6 @TomPelissero Anyone that called him soft is a moron.
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@RNGebhardt @scrowder It feels very orchestrated and Milley retiring recently makes even more sense. Our government is evil.
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@vadergrrrl @GavinNewsom Witty. When you’re losing the argument go to “Buuut Trump.”
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@LaurynIpsum Cis doesn’t exist, it’s not a thing.
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@SweetieWalker @EdKrassen She’s been arrested 5 times in two states and her sources are “Trust me bro.”
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@3YearLetterman @Lachy_1995 @Jeremy_MacKenzi With respect Coach, I’d prefer you address him as President Ben Franklin.
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@RealMattCouch This is a great strategy. I'll add it to my approach of telling her "Let's table this discussion until your period is over,"
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@SenatorRomney Uniparty Mitt pretending like he doesn't bow down to China like LeBron.
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@greg_price11 Hope he sues the diaper off the Biden DOJ and follows it up by suing Satan out of Planned Abortionhood.
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@jdn529 @POTUS Independent here, he’s by far the worst President in my lifetime.
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@bobbithetabby @harrisonjaime You had me there for a minute. You gotta give it to the Dems though, they lie frequently but they lie in unison.
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@JoJoFromJerz Them White House paychecks will make this grifter say just about anything.
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@AdamKinzinger You literally use a booster seat so you can see over the steering wheel.
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@LangmanVince “There’s no seat on this bike, just that pole.”
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@WarriorsMuse Donte and Kuminga are just incredible players. Heart.
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@WhiteHouse @POTUS Didn’t Biden win that award himself in Vietnam right after he graduated top of his class in law school?
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@diedidieded @JamesEsses I’ll bite. I have two young daughters and I don’t want someone with a penis sharing a bathroom with them. Pretty simple.
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@KNBR So Farhan putting together a terrible roster and the owner saying he wants to “break even” isn’t attractive to star free agents? I’m shocked.
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@TheOnlyTyronly @LeBatardShow @PabloTorre @gregcote @Stugotz790 @jeremytache @__ChrisCote There was nothing wrong with the kids outfit. Hopefully you’re not as racist as the author of that article
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@KFCBarstool @darlingjeromy Did the wife you cheated on while was pregnant get “justice?”
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@notgaetti 1 WAR is worth about $4.52 million right now. He’s a 30 WAR player so he’s actually more than earned that money. And if he played in a short porch venue like Yankee Stadium he’d have twice as many HRs. He’s much better than you think.
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@razzli_ @JoeyFromPhilly You sound like a Portland resident that is extremely vaccinated.
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@diedidieded @JamesEsses I knew that would be your response but it’s irrelevant because people that haven’t had bottom surgery are the ones trying hardest to gain access to spaces they don’t belong in. Try harder.
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@BettyBowers Betty lies.
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@80sSportsNStuff If you were a kid in 1988 and didn’t have a 3 ring binder with 9 pocket pages of Eric Davis, Kirby Puckett, Dwight Gooden, etc you we’re probably a Communist.
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@Hilineheme @3YearLetterman Hitler financed his waterbed too.
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@DailyCaller More abortions and pandemics, says the VP.
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@RadioFreeTom @MkdDebbie @mehdirhasan Mehdi is a grifting propagandist.
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@Marlin19_89 It’s not homophobic to point out this picture smells like cat urine combined with testicles and sadness. Be an ally, Marlin.
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@Kriscilicious @ClownWorld_ 3 sips of white wine and some orange chicken and Swalwell would bang that
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@DebraDa13308871 @NewYorkStateAG “a 2-acre wooded lot at 1980 S. Ocean Blvd., just 5 minutes from Mar-a-Lago, is currently listed for $150 million. Mar-a-Lago, situated at 1100 S. Ocean Blvd., dwarfs this lot tenfold and operates as a commercial business with around 500 members as part of the golf club.”
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@MJMcKean You love pedos
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@Phollodamoney @SCMountainGoat You are exactly who he was talking about, congratulations on outing yourself.
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@GoldshteynYulia @jonfavs Obamacare is a gigantic failure and another burden for hard working Americans to shoulder.
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@MatthewR2415 @susanslusser It means ownership got cold feet, nothing else. Just a joke of a franchise.
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@FJN1961 @ClayTravis And we’ll never hear from Frank again.
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@krassenstein Is it weird to just lie every day all die? At some point you have to look at yourself and wonder why lying on Twitter all day long is your life.
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@Matt_Bracken48 @atriskute @DC_Draino Who has a former sous chef on their property?
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@ibramxk @TIFF_NET $43 million straight into your pockets. Absolutely disgusting but congratulations on the successful theft.
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@V3l0c1_r4pt0r @utahhouse21 @JamesBradleyCA @StephenKing Like this. Biden sends piles of money to a very corrupt Ukrainian government. Ukrainian government gives his friends/family high paying jobs they aren’t qualified for at which they do zero work. Hunter rents daddies house for 30 x the market rate which goes straight to Joe.
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@DailyCaller She also should have objected to the marriage proposal from her brother.
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@DashDobrofsky Your posts are always entertaining, can you try smoking even more crack to up the hilarity?
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@Daexion @CasuallyGreg Nope. Ramblings of a lazy person.
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@RyanShead You are such a sad little man.
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@TRHLofficial Have @3YearLetterman on and talk about Franklin’s Presidency.
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@junebotprolly @RyanShead sits when he pees and masturbates to Michelle Obama’s penis daily.
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@kcResister @matthewjdowd @BayAreaFan219 Then leave. Maybe fix your hair.
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@LombardiHimself Protect Deebo and Trent at all costs.
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@Kaseylynae Man, chicken seems to be up way more than that.
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@MADPMO Scott stalked, raped and murdered a young woman.
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@HakaishinValdez @BidensWins He’s buying the votes of the lazy and irresponsible. Democrats love him.
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@RexChapman Rex, go trade in those iPhones you stole and get some Vicodin. It will calm you down and possibly fix your teeth. Then you can get back on CNN+.
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@GenZWinterr @davidmweissman Holy shit you actually believe this.
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