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@nbcsnl @MEATBRICKMOLLY If your punchlines are intended to garner applause rather than laughter, it's not comedy.

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@MailOnline "Four criminals dead after stealing car and fleeing from police" Fixed it for you.

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@marclamonthill Not a single mention of qualifications or ability, huh? Just melanin and a vagina.

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@MailOnline No matter how much you think you hate the media, it's not enough.

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@miakhalifa You should go to Gaza and see how you get treated

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@jordanzakarin "ordering a store to re-open" is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard, and no, it's not constitutional.

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@RebsBrannon If you're not touching the third rail, you don't care about Jordan Neely.

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@Scott_Wiener That outrage when you're TEMPORARILY asked to stop having piss orgies

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@PolitiFact Population migration is not measured "per capita". It's actually quite simple: you just count the people moving.

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@NBCNews The staffer videoed himself having gay anal sex in the Senate hearing room, and yet for some reason your tweet contains the phrase "conservative news outlets".

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@APEntertainment "legend" Mark Hamill is so irrelevant that The Simpsons made fun of him for it back in 1998. No matter how much you think you hate the media, it's not enough.

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@semafor @SpeakerPelosi @kadiagoba That's just lying for the sake of lying.

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@CollinRugg Stop calling them "Pro-Palestine protesters". They're terrorists. Full stop.

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@JoJoFromJerz "without assistance" uhhhhhh

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@thevivafrei Here's the thing: I don't care. That kid could be shouting the N word at the top of his lungs, and I don't care. If I've learned anything from the left in the last 6 months, it's that racism is entirely permissible.

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@ZareenaGrewal @Yale You employ this person?

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@DonutOperator I bet he's regretting citing him out instead of booking.

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@peepoye_ @dillondanis I too suck dicks in public when I get anxious

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@RichardHanania Destroying evidence of a Masters in Sociology actually increases her potential lifetime earnings.

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@ChrisMurphyCT What an odd thing to say after a bunch of children were murdered.

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@miakhalifa I'll buy you a ticket to Gaza. Business class.

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@sentdefender When this eventually gets made into a movie, I want Quentin Tarantino levels of gore or better.

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@RobertFifoot @CleGuardians I think it's awesome that MLB baseball is trying to be inclusive of blind people

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@spectatorindex "A date that will live in infamy, but will also be hard to remember"

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@21WIRE This, like everything else in your timeline, is a lie.

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@politico Are we talking "jumped out of a birthday cake" surprised, or "Biden just shit his pants" surprised?

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@miakhalifa My offer for a plane ticket to Gaza still stands. Why don’t you go?

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@Cernovich The average person would have to sell the house to pay the tax bill. It's called asset confiscation, and it's blatantly unconstitutional.

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@sciam "Remember when we completely fucked up our brand? Well, we're not finished".

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@reddit_lies I don't consent, and trying to force me is called "rape"

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@AnnCoulter Further evidence that we're living in an alternate universe. In any other case, all of the Republican candidates would be demanding Trump drop out because his self-inflicted troubles are damaging to the party. Instead, Trump wants everyone else to drop out.

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@RepAOC Nobody cares about trans kids playing sports. What we ACTUALLY care about is cheating. No men in women's sports!

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@jaketapper At this point, I'm thinking that Alexander Acosta should be disbarred.

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@politico "her online sex life was exposed." I can't believe that you wrote these words

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@mehdirhasan Won't somebody please think of the terrorists???

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@BGOV What an odd way to describe an insurrection.

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@libsoftiktok I can't even figure out what that guy is talking about

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@thehill The "Black student" confronted the counter-protesters because they sang the US National Anthem. In the United States. No matter how much you hate the media, it's not enough.

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@InternetH0F She ran errands, watched a movie, and slept for 12 hours? Hard pass.

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@JacksonLeeTX18 So you were talking about humans living on the sun instead?

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@davidfrum Yeah I remember that time my buddy got high and ended up selling influence in the highest echelons of our government. Drugs, amirite?

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@tamisawyer The only people defending her at this point are affirmative action hires who are scared that the grift is over. Just FYI, it's over.

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@nytimes "Everybody I don't like is a Nazi, but you know who's not too bad? Actual Nazis."

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@HouseJudiciary "We're not cheating, but we adamantly opposed any laws against cheating"

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@JoelWBerry We spend 2 minutes on this, cringe, laugh, and move on. But these people spent hours and hours and hours on this. I think that's the saddest part.

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@janinereturns @stillgray That's the point. The left is going to fall for it, share it, and then have to apologize for being hypocrites.

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@RollingStone No, we're upset that you're encouraging mental illness and self destructive behavior

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@nytimes "medical experts" Oh, you mean the ones who make $75,000 for each child they transition? Yeah, I'm sure they have no incentive to lie.

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@WajahatAli "who got doxxed for signing on to a letter" You know that's not how it works, right?

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@StandUp2JewHate Antisemitism is very wrong, but when you lie about it, you lose all credibility. Stop.

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@NikkiFried People are migrating to Florida in large numbers because of him. Sit down.

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@CDCDirector You never get to say "trust the science" again. Ever.

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@EyeonPalestine That's Hamas blowing up its own people you absolute clown

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@brethamilton The thing about communists is that they force you to lie just to humiliate you. That's how a dude brandishing a sword becomes "an elderly protestor".

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@44vibeTV Hmm yes the magic word that suddenly erases all accountability

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@EndWokeness If they're carrying a gun, they're not shoplifters. They're armed robbers.

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@RepSwalwell It's literally to protect kids' locker rooms, you absolute pervert.

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@Haqiqatjou Ah yes Mossad is framing muslims for doing what they always do

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@MaxwellFrostFL "You can't shake your scrotum in front of kids anymore." "Well then, what's the point? May as well cancel."

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@JennMJacksonPhD Almost accidentally gave you a like thinking this was a parody account

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@susancrabtree Being on the protective detail of the VP requires 3 years of field experience and nothing but perfect performance reviews from supervisors. I'm guessing he didn't have this.

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@thehill @TheHillOpinion lol. She hasn't answered a single question since they kicked Biden to the curb.

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@yashar Sane people: You've painted yourself into a corner DNC: we need more paint

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@MrAndyNgo @pnjaban @Oxfam Oxfam is an explicitly communist organization

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@davidhogg111 Odd. That's the complete opposite of what happens on your Twitter feed. You say things that embarrass you, Harvard, your high school, and your parents. You get relentlessly mocked, and then do it all over again. But I'm sure this really happened.

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@AOC “When people get used to preferential treatment, equal treatment seems like discrimination.” ― Thomas Sowell

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@owenjonesjourno If the doctors and nurses were carrying Hezbollah pagers, they're combatants, not civilians. But you already knew that.

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@SecBlinken @HakanFidan Cease fire??? Is there anyone in the Biden Administration that isn't a complete joke?

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@nmeyersohn CNN flow chart: 1) Stop reporting on it 2) claim it went away 3) get a cookie from democrats

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@libsoftiktok 3 1/2 years to work on the biggest risk factor, obesity, and she didn't.

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@brianstelter No matter how much you think you hate the media, it’s not enough.

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@brenonade Terrorists from out of town attack parents at a school board meeting. Fixed it for you.

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@nypost Robbery is robbery no matter how you frame the demand.

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@Tectonic_Wave_ @LydiaTakesWins I wonder what the FBI is going to find on your hard drive

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@natsechobbyist You have even less self restraint than he does. You should have logged off hours ago.

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@HenMazzig There's a reason that there's a 100% overlap between zionism and anti-semitism. They don't want you to be able to go anywhere.

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@BillMelugin_ Literally importing terrorism

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@JDDOppenheimer @kyledcheney Sounds like read it again more carefully

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@Deadspin Those who can, do; those who can't, write for deadspin.

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@yashar There's literally thousands of hours of video of Biden speaking on C-SPAN over the last 5 decades. Any journalists who asserted that Biden had a stutter knew that it was an obvious lie. I'm plenty angry at them.

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@MuhammadSmiry So in Gaza, they leave their dead in the streets for 3 months? Seems kind of.... uncivilized.

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@jasonfx @abc7newsbayarea There's one major issue, and everyone knows what it is

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@AOC There is a legal definition of murder, and this certainly isn't it.

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@PeoplesForumNYC @pslnational @answercoalition @AlAwda @palyouthmvmt @Ny4Palestine @pal_assembly @AMPalestine @DHSgov @FBI There are terrorists operating out in the open in New York City, and they're even telling you where they're going to be.

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@ClareMalone "He's a shameless liar, but he's on my side"

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@EdKrassen @KatrinaPierson *not a single credible scientist says that

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@DelusionPosting Step 1: shoot cow in face Step 2: collect milk

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@adamelmahrek "The burden is on Israel to refute the false claims against it" Is certainly a take

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@neontaster I will pay for a one way ticket for her to go to Gaza. Think she'll take me up on the offer?

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@TheAthletic She doesn't look like a man in drag. Oh, and she's the best female basketball player to ever play the game. Gee, why would corporations be interested in her? Must be racism.

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@brianglenntv This is amazing. You're literally on camera saying that he did.

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@ClimateDefiance What I saw was a pile of spoiled children get absolutely rolled.

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@OliLondonTV Huge W for the school

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@redsteeze @IanSams46 If they were thinking ahead, that should have been their talking point in the first place. Instead, they went with "Of course the president's son was living in his dad's house with a bunch of classified documents while receiving wire transfers from China!"

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@IlhanMN Wrongly accused and maliciously prosecuted, and it ruined his life and cost him $4.5 million in legal fees. This is the "privilege" you speak of.

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@RobertKennedyJr The federal minimum wage should be zero.

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@OSINTNic What I see is a bunch of enemy combatants disguised as paramedics.

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@GeoRebekah "My family is not safe." Why? Does your family attend the school your son was going to shoot up?

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@benshapiro Credit where credit is due. She went 14 seconds without saying anything anti-Semitic.

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