Dear L&D and HR Executive,
Are you tired of just checking boxes with your training programs? Want to create a real impact on your organization's growth and employee development?
It's time to shift from mere training to transformative learning experiences!
ICAN showed me shege
I wrote Audit and Assurance alone 3times before I passed with a 65.
I scored 15/100 in Advanced Audit and Assurance in November 2023 diet after writing the entire 5 papers but today I’m qualified.
Olowo Saheed, ACA, M.Ed, PhD (In view)✌🏾
The night of the day my mum was buried in 2020.
Because I know all the questions she will asked that night in her grave, I didn’t sleep overnight.
I was just shouting her name and telling her the answers to the questions so she can pass all the test.
I pray she heard me 🥹
In the late hours of yesterday, my beloved father returned to his creator, Allah 💔
May Allah forgive his shortcomings and grant him Aljannat Fridaus.
Please remember him in your Dua as he will be buried this morning according to Islamic rites InshaAllah
Balogun Alanamu
Balogun Ajikobi
Balogun Fulani
Balogun Gambari
War is about to start ooo
How do we protect ilu Alfa Alimi and his children.
Balogun e dide oo
@egi_nupe___
It’s common sense for everyone most especially we Muslims to condemn that barbaric act in Jos.
However, it’s quite painful seeing some Christian mutuals cursing islam and using this opportunity to reveal their hate for islam and extensively those of us they call friends
I really want to build this profile towards being the face of Learning and Development on X ☺️
Too many HRs here
Too many Accountants here
Shey you people will engage my L&D tweets 😩
Abeg Shey ilorin get crude oil ni?
Those Yoruba nation are always trying to alter the history of ilorin and claim it every eke market day.
Don’t you lots get tired.
We are ilorin!
And that’s our tribe!
@OgbeniDipo
Unilorin has over 4000 in her CBT venue
Computer science department is well equipped with more than 300
Each faculty has at least over 100 that I'm sure of.
University of Ilorin is well equipped with more than the 2,000 you asked
The fastest route to being a CEO is to have an experience working as an EA.
This is an unwritten progress path in corporate. Many of the current CEOs have been EA before in their career.
At that level, you’ll learn to work on strategy documents and prepare decks for the CEO
@SirJarus
Every pay day or day after since I started earning, I don’t eat home made food 😂 and if I have to, it will come with something not regular in my meals.
If I fall down, another person will eat the money I worked for 30days for😂
@segalink
I'm currently serving now, though about to pass out in few days but I must say, the scheme has lost its credibility likewise it has been of great importance to me and few others who needed to understand our neighbors as Nigerians
Btw I’m a detailed Instructional designer and an outstanding training facilitator ✌🏾
I need to blow my trumpet more☺️
I’ve trained over 500 professionals directly and over 15,000 indirectly (just by being a part of the training) in Lagos, Edo, Kwara and Manipur in India ☺️
@d_LegalEagle
People are arguing it from the position of their views about the government of the day.
If minimum wage goes to 495k, people on 100k will now earn 1.5M 😂, It’s not realistic, not now maybe in 20years time.
You know when a lecturer asks you not to write what he taught you, you’ll just tweak the words but it will still point to same thing.
James Bond, we already read this from one of SA to Peter Obi earlier this afternoon.
Anonymous isonu
A certain security agency in Nigeria (Name withheld) compromised the telco company Peter Obi's line is subscribed to, to get his call records (CDRs) since he joined (LP) to contest for President, till just recently. They took time to listen to his telephone conversations.
Around this time last year, I had a new job offer at hand and I was in the final stage of a promotion at my previous place.
I was deeply confused and I sought advice from my mentors both online and offline. I was in
@SirJarus
DM and I still remember everything we discussed.
@SirJarus
One guy that I used to give money was asking people for my number so he could greet me when work took me out of lagos a year ago.
My mum used to give some Agbato frozen food to cook, anytime there will be a fight in the area, they’ll inform my mum to close quickly and escort her
Ankara print is a cheat!
Over 90% of nicely styled Ankara always look amazing on ladies.
There’s no how you style your Ankara as a man, you’ll always look like mumu 😂
You go dey compete with Muri for Okada union with the look
@FotoNugget
@Tonijohnson100
Oyingbo market starts trading at 3am daily. The ugwu sellers stay there overnight and sell till 6am before shop owners arrive
@Egi_nupe_
The last lady I pursued for over a year, we ended up dating and for the two years, it was from one issue to the other.
Ko worth e rara😂
Since then, from NO I move on straight up
@Hhorlamilekan
@SirJarus
Corporal punishment is a great offense under the child act signed by Lagos sha.
Not being able to answer questions does not equate to beating. The teacher ought to give prompt or ask another kid then re-ask the first kid. We call it “Correction Procedure”.
It works always
@SirJarus
I learnt very early in my career that anytime I join a new organization, I need to know the different cliques in existence and do well by avoiding all of them.
Office politics ya werey gan ooo
I still gave someone who just resumed at a new organization this advice this morning
@EmsagJR
@BrymOlawale
Literally, religious beliefs and character does not determine greatness. It’s what one wants that finds one I.e you attract what you believe in..
@BrymOlawale
open to correction
While teaching Financial Accounting, I got comfortable with not using my textbooks again until one day while solving some questions for my SS2 students on End of Year Adjustments and the account did not balance.
Few of the bright students discovered and I couldn’t cry ehnnn
Yesterday: Mother vs Wife
Today: Mother vs wife
Tomorrow: Mother vs wife
Those that bring up the topics are wives today but will-be mothers tomorrow
No matter how you sugarcoat it, your mother comes first. Also, it’s not a topic for validation on social media, it’s for the wise
@Mr_JAGs
Used it today,
Driver was smart and highly professional.
This is actually my second time using it after several attempts, we need more of this lagride egbon.
@Mr_JAGs
On one visit to my undergraduate project supervisor, I had bushy hair and bushy beards, in fact I looked rough.
He sent me out of his office and told me to only come back when I shave and look responsible.
You think it’s just your skill people are looking at, have sense also
I think zoom has a problem with their cybersecurity.
One psychopath hacked a corporate meeting that I was part of weeks ago. He claimed host and no one could remove him.
Everyone had to leave the meeting for him
@SirJarus
I think the dominant language will be the Yoruba because of the environment they find themselves at that point. Typically, the language of the village will make the city babies to adjust also
@SirJarus
1.5m is awesome for a rent around Adekunle where you can navigate Marina directly. Island houses are there also around Obalende.
You can rent around Costain as well, with easy access to Marina.
What an incredible event we just had! Reflecting on the impactful session from our recent Ignite event! with the theme 'Building Resilience in Times of Uncertainty' with our guest Mr Olayinka Odutola (DG/CEO, Association of Enterprise Risk Management)🔥
My recent survey shed light on the state of employee training and development in Nigerian organizations. The results highlighted both encouraging and areas for improvement.
See summary is following thread
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I am super proud of being part of this great initiative by the
@followlasg
under the amiable Governor
@jidesanwoolu
@Mr_JAGs
I train, coach and mentor Lagos state Primary school teachers to deliver life changing Education in all 1009 primary schools in Lagos
#EKOEXCEL
Several Idan moment 😂😂😂
Idan no dey fail, ka ka ki Idan fail, Idan go score 40E 😂
I was blank during ACC205 CBT examination after doing nonsense in CA. I closed my eyes and move my mouse, any option it stands on is the answer I’ll choose 😂
Did Ayatul Kursyy and submitted
Happy Birthday
@SirJarus
,
Thank you for being an inspiration and a reminder to us that school and good grade is a true path.
May the new year bring forth more glad tidings. Warafanahu ma kana aliyah
@Aheesha_x
Experience with ladies within that age cap will determine opinions.
I have seen those who are the problem and some who were just victims of failed relationships in their 20s
Please, who has the full details of how to buy the Lagos to Ibadan Train ticket?
Also, what time does the train moves from Lagos on Saturday?
Please help
This tricycle that I boarded this evening from Sabo market, Yaba ehnnn
Osunmo One chance
O jina si regular Napep oo
Alhamdulilahi 🙏🏾
Same old format, dem wan run me street this evening. I had all my work tool and devices with me.
If I make a post about the state of the economy and you quote me with my posts supporting BAT during the elections without being my friend or mutual that we bant on a regular, I will swear for you ni.
At the end, na all of us own this country and we have a right to our choices
Dear HR,
When an employee resigns, always ensure they don’t get assigned fresh tasks by their line managers.
Tell the managers to ensure such employees prioritize pending tasks only!
Do not spoil the employee’s last moments with work!
Kind Regards.
If I go 100% remote, I have the skill to home school my kids (though I won’t do it).
I know how to shape characters without necessarily using cane!
I understand developmental psychology better
@contentmints
Early this year, a certain house on my street had janazah prayer for their neighbor and exactly a week later, they were having aqeeqah for a new born.
It was a big lecture for me that day.
We leave, another live!
@BA7_3AN
@Mr_JAGs
I still stand firm in my condemnation of burning and destroying of properties from the start of the chaos that happened after the earlier peaceful protest.
Mr Peter, show me a tweet showing Rinu calling for the destruction of properties. From there we'll move on in this exchange
Fun fact:
I trained over 7,000 teachers directly and indirectly with EKOEXCEL as a School Supervisor
I trained over 3000 teachers directly and indirectly with EdoBEST
I trained over 5,000 teachers directly and indirectly with KwaraLEARN as a Regional Schools Mgr
Star Trainer
States that have accelerated primary school education achievements through certain programmes.
Lagos: EkoExcel
Edo: EdoBEST
Bayelsa: BayelsaPRIME
Kwara: KwaraLEARN
About to:
Oyo: OyoSHINES
Enugu: EnuguMEGA
Ekiti: EkitiPROSPER
Akwa Ibom: Akwa Ibom RISE
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