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chris

@Mr_Chris_Jones

4 years

I finally got around to framing and hanging my #Eurovision copies of the Radio Times from the 1960’s

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3 years

Paris Hilton is the real winner of the US Open

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9 months and 12 kilograms later 😮‍💨

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Celine Dion explains the benefits of wearing a face mask in public places

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Hyacinth Bucket has arrived on the River Seine for the opening ceremony #Olympics #Paris2024

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4 years

Oh here comes the annual Fairytale Of New York debate again

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I see the BBC are making good use of those Eurovision props #Strictly

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Bless Loreen’s mother in the audience #melfest

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Ooh ahh, just a little bit. Ooh ahh...

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3 years

Wasn’t she in Eurovision?

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1 year

Didn’t you win ‘Best Radio Personality’ two years in a row?

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Just gonna say this… if you’ve won it before I don’t think you should be able perform again

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Iceland took the lamp home 😂 #Eurovision @dadimakesmusic

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gym done suns out off to get drunk now

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4 years

Dotter and Anna Bergendahl competing in #Melfest 2061

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5 years

Who’s behind the mask? #maskedsingeruk

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2 years

Mary Magdalene opening Jesus’ tomb today:

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Not the Eurovision hosts announcement making it onto mainstream British news??!

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4 years

Can we talk about Beth ‘all that jazz’ Rigby please

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Not ITV news blurring out my Hera Bjork ‘I feel it coming’ t-shirt

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2 years

If this was a UK entry it would be laughed at

NUTSANATORS 🌰

@LinditaStan

2 years

there’s something you need to understand asap: - being unoriginal does not equal being bad - being innovative does not equal being amazing I’d rather support an empowering song than a weird “neverdonebefore” entry like Croatia’s lol

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She’s feeling good, she feels alive x

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“Eurovision opens doors” The doors:

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“Eurovision opens doors” The doors:

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7 years

It's ok @Ticketmaster I didn't really want Britney tickets I just wanted to select all images containing a car

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9 months

New loungewear courtesy of @denloungewear

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7 years

A nautical theme you say? #Eurovision

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5 years

My cat swallowed an elastic band and just threw up over the balcony and it landed on the table of the flat below

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6 years

UK artists after doing Eurovision

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“it might be your birthday but it’s all about me ok” 🐾

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4 years

Why does Rishi Sunak’s signature look like he’s about to launch his own range of rosé wine?

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@Priyant1987 delete this

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4 years

If my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike

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5 years

Why is the bbc writing articles blaming everyone else on the UK Eurovision results other than themselves

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6 years

Going to the toilet/bar during Eurovision when the songs you dislike come on

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1 year

Lulu will be fuming that, once again, she has to share this achievement with 3 other people

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Kylie Minogue becomes the fourth female soloist in history to score top 10 hits in five consecutive decades in the UK. She joins Cher, Diana Ross and Lulu.

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4 years

Obsessed with Christine at brunch dressed like she’s going to a funeral #SellingSunset

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1 year

Before Padam After Padam

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Before Padam After Padam

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“May we please have the votes of the United Kingdom.” “DON’T YOU START WITH ME LOVIE.”

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1 year

All this talk about Trish and this is all I can think about #bbuk

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8 months

My neighbours when they hear me play ‘Effortless’ by Jacqline for the 248th time today.

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Jacqline didn’t WIN?! #Melfest

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I’m not saying I’m a @eurovision model but…

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7 years

United Kingdom’s staging for ‘Storm’ in crisis after the EBU announce prohibited items at Eurovision @surieofficial

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4 years

The original Chromatica II transitioning into 911 meme but it's actually the final key change of Ira Losco ‘7th Wonder’

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@Matheeek Staging? Lighting? Camerawork? Suspense? Drama?

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6 years

The Eurovision Song Contest to be replaced with the Saara Aalto Song Contest whereby Saara performs a song for each country in their respective language.

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6 years

Who is ready for a major announcement tomorrow 🌟🌟🥳 I have some big news for everybody at Midday tomorrow....do you have any ideas what it could be 🤔😍 #DancingOnIce

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chris

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My 2015 Eurovision adventure was a quick 24 hours in Vienna. I booked my flight the night before and got a ticket to the show on the day. On my flight home, I found myself sitting next to Alex from Electro Velvet. #EurovisionAgain

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✨ @GirlsAloud

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8 years

@thecatreviewer This is Nala. Good at posing. Developing human tendencies to sit upright. Likes cheese. 10/10.

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4 years

Victoria’s next job could be in cyber. (she just doesn’t know it yet)

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@SusanBoyleHQ My Neck My Back

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4 years

My food cooking in the microwave

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6 years

I was convinced the opening chorus line in Ashes To Ashes sounded like another Eurovision song and I’ve just realised what it is.

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4 years

Did you know that Sia wrote the new single by Steps?

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Linda Barker, Changing Rooms, 2000.

grudge judy 🏳️‍🌈

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this chandelier: yes or no

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I found nemo

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@420insidejob @JamesCoyne

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Find someone that looks at you the way @iambilalhassani looks at @Mahmood_Music 💖

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Louis slagging off Ronan Keating, Fern slagging off Gary Barlow, Jedward annihilating Louis Walsh. Tonight is GIVING. #CBBUK

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Obsessed with the drinks menu at the @BritishMusicExp

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On this day in 2002 H & Claire reached number 3 in the UK singles chart with DJ.

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Who’s the most underrated rapper of all-time? 🤔 Need to settle an office argument!

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Jessica Mauboy not giving a shit on that stage and having an absolute riot is EVERYTHING. The ENERGY. The ENTHUSIASM. #EurovisionAgain

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Reading all the Gemma Collins memes like:

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5 years

Me breaking out of isolation when this is all over

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Entering my boy racer era 🚘

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If I was at Judges Houses with a pool at my disposal, my performance would look something like this #XFactor

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@townsendyesmate I love them like this - they’re so cute, waiting for their trailer and being fancy free enjoying life

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This does not sound good to me.

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"Hi Capital, I'm not b-list anymore"

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Jon Ola Sand before he reveals the Eurovision results

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Celine Dion: Call the police. Also Celine Dion:

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The best Super Bowl half time show of all time

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@thecatreviewer 10/10 for friendliness and headbutts. Extra marks for snazzy collar.

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Serhat has single-handedly saved Eurovision 2019, Brexit and cured world hunger with this song

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Name a more iconic doctor. I'll wait.

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4 years

For an extra £10 you can have it injected by Michelle McManus, Lucy Spraggan or an S Club Junior

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G-A-Y owner Jeremy Joseph offers to turn iconic London LGBTQ venue into vaccination centre:

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SMASHED IT @alexander_olly 🇬🇧

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GUYS!!!! So I put ‘Brooke’ as my name in Starbucks and the barista yelled ‘THAT’S RICH!’ and I paid by firing my money gun over the counter.

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Me when one of my Eurovision tweets gets more than three likes

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💥S•T•E•P•S💥 @LSLofficial @_ClaireRichards @Faye_Tozer @Ianhwatkins @llatchfordevans @OfficialSteps @ssearena

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"Let's go girls" @ShaniaTwain

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I could sense the silence across the nation as AJ & Kai did that final lift #Strictly

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Mini reveal

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Eurovision fans trying to find a favourite entry out of 41 mediocre songs

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Lee from Steps has had a radical new haircut

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John Lundvik helping the UK out with a song then shitting all over it with his own winning entry

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5 years

Still got my Tazos collector album from 1996. Complete collection too. Will it ever be worth anything?! @walkers_crisps

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Housekeeping when I ask if I can check-in to my hotel room early

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Technically, the UK is on the left hand side of the scoreboard

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UNITED KINGDOM OFF THE MARK 🇬🇧 #EurovisionAgain

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dying inside

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This evening I am watching the 1982 Eurovision Song Contest live from Harrogate

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Omg the similarity

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Imagine Salvador handing over the Eurovision trophy to Eleni. S: “Music is not fireworks” E: “YEAH YEAH IT IS FIRE” #Eurovision #AllAboard

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Is it just me or... #RoyalVarietyPerformance

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3 years

I overheard someone in the toilet saying ‘I thought this was meant to be a Eurovision night’ as they were playing SOLDI

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3 years

Girls outside the club asking when they’ll play ‘proper music’ it’s a Eurovision night luvs this is as good as it gets

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@Mr_Chris_Jones

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Hi Michael Rice, welcome to Tel Aviv! So I have very uncomfortable question to you. What do you call bread rolls where you’re from?

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