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@MrKwacky

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No time for racists and bigots. Tweets may include BCFC, 49ers, music, politics, motorbikes and shite jokes. A liberal wanting equality. Woke is a compliment

Joined June 2020
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@MrKwacky
Mr_Kwacky II
2 years
Prince Andrew is attending the coronation, so the RAF are getting some practice in.
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Love this
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@MrKwacky
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2 years
People who are saying Joe Lycett shouldn't bring politics into sport need up go back to school and do some learning about the Commonwealth and then read up on politics and sport.
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@MrKwacky
Mr_Kwacky II
6 months
Greece is well known for its ruined villas
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@MrKwacky
Mr_Kwacky II
1 year
Blues didn't win today, but I did. I spent the day with friends watching BCFC. We took the piss over food and beers, we sang, we laughed, we ate, we drank. I saw coppers laugh as Millwall got chased. Following Blues means more than the result. We're in this together.
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@MrKwacky
Mr_Kwacky II
3 years
@SeanMK1 @RALee85 There's a reason why they're called the TikTok Battalion
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@MrKwacky
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3 years
@RALee85 He's seen some shit
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@MrKwacky
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1 month
Can someone explain to me why so many of our fans are giving him abuse for this interview? He's nothing but complimentary about us.
@footballheaven
Football Heaven
1 month
🗣️ “Birmingham City are the Galácticos of League One” Rotherham United boss Steve Evans on the game this weekend Full interview here 👉 #RUFC | @BBCSheffield
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@MrKwacky
Mr_Kwacky II
3 years
@krasmanalderey @IggMusic @Kathlee71013772 @SehzadeSoroush @haynesdeborah What's the quote? Something like "War is old men talking and young men dying."
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@MrKwacky
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7 months
Fair play Blues, both the club and the fans. This is great to see.
@BCFCFanUpdates
Birmingham City Supporter Updates
7 months
The sun’s out and the Fan Zone is a hive of activity. ⚡️ #BCFC
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@MrKwacky
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3 months
Tom can't make the game because his ticket still hasn't turned up.
@BCFC
Birmingham City FC
3 months
"Let's make it a great day for everyone, from start to finish." 🔵 Ahead of tomorrow's season opener, Chairman of the Board, Tom Wagner, has delivered this message to fans.
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@MrKwacky
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1 year
This is for everyone who calls themselves Blues. To the never-miss-a-game hardcore, the special occasion goers or the when they can go fans, to those who have just started their Blues journey and those whose journey has sadly ended. This is for the boys in Royal Blue. Cheers.
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@MrKwacky
Mr_Kwacky II
8 months
Was it Lee Bowyer who said it's not difficult, just get the ball on Juke's head?
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@MrKwacky
Mr_Kwacky II
2 months
Don't forget your tickets for tomorrow. It's going to be Stanfield's debut as a Birmingham City player.
@MrKwacky
Mr_Kwacky II
2 months
Don't forget your tickets for tonight It's going to be you last chance to see Stansfield play at St Andrews.
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@MrKwacky
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2 months
I saw a comment along the lines of "if you watch the game, you don't notice Paik. If you watch Paik, you see the entire game." He does so much. Most of it is simple, because he reads the game so well. My favourite is the way he knows when to drop back to cover defence.
@bluenoseboss
BlueNoseBoss
2 months
Seeing a lot of mixed opinions on Paik, what are your thoughts? #BCFC
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@MrKwacky
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@MrKwacky
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I don't care if you hate NFL or love it. I don't care if you like the Deadpool films or never seen them. I don't give a shit if you're a fan of the Wrexham series. Just make sure it's a fucking horrible and toxic atmosphere on Monday. Let's show these prima donnas who we are
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@MrKwacky
Mr_Kwacky II
2 months
If your social media timeline is full of parents telling you how well their kids have done (congratulations) I'm here to bring some balance. My son's A level results were crap. Fortunately university was never in his plans. Nothing changes though. I still love him.
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🤐
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@MrKwacky
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1 year
Every "how I was mortgage free by 25" article explained
@Exploding_Heads
The Exploding Heads
1 year
We meet three extraordinary young people and find out how they achieved so much at such an early age 🌟
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@MrKwacky
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9 months
In 10 years time well be settling in to our seats at the Knighthead International Arena, talking about our team captain @BellinghamJude 's hat trick over the Vilers at the weekend, as we wait for the teams to come out against Barcelona in our UEFA quarter final.
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@MrKwacky
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@MrKwacky
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5 months
This summer we get two massive screens, a new club shop, a couple of fan parks, an outdoor auditorium for gigs, new indoor and outdoor bars, VIP sections in the ground, a new PA system ... They get some new seats. And they think we're the small club.
@TyBracey
Ty Bracey
5 months
The North Stand having ALOT of work done 👀
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@MrKwacky
Mr_Kwacky II
3 years
@Red_Pill_Remedy @RALee85 I think you're being very harsh. They took out a chair and dealt with a houseplant.
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@MrKwacky
Mr_Kwacky II
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I reckon we'll lose against Wrexham. It's a Monday night under the lights, full house, high expectations, half the world watching. Blues like to keep us in check I'm staying off the internet if we do lose. Half of our fans and the rest of league one will be calling us failures
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@MrKwacky
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5 months
I wonder if the old gits get pissed off with Jude calling himself a bluenose? Apparently no proper blues fan would ever use that term.
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PANJABI BLUES OSC
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@MrKwacky
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3 years
@Caucasuswar Or Russian soldiers in Ukraine uniforms.
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Mr_Kwacky II
1 year
That's the sort of hospital letter I don't mind receiving. My lump isn't cancer, which is a huge weight off my mind.
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@MrKwacky
Mr_Kwacky II
8 months
That fatal crash on the Soho Road was sadly a case of when, not if. The standard of driving in Brum is horrendous. Jumping red lights is standard. They ignore pedestrian crossings. They overtake into incoming traffic. Switch lanes knowing you'll break to avoid them.
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@MrKwacky
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1 year
If you want to call someone a leach, call this prick a leach
@andy4wm
Andy Street
1 year
Grateful to be invited by @BCFC ’s new owners to the first home game of the season. An atmosphere of hope & great optimism at St. Andrews today. It’s clear the new owners are dedicated to bringing success to Blues - looking forward to working with them in the near the future.
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@MrKwacky
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2 years
Birmingham city were comfortably beating Swindon Town at home.
@FootballJOE
FootballJOE
2 years
Explain the UK economy right now in football terms
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@MrKwacky
Mr_Kwacky II
1 year
A quick reminder: We've not retired Bellingham's shirt, we're holding it for him until he returns to us.
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@MrKwacky
Mr_Kwacky II
7 months
Remember kids, it's just two Birmingham City managers until Easter.
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@MrKwacky
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3 years
@AlbaGman @RALee85 I keep trying to suggest to Finland that they should grab St Petersburg for the giggles.
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@MrKwacky
Mr_Kwacky II
10 months
There were plenty of people who wanted him out. His tenure was far from idyllic. There were long runs of poor results, questionable tactics and dubious line ups. Take your blinkers off. Two wins didn't turn him in to Ferguson or Guardiola.
@mynameismrjrb
mynameismrjrb
10 months
We weren't perfect, but the club and fans were together. There was passion, heart, and pride for the badge. That's all we ask for, and that's what Esutace gave us.
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10 months
Tony Mowbray dunks his biscuits. For that reason I'm in.
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@MrKwacky
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1 year
@sail_outtt @ediemmill As a dog owner I can't begin to tell you how many dog owners assure me their dog is fine, while said dog is totally ignoring shouts to come back. The dog runs up to mine at speed and can't work out why my dog doesn't want to be sociable. Dog owners need to be more responsible.
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@MrKwacky
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We're still all Blues. And that's the difference between us and anyone else. We don't hide from the storm. We face it head on, knowing you can't have joys unless you've faced the sorrows.
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@MrKwacky
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5 months
Spending money they've not got. Achieved nothing this century. Only liked by the elderly or simple minded. Delusional. Everyone else hates them.
@emilyhewertson
Emily Hewertson 🇬🇧
2 years
The parallels between Aston Villa Football Club and the Conservative Party are wild right now.
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@MrKwacky
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2 years
A reminder that life is fleeting. My mate has had the "4 months without treatment, 6 months with" talk today. Don't dwell on arguments Don't put off doing fun stuff Money is meaningless in the grave Tell those close to you you love them Hug often Smile frequently
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@MrKwacky
Mr_Kwacky II
1 year
A toast, to a good friend, funny bloke and a Bluenose. Neil "Squeaky" Hill. Taken too soon. He was a keen atheist and socialist, so I hope there is a God, so you can give each other a well meaning hard time. I'll miss you mate.
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@MrKwacky
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1 year
You can take the Brummie lad out of Birmingham....
@WolfRMFC
WolfRMFC
1 year
Getafe really tried to rattle Jude all game but they don’t know he is a bigger menace 😂
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@MrKwacky
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10 months
@B25dave Old Blues didn't have to worry about having Sky cameras zooming in on what was going on, a social media witch hunt, losing their job the next day and the club getting fined.
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The day Blues sing "are by far the greatest team" is the day I look for another club to support.
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@MrKwacky
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2 years
@Blue_Sauron Close? He could have slapped a Welcome to Ukraine sticker on the thing.
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@MrKwacky
Mr_Kwacky II
1 year
I know we brag about being a multi cultural club but you only have to spend a day on this platform to realise we've got our fair share of racist fans. The responses to BCFC's black history month or any non Christian festival sadly highlight the bigots.
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@MrKwacky
Mr_Kwacky II
7 months
It's sad to see so many people finding things to complain about. Blues aren't perfect. They'll never be able to please everyone all the time. We had 2 free gigs. There were loads of bars and food serving 24k people. There will be queues. If you don't want to queue, stay at home
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@MrKwacky
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It's 12 minutes for your lot because you're always being chased.
@avfcbreaking
Aston Villa Updates
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Get In tbe bin... The proposed new site is at the old Wheels site which is a 12 minute walk from New Street,10 minutes from Moor Street! #BCFC 👀
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@MrKwacky
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1 year
What a fantastic day it was. Just how it should be No matter how much paint is used, how many fireworks are let off or how many quarterbacks come on board, it's the people I share pints with, chat shit with and sing songs with who make it special I love you all, my Blue babbies
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@MrKwacky
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1 year
Two years ago today. I still think about calling her to ask her something before I realise she's not there. Grief is very weird.
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@MrKwacky
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3 years
@BBCLondonNews That should end the war
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@MrKwacky
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3 months
I get that there will always be people who slag off the OSCs. That's fine. I joined one to see what they're about. Cost me a tenner, with £3 going to charity. You can be as active (or not) as you want to be. There's no agenda. It's never compulsory.
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@MrKwacky
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1 year
Unsurprisingly it's Moxley who is the first to try and piss on our chips. He can fuck off. It's going to take more than a bitter old hack to take away my optimism today.
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@MrKwacky
Mr_Kwacky II
4 months
How fake is this? Everyone knows villa run.
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1 year
@EnglandGeezer Is he begging for more hand outs?
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@MrKwacky
Mr_Kwacky II
8 months
I'm going to start a Herbert's Yard Blues Supporters Club. We meet once a month at the Yard, drink beers and eat street food. Dogs more than welcome, unless they're a small yappy shit. Who's in?
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2 years
My wife hands in her notice today. Her company have ignored her requests for more responsibility, they paid her a pittance, her boss took the piss. Today they're making people redundant and dumping more work on her. I'm proud of her finally walking away from that place.
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@MrKwacky
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@kn33jo @CilComLFC @Maat8787 @asightingFJB He's just come back from hideout festival. You can believe in reptiles or the government using strangers on a plane to bring in ID, but I'm going with drug psychosis.
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@MrKwacky
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It's almost comical how many older people want to go back to the "good old days", until you suggest giving kids milk and meals in schools, free university, a well funded NHS, higher taxes to fund infrastructure, affordable houses and decent wages, they suddenly become very angry.
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@MrKwacky
Mr_Kwacky II
3 years
@RALee85 Snake Island did warn them.
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@MrKwacky
Mr_Kwacky II
3 months
Those white pods are for the new WiFi system.
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@MrKwacky
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2 years
@mammalsmall The team have discussed this in the past. What happened yesterday has happened before with the full agreement of all team members. From 2019:
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2 years
@deathofbuckley We made a protective perfume out of crushed rose petals, hid in shade shelters from discarded hedge porn and reflected the sun with the help of magically white dog turds.
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@MrKwacky
Mr_Kwacky II
6 months
There is absolutely no excuse for drink driving. The vast majority of people have a smart phone. You're a couple of clicks away from ordering a taxi. Call a mate or relative, or ask the bar staff to order you a cab You know you're drunk. You know you're putting lives at risk
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1 year
It's 2036. Blues have just done the European triple. Meanwhile Moxley is moaning that the club didn't build it's world renown international 60,000 seater stadium closer to the number 11 route and how that decision has cost the club dearly and driven away the fans.
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@MrKwacky
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1 year
@BillyHollinshe4 SEX OFFENDER. TREAT CAUTIOUSLY
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@MrKwacky
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2 years
@ImagyStranger @bayraktar_1love Doesn't the USA have about 2000 sitting in a desert gathering dust?
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@MrKwacky
Mr_Kwacky II
2 years
@simonspudwynn @RachelReevesMP Unfortunately Simon the entire British economy isn't based on your personal experiences
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@MrKwacky
Mr_Kwacky II
2 years
Up steps Darren Carter
@dailystar
Daily Star
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Sexpert shares four words people love to hear during sex
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Alfie May penalty for the equaliser
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@MrKwacky
Mr_Kwacky II
6 months
"Dion, your taxi is here"
@BCFCFanUpdates
Birmingham City Supporter Updates
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Supporters now have the opportunity to submit their big screen messages for the final home Sky Bet Championship fixture of the season against Norwich City.
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Mr_Kwacky II
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He can say Birmingham correctly. For that reason he's got my full backing.
@BCFC
Birmingham City FC
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"If we can create the right kind of atmosphere around the Club and in the stadium, then we're going to be very, very difficult to stop." 💬 Chris Davies' first interview is here.
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1 year
Please God no. This desire to link peaky blinders to just about anything blues related is very nauseating.
@brumforward
Forward Alliance
1 year
New stadium built into an enormous Peaky Blinder themed attraction on the Wheels site, is my educated guess. Further down the line of course. Solves several problems of revenue, attracting new/past supporters and marketing Blues to a global audience. Plus mass redevelopment.
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@MrKwacky
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I've seen a lot of our fans panicking about Rotherham sacking their manager. If any club should know there's no such thing as a new manager bounce it's surely Blues.
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@MrKwacky
Mr_Kwacky II
2 years
If there was one thing about you to define just how much of a Brummie you are, what would it be? Mine - I met my wife in a Snobs.
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@MrKwacky
Mr_Kwacky II
3 months
Do these muppets forget that we play half of our games at home? Even if we can't play on the ploughed fields they're so proud of, it's going to be sexy starburst football at St Andrews. That's 69 points in the bag to start with.
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@matt_pufc
Matt PUFC
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Can't wait to see Birmingham City fans watching their millionaire players getting slapped about by teams intent on anti-football while refs wave away stone cold pen appeals in a ground that looks like it survived a direct nuke attack while paying £8 for a microwaved burger. #bcfc
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1 year
I can't make it on Saturday. Having seen the replies to the latest pre match comments from Rooney I'm glad I won't be there. I can't believe how many people who call themselves fans of this club are hoping our manager fails. We don't deserve success if this is our fanbase.
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@MrKwacky
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3 months
Some beere will be £1 cheaper for an hour after the game and from midday to 1.30pm on Saturdays. They'll adjust the times for other kick offs.
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10 months
Excited? I absolutely rigid mate.
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@MrKwacky
Mr_Kwacky II
2 years
@King0243_PJC @LBC You misread the small print. Brexit was all about giving the government more freedom.
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@MrKwacky
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6 months
Norwich will be wondering why thousands of Blues have turned up with inflatable carrots on Saturday.
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@MrKwacky
Mr_Kwacky II
2 years
That arsenal team and the performance they put in that night. *Chefs kiss*
@TheArsenal1913
TheArsenal1913
2 years
Goal vs Birmingham at St Andrews, January 2003 🐐👑
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2 years
@AllisonPearson @leeandersonmp We can afford it. We can afford to look after those in need. But the government refuses to do so. Stop stirring up hatred towards a group of people. It leads to violence, as we saw yesterday.
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@MrKwacky
Mr_Kwacky II
2 years
Sadly most of my DMs with Gaz were on my old account. He asked about cannabis oil. I told him I could get some. Gaz had only tried the shop bought stuff. I did warn him this was the real deal so he needed to take it easy. He thought he did. I gave him his first whitey 😁
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@MrKwacky
Mr_Kwacky II
2 years
This is the game when i reported a group of Burnley fans for racist chanting and gesturing. The police were very slow to react, even though the racists were still gesturing. I don't care if it makes me a grass. I can't tolerate racism.
@BCFC
Birmingham City FC
2 years
Three goals and three points at Burnley in 2012! 👌
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2 months
If members of the LGBTQ+ community were accepted and treated the same as others then sure, no problem. But verbal and physical attacks against them have increased. They're discriminated against at home, at work and in public. These groups provide much needed support & advice.
@Sidbcfc_
Sid 🇬🇧
2 months
Gonna be unpopular, but this is just unnecessary. Why can't people who are members of the LGBTQ+ community just join the already existing OSCs that are in their area? Why do we have to separate them and create a new club?
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@MrKwacky
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Reform. The current name for ukip. The party that wants to end rights for workers, women, trade unions and tenants. The party promoted by Russian bot farms. A limited company backed by the rich. The first choice for racists and a party full of racists. The party to end the NHS.
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@MrKwacky
Mr_Kwacky II
1 year
The people hating on Glastonbury and the people at Glastonbury are dull old fucks who are dead inside. They've never been to a gig, rave or festival. They've never lost themselves in a song, smiled or cried at lyrics that mean so much to them. They're emotionally insensate
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@MrKwacky
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2 years
I'm told I should be working on Monday because I'm not a royalist. That's fine Just so long as the royalists arguing this who don't support trade unions start working weekends, give up paid holidays, don't claim maternity/paternity leave and give up their minium wage. Deal?
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@MrKwacky
Mr_Kwacky II
10 months
It's bizarre and bemusing how one journalist who isn't a Blues fan but covers our games has heaped nothing but praise on our teams performance, yet the journalist who is a Blues fan can't stop spewing bile and slagging everyone off. You backed the wrong ownership bid. Let it go
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@MrKwacky
Mr_Kwacky II
1 year
Stick to your soft porn and Andrew Tate tweets, you absolute danger
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@MrKwacky
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3 months
FULL STEAM AHEAD big thanks to @wacomup for this
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Mr_Kwacky II
1 month
@MarfKRO We're a commercial entity now, controlled by American businessmen who will do all they can to raise our profile. This is just the start.
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@MrKwacky
Mr_Kwacky II
1 year
Don't forget to raise a glass to Neil Squealy Hill today, a Sheldon lad and long-standing Blue It was his funeral today. Sorry I couldn't be there mate but you would only have moaned about my choice of footwear. Keep right on.
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@MrKwacky
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6 months
I sense violence happening next Saturday. This team do no deserve our support, regardless of the result.
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