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Mr. Krabs

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13 years

I've got a Valentine's Day special goin' at the Krusty Krab: bring me yer money, and I will love it!

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Mr. Krabs

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8 years

Love the taste of a Krabby Patty – but don’t want to talk to people? Buy a Frozen Krabby Patty and heat it up at home, in perfect silence!

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Mr. Krabs

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7 years

Thanksgiving is about being grateful for all you have. I’m not just talking about money! But I’m mostly talking about that.

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Mr. Krabs

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8 years

The new Krusty Krab museum is now hiring! Do you have 250 years of selling experience? If so, prepare to be underpaid!

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13 years

Idiots.

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8 years

Due to intense outrage over the awfulness of Frozen Krabby Patties, the fresh Krabby Patty is back! So stop sendin’ me angry letters!

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8 years

Remember the flavor of a fresh Krabby Patty? Now, you can forget it with new Frozen Krabby Patties! That’s extra profit you can taste.

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Mr. Krabs

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6 years

We moved! For your daily dose of #SpongeBob F.U.N, follow @SpongeBob !

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Mr. Krabs

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7 years

This Halloween, come and get a Spooky Patty … sure to scare the money right out of your hand (and directly into my cash register)!

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Mr. Krabs

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9 years

I told those oddly dressed freeloaders lookin’ for free candy to get lost! Eh, wait a minute: it’s Halloween, isn’t it? I’m a bad person.

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Mr. Krabs

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13 years

Anyone in the mood for a Krabby Patty?

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Mr. Krabs

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8 years

Well, the Frozen Krabby Patty business is a bust. Looks like it’s back to makin’ money the old fashioned way: by sellin’ actual food.

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Mr. Krabs

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10 years

A New Year means big changes at the Krusty Krab. Unless the customers don’t like change. In which case, everything stays exactly the same!

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8 years

Turns out people really didn’t like Frozen Krabby Patties. What a terrible idea Squidward (and not me) had! Last time I listen to that guy.

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Mr. Krabs

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10 years

You don’t need to go shopping for me for Christmas, I don’t even need presents … just give me the cash!

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Mr. Krabs

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6 years

WOAH. If you tweet @SpongeBob today, they might @ you back with something nice for #SaySomethingNiceDay !

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Mr. Krabs

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9 years

Happy Pappy’s Day to me Pops! He gave me my first dollar, and I’ll never spend it. Or any of me other dollars, if I can help it!

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Mr. Krabs

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9 years

Take a break from Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day at the Krusty Krab! Don’t worry, we’re not cleanin’ our fridge here. Er, I mean …

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Mr. Krabs

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11 years

Who's my Valentine this year? I'll give ye a hint: it's me money! I love that she's a cheap date.

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Mr. Krabs

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10 years

This July 4th, we’re servin’ up Krabby Dogs! Same great Krabby Patty, all new shape! And they're cheap to make! I love this holiday.

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Mr. Krabs

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11 years

Come on down to the Krusty Krab's New Years Shellabration! It's a whole new way to give me your money.

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Mr. Krabs

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8 years

New product at our Krusty Krab museum gift shop: a Squidward-inspired fragrance! It’s called “Attitude”. Pay for it with money!

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Mr. Krabs

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10 years

Is five dollars a high price for coral fries? Not on National High Five Day!

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Mr. Krabs

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8 years

If a Krabby Patty wasn’t quite as good, but a lot more convenient, why would you say no? Buy Frozen Krabby Patties at your supermarket NOW!

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Mr. Krabs

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10 years

Here’s a Halloween treat: Krabby Kandies! Made from only the finest fry grease and corn syrup. Now here’s the trick: they’re not free!

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Mr. Krabs

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12 years

This Christmas, I don’t want anything special. Plain ol’ money will do just fine!

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Mr. Krabs

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9 years

We’ve got a special start of autumn sale: buy two Krabby Patties, and get one! It’s the season to “fall” for anything.

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Mr. Krabs

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13 years

This year, the Krusty Krab is undergoing some exciting new changes: No more free napkins.

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Mr. Krabs

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10 years

Happy Leif Ericson Day! In honor his journey, today you can buy a Krabby Patty for the same great price, no matter how far you’ve traveled!

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Mr. Krabs

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10 years

Happy Father’s Day to the only crustacean with a tighter claw than me! He taught me a penny pinched is really hard to take from you.

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Mr. Krabs

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9 years

Happy Leif Ericson Day, a bold sailor and explorer. I like him so much, if I could I’d give him a Krabby Patty! Well, at a 10% discount.

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Mr. Krabs

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11 years

This Christmas, the only presents I want is the presence of big spendin' customers in me restaurant!

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Mr. Krabs

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11 years

I'm so thankful to all me customers. After I raise the price of the Krabby Patty, I'm gonna be even more thankful!

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Mr. Krabs

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10 years

Yo-ho-ho, it’s Talk Like a Pirate Day! Or as I prefer to call it, the only day o’ the year I can understand a landlubber’s blubberin’.

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Mr. Krabs

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11 years

For Halloween this year, I'm dressing up as the scariest person I know: the health inspector!

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Mr. Krabs

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8 years

Come and visit me new Krusty Krab museum! All the fun of being in a fast food restaurant without the hassle of getting any food.

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Mr. Krabs

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8 years

Our new Frozen Krabby Patties are just like regular Krabby Patties, but with more filler. Eat ‘em and you’ll feel full of … something!

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Mr. Krabs

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10 years

Krabby Latkes, anyone?

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8 years

The Krusty Krab hired a fancy ad agency for a lot of money -- so we can make even more money! I sure do like sayin’ “money”.

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8 years

The health inspector’s comin’ next week. Ye never know how that’ll go, so come on down to the Krusty Krab while we’re still open!

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Mr. Krabs

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8 years

At the Krusty Krab, you’ll get a whole Krabby Patty for just half of whatever’s in yer wallet. Whatta deal!

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Mr. Krabs

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9 years

For the record, pirates are booty-thievin’ vermin unworthy of even parkin’ on me poop deck. But it’s fun to talk like ‘em!

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Mr. Krabs

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8 years

I’m proud to announce the grand opening of the Krusty Krab Factory! It cranks out Krabby Patties faster than you can ask, “What’s in ‘em?”

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Mr. Krabs

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8 years

Our Frozen Krabby Patties all come with freezer burn at no extra charge! And to think they call me stingy …

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Mr. Krabs

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8 years

I’m workin’ with a fancy new ad man named Don Grouper. He’s so good at sellin’, he convinced even me to pay him what he’s worth!

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Mr. Krabs

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11 years

This Hanukkah, I'm proud to introduce Krabby Kandles! They're probably not made from leftover fry grease, and they smell delicious!

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Mr. Krabs

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12 years

Hey there, zombies: Hungry for brains? Come get a Krabby Patty! There might be a little brain in there, so try one and see for yourself!

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Mr. Krabs

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8 years

I’m sellin’ off Krusty Krab equipment! Who wants to buy the grill? Comes with free grease! Er, well … discount grease.

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Mr. Krabs

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12 years

Ya can't pinch me today; I'm wearin' me money belt!

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Mr. Krabs

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8 years

Wanna buy an actual Krusty Krab trash can? Guaranteed authentic! There’s no mistaking that Krusty Krab trash can smell.

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Mr. Krabs

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12 years

They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Maybe that's why I got all these three dollar bills on April Fool’s Day!

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Mr. Krabs

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13 years

They say it is better to give than it is to receive. But I’m all about receiving. I don’t need to be better!

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Mr. Krabs

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8 years

Now you can own real Krusty Krab tables and chairs! They’ll give your dining room that “seated uncomfortably close to strangers” look.

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Mr. Krabs

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8 years

The Krusty Krab restaurant is history! In its place: the Krusty Krab museum. Pay us a visit to learn why running a museum is much cheaper!

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Mr. Krabs

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13 years

The bigger your order, the greater my thankfulness!

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Mr. Krabs

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11 years

Leif Ericson was a great explorer. That's why today, I'm celebrating this legacy by exploring new ways to charge more for a Krabby Patty!

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Mr. Krabs

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13 years

Here’s my employee not making me any money at all. Hey, there’s that pickle again! http://t.co/xxFKsxzD

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Mr. Krabs

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13 years

I ain’t payin’ you to lollygag on The Moon! Back to Earth, now! RT @SpongeBob squirrel in its fav habitat: The Moon! http://t.co/7Qaou1QD

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Mr. Krabs

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13 years

Okay, I’m in.

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Mr. Krabs

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13 years

I saw boys there. They were on the front of those beautiful dollar bills! RT @MsPearlKrabs There were no boys there http://t.co/1w0b6YBA

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Mr. Krabs

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13 years

Lookit me! Money towel, money glasses… I even got money money! RT @SpongeBob Mr. Krabs stood like this for about 2 hrs http://t.co/1w0b6YBA

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Mr. Krabs

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13 years

Hey, is that @SheldonPlankton hiding behind a deck chair? RT @SpongeBob http://t.co/Xd06A75J

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Mr. Krabs

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13 years

I’m not spending top or bottom dollar on this silly sleigh race.

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Mr. Krabs

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13 years

No, @SpongeBob . I have no interest in entering a snail race, a boat race or a three legged sack race for that matter.

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Mr. Krabs

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13 years

Don’t know about the picture, but the bulldozer sure did. RT @SpongeBob the picture doesn’t do the place justice. http://t.co/4sjLkomN

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Mr. Krabs

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13 years

@SpongeBob , this old crustacean has a bad back, a bent nose and two eyes that can’t look in the same direction at the same time.

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Mr. Krabs

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13 years

Boy, that sure was a good vacation! Look at SpongeBob and Pearl havin’ uh … fun. http://t.co/4sjLkomN

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Mr. Krabs

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13 years

Free ice? Hey that’s a great idea. @SpongeBob ! Bring me ice chest, we’re packing it full o’ #ColdGold !

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Mr. Krabs

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13 years

@SheldonPlankton Big talk for a puny bug too small to ride a macaroni, let alone a sleigh.

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Mr. Krabs

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13 years

@SpongeBob ! You and Mr. @Squidward go down to the used sleigh shop and root through their dumpster.

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Mr. Krabs

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13 years

Yeah...good one, Sheldon. RT @SheldonPlankton I’m the stealer around here & don’t you forget it! You red...round...um...idea stealer!

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Mr. Krabs

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13 years

And speaking of my arch-nemesis, I wonder how @SheldonPlankton ’s doing in there?

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Mr. Krabs

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13 years

I’ll gladly tell ye exactly where y’are. For the bargain price of $40! RT @Patrick_Star I sure am having a great time here. Where am I?

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Mr. Krabs

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13 years

@SheldonPlankton No comment.

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Mr. Krabs

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13 years

@SheldonPlankton You’re so small, if you told a snail to “Mush” he’d just eat ya!

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Mr. Krabs

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13 years

@SpongeBob I’m not excited about it and you can’t make me.

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Mr. Krabs

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13 years

On the other hand, she did eat my arch-nemesis...so she can take her time gettin’ outta here.

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Mr. Krabs

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13 years

Perhaps our Mollusk friend would like a monster-sized #KrabbyPatty ? It’s available at an abominable price!

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Mr. Krabs

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13 years

Oh. Well in that case, get the freeloader outta here. She’s scarin’ away me customers. RT @Spongebob I don’t think she has any money

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