BREAKING:
#Texans
WR Tank Dell was shot in Florida at a nightclub as an innocent bystander.
It’s thankfully a minor wound and he will make a full recovery.
@sackid13
@brutalfightz
Always excusing their violence. This was a 30 year old man beating a 13 year old kid. Doesn’t matter what the kid said. That thug is now in prison where he should be!
7 figure deal- closed
Iron- pumped
47 oz steak - eaten
Hooters waitress- fucked
6 domestics- drank
Sublime- listened to
Mario aka Lukas- made fun of
This is the typical morning of an Alpha Male
@ThePhillipHolz
@jasrifootball
Tua is carried by Alec Ingold, Braxton Berrios, and River Cracraft. Without those 3 Alpha Males, he would be stocking shelves at his local grocery store
@Tomhennessey69
@globalnewsto
You know those anchors aren’t actually “terrified”. They’re actually terrified that the 👃will fire them if they don’t say that
@Reggie_Bflo
Fields is way better than Pickett. It’s not even close. Kenny has a top 5 roster. Fields has a bottom 5 roster. And still puts up better numbers
Alpha males only consume things that come straight from God
Carrots
Oranges
Water
Double Cheeseburgers
Red Bull
Buffalo Wings
Domestic beers
Pizza (not Hut)
NEVER: M&Ms, Chipotle, or woke Cheetos
@MiamiCanes1971
@JebraFaushay
Per usual, Timmy “nailed” it right on the head! Stop normalizing small boobs. Elite ladies men like Touchdown Timmy and Hugh Jynveiny NEVER settle for small boobs
I just saw a foreigner in my small town! His license plate was from some state called Ontario, which might be in the Middle East. Is Hamas attacking my small town?
I agree. In honor of Donald Trump, the 45th president of the United States, the number 45 should be retired and a Trump 45 banner hung in every stadium
NEWS:
#Dolphins
hear coach Mike McDaniel “CRIES A LOT” and is “an emotional guy,” says Terron Armstead,
McDaniel puts his team’s losses on himself and he can get emotional reviewing plays with the team.
(Via NBC)
@NickAdamsinUSA
Nick, you have it all wrong. Atlanta drafted Penix because they knew he needed to be saved. Penix needed to find God and vote for Donald Trump, and they knew Kirk was the only hope to save this young man’s life