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Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)

@MrJynveiny

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a liquor captain never abandons his sinking shit ship

Joined April 2023
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
9 months
@AddisonEra2 Now the Vikings again have a qb playing at an mvp level
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
3 months
I wonder if he was shot by a white guy? Japanese perhaps?
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3 months
BREAKING: #Texans WR Tank Dell was shot in Florida at a nightclub as an innocent bystander. It’s thankfully a minor wound and he will make a full recovery.
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
9 months
@Rockfish40 Why did you let her play with coal? Don’t you know there’s a toll for that
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
3 months
Alpha Males do NOT go to Alcoholics Anonymous
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
9 months
@sackid13 @brutalfightz Always excusing their violence. This was a 30 year old man beating a 13 year old kid. Doesn’t matter what the kid said. That thug is now in prison where he should be!
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
5 months
7 figure deal- closed Iron- pumped 47 oz steak - eaten Hooters waitress- fucked 6 domestics- drank Sublime- listened to Mario aka Lukas- made fun of This is the typical morning of an Alpha Male
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
10 months
@corn4lakes @NoContextHumans I was gonna say. Definitely 18
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
5 months
I just saw a black in my small town!
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
8 months
@XGavinMcInnes 2 tweets isn’t a 🧵, Gav
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
1 year
@Shut_downAmazon Nah he got what he deserved
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
26 days
@anactualwalnut That’s not great
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
8 months
@tariqnasheed Vote for Trump then
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
4 months
An Alpha Male NEVER wears his seatbelt
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Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
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@ThePhillipHolz @jasrifootball Tua is carried by Alec Ingold, Braxton Berrios, and River Cracraft. Without those 3 Alpha Males, he would be stocking shelves at his local grocery store
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
9 months
@niasalterego This is the only way she can get acting work if her husband puts her in something he’s in
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
3 months
Tough, but fair!
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
4 months
What happened to Guy Jones? I hope he didn’t take the vaccine
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
7 months
@benshapiro Ben is in the tunnels
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
2 months
As an Alpha Male, I cannot STAND poor people
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
2 months
No pajeets No boomers No blacks No liberals No “them” No fat chicks allowed in my small town!
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
11 months
@32BeatWriters @RamsNFL After hearing Higbee’s blaccent, I am immediately dropping him from my team
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
1 year
@ItsMrsWilkes OJ Simpson’s defense team argued you can’t tell if he’s black by the sound of his voice lmao
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
1 year
@StateFarm Funny how they put a white guy as the thief
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
2 months
This was the greatest monologue
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
9 months
@WestinMichaud You are defending violent thug Matt Petgrave you are a traitor
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
5 months
Matt Petgrave is a thug and a murderer
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
6 months
Aaron Hernandez > Travis Kelce
@ElectionLegal
Pericles 'Perry' Abbasi
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Taylor Swift has made the 2023-24 Kansas City Chiefs the most hated team in NFL history, and no other team comes close
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Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
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@NickAdamsinUSA Three very “well endowed” Alpha Males
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Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
1 year
@MarshaWarfield @Cobratate Yeah right, like you’d ever have a chance to wake up next to him lmaooo. He fucks models. How old are you like 100?
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
3 months
I’m Hugh Jynveiny. I’m 24 years old. I have a large member, and I’m NOT voting for Joe Biden in November
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@ChayaRaichik10
Chaya Raichik
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I’m Chaya Raichik. I’m 29 years old, I’m in the US, and I’m NOT voting for Joe Biden in November. How about you?
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Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
1 year
@NoLieWithBTC How is that even close to comparable
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
8 months
@Tomhennessey69 @globalnewsto You know those anchors aren’t actually “terrified”. They’re actually terrified that the 👃will fire them if they don’t say that
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@CrimeWatchMpls Still not as dangerous as a black man
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Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
7 months
@merchthatsari @spinbackmecca This is why you can’t compete with white women. You’re all so violent!
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
8 months
@Reggie_Bflo Fields is way better than Pickett. It’s not even close. Kenny has a top 5 roster. Fields has a bottom 5 roster. And still puts up better numbers
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
5 months
Alpha males only consume things that come straight from God Carrots Oranges Water Double Cheeseburgers Red Bull Buffalo Wings Domestic beers Pizza (not Hut) NEVER: M&Ms, Chipotle, or woke Cheetos
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
6 months
@phemoid Decisions you MADE led to you having a criminal record and living in your car. Women are delusional
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
1 year
@AdamSchefter @MikeReiss Stop canceling games when players get hurt Them not playing doesn’t make him get better. Finish the game
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
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I think all fat women should go to prison until they lose the weight. This isn’t controversial
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
5 months
@RyLiberty @SameeraKhan White men + Asian women = high chance of autism
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Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
4 months
@phemoid Looks like more makeup at 30, but hotter at 20
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Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
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I would like to impregnate @rachel_stern
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Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
6 months
@_willcompton @richeisen It’s easy for Rich to get around. He uses secret underground tunnels
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
9 months
@sackid13 @brutalfightz A thug and a liar!
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
7 months
Breaking: Hugh Jynveiny is officially endorsing Donald J Trump in 2024
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
6 months
@ElectionLegal @whstancil I have 3 post graduate degrees and 17 phds and I can confirm Pericles’ conclusion
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
1 year
@stepsisemma I feel so bad your father
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
7 months
Alpha males know you CAN judge a book by its cover!
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
4 months
On our way to Moe’s
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
4 months
@TheJobfather__ I work hard so I CAN stay out of your neighborhood!
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
7 months
I would much rather have an ELITE quarterback like Joe Flacco than a beta male like Patrick Mahomes, Kylie Murray, Deshaun Watson, or Russell Wilson
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
1 year
@April_Imholte You do look rough. Age and tattoos destroyed you. Tough scene
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Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
8 months
@empireenjoyer10 She probably still smells!
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
1 year
@ItsAnnaa4U AI generated
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
5 months
@MiamiCanes1971 @JebraFaushay Per usual, Timmy “nailed” it right on the head! Stop normalizing small boobs. Elite ladies men like Touchdown Timmy and Hugh Jynveiny NEVER settle for small boobs
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
4 months
I will NOT be eating tacos tonight
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
7 months
@PickensBurgh Every quarterback in the NFL is better than Kenny Pickett
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
1 year
@AsianPatDixon His fault for renting to entrepreneurs/scholars/joggers/astronauts/no impulse havers
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
11 months
@CrimeWatchMpls This needs to stop. The blacks are out of control
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Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
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@NickAdamsinUSA It’s really hard to pick up chicks when you’re at the same bar as Nick Adams
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Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
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@MattWalshBlog I remember him as someone who rushed for 2,000 yards in a 14 game season
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Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
11 months
@GiaMMacool Some rich man had to work really hard to buy that expensive boat and put hot chicks on it
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
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@ArianFoster Arian loves this
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
1 year
@GraceCemi 10 years from now you won’t be posting pics like this because you’ll have realized that time does in fact matter
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
9 months
@cheetah Tyreek is an alpha male who loves God and loves President Trump. I expect him to go for well over 2000 receiving yards this year!
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
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@emo_garfield420 Capitalist on capitalist crime is out of control!
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
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Grimace (Alpha Male) would never let anything bad happen to President Trump. I trust him wholeheartedly!
@ThePhillipHolz
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There’s only one guy I trust to lead President Trump’s security detail
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
1 month
I just saw a foreigner in my small town! His license plate was from some state called Ontario, which might be in the Middle East. Is Hamas attacking my small town?
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
6 months
I agree. In honor of Donald Trump, the 45th president of the United States, the number 45 should be retired and a Trump 45 banner hung in every stadium
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Retire 45s number
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
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@BallBlastEm Definitely not taking a woman’s fantasy football advice
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
3 months
How much is Shoehei Ohtani betting on Dodgers Padres today?
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
9 months
@AsianPatDixon Weed is ok. Porn is not
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
5 months
@EvanGilmer420 There’s one guy in that picture that I do NOT trust!
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Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
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Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
4 months
@stoolpresidente Why is Billy scared to admit he loves President Trump?
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
9 months
@idciycontagious That’s not my intention at this time
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
1 year
@barstoolsports Tough scene for Tyler Allgeier
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Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
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@NickAdamsinUSA My money would be on Nick. The cartels don’t understand how strong and handsome Nick is
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Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
1 year
@BellaSwedish Are you in your 50s?
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Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
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I am living like a king boys
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Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
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@RyLiberty @Cobratate They will never hang out with you
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Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
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@idciycontagious Would be way hotter without the tattoos, though. That’s the point
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
5 months
@LegendSports7 Just because he went for it on 4th down doesn’t mean he’s as good a coach as Dan Campbell lmao
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Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
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Arch Manning (Alpha Male)
@IsItOutEa
Is EA Sports College Football Out
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Huh?
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
1 year
@ElijahSchaffer Well it ain’t Palestine
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
5 months
Guy has TREMENDOUS influence. One tweet from Guy and Elon listens!
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
4 months
Maybe beta Mike should draft Caleb!
@_MLFootball
MLFootball
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NEWS: #Dolphins hear coach Mike McDaniel “CRIES A LOT” and is “an emotional guy,” says Terron Armstead, McDaniel puts his team’s losses on himself and he can get emotional reviewing plays with the team. (Via NBC)
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Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
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@stupidandhot The tits are nice but the tattoos and hair are g g gross
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Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
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@LiangHanWei6 @InchP9650 Weihan I just finished working 18 hours
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Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
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@NickAdamsinUSA I also make my 2 year old son pay rent. He needs to learn nothing is for free!
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
3 months
@NickAdamsinUSA Nick, you have it all wrong. Atlanta drafted Penix because they knew he needed to be saved. Penix needed to find God and vote for Donald Trump, and they knew Kirk was the only hope to save this young man’s life
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@MrJynveiny
Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
1 year
@Annakhait @ericareport The first two examples are from affirmative action. Jamie Foxx was definitely on merit though
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Hugh Jynveiny (Alpha Male)
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@Christopher208_ Many have been saying that Christopher played a key role in rigging the elections in 2020
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