Mr. Kiwi @MrHilariouskiwi Twitter profile

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Mr. Kiwi

3 days

This was the post that was my pinned tweet with 25,000 views. The original poster @mikecockskin was suspended (August 2024). Just popping this back up here because ‘truth’ Silly me, read that as ‘in it for the rapists’

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@gazpachomachine @Nvyvnv That’s toilet paper you know nothing.

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@devon1337 @DawnMadelene @RRWR68 @calabazamusic @elfgail1 @GovTimWalz And a free hand gun with every purchase…

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Not wrong 👇

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3 years

In case you forgot #nzpol

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1 year

Can anybody explain why Maureen is suddenly wearing a mask?

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1 year

Can’t help myself

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2 years

Happy holidays Auckland

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2 months

Just opened my mail. Cunts at New World sent me a $65 fine for staying more than 90 minutes in their car park after I spent $295 at their shitty overpriced store. What exactly is the legality of that you bush lawyers?!!

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9 months

Look actual news!! Well done Aotearoa Water Action!!

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2 years

NZ Army heavy duty tow truck arriving into Wellington today #clownvoy #gohomedipshits #freedumb #convoynz2022 ha ha ha

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2 years

ACC offered me a bribe today for $2,000 if I discontinued my request for a formal review into why a case manager and her supervisor lied to two of my doctors.

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1 year

So I emailed the Manawatu Chinese Assn about racist Julian Batchelor’s intended Palmerston North meeting and expressed my concern and received this reply today:

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9 months

One of the former ACT Party presidents is a pedophile. His party knew/knows that he is a pedophile. How involved is this pedophile in the ACT Party today? Why has the government given the Ministry of Children portfolio to ACT? #nzpol

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1 year

My fkn landlords have written to increase my rent by 32%. All whilst the roof still leaves, some windows leak and 2 - 3cm of water flows through the garage every time it rains. Have written to tenancy services and I’m just too busy for this crap. Nasty and greedy.

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2 months

What a load of horseshit. These fools downplayed the weather warnings and minimised peoples fears.

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2 years

@kirsty_johnston The conflict of interest with Simon Power being King’s College head of the BOT and CEO of @tvnz who are under-reporting this scandal is in itself another scandal #ResignSimonPower #Uffindell #nzpol

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1 month

This article completely nails the unprofessional incompetent media for making NZ’s covid response more difficult. Basically by being assholes. They’re all named. Excellent report✔️

How New Zealand’s media endangered public health

The New Zealand government’s COVID-19 response was a success story, national media’s coverage of it was not.

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3 years

This lady just parachuted onto my garage shed and yelled ‘Torna da me a meno che tu non sia vaccinato due volte!’ I told her I was now she’s offered to show me her grandmother’s pasta sauce recipe. Apparently her group have been scattered over Auckland. Look out everyone!

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3 years

Wow Paddy Gower did a good thing outing that insane doctor in Kaiapoi. TV3 6pm news.

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3 years

So Muller had 53 days paid sick leave plus 45 days off to support his wife’s illness. 98 days of uninterrupted sick leave. And the fucker voted against sick leave entitlements extension for the peasants paying tax so he can get well. Bastard.

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1 year

Look at the black mould on the walls and ceiling of this listed rental, through Barfoot and Thomson (big National donors) Glenfield, AKL:

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2 months

Any of you Right Wing bitches want to tell us again about the one million Kiwis that would come home once you got into government and got the nation ‘back on track’? I’ll be here, waiting… #nzpol

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2 months

New record set for Kiwis leaving NZ as exodus deepens

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7 months

Todd Muller showing Luxon how to be gracious:

Todd Muller

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7 months

I wish @jamespeshaw all the best for the next chapter in his life. He was one of my best friends in politics despite our divergent views. A great sense of humour, willing to listen, adjust and see the bigger picture and the best of people - all for the greater good.

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7 months

The fucking state of it…

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7 months

Watch Luxon completely hand his empty skull over to Winston while Judith smiles inanely

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3 months

I declare that a PM lying every day to the NZ public is illegal.

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7 months

So the Tenancy Tribunal mediator issued a directive for the scummy landlords to pay me several thousand dollars and to address all the repairs and maintenance within the next 4 weeks and to not increase the rent until all that work is complete. Always stand up for your rights!

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3 years

I just wanted to say #ChurArdern for keeping our country flexible and responsive to the fickle requirements the pandemic has inflicted on our nation. I’m sorry you, your partner and child are targeted. I’m sorry that your hard-working colleagues are disparaged. Have a nice Xmas!

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2 years

Uffindell report released to the Tories at 6pm yesterday Friday. Where’s the executive summary? Where’s the media investigation? #nzpol

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4 months

Had my 6th Covid vaccination today. I am officially 6 x dead now so do let me know if you’d like any haunting done.

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Mr. Kiwi

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2 months

Discharged. Very wobbly on drugs. Off home for 3-4 weeks rest. Really appreciate all the cheerful best wishes from everyone on here. You are all wonderful and I feel very grateful for your support ❤️ (Not a single negative comment! Blocking #thecookernews and #RWTroll works!)

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1 month

David Seymour is some sort of weird misogynist and creepy young girls stalker dude who should not be in a high-ranking public position. What the fuck is the media doing about all of his and Jago’s activities? Why are they not holding this MP to account?

David Seymour defends raunchy meat T-shirt

Attire depicting naked woman reclining with the caption 'Got meat?' leaves a bad taste.

www.nzherald.co.nz

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6 months

Countdown and Parliament both have a plague of rats

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3 years

Keith from the Plague Donut crowd didn’t reply to my email. $407,000 in wage subsidies. But happy to support #freedumb protestors.

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Mr. Kiwi

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1 year

Ditto!

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24 days

FYI everyone. I’m still taking my toxic landlords to court. Got to the tenancy tribunal. You can claim over $7,000 in exemplary damages. Things that hurt you. Messed with your quiet enjoyment, your quality of life, your mental health, yr physical health and your friends/family.

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2 months

My last supper was home made fish and chips, with a CartelBurger™️ for dessert. I’m going in for surgery tomorrow. It was really, really lovely knowing you all (well, most of you). Send thoughts and prayers. Don’t send flowers if I don’t come back. Give your money to @NZGreens

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9 months

Has Luxon called Hipkins yet to congratulate him on being reconfirmed as New Zealand’s Prime Minister? That pig has no manners am I right? #nzpol

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1 month

Remember when the Governor General had to read Luxon’s litany of lies and corruption about what they were planning to do as a government? Chloe’s expressions are us.

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2 months

Actually I think that this slogan: National Destroys, Labour Builds Is the campaign slogan for 2026 @nzlabour

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@MrHilariouskiwi

3 months

What would you prefer? This luxury tiny home for $57,000 for someone in need of a warm dry home or be happy with the knowledge that grifter eejit #lyinLuxon got a new chair and desk for $57,000?

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4 months

Never forget that NO country leaders ever resigned immediately after meeting Dame Jacinda Ardern. None.

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2 years

If you are over 50 will you choose to get the 4th Covid shot aka 2nd Booster? Comment as to why you voted yes or no:

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7 months

Disgusting human:

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1 year

Violent attacker of woman in Palmerston North sought for questioning by @nzpolice

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1 year

Who is this guy? We need to report him for assault at the Julian Batchelor vent in Palmerston North last night Sat 22 July.

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7 months

G.R.O.A.N.

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Mr. Kiwi

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3 years

Hey! @radionz I received an invitation for my vaccination about 4 weeks ago. Exactly two weeks after that text invitation an email arrived. I used the code in the email to book my two appointments this month & Sept. Today I got a reminder text too. Stop scare-mongering. Be a Kiwi

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1 month

But what do his cousins / siblings aka parents really think?

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3 years

Blenheim Covid spreader person is unvaccinated. C’mon @FlyAirNZ get your new no vax/no fly protocols into place please,

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6 months

Not fit for office

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3 years

@cosmicandrogyny @kiwicthulu My wonderful Aunty Hazel (hyper-active, insomniac) always said ‘just lie down and close your eyes, at least you are resting’.

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Mr. Kiwi

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7 months

I’ve cut back alcohol consumption over 80% from about 12 months ago. Getting a lot more done. Mental health better. Had 6 or 7 beers over about 6 hours last night and feel like muck today. Lost the boozing mojo. Tis good? 🤔

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9 months

What if all renters just stopped paying rent? January 1 2024? #RentStrike See how long the scum last before the banks eat them alive.

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2 years

Haha Cookers - another litre of VACCINATED BLOOD into the system 😃

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2 years

What does Jenna Lynch do after platforming another biased poll? Well she goes happily home to her partner who is the Chief of Staff for ACT. Drain the swamp. #nzpol

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4 months

Get this. 1 April was my last day as a tenant. At the handover with the ‘property manager’ (not a manager) the fucking landlords were there with a builder / painter looking at fixing the damage to have it repaired that I’ve been asking to be done for 18 months. Assholes.

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Mr. Kiwi

@MrHilariouskiwi

2 years

I forgot that I followed Jacinda Ardern on FB and just went and read her recent few posts. Wow she packs a lot into her days. Quite an amazing woman doing incredible things every day for New Zealand and always a warm smile for everyone. #churArdern

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8 months

Have a sookhunt racist cunts

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Mr. Kiwi

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3 months

‘Siri, show me a completely gutless pathetic excuse for a Leader’

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Mr. Kiwi

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7 months

Children Getting Hooked On Coffee Because Irresponsible Parents Buying Them Fluffies

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Mr. Kiwi

@MrHilariouskiwi

2 years

Auckland construction and demolition industry notice, please share: Owner of North Shore Demolition, Mike Vickers, has his truck parked illegally at parliament. He is also unvaccinated.

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Mr. Kiwi

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5 months

@GrandpaHarris65 A wee strip of seaweed as a book marker would have helped this along nicely…

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Mr. Kiwi

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10 months

Oh in other news I had a 4th date with a really sophisticated intelligent attractive well dressed professional genuine values-sharing sexy woman today I kissed her on her very pretty lips We’re going to a concert next Friday as I had a spare ticket and she likes me 😆

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Mr. Kiwi

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2 months

Never forget:

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Mr. Kiwi

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3 years

Just going to focus on the leader today. What a remarkable woman. I’m totally happy with the COVID strategy. The next two terms will require some egalitarian magic to fix poverty, housing and make fair, earnings.

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2 months

Bloody hell. Reading this I’ve just realised that #lyinLuxon doesn’t think NZ is good enough or big enough for him to be the PM of. It seems he believes that he should only be the leader of a much larger more successful country and it’s someone else’s fault 1/2

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Mr. Kiwi

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1 year

Good morning

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9 months

Congratulations to Chris Hipkins being confirmed as Prime Minister of New Zealand #nzpol

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2 years

Yo @Te_Taipo I went to town and reported a shit load of this account last night and wake up to this lol

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3 years

I only have one question - why are the NZ Police allowing more people to enter the area in front of parliament?

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Mr. Kiwi

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27 days

The most corrupt most incompetent government in NZ’s history.

king of the west II

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Costello would have taken a paper to cabinet to be signed off by luxon

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7 months

Someone painted ‘you have blood on your hands’ on Penk’s billboard in Kumeu. And a bloody hand print on his face picture. Interesting as that billboard has stood for a couple of years and not been modified until now. People very unhappy about going to war and not being asked.

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11 months

Thank you @rebeccawright for your professional and thorough questioning of the Leader of the Opposition. NZ needs more people in media working like you are. Keep it up.

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8 months

National to replace free school lunches with free cigarettes.

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6 months

Lol

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9 months

My dad died over 7 years from lung cancer and emphysema it was just horrible. Lifelong smoker. I’ve never smoked (bad experience in teens) but have always been happy to see NZ’s steadily decreasing consumption. Tories are bad. #nzpol

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Mr. Kiwi

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7 months

Right. Taking the first trailer load of my belongings away from this house. Driven out by toxic greedy lazy landlords. I’m taking them to the District Court and trebling my $ claim.

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Mr. Kiwi

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7 months

Please send your thoughts and prayers to AKL Cyclone Gabrielle damaged homes homeowners who are now having to deal with Louise Upston, Chris Penk and Simeon Brown. JFC 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳FFS

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2 years

@frankritchie Frozen veges are often more nutritious and cheaper than ‘fresh’.

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2 years

Mick Jagger and Jacinda Ardern share the same birthday... ⭐️ Rock stars ⭐️

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9 months

If this corrupt National/ACT/NZFirst does not reverse the $3,000,000,000 tax gift to landlords, the only option is for NZers to launch a #rentstrike #nzpol

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1 month

Luxon caught on film in New York:

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2 months

I’m not dead everyone. Onwards with the rebellion!!

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13 days

All these women were harassed, abused and threatened until they had to quit politics for their own safety in some cases for the safety of their family members too: Jacinda Ardern Clare Curran Golriz Gharaman Nanaia Mahuta Metiria Turei Kiri Allan Others?

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3 years

Do you reckon that people living in the USA who are watching Don’t Look Up realise how fucking stupid they all look?

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2 years

Wellington tug boats spray a mixture of disinfectant and Pfizer onto the first large Petri dish sliming it’s way to our shores:

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8 months

I reckon a protest vigil outside #lyinLuxon ’s house at Day 89 to announce the public’s sacking of him at 90 Days is an appropriate event to plan. #nzpol

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2 years

Here you go @nzpolice fire extinguisher attack guy on Molesworth street ~8am

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5 months

New Zealand used to be a leader for justice and protest. Now we’re just another weak right wing dog’s breakfast of feebleness… #nzpol

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BREAKING: Ireland announces it will join South Africa in the genocide case filed against Israel before the International Court of Justice.

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3 years

During the drive home from the vaccination clinic I felt absolutely elated. I am so grateful that I live in a country that has such a great government, excellent health system and free medicines to protect me and everyone that’s important to me from Covid19. Thank you everyone xx

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3 years

@nz_voter It is disgraceful. I am calling out any male in my vicinity who has a go at her. Ask them why exactly and querying them on whether they just hate women. None of them can articulate anything relevant to the political landscape. None of them.

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6 months

Run away ya red-faced narcissistic bigoted clumsy #lyinLuxon , run away. You are NOT the PM all NZers. You are NOT my PM #nzpol

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9 months

Haha cunts #ToryMediaWhores

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3 years

Singapore ruling that unvaxxed COVID patients will have to pay for their own medical care. Bring it on, NZ.

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10 months

pisses me off that for weeks crazy people gathered outside the Governor General’s residence hollering into megaphones harassing her but here am I, the only person in a dinosaur suit outside Luxon’s house…

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7 months

BREAKING: National Party MP Melissa Lee Accused of Stealing NZ$100,000 from NZ On Air

PHIL😎of humerus bones

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Nat MP under investigation again | Otago Daily Times Online News

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3 years

Cleaning out some stuff in storage found a badge 😂

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2 years

Who would have bet on #Wainuiomata showing the rest of New Zealand how to deal with these Freedumb fuckwits? Piss off - you are not welcome in our village. Every town in NZ needs to take this leadership and follow it. #Clownvoy2022NZ #gohome #STFU

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6 months

Fucking idiot #lyinLuxon says ‘we need to build something that delivers better outcomes’ when asked about funding repairs one year on from Cyclone Gabrielle. What a fucking tool. Hopeless.

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6 months

It’s true though…

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2 years

Good news that the government is going to take full control of @KiwibankNZ . Let’s hope they pour billions into it and compete vigorously with the greedy Aussie banks and put all those profits back into New Zealand.

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