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writer/actor/friend to wild things. link has my novel HOT SISSY, film HOOKED and more

Pacific Palisades, CA
Joined July 2012
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@TheMaxisms
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3 years
Today is our six year first-hookup-aversary!
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2 years
This picture has aged well.
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3 years
Say it with swim trunks
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1 year
🎈
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2 years
This mirror was a kind mirror
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2 years
At airport two hours early. He’s ready for fatherhood.
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1 year
Woke up at 6AM today. Please clap
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1 year
Speedo check
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2 years
Suns out…
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1 year
He. Said. Yes. @andres___camilo
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The boys in Madrid are kind of cute
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2 years
Sucks Twitter is disappearing we were totally just about drop our nudes
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3 years
Trying to get out the door
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2 years
God gives his toughest battles to his toughest soldiers (I got a sunburn)
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1 year
🤫
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2 years
Lost luggage. Borrowed these pants
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🐻
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Getting fomo bc nobody has me in their 🟢
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hanging out all day in the hotel bathroom for the lighting
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2 years
Good morning say it back
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1 year
Gunna try to stay dry for the rest off the day
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2 years
Haircut
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1 year
Travels to a new state, posts bathroom selfie
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2 years
Unloading the last of my devil hoodie stock by offering 50% off (use code SPOOKYSEASON) at
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1 year
Island burfday!
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1 year
Finally entering my daddy bear era
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2 years
Nature boys going for their stupid little walk
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1 year
-Are you wearing the…. -Pride pants? Yes I am.
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2 years
Testing, testing…
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2 years
I’m only making this expression bc the sun’s in my eyes.
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Overslept. What’d I miss?
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Feeling nostalgic
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1 year
If you workout on vacation but don’t post about it, it doesn’t count.
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1 year
Try again sweaty
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2 years
Save $300, just sit in the hot tub instead
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1 year
Am I daddy bear yet?
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2 years
This is not a drill 🚨🚨🚨
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3 years
This week on Storage Wh*res…
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2 years
Just lookin at the pictures
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Good morning say it back
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1 year
Harajuku
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2 years
Sometimes I take pictures like these and send them to my boyfriend as if we are in a long distance relationship, even tho he’s right behind me.
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Uncle time
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Before/after @andres___camilo
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Pretty sure I can see Antarctica from here
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2 years
We still doing shirtless pictures here,
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I usually surf, but @andres___camilo thinks it’s sexy when I boogie
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About to drive 15 hours from Denver to LA. Wish us luck
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Any tips for getting a sleepy boy out the door and on the slopes on the morning? @andres___camilo
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Teamwork makes the dream work
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3 years
I’M COMING TO BRAZIL!
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2 years
Still positive for COVID a week later, even tho I feel perfectly fine. At least I have my stupid walks.
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I have COVID this week, so please stay at least 6 feet away from this tweet
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Sunset photo dump
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Someone plz photoshop this scooter into something more impressive thanks
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We furnished our home with sponsored content but are super proud of the picture and our space. @andres___camilo @kaiyo
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Something something grooming joke something something
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2 years
Decided not to do anything at all today. Happy with my choices
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Almost made it out of bed this morning
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2 years
Sex wax makes air fresheners and they smell exactly like you think
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