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Season ticket holder. FSG OUT A man without a moustache is like a man without a soul - Confucius

Seffy Park. Liverpool
Joined July 2022
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@ssevvnn The 11 year old girl
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@_Riddxck Nah, he already tapped that to death.
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@eurofootcom @sabahspor Some people want to be footballers until they get paid, then they realize they just wanted to be rich. A total waste of talent, but then again he is a multi millionaire and I'm sitting on my ass looking at Twitter.
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@SamueILFC He is no position to mock anybody while impersonating Andy Carroll.
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@AnfieldRd96 "The emergence of Bajcetic, the returning Morton and the belief next season will be a breakout one for Jones has lessened the need for Bellingham, while obvious admirers of the 19 year old, the club felt the huge fee was prohibitive in a summer where more than 1 CM is required"
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@NeilWilson_MUFC @JanAageFjortoft Why are you acting like it was finances that held ye back and this takeover is some sort of gamechanger🤣 Utd could have bought him under the Glazers, ye outspent every club on earth, including the state owned clubs ffs.
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@gamray Never trust a man whose face has no edges.
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@LtrollFp @FPL_BONES 65m, rising to 85m. But for that to even happen he can't flop given the clauses that need to be met to fulfill all of the add ons. Contributing a goal involvement every 2 games, out of position, in a struggling team, in a new league, not speaking the language, a flop? Get a grip.
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@sashasnakes @PopBase Wait so you are telling me that the same thing doesn't happen to everyone, everytime, and some people are unluckier than others? WHAAAAAAAA
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@AnfieldWatch Only Liverpool could not sign a player they chased for 2 yrs, citing how much he would cost as their feeble excuse, before being hugely encouraged he wasn't as expensive as they thought as it means they might get other players cheaper. Make it make fucking sense.
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@SxrgioSZN Not always lad.. Not always.
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@FabrizioRomano @altobelli13 Nonsense, he had to be allowed to finish the season given where they were. Bringing in Tuchel fucked it. Tuchel would have waited until the summer if Bayern had told him he was getting the job.
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@CM__LFC "This fella Danns, I heard he was born in a hospital.. not even at the academy, they just make it up as they go along"
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@GuardiolaTweets Correct, as Real Madrid, as the biggest club itw for decades, earn absolute fortunes to cover these sort of spends. City pretend they earn that much so they can spend large amounts, that is financial doping. The very essence of it in fact.
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@Carefree_Jam Narrator's voice "He went on to score just 1 PL goal at Anfield, in his entire career".
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@hannah1989__ Barber "James, what can I do for you mate" James "Can you make it so the shape of my head is a bit like the top of a penis mate" Barber "Say no more lad"
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@OzilThings Henry at 19 Brewster at 19
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@Liverpoolgoals_ Makes every deal look bad now. Is Mac Alister a good deal at £60m, when Jude is £88m etc. No excuses for not signing him at that price. None. We were fed lies to justify FSG's unwillingness to invest, we were never waiting for the right player. We just had no money.
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@AnfieldEdition Getting rid of players is not a rebuild, it's just getting rid of players. A rebuild is when those players are replaced and that is what our owners have always let the club down on. I'd be stunned if we are not left short again despite the huge cost cutting that is taking place.
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@Elder_Clint @ThePeakSanti He didn't, the ball was rolled to Trent who hit the bar as Rice watched on.
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@AnfieldWatch Nobody does more work outside of transfer windows then Liverpool.. Sadly as soon as they open they make excuses until it's closes again and then it's back to looking to sign every player itw.
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@CFCBlues_com @ESPNFC Shit gets funnier every passing week.
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@empireofthekop It was a lie, when will people see how FSG operate? Bellingham was nothing more than an excuse to get through previous windows without having to invest then when the time came they knew we were ALWAYS going to need multiple players due to not investing and use that as the excuse.
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@AnfieldEdition @BenBocsak @Liverpoolcom_ For half that price, Liverpool might be able to sign a midfielder that is half as good.
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@DrAnitaBEtin @libsoftiktok Trans story hour? Hahaha fucking hell. Anyway, nobody deserves to choose a bathroom full stop, if you are a man, you go into the mens bathroom. You don't get to go into the women's bathroom if you have a penis, it's not rocket science.
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@AnfieldWatch FSG provided us a low interest loan in 2016, imagine charging us for something that generates them money and adds a fortune to the value of their asset, even when it's in their interests, the only reason they do anything btw, they still do nothing for the club without a charge.
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@thedooberhead @Bornakang *Man says he wouldn't get with any girl who is not legally an adult Snowflakes "pedo!"
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@GageBMaule @_Riddxck Nah mate, if anything screams virginity it's this.
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@Ste_Pitt Well given an official didn't get punished for actually touching a player, ya know, elbowing Robertson in the face. I doubt they can do anything, not with a straight face anyway. Why would any LFC player not be weary of being touched by an official now?
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@AnfieldWatch John Henry will be first and center to get behind it then under the guise of it "leveling the playing field" when in fact it's just us who end up doing it.
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@rxlfpacked We have 19 leagues lad, all won without cheating.. why don't you go look for yourself I'm sure you can find one.
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@AnythingLFC_ Misses an average of 5 games a season. Nothing wrong with that, most players will miss a similar amount.
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@AnfieldEdition The final in Dublin and the fact Klopp hasn't won it is enough for it to peak my interest, but I would still play the kids/rotate as much as I could as it's not a priority until the latter stages. If we get to the quarter final I would take it serious from then on.
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@MailSport How has she been proved right 🤣 Everybody knew Arsenal would come back with a bid, that's not the issue. The reasons she gave as to why they would is the issue! The idea that City only bid to help Arteta out by forcing his board to up their bid is bordering on certifiable.
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@theashrb The propuheeee
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@AnfieldEdition @IanDoyleSport £250m to £200m to £100m, £50m next. Sign Mac and be told "further strengthening will depend on sales but even if nobody else comes in, Klopp is sure he has enough with the addition of the WC winner and a full pre season with a side that almost won the quad the season before last"
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@MCFC__BH @Cfc_Neo Cool story bro, come back when he has 3 in a season
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@LtrollFp @FPL_BONES Sound like you don't know the difference between excuses and facts. And again, why would I need to make excuses for someone with 18 G/A in 24 starts in his first season?
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@deanthebard @FrankKhalidUK One day a woman came up to Tuchel and said she has never been fucked, Tuchel asked what her dream was, she said it was to be ploughed by a rich German that looked like he was found under a hedge in Chernobyl. Tuchel obliged. Immense respect to him for that magnificent gesture.
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@AnfieldWatch Annnd that's the January budget gone.
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@StillRadz Our legacy is 25 league and european cups. The most successful club in England flower.
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@AnfieldEdition @SkySportDE So the same team with Gvardiol and Bellingham in it, if Fab and Harvey are starting for us next season, then the window has been a total bust. Simple as that really.
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@ThePaulMachin @WeAreTheOverlap Your face when Neville had the audacity to say the truth about your beloved FSG is more embarrassing than any plane banner btw.
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@empireofthekop What does "again" mean? You are aware we didn't sign Bellingham.
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@joepearce_ Been a huge part of our success, a genuinely great captain and lifted every possible trophy, will rightly go down as a legend but fuck me.. he is finished at this level as a player. He CAN'T start for this club anymore, it's painful.
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@DaveOCKOP £250m about to be spent on Timber, Lavia, Rice and Havertz after qualifying for the CL for the first time in wha? 8 yrs? FSG have blood on their hands, as do their anti investment cult of fans that justified their nonsense every window. Least ambitious owners of any top club itw.
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@dlmjnk So fucking what Danny from Twitter?
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@ESPNUK Maybe leave all them there too.
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@AnfieldEdition @lequipe Get a swap plus cash thing going then ffs.
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@Rainmaker1973 Context needed, age of that person, how much that person smoked, how long they smoked etc. To say that is just the lungs of a "smoker" as if there is no difference in smokers is misleading.
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@flameosumeet If we drop pts? You say that like there is a chance we won't.
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@JoshLFC1909 Elite mentality, he doesn't have to name names, we know it's Naby and Ox who the club tried to move on but refused to leave.
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@GuardiolaTweets Of course, City has to be called out as they are cheats. If it was City, for those exact fees, they would be announced by the club and their fanbase as Tchouameni- €30m Bellingham - €50m Camavinga - €20m
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@AnfieldWatch @SportsPeteO Milly's ruined his legacy the way he keeps taking the cash. Firmino knew his time was up and saved Klopp from himself. The idea that he is capable of a rebuild is laughable. He has an aversion to selling players that don't demand a move then claims we can't sign anyone due to it.
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@JohyanCruyff It's not a crack, we play that way purely because we know we have the best GK itw, by a mile. Klopp has literally said it, there is always a confidence that he will save if we are caught so it's worth the risk.
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@AnfieldBiker1 @Liverpoolgoals_ You don't get sarcasm no?
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@JayMotty Let's not normalise a Man Utd manager beating Villa (home) Burnley (home) Charlton (home) and Forest after almost a quarter of a billion spent in 6 months.
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@utdcynical £60m, and a sensational signing. Ye paid that for Mickey Mount with a few months left on his deal, the state 🤣🤣🤣
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@GageBMaule @_Riddxck Nope, but it's just a fact that no matter how hot a girl is, at some point she becomes just another girl. The only people saying "how did he cheat on her" are the ones who haven't spend yrs shagging her.
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@LFCTransferRoom @marca Liverpool on hearing the news have tabled a bid believed to be in the region of £40m with add ons.
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@AnythingLFC_ Arthur of course, one cost us money while the other made us money.
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@footballdaily Tell me you never played the game without telling me you never played the game, he lifted his fucking leg to the ball, it's a reaction to the ball going past him for his leg to come up like that, OF COURSE it's intentional.
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@Ic3Evaa Where was Gary on MNF after the 7-0?
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@Jesanchez3 Is right Jose lad, be careful though. The pro FSG, anti investment top reds will come for ya and tell ya you have never been to Anfield and call you a virgin.
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@DonHusam6 @anislfcdz Glory hunter is all, wasn't around for the Hodgson yrs, clearly.
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@AnfieldEdition @_pauljoyce That will show them Klopp. They get to keep the player they don't want to lose and you have to move on to a player you don't want as much. But the main thing is, we don't have to overspend as precious money is more important than getting the right player, always.
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@CothGhris Fucking horrible cunts all over the platform. The reaction to both LFC fans trying to get Sven to manage the LFC legends game after he said it was his dream, and Klopp saying that while he can't make him the manager, he can come in and do everything but, says it all. You're scum.
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@propsMCFC Like Lance Armstrong's achievements being the biggest thing in cycling history? Ye have been done for cheating in 2 of 3 competitions, agreeing to pay a fine in one and over 100 charges pending in the other. On what planet do ya think that gets ignored and your success legit🤣
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@dmlynch Huge role to play hahaha, I was waiting for this bollocks. When is the customary "transfer rethink?" after someone has a rare good game? Jones is garbage and should be sold. Done well tonight. The end.
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@LFC @curtisjr_10 Scouse privilege alive and well. Bang average, zero progression in 3 yrs, almost 22 and not even a genuine squad player. Laughable.
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@GageBMaule @_Riddxck It's not though, you think he looks at her the same way virgins like you do? Come on.. she is not "SHAKIRA" to him, just his ex wife.
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@bhavss14 That second half was a masterclass. Totally outclassed Arteta, changed his system and Arteta stood on the line, with his legohead, with no answers. Nothing lucky about winning 2-0 away with half your team out. You have to ride your luck but how many saves did Ali have to make?
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@AnfieldEdition @SkySportDE Barella and Bellingham would be sensational. I'd put up with us just signing 2 CM's if they were of that ilk.
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@LFCTransferRoom @Plettigoal "Hey man, do you want to be the new Gerrard? You can wear number 8, never win a PL and carry us on your back for your career due to underinvestment from owners not fit for purpose and a fanbase with extremely low standards?"
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@RealTomNumbers Couldn't manifest more than 3 goals in his 36 appearances with Liverpool all the same.
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@MCFC_Matt_1989 I remember that was a free kick, only further emphasizing that we should have had a penalty, so cheers for that.
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@Liverpoolgoals_ Probably because, unlike the rest, he is used to people not having a clue who he is.
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@_ChrisBascombe @neiljonesgoal Ridiculous analogy. More accurate if the person is a tight Boston billionaire that can afford the ferrari easily, has not bought a car for yrs, but then decided it was too expensive, despite knowing the price of the ferrari all along, so is looking at 3 Fiat puntos instead.
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@AnfieldEdition @marca The money almost always vanishes when the Americans arrive sadly. But they are white, so that's the main thing.
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@CF_Compss I think he has said this poorly but I think what he meant was basically "Whether Matip was injured or not, his goal was to get in the team anyway so nothing has changed"
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@ESPNUK Is that a compliment really though? Who is the competition working atm ffs, Gerrard, Lampard, Cooper, Howe, Southgate? Please..
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@AnythingLFC_ Yippee. Another way for FSG to generate income before telling us why those finances are impacted next summer.
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@City_Chief Brewster has the same European legacy as City.
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@StretfordPaddck Not true at all, we beat them in the big one.
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@AnfieldEdition @jac_talbot Nonsense.. £60m and I'd let him go though, inconsistent and too injury prone, put it towards Oshiman. If Nunez is going to be playing from the left I'd love to see us go for an out and out CF. Imagine Nunez Gakpo and Mo behind someone like Oshiman.
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@LFCTransferRoom @sport Best positioned to sign him FC.
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@DaveOCKOP Nope. Wouldn't take Mount on a free and any window that ends without a DM is a fail.
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@AnfieldWatch Hear this shit every year as soon as the window closes, it's so boring and predictable. Come January all these journos will justify us not entering the market due to inflated prices and next summer talk up the new stand and the emergence of Bajcetic as to why our net spend was 0.
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@refsupportuk They should be applauded? Hahahaha are you for real? They didn't do it out of the goodness of their heart, it took LFC releasing a statement demanding it and even then they were split on it. They should all be kicked out of the game instantly.
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@SteParsons68 @DaveOCKOP What are you debating? That Brazil's number 2 is better than their number 1. Rest lad, the debate is over, ended a long time ago in fact 🤣
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@bikofstik1stil @OzilThings That's the point, you can pick random times to suit your agenda making these comparisons nonsense.
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@AnfieldWatch He mas more crisis talks then he has team talks these days.
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@empireofthekop When Curtis plays football, I have to watch it about 3 times because I don't understand how he is still at the club.
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@UTDEmber @TheAnfieldTalk Literally impossible, a lack of history and success pre oil is what makes you an oil club. That they couldn't have success without it. We would be taken over as one of the biggest and richest clubs itw, and as the most successful club in England, all achieved pre oil. So suck it.
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@AnfieldWatch Name another club that could pull the Bellingham stunt on their fans, sign nobody for 2 yrs claiming he was the only one that could improve us, then say he is too expensive when the time comes but it's fine as we can play our RB in CM instead so what was all the furore about?
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