@MiddleearthMixr
Dying in a car wreck and they find terabytes of nothing but this image spread across all my devices.
Theres a folder called “last will and testament” but it’s still just this photo inside
@Babygravy9
Cardiologists will tell you there should be statins in he water for cholesterol. Doctors, whatever specialty, want to put humanity on pharmaceuticals all of the time.
@twhitfill
@mattxiv
lol this is called guys being college dudes. guys do things to get laughs in college and at college parties.
I’m sorry if you missed out on that sort of thing
Maybe the best present I’ve ever gotten, because I’ve never had someone listen to one off hand remark I’ve made and track something down based on a super niche interest.
@ManDaveJobGood
[Seth Rogan voice] what are you talking about? It’s lovely here. I guess I just don’t view my brain as an extension of myself. One time when a bug was sucking out my brains it left a little piece exoskeleton in my skull, so if it keeps happening you might get a little treat!
@marcorandazza
Since I first went to law school (2015), you’re one of a handful of lawyers I’ve always looked up to. Mostly now it’s a couple of good lawyers/good people I’ve had the privilege to work for, but I still look up to the lawyer/person you are.
@IsaacKing314
Sort of beside the point, but you can probably hire a process server. At least in the US, there are process servers who professionally do this and find/serve hard to serve people.
@MattMurph24
Paul Pelosi wasn’t attacked by a republican, the feds instigated the thing with Whitmer, and the only person killed in the capitol was one of the rioters (and she deserved it, btw).
Try again.
@CitizenCohn
@jadler1969
It wasn’t a misplaced comma Lmao it was an extremely inflammatory falsehood that is so preposterous on its face that anyone with an ounce of common sense would realize it doesn’t pass the smell test, & it came from a SCOTUS justice.
@amandacarpenter
They don't have "running mates" in Georgia. Totally separate elections. Don't you think you should know that kind of thing as someone who gets paid to opine about such matters?
Or nah?
@memeticsisyphus
Passing on an inheritance isn’t “nepotism.” Hiring your kid for a job they aren’t qualified for is nepotism. Your children interning your wealth isn’t. We don’t have to accept the terms they try to force on us.