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@Tanya_Sabrinaaa Are you upset because this is funnier than anything you’ll ever come up with

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(This poast is for the fellas) Check out this stick I found

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@english_shamar Dude who thinks it’s impossible to be racist to a white person

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@jarvis_best Tim Dillon had a great thing about Dinklage “walking across the tiny little draw bridge and pulling it up behind him.”

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@Sturgeons_Law Hmmm you think that’s the strangest part? Good to know! Hard drive check

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@GraceRandolph @OzeRamo That’s because it sucks

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@MichaelEDyson @VP lol the “white women tears” stuff doesn’t work anymore.

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@DreamLeaf5 @esjesjesj You are a man

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@baseballcrank Nobody wants to hear about your kind of conservatism, because we saw where your kind of conservatism got us.

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@j_arthur_bloom Lmfao you absolutely deserve the insane prison of delusion and paranoia that you’ve built for yourself, totally unhinged stuff!

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@Wangleberry This is one

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We're a modest company with modest goals: 1: sell a quality product at a fair price 2: drain the world's oceans so we can find and kill god

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@thehill Next time you see a poll about how little trust Americans have in the press, please know that it is because of you.

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@brettachapman Then what happened

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@willH1552673 @memeticsisyphus Desperation for the newest pair of Js lmao

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@Partisangirl @CoryBroersma1 Cope harderrrr

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@jeremykauffman For my enemies, nothing, for world star, everything

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@MiddleearthMixr Dying in a car wreck and they find terabytes of nothing but this image spread across all my devices. Theres a folder called “last will and testament” but it’s still just this photo inside

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@Matthuber78 Alternatively you could wade into the sea or just simply move to another country instead of turning ours into the Soviet Union

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Brits when their country is being conquered by the third world vs. Brits when you insult their language

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I spell it the English way, because it’s OUR LANGUAGE.

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@soulkhan L + ratio + scoreboard + don’t start wars you can’t finish

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@Babygravy9 Cardiologists will tell you there should be statins in he water for cholesterol. Doctors, whatever specialty, want to put humanity on pharmaceuticals all of the time.

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@twhitfill @mattxiv lol this is called guys being college dudes. guys do things to get laughs in college and at college parties. I’m sorry if you missed out on that sort of thing

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@kittypurrzog He just died? Wow. I didn’t know that. You’re telling me for the first time. He led an amazing life. What else can you say.

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Lmao a good buddy told a co worker he was going to see Joe Rogan and she reported him to HR

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@mattlavietes What happened in Nashville

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@jarvis_best Is it possible to say “sneaky jew stuff” but mean it in the most complimentary, based kind of way?

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@bonchieredstate They aren’t even a country lol how do they even get a chance to qualify

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@Artist_Angie Welcome in

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@Lead_Flinger Condolences to the boot lickers who feel obligated to defend this one. Tall order

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@PlusStebe @jeremykauffman You sound poor btw

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Maybe the best present I’ve ever gotten, because I’ve never had someone listen to one off hand remark I’ve made and track something down based on a super niche interest.

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@Lead_Flinger @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Just in time for my favorite day of the week

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@GenXDad1971 @KlasfeldReports Then so is every member of ANTIFA

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@maxinejoselow Liar

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@Peoples_Pundit Wow it’s a shame that the man they did it for didn’t help at all with legal fees and didn’t pardon them when he easily could have

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@aliciaandrz @ericozkan1 cry harder

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@MiddleearthMixr They are out to destroy their most beloved properties

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@77_steeze The funny thing is that somehow he’s more effeminate than Milo.

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@feministabulous @nickconfessore You seem upset

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@TimothyHorrigan @jeremykauffman Lmao they were obviously guilty and the evidence is overwhelming

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Me when I think about the Star Wars sequels

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>story about oppressive regime >underdog good guy faction is just called “the resistance”

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@MiddleearthMixr This is a wholesome post that touched me. You’re a five tool player - you can tweet in every major category.

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@damintoell “I think the man who brutally murdered a mother of 2 speaks for us all when he says…”

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@dannybarefoot Lol why do you have trouble believing that? Where have you been?

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@ManDaveJobGood [Seth Rogan voice] what are you talking about? It’s lovely here. I guess I just don’t view my brain as an extension of myself. One time when a bug was sucking out my brains it left a little piece exoskeleton in my skull, so if it keeps happening you might get a little treat!

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@_nomadic_soul There is no such thing as trans women. They’re just dudes. Cope harder.

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@SuppressedNws Scoreboard

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@atRachelGilmore Oh no, it’s harder to lie by omission of context now. I’m so sad for you. Quick question - see you going to cry?

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@LowEffortClub It was just sitting there!

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@marcorandazza Since I first went to law school (2015), you’re one of a handful of lawyers I’ve always looked up to. Mostly now it’s a couple of good lawyers/good people I’ve had the privilege to work for, but I still look up to the lawyer/person you are.

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@flapprdotnet God I wish that were me

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@HadiNasrallah Hamas is being eliminated, Palestine is over :)

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@gardnerakayla @KamalaHarris aren’t you a journalist lolol

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@AP Oh you mean like at the homes of Supreme Court justices?

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@ruth_hook_ I genuinely don’t believe this but I’m going to pretend like I do because i happen to love spicy food

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@_willcompton @washingtonpost Journos deserve nothing but contempt, well done

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@IsaacKing314 Sort of beside the point, but you can probably hire a process server. At least in the US, there are process servers who professionally do this and find/serve hard to serve people.

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@CantEverDie @annakhachiyan Ur a man

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@MattMurph24 Paul Pelosi wasn’t attacked by a republican, the feds instigated the thing with Whitmer, and the only person killed in the capitol was one of the rioters (and she deserved it, btw). Try again.

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@AP Good

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@mcnabbd Was just sitting there on my favorite trail. Sometimes good things happen.

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Old me could’ve eaten new me

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@imillhiser We all have eyes and ears. Sorry about your luck on that.

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@RexChapman rex remember when you got arrested for shoplifting from an apple store

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@IanKennedyCK Men can’t become women

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I am being bullied at work. Does this shirt look like: 1. Golf greens 2. Avocados

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@AngelaBelcamino Can I buy you a house?

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Well. Made an offer on this today.

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@shoe0nhead “Understandably!”

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@CitizenCohn @jadler1969 It wasn’t a misplaced comma Lmao it was an extremely inflammatory falsehood that is so preposterous on its face that anyone with an ounce of common sense would realize it doesn’t pass the smell test, & it came from a SCOTUS justice.

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@Slatzism This is why leftists fantasize about using the state to murder their enemies (normal people)

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@UproarNC Shut UP

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Been wanting to try out this new restaurant for months

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@samstein You gonna cry

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@piersmorgan Stop spelling “defence” like an asshole

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@clairewillett

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@ettingermentum Lmao cope harder, he’s 100% correct

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@KamerynJW @jennfrey Blue haired they/them freak angered at thought of nuclear family formation, more at the top of the hour

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@ManDaveJobGood white woman moment;

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@not_our_guy Tfw u forget you’re the clay

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@ZahraBilloo He’s in hell lmao

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My return to twinkdom from complete and total degeneracy is nearly complete. 16 months.

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@AndySpecht @NCSBE Why do you want him on the ballot when he isn’t seeking to become president?

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My daughter loves the little rock climbing walls at the playgrounds we go, so I’m building her a climbing all in her room.

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Sam Hyde standing in the middle of a ring cheered on by thousands. 2022 is a hell of a year.

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There is some sort of furry convention by my office. Time to nuke this city from orbit

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Me reading your tweets (I’m smiling because they’re good)

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@amandacarpenter They don't have "running mates" in Georgia. Totally separate elections. Don't you think you should know that kind of thing as someone who gets paid to opine about such matters? Or nah?

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@bitcoin__intern @Tanya_Sabrinaaa Banger

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@BigDickBarclay This is why we’re buying Greenland

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@memeticsisyphus Passing on an inheritance isn’t “nepotism.” Hiring your kid for a job they aren’t qualified for is nepotism. Your children interning your wealth isn’t. We don’t have to accept the terms they try to force on us.

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@DocStrangelove2 The sten, my brother

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@TaylorLorenz Okay, Spoonie.

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