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@Mitchell10500
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3 years
@JJCornflower @NoLieWithBTC The kids are alright.
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4 years
@DrGJackBrown @RepRaskin This breaks my heart. All of it.
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5 months
@OurShallowState He talked about Hannibal Lecter + called immigrants 'cannibals'. What's happening when he does this, bc there's an obvious link.
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4 years
@heardinboca @owillis Dying to own the Libs.
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@Mitchell10500
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3 years
@Out5p0ken @Acyn She really needs to not enlarge her lips any more.
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@Mitchell10500
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2 years
@integrityshines @TheRickWilson It's like a nightmare we can't wake up from. It's awful.
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@Mitchell10500
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4 years
@kampeas @Steven_Strauss I found it amusing. How was I supposed know? With all due respect, not everyone is religious.
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5 years
@NofCenter @CHeathWFTV I read this as Benny Hill at first.
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7 months
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@Mitchell10500
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2 years
I'm in Santa Barbara. We are getting absolutely *pummeled* by this storm. I've never seen anything like it and I've lived here all my life.
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@Mitchell10500
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1 year
@Paultx890 Mike Rowe.
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@Mitchell10500
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5 years
@AngrierWHStaff I just found my tinfoil hat. I'm convinced that the Trump situation is so dire & out of control/dangerous (nat'l-int'l emerg) that the CIA(?) or some other intel apparatus is going to take him out & make look like "natural causes". I know I'm nuts, but possible?
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@Mitchell10500
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4 years
@TheRincloud @davenewworld_2 He'll be needing them for all the drinks he's gonna need to obliterate any memory of humiliating himself before a world-wide audience. What a pity.
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@Mitchell10500
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4 months
@OurShallowState No disrepect, but will you please use paragraph breaks? I love your tweets, but they're very difficult to read when they're walls of text 💙
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@Mitchell10500
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3 years
@NotATweeter16 @briantylercohen @washingtonpost I adore Mister Rogers. He was the best egg.
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@Mitchell10500
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8 months
@DTrumpJrJunior @V_SCI_Intel yeah, postal inspectors do not fuck around
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@Mitchell10500
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2 years
@Dana35300026 @elizableu @elonmusk It's based on *fact*, not opinion. The photo in question is a still from a music video she performed in (which means Eliza signed a *release*). Its been non-age restricted on YT for 6+ years. Google it.
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@Mitchell10500
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4 years
@RexChapman @brahmresnik I didn't hear it ring?
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@Mitchell10500
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4 years
@Skylark_NC @MelissaWrites22 @realDonaldTrump He weirdly looks like Charlie Sheen there from Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
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@Mitchell10500
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9 months
@dog_rates @brrrittaaa He gets smooshier when he gets wet.
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@Mitchell10500
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3 years
@Out5p0ken @CaslerNoel I wonder if the ink is dry on their immunity papers?
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@Mitchell10500
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4 years
@unRealMaryTrump It's rumored he soils himself when he rages. @CaslerNoel
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@Mitchell10500
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3 years
@JessicaSkarin @joelockhart I ❤️ Jamie Raskin. He's a damn good egg.
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@Mitchell10500
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1 year
Jesus Christ. Here we go. It's his birthday everyone! Gimme a fucking break. ISTFG I hate this guy.
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@Mitchell10500
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3 months
@OurShallowState @washingtonpost getting on on the action, too. this is their front page right now:
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@Mitchell10500
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6 months
@Lesdoggg @7shitsimple thank you for writing this out loud
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@Mitchell10500
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6 months
@gabrielsherman 'competent + savvy'? more like terrifying jfc
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@Mitchell10500
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4 years
@hanna_darl @CaslerNoel @realDonaldTrump No. Trump will be their water boy.
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@Mitchell10500
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4 years
@aoxamaxoa @wexler Who's on first?
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@Mitchell10500
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1 year
@propublica @noturtlesoup17 Nothing will change. Multiple new scandals, day after day, + not a damn thing changes. There will be no repercussions whatsoever.
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@Mitchell10500
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4 years
@MrAndrewCotter We want dogs! 💙
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@Mitchell10500
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4 years
@CaslerNoel @realDonaldTrump YOU'RE BACK! THANK GOD. WE LOVE YOU. Sorry for yelling, but I'm so relieved.
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@Mitchell10500
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4 years
@gundyj @TimOBrien His switching between 1st and 3rd person is creepy.
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@Mitchell10500
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4 years
@daveLifeOpz @TheRickWilson Spit roasting in the 9th Circle of Hell.
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@Mitchell10500
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4 years
@gregggonsalves Oh god. More bad news.More gut punches☹️ Thank you for being honest, trust-worthy and reliable. We the people are desperate. Information is power, no matter how disheartening. Thank you again.❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
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@Mitchell10500
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4 years
@AndrewFeinberg @RichLowry ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️
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@Mitchell10500
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3 years
@NotATweeter16 @NoLieWithBTC I just replied to someone with this! Go kids!!
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@Mitchell10500
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2 years
@GosutoOkami @SpiroAgnewGhost Give him enough rope...
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@Mitchell10500
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4 years
@Autarkh @MalcolmNance @mame6432 @AP_Politics Throw them out the second story window onto the lawn and turn on the sprinklers.
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2 years
@jdawsey1 @maggieNYT Oh Jesus. Haberman again? Of *course*.
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3 years
@TraceeM @Acyn That's what I noticed. Her lips look awfully vulgar.
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2 years
@KylaInTheBurgh This makes me sick. It's a horror show. Especially the little boy on the left. Dog help us.
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4 years
@SmoxArt @Garrawi1 @madrid_mike I'm in SoCal; I can see it from my couch!
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@Mitchell10500
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3 years
@Out5p0ken @davenewworld_2 @MayoIsSpicyy With a Rebel yell, "It's a nice day for a white whooping!"
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@Mitchell10500
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2 years
@CoxDigna2 @kingsrush @Lucialicious22 Not all of them, unfortunately💙
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@Mitchell10500
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5 months
@OurShallowState 'death by embarrassment' wow
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@Mitchell10500
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5 years
@BandyXLee1 I think he said "have", not "I've"?
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1 year
@kyledcheney Like Ivanka 'governmenting'.
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2 years
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4 years
@Derp42221966 @Acosta And this'll only make us boo louder.
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@Mitchell10500
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4 years
@xk_tweets @PhilipinDC Especially for Rand Paul.
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@Mitchell10500
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1 year
@JasmineForUS @blitch_r @dawnpolycat1 When I asked if it was his baby, Santos replied, "not yet". Wtf does that mean? Is he adopting the poor thing? 😱
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@Mitchell10500
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3 months
wtf is this shit? this is 💯 creepy + absolutely did *not* happen. he's writing weird fanfic savior erotica now jfc. the cringe.
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@Mitchell10500
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7 months
@alanfeuer @AntiToxicPeople Hope it's Jared Kushner + his Saudi billions .
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7 months
@CoMtnMama1 @SWinstonWolkoff this is revolting. I can't even stand to look at this cruelty 😡
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@Mitchell10500
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1 year
@ParanormaIVideo This one is really bad!😂
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@Mitchell10500
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5 years
@brumo29 @TomJChicago Come sit next to me.
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@Mitchell10500
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4 years
@ggsims77 @JenaGriswold @ElectProject @USPS 100% INTENTIONAL. 100% INTENTIONAL. 100% INTENTIONAL.
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@Mitchell10500
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3 years
@aimutch @kegevans Here's smallpox: Two boys infected with smallpox, one on the left is not vaccinated whilst the one on the right is vaccinated in 1901. (Source: The 1901 Atlas of Clinical Medicine, Surgery, and Pathology, published by Dr. Allan Warner)
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@Mitchell10500
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1 year
@kyledcheney
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1 year
The Georgia election workers suing Rudy Giuliani for defamation say Jenna Ellis has basically gone missing and they’ve been unable to serve her a subpoena for months.
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@Mitchell10500
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2 years
@JVSylvester @momma_maine @HRH_LadyJ @briantylercohen I think they meant that there are no safe places in the US?
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5 years
@srcamm @ElizLanders @vicenews @POTUS They aren't very sheepish about their grifting.
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@Mitchell10500
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1 year
@OurShallowState Well, he also wanted to nuke the hurricane, so there's that.
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@Mitchell10500
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6 months
@patriottakes cant believe re-animated corpse, wilbur ross, is still alive. only the good die young 🙄
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@Mitchell10500
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1 year
@_ridetheedge @JayBrandstetter Also, the next person who has to sit in her juices 😱
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@Mitchell10500
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2 years
@AmyHolt99692919 @RepRaskin You're a good egg, Rep. Raskin. Thank you.♥️
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@Mitchell10500
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6 months
@ChudsOfTikTok this is fucking nightmare fuel. besides the gummy smile, all his features are squished into the center of his face. It's so creepy.
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@Mitchell10500
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5 years
@kylegriffin1 Didn't @RepKatiePorter previously address this with Redfield? She squeezed him like a turnip and it was spectacular! ❤️❤️❤️
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1 year
@AntiToxicPeople Can someone please enlighten me on the "peekaboo" bit?
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3 years
@Hoover5454 @caslernoel That was hilarious. Dogs know. They *know*.
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@Mitchell10500
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3 years
@DevinCow But they have Anderson's delicious pea soup!
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4 months
@dieworkwear remember this atrocity?
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@Mitchell10500
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2 years
@didjeet2 @Acyn She's not quite as Tales-from-the-Crypt thanks to the stretch and pull.
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@Mitchell10500
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2 years
@DoGood444 @rgoodlaw Yeah, I don't believe this. Did Haberman write it?
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5 months
@BidenHQ i lover mayor pete
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@Mitchell10500
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4 years
@gregggonsalves Do they have any idea on the long-term effects re mental illness (exacerbating pre-existing issues)? I have chronic and debilitating depression/anxiety. These past few weeks it's been almost unbearable.
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@Mitchell10500
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4 years
@Mominsweats @DrDenaGrayson Me, too. Take me out back and stick a fork in me.
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4 months
@MoniMarieMuller @DoomScroling @snowwhiteeexo according to sanctimonious you, 'irresponsible behavior' includes (in no particular order): • failure of birth control • ectopic pregancy • non-viable fetus • rape / incest • myriad other complications that threaten the life / health of both mother + fetus gfy
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2 years
@willsommer Can't we just have nice things?
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1 year
@BrianKarem He was found liable for sexual *assault* not harassment.
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@Mitchell10500
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5 months
i found an iphone on my walk today. it was dead, so i charged it when i got home. my smarty-pants daughter knew how to find the owner, despite it being locked. belonged to a young man who lost it sat eve. we just dropped it at his house; he was relieved to get it back obv. yay!
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@Mitchell10500
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4 years
@AquariusinAZ @TomJChicago We were watching a sadistic, malignant narcissist PSYCHOPATH in action. He's totally OOC.
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@Mitchell10500
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11 months
@BellaBruCafes Karma is a dish best served hot 🔥 #FAFO .
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2 years
@rvbdrm @C_Kavanagh @karaswisher "Law of Conservative Projection" is *perfect*! Bravo.
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@Mitchell10500
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5 years
@LindaFensterma4 @SenWhitehouse I think it involves Justice Kennedy's son who was (is?) Trump's banker at Deutsche bank? Nefarious activities.
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4 years
@BigCampPoohh @YesMontae I think child-like is better. My 13 year old daughter is (sometimes) more mature than me. I'm 50 (and a half!), but I have zero problems proclaiming my love of slime and Superballs. And bubbles! The older I get, I dgaf anymore. Fuck 'em!
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2 years
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2 years
@TommyStrongbo @JeffClarkUS Big strong men, with tears streaming down their faces, they say, "Sir, you're unqualified, sir."
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1 year
@pbp_Rich @asmotek @Phil_Lewis_ oooh, now *that* is a very good point that's often overlooked.
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8 months
jfc Rebekah Jones is out of control.
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@Mitchell10500
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2 years
@Gigi_MCal @VickyPJWard Kushner was engaging on Kushner's behalf.
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@Mitchell10500
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9 months
I haven't walked for a week. I'm very annoyed with myself. I *know* it helps my depression + makes me feel a hundred times better, so why do I self-sabotage? I *will* walk today, even if it's just around the block. So sick of myself 😡
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@Mitchell10500
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4 years
@AceHoffman @DrGJackBrown According to @CaslerNoel , Jr's nicknames in college were Diaper Don (bc he drank to blackout, pissing himself wherever he passed out, usually in someone else's bad) and Date-Rape Donnie (bc, well...). And he talks like he's got mouth full of mothballs. Loathsome creature.
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5 months
I went to Mike Flynn's movie event + all I got were these lousy balloons. #BalloonAnon 🎈
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@Mitchell10500
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1 year
This is incredibly interesting! Wow. Thank you!
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