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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

1 year

GAA Club showers rating below. Will provide these as we move throughout the year. You're welcome!

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

5 years

Cian Twomey, Rories stories and the 2 Johnnie's walk into a bar, none of them are funny

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

8 months

Waiting for one of the lads in the club to step up to the mark and assault someone with the hopes of motivating us to a county title

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

4 years

Interview of Anthony Cunningham explaining why he didn't bring Diarmuid Murtagh on earlier in the Mayo match

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

4 months

If you’re sitting the junior cert now, and score below 40%, it’s not a fail. It’s graded as “partially achieved”. Country’s fucked

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

3 years

If Brian Carroll goes to jail, where the fuck do I find out scores and updates to local fixtures in Roscommon 😭

Brian Carroll

@bcarroll17

3 years

Never judge a photo by a headline!!! 🙈🙈🙈

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

5 years

On a scale of 1 to @RourkeTadhg , how uncomfortable are you?

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

2 years

Before @BoyleGAA or @StrokestownGaa win the county final, I would like to issue an apology on their behalf for the IRA songs that will be belted out post game in the dressing room

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

16 days

Having showered with Diarmuid 2-3 times a week for most of my life, I have one thing to say. Give that man an all-star.

Roscommon GAA

@RoscommonGAA

17 days

Congratulations to Brian Stack and Diarmuid Murtagh who have deservedly been nominated for this year’s PwC Football All-Stars. The PwC All-Stars will be shown live on RTÉ at a special banquet in the RDS on Friday, November 1st. #RosGAA

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

5 years

Very hard to put into words what Henry Kenny meant to @FaithleachsGAA and every single member of the club🔴⚪ The next time I put on that faithleachs jersey, I'll remember to enjoy the game as much as Henry did 🇮🇩 #TheBadger

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

4 months

Fuck it, I’d be sad too if I scored that much in a game

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

2 years

Anyone ever hear a commentator cum before?

Electric Ireland

@ElectricIreland

2 years

#SigersonCup Robert Finnerty scores his second goal of the day and DCU’s third putting them in a comfortable lead @DCUDocEirGAA 3-05 @QueensGAA 0-02 Live now here: #FirstClassRivals #DCUvQUB @HigherEdGAA

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

3 years

Roscommon is red and white baby @FaithleachsGAA @propearses

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

2 years

Throwback to this beauty

jack kennedy

@jakckennedy

3 years

Greatest Vid of all time!

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

3 years

How many times do ya reckon we will see this photo tomorrow with the caption "That's what the GAA is all about" #CluxtonCleansTheDressingRoom

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

1 year

Nicky Rackard all star nominee @KilclineLiam cut the ribbon today for the grand opening of Roscommon GAA’s new pizzeria in town

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

4 years

Never understand why people order things online, pay for them with their own money, then go on to take a photo of the product they just purchased, tagging the company and saying "thanks ___________" Thanks for what? Sending out the product you paid for? Is that not how it works

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

5 years

Lots of articles on Diarmuid Connolly lining out for his club last night, wow what a story, 'GAA player plays for club'. Beautiful

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

5 years

RIP Sean Young @BoyleGAA . When we played for the U15 Roscommon development panel (I know ladies, line up). He used to tell us how important club football is with this simple phrase. "If the cock don't crow in its own garden, it won't crow in the neighbours". #RosGAA

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

5 years

To be fair to McGregor, it's the first fight he's won in 3 years #ProperCunt

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

4 years

The absolute thrill I get when Conor Mortimer actually replies to Kevin Finn

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

5 years

Been shopping in Aldi for a solid 6 years or so and to this day, everytime I walk out I say to myself "30 euro 28 cents, what a fucking bargain". Surprised and satisfied as always.

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

4 years

Fair play to the Rossies on raising so much during their shave or dye campaign 👏 I've decided I'd put my money where my mouth is, if anyone can differentiate between the before and after here with certainty, I'll match the 50,000 raised

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

1 year

Drug testing needed in Roscommon GAA, these two are on the whacky tobaccy

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

6 years

People you shouldn't invite on a night out with the lads 1) Khabib 2) Hitler 3) David Brady

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

4 years

What do I miss the most about GAA? Showering with my buddies 3 times a week @FaithleachsGAA Hot water, penises of all shapes & sizes, and the best of times #AnyShtuff

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

5 years

Wake up and smell the petrol motherfuckers it's the Donegal rally

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

5 years

We will find it very tough this year now that Ciarain and Diarmuid Murtagh have transferred to Ballymun Kickhams, so much for one life one club...

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

5 years

When she says it's her time of the month @DiarmuidMurtagh #Lad

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

3 years

On the faithleachs live stream today: “Kevin Farrell, a very witty contributor to Twitter, I’d suggest a follow if you arn’t already” - @lonesharkoy Thanks for the shout out Kevin, have had thousands of nudes sent to me since

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

4 months

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

6 months

It’s a bad day to be from Mayo

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

5 years

Congratulations to big Jack for showing up to work last week, the rest of you losers around the country could learn a thing or two from Jack

Kieran Cunningham

@KCsixtyseven

5 years

Dr Jack McCaffrey was working in Temple Street during the week. Top fella.

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

6 months

Diarmuid sold me Fentanyl under the bridge in Ballyleague

Spórt TG4

@SportTG4

7 months

'People would know us as a yo-yo team, which is very frustrating'. Labhair Diarmuid Murtagh linn i rith na seacthaine faoina aistear Ros Comáin go dtí seo. BEO/LIVETG4 AR @TG4TV 📺 #AllianzLeagues #GAABEO

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

3 years

Aye, they're called Frigids

Ewan MacKenna

@EwanMacKenna

3 years

Claire Byrne: "Some people will be nervous and scared to go up to the bar."

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

4 years

Basically, If anyone goes near a fucking pitch, Enda Smith and Naas Connaughton are going to kick 7 shades of shit out of you #RosGAA

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

5 years

Next stop, Donegal 🚗

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

5 years

Heading to New Jersey. Big Rally, in fact, Really Big Rally!

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

6 years

Just shared the "win a house" picture on my Instagram. If I don't get called into the senior panel for that it's madness, what more do I have to do #WinAHouseInDublinDay

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

2 years

Plenty of club games in August for the real fans to keep them busy

Donnchadh Boyle

@depboyle

2 years

RTE’s graphic which has the games they are showing gives a flavour of just how condensed this year’s championship is. We’ll be very bored in August #GAA

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

6 years

Fucking 10 year transformations all over my Instagram. You were a spotty adolescent 10 years ago, obviously you look different, it's called evolution you twat

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

11 months

Kieran Donaghy set to replace Mark McHugh

Ian Cooney

@cooney_ian

11 months

Mark McHugh won't be part of Roscommon senior football management team next season because of travel commitments involved according to spokesperson for Roscommon GAA. Big blow to the Rossies #GAA

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

3 years

Jesus if I was down in Kerry now I would head straight out onto the pitch and watch the Mayo lads do some sprints

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

8 months

Almost that time of the year again. Don’t travel to away games in Roscommon and just assume you’re going to get a good wash after. This thread is first hand, on the ground experience and full of journalistic integrity

Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

1 year

GAA Club showers rating below. Will provide these as we move throughout the year. You're welcome!

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

5 years

Anyone else play the game? You're at the Aldi checkout, space is limited once the items are scanned. The checkout person is fucking milling the items through, you're trying to pack your bag, but their hands are too fast for your slow packing skills.

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

2 years

Clann did the same in 2015, I don't see a huge problem with it. Any team who wins a County final gets a rub of the green along the way. This type of win gives hope to other clubs around the county 🤝

Gerard Browne

@Gerryb96

2 years

Not taking away from Strokestown's success for one moment, but surely this highlights how the structure of the @RoscommonGAA championship needs to change. Didn't win a group game, avoid the relegation battle on SD & get pulled out of a hat for the 1/4 finals. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ #RosGAA

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

3 years

Ya know what this Monday is missing? Another photo of Rob Kearney playing GAA

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

6 years

Rory's stories is about as funny as the famine

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

6 years

Whenever I'm feeling inadequate, I log straight into stolen sheep and read threads of old angry rossie men complain about managers, trainer's, players, supporters, pitches, weather, Russia.. the list goes on All of a Sudden, I don't feel that stupid

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

2 years

Straight to the other team, not impressed

SportsJOE

@SportsJOEdotie

2 years

Unreal. Sarah Barry for the Ursuline Convent today in Cork 🪂

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

3 years

I'm not talking to any fucking media till the bais in primrose and blue get some expenses ya hear me?

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

5 years

Out at young Stevie's 21st, just wanna set a few ground rules for all you motherfuckers I meet later 1) I don't want to hear what you eat for breakfast 2) I don't care what exercise regime you're on

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

4 years

Anyone heading to Bali?

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

4 years

You wake up in the middle of the night to find Cathal Compton at the end of the bed foam rolling with a hand gun, wyd?

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

4 years

Can't blame the statue, I've tried to cop a feel myself @Clara_Hester

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

7 months

Fair play, as for the rest of you lazy inter county players who don’t work, fuck you

Score Beo

@Score_Beo

7 months

Work Hard Play Hard🤝 Longford Midfielder Darren Gallagher hit 0-6 for Longford in their win over Leitrim. No time for him to rest. He will be back in work tomorrow. @allianzireland #AllianzLeagues

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

4 years

There ya have it folks, no need for me to work anymore, ye all know the secret

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

3 years

Anyone have matching pyjamas meself and the auld lady wanna take a photo

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

4 months

@hoganstandgaa who in their right mind found this photo and thought “this will do” 😂

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

5 years

NUIG exam season, don't know what's worse, the exams or meeting random people in the course and having the same awkward conversation Stranger: Did ya study for this? I did fuck all. Me: I did ya. Stranger: Ah well, I hear the weather is nice in August hahahaha. Me: ya haha.

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

3 years

Magpie fucking Cox you beaut

Roscommon GAA

@RoscommonGAA

3 years

The dramatic finale to today’s AIB Connacht Intermediate Football Final. Credit; Connacht GAA #Rosgaa

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

4 years

Anyone else expect Shaggyboii to be faster every time he takes off on one of his sprinting sessions in the garden🏃

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

3 years

David Clifford not wearing gum Shields is a real kick in the teeth to front line workers around this country

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

5 years

Can't believe the bouncers didn't let someone with no proof of identity into a their premises #ToxicMasculinity

Evanne Ní Chuilinn

@EvanneNiC

5 years

Hello @DiceysGarden 👋 Just been refused entry for a quiet drink with my sister because she had ID but I don’t. Bouncer was disappointingly passive aggressive too 😰 We’ll find a tipple elsewhere 🥂 but just wondering, is this a new policy? X

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

1 year

Delighted to have partnered up with @ChadwicksIE

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

5 years

Something I am done with People getting photos with Dublin players and captioning it "5 All Ireland's between us :P"

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

3 years

Joint captains: waste of time Joint vice captains: Jesus christ

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

5 years

The real question remains. Did this absolute gent of a man sweep up the dressing room after the game? We are all dying to know.

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

2 years

Happy to see Roscommon GAA clubs back to an open league format, 11 games, all information released, easy plan around, thats more like it 🏃‍♂️

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

6 years

You can tell Finn is in America, the tweets have gone to shite, this isn't even remotely funny

Strokestown GAA

@StrokestownGaa

6 years

Tonight’s 50/50 draw winner: Maura Treacy €283

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

2 years

Ultan Harney has never planted a tree in his fucking life

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

3 years

These lads are in review with RTE because they read out loud some of the funny car bumper stickers people of the public sent into their own podcast? RTE is soft as fuck 👋

The Irish Times

@IrishTimes

3 years

RTÉ’s 2 Johnnies show to remain off air until review concludes

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

5 years

There is something wonderful about the magic of Roscommon on the 23rd of December, and Ross Earley will tell you all about it this Christmas

Ross Earley

@i_is_Ross

5 years

If you think I'd be stupid enough to buy flights, from Vietnam, home for Christmas just so I can go out in Roscommon on the 23rd... You'd be damn fucking right!

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

6 years

Lads get booking holidays, these are 100% set in stone and definitely won't be changed around multiple times, leaving club players wondering when they're playing next #HaHaGoodOneM8

Roscommon GAA

@RoscommonGAA

6 years

Motion 3: 18 Specified weekends for inter-club league and championship games carried #rosgaa #gaa

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

6 months

Personally, I think @huzz17 is a top level footballer and deserves to get more abuse online, he’s earned that much

Ian Cooney

@cooney_ian

6 months

Really good stuff here from @roscommongaa defender Conor Hussey about scurge of social media for intercounty GAA players

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

8 months

Seamie O’Neill?

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

4 years

Oh great, another tutorial on how to make fucking pancakes

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

2 years

Club football is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

3 years

Come on Oisin just take the bloody vaccine

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

4 years

You can be guaranteed this May bank holiday that Gemma O'Doherty will be driving through every check point in the country looking for a reaction "You're streaming to thousands of people"

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

2 years

Odds on Rory Gallagher spitting on his hands and rubbing them together again

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

6 months

It’s a bad day to be from Mayo

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

2 years

White Mountain coffee is good shit, but Lurch wouldn't serve me without my covid cert. Not a mask in sight either

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

5 years

A timeless joke 😅 Day 183738299273 in quarantine 😋😝😋😝😋😝😋 Gets me every time

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

6 years

First Anthony Cunningham didn't call me up to the senior panel and now he doesn't pick my number out for Win a House in Dublin, coincidence?

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

6 years

It's funny the grudges you get at underage football for no reason, a prime example is @DanielMarron5 . Personally thought he was a prick from U-14 rivalry. Then he came on the beer in Galway with us in first year and got hit by a car, loved the guy since

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

1 year

GAA RULE CHANGE PROPOSAL: Let's just tie the goalies to a zip line which is attached to the crossbar, only allowing them to travel laterally. They must also wear a shock collar incase they step forward

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

6 years

You'd know it was the 2nd of January when you pick up your phone and it says it's the 2nd of January

Clara Hester

@Clara_Hester

6 years

You’d know it was the 2nd of January when three different WhatsApp groups have suggested booking holidays.

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

2 months

I just don’t want to pay tax at all is that an option?

John O’Brennan

@JohnOBrennan2

2 months

I don’t want my taxes going to subvert billionaire horse racing owners to the tune of €70 million per year. I don’t want my taxes going to subvent greyhound racing by €19 million per year. I want my taxes to fund *our brilliant athletes* who have done us proud in Paris,

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

2 years

Must be said, Roscommon GAA streaming service is fucking solid. The weekend pass means you don't have to listen to people, who never played a minute, give their opinion as loudly as possible

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

11 months

One absolute bluffer and @DavidJNeary on the commentary today

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

6 years

Just got a flashback of me accidentally calling my old primary teacher "mammy" in a desperate attempt to get her attention, how embarrassing but I'm hoping that me opening up about this will pave the way for others to come forward #TheseThingsHappen

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

2 years

Coming into winter, let's make sure we all wear masks when we drive our car, even if we are alone. Be rational

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

6 years

Walked into the three store to talk to @Stevenwalsh20 , walked out with a new phone. By God that man would sell wood to a tree

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

10 months

Roscommon GAA Legends see’s you when your sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, he knows when you’ve been good or bad

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

5 years

Conor Shanagher belongs on the front of a magazine, not out in the back arse of Four Mile House #DeadlineDay

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

6 years

The year is 2016, some cocky pigeons on the streets of San Fran are mocking @MurtaghMichael while he is intoxicated. He decides to throw his phone at them to teach them a lesson, phone breaks. Pigeons 1-0 Mick

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

5 years

Much like Steven Walsh, Anthony Cunningham has a shtrrroooonggg pair of eyebrows on him

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

3 years

Stephen Walsh walks into a bar, he's a close contact

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

3 years

200 Connacht Rugby caps between us

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

6 years

💶3463.90 raised for a fantastic cause, thanks to all who donated to my event 🎈

Irish Cancer Society

@IrishCancerSoc

6 years

A massive thank you to Kevin Farrell & everyone at Full Body Workhouse Roscommon who took part in the ‘Burpees & Biscuits’ challenge on 28 Dec, when hardy souls completed 1,000 burpees solo or as part of a team. Well done to everyone & for raising €3,000 for @IrishCancerSoc !

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Paddy Elvis

@KevJ4president

2 years

Confirmed, GAA is the greatest sport in the fucking milky way

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