Ivan @Miqahr Twitter profile

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Ivan

@Miqahr

3 years

Got robbed and my sugar mummy bought me the exact phone I was using. I love rich women.

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@Blanked__Space @MarvelStudios He did the Spider-Man flip after kicking.

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@Miqahr

2 years

Young tech bro looking for girlfriend, must be willing to leave this country soon, Naija don tire me, should also be willing to enter tech, I’ll teach you, I want my woman to have multiple monies, I like eating women’s money.

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@Miqahr

4 years

I love how the first time you meet Yimika in person you can’t immediately tell that he does glistening meth.

YMK I’m back… kinda Sama

@YimikaOwoaje

4 years

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Chat shit about #bubblegum get clapped 💀 Thank you @KasopeOwoaje for helping me shoot and write this 😂😂😂😂

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@Miqahr

2 years

Glasses women truly are superior. Bad eyesight, banging body. Recipe for greatness.

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@xelessence

2 years

mid gym sesh

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2 years

I genuinely hope Peter Obi wins and Seyi Makinde follows after. Sincerely looking forward to good governance in the next few years. I sincerely do not care about your deeper theories about politics, it’s what I pray for.

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@Miqahr

3 years

Lol you’re not the only one that’s attracted to your partner, cherish them o.

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Ivan

@Miqahr

4 years

The Roush in Ted Dekker’s circle books.

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@Miqahr

3 years

Nigeria is a social experiment to see how far you can push people before they break.

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Ivan

@Miqahr

4 years

Maybe banks should run Nigeria?

Naija

@Naija_PR

4 years

Update: GTBank Isoltion Centre Almost completed. To be handed over tomorrow #StaySafeNigeria #COVID19

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@Miqahr

3 years

1 year and 5 months ago, I walked into Univelcity after my accident only knowing that I wanted to do tech, didn’t know what exactly, I sha wanted to write code, now I get to write code for a living, shit feels nice.

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@Miqahr

4 years

Your fault for being poor, if how much she’s donating is stressing you just become a billionaire and donate half your wealth.

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4 years

FYI this is the equivalent of me donating $30, it is absolutely time to tax billionaires out of existence and use their money for public needs

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@Miqahr

4 years

I just finished a meeting with my mother and because I’m in a good mood I told her to pay me whatever her heart said she can pay me and let me just say, her heart is mad.

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@Miqahr

3 years

Hm, I just got robbed at gun point in front of my own yard. It's calm sha, I've found the place they went to immediately after, the thing about people is they always return home first after any high tension situation. I could be wrong and that was a decoy sha. But it narrows it.

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@Miqahr

2 years

Lord knows I cannot have kids if I haven’t secured their future up until after Uni at least. And mentally, I need to be mentally okay to embark on that adventure. The way I am now, if pikin start dey cry for night I fit hide am for ceiling.

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Ivan

@Miqahr

4 years

This thing wasn’t a war, can we stop calling it a war? It was genocide. It’s why I’m angry that CNN is calling it a clash, language matters.

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4 years

Biafra War must have been wayyyyy more bloody than even Igbo people told us

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@Miqahr

5 years

Talent!

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@Miqahr

4 years

Hi 🥺

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@Miqahr

3 years

What I’ve been praying for finally came in, I worked hard and I gorrit, see you dons in a few months. Truly just want to thank God, it feels good to finally win.

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@Miqahr

4 years

The fact that I haven’t seen this revenge porn means I follow the right people.

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@Miqahr

5 years

Kasope is a movement, a cause, an idea, a concept, a snack, a meal, a summit, a goal, a way of life!

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@Miqahr

4 years

Know that you sef be catch and know peace, na all of us be spec.

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@Miqahr

3 years

Jokes aside, we really shouldn’t be calm about everything that is happening.

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@Miqahr

5 years

Babe: I want to sok your kok Me:

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@Miqahr

5 years

Haq.

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@Miqahr

3 years

Lol you don’t have self control but you’re calling it Okafor’s law.

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@Miqahr

5 years

Burna can’t disappoint

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@Miqahr

5 years

Ibadan okadas teach you how to train your yansh grip.

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@Miqahr

5 years

@eriifemusic hasn’t touched me since he started his new job, came home Sunday with his “work wife”, she’s cute but I bet she can’t cook like me, he says it’s nothing serious and they just work together, I bet he tells her I’m just his roommate, men will embarrass you.

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@Miqahr

5 years

Guy my mother is fine, wtf! Annoying as fuck but fine babe.

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@Miqahr

5 years

I see a lot of my friends that do incredible things not recognize how amazing their work is because they compare it with what other people are doing especially when these other people have recognition. You guys do amazing shit and it won’t be long before everyone else sees it.

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@Miqahr

5 years

I think it’s weird that people assume I’m boring because I don’t smoke or drink. That’s the only way you know how to have fun? Sad.

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@Miqahr

4 years

Ah but love is bad, being a whore is the safest option. Babe if you see this I’m joking, I’m just catching cruise on the TL.

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@Miqahr

3 years

Lmao you people are special.

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@Miqahr

4 years

Deji said I’m too lowkey so no one knows about what I do, man said if we ask my guys “What does Franklin do?” They’ll reply with “Vibes” 😭 Please dears, I occasionally analyze data and sometimes scientist the thing, if you need one 👉🏾👈🏾🥺 I can also clean your pool.

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@Miqahr

3 years

Yo boy is a Team Lead after only 4 months. Talk to me nice.

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@Miqahr

5 years

10 billion dollars is here...yay!!!!!!....dress toh bad!!...shape toh crazy..bobbi to sexy!!...awwww...my dream..

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@Miqahr

4 years

Lmfao I just paid attention to this interview, Jada is a narcissist. Like she can’t acknowledge that anything she did was wrong.

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@Miqahr

3 years

I want a full song.

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@Miqahr

4 years

I got bored and started sending my brother these.

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@Miqahr

4 years

This babe really inspires me. I have this fear of starting because I believe I don’t know enough or I’m not prepared enough. I love how she just does what she believes in and grows in it.

wasura

@korty_EO

4 years

I quit my job and made $50,000. almost 💀 watch here 🥺⬇️

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@Miqahr

5 years

How am I talking to @eriifemusic and @daddyawongirls about how I might not be able to get a Tesla because there aren’t any electric charging stations in Nigeria and this idiot said I shouldn’t worry that it might use Pin mouth 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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@Miqahr

4 years

This is the henchest business card I’ve ever seen.

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@Miqahr

4 years

😢 well...

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@Miqahr

4 years

Isa is actually magnificent (I’ve never used this word before) you know that feeling when you anticipate something and it’s even better when it finally comes, that’s how I feel when I look at her.

Majek|Portrait Photographer

@AdedejiMajek

4 years

crooked smile! @the46thronin makeup: @beverleyy_ao

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@Miqahr

4 years

LMFAO! 😭 I give terrible advice.

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@Miqahr

4 years

Lol this is why you need to have money, in case the universe decides to surprise you.

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@CovattiMazi

4 years

First birthday with my squad and i honestly dunno how to act. All Glory to God.

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@Miqahr

3 years

I should be happy, but this week has been so bad that the good news I’ve been getting since yesterday hasn’t slapped.

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Ivan

@Miqahr

4 years

Doth thine baby gorl do both?? World Opium day!!!

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@Miqahr

4 years

Finally can someone pronounce FUPA for me?

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@Miqahr

3 years

Twitter does not slap like that anymore, I blame the government.

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@Miqahr

4 years

Nengi would want to sideline you then act shocked that you do the same.

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@Miqahr

5 years

Iceè tgm! That’s the tweet, nah that’s the voice!!

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@Miqahr

5 years

It’s 4am and I’m wearing clothes I never get to wear because Naija hot.

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@Miqahr

4 years

The laughing is so awkward, Will wants to cry, Jada is so beautiful after absorbing the tears of men and is probably immortal from absorbing Tu pac’s life force. Man, I need to tap into this ain’t shit personality.

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@Miqahr

3 years

I love losing sexual interest, shit is so freeing.

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@Miqahr

3 years

Every time I’ve put pride aside to try to mend a relationship it has always ended badly, they feel like you need them so badly and that’s why you’re trying to salvage some kind of relationship, Lord knows it’s not that serious and we go dey okay regardless.

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@frankjrocean

3 years

Be an adult. Mend relationships that you find valuable. Don’t let pride destroy good things. But also be wise. Don’t let people play you.

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@Miqahr

3 years

Wait, what’s that box?

Marvel Perfect Shots

@marvel_shots

3 years

Thread : Uncompressed #SpiderManNoWayHome screencaps. 👇🍿

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@Miqahr

5 years

I’m tempted to read people’s bios.

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@Miqahr

4 years

You just know the person with the camera is equally as skilled.

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@Miqahr

4 years

How far, the babe at Purple Bistro tonight on the red gown, you’re fine as hell and I really wanted to talk some more, the girl with me was not my babe please 😞

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@Miqahr

5 years

I’m celebrating this idiot @eriifemusic

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@Miqahr

4 years

Your people asked for police reform and look at the lengths you went to. I’m actually curious about what’s going on in their heads, after tonight they think things will go back to normal?

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@Miqahr

4 years

My code ran!!! No bugs!! 💃

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@Miqahr

4 years

World championship for the most zips zipped, 3 time reigning champion for the fastest zipper, jumpsuit navigator, I once unzipped a babe from behind while she was lying on her back, FK please give me a chance 😞

FK.

@fkabudu

4 years

Meanwhile, the main reason I need to marry is so someone can help me zip and unzip my jumpsuits. One has to do chinese bend just to get to the top. Apply within

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@Miqahr

4 years

Imagine if the world decides that to commemorate the corona virus and it’s effects so we never forget how a single cell organism held the world hostage, everyone self isolates for two weeks every year, this also gives the earth a chance to breathe because what the fuck?

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@Miqahr

3 years

People only liking your tweets because some other people did lol, am I hyper vigilant or is this in my head?

Jasmine The Great | Strategy & Stuff

@lmTheReasonWhy

3 years

One thing I noticed.....people measure your desirability based on who else is paying attention to you and that’s weird to me

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@Miqahr

4 years

To be fair I lose interest quickly these days, especially if it would stress me.

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@Miqahr

5 years

Lol Nigerian Christianity is a backseat religious practice.

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@Miqahr

5 years

Yoruba demon yes? Yes!

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@Miqahr

5 years

We are all Denji.

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@Miqahr

5 years

16GB Ram!

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@Miqahr

5 years

Also weak reactions to my compliments throw me off. How can I call you “the model God used as inspiration to create the rest of us” and you say “thanks”. :(

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@Miqahr

3 years

Man, I hate this. We’re trying to survive this country and now eachother, what was the reason?

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@Miqahr

3 years

Bro, I’m about to be so busy. Kinda looking forward to it, kinda scared, kinda need peace of mind.

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@Miqahr

4 years

This is my favorite video.

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@Miqahr

3 years

In the spirit of speaking it into existence, I want to create beautiful things that would serve everyone, I also want to be rich enough so my family and friends never lack, I just want my circle to win.

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@Miqahr

4 years

Kasope and co are so fine.

YMK I’m back… kinda Sama

@YimikaOwoaje

4 years

Owoaje geng YOU CANT STEP TO US!!!! ARE YOU MADDDD!!!!!

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@Miqahr

3 years

If we’re close and you have a problem with me and decide the TL is the best place to air said problems, I will become an asshole. It’s no longer about talking, I’ll keep looking for ways to embarrass you outside.

 mr. astrophage.

@LifeOfMogwai

3 years

The Chimamanda essay is less about ideology or identity or performative virtue (even though it's about those things) and more about the rules of engagement when you have a personal relationship with the person you disagree with.

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@Miqahr

3 years

The problem is Nigerians, that resilience used to be admirable now it’s starting to become disgusting.

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@Miqahr

4 years

And my family still has a problem with it.

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@Miqahr

2 years

Time to smell rich.

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@Miqahr

3 years

Please don’t listen to this, things are hard you did not spend 4 years pressing spacebar, you put in the work, it’s not until you’ve spent 20 years before you start earning that amount, in this same real life that people are earning in dollies after 2 years lmao! DFKM.

FinTECH Bro

@nifemioluboyede

3 years

At some point we need to agree that some folks see the Tech space as a get-rich-quick scheme. 4 years experience Dev currently earning 500k and asking for 2m. Is the company doing yahoo?

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@Miqahr

3 years

Really love having money, saw prices of new iPhone and could afford it. Will probably not get it though.

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@Miqahr

3 years

I’m going to make so much money next year. The goal is to travel a lot.

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@Miqahr

5 years

Kash existing = Kash being cool.

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@KasopeOwoaje

5 years

Yoooo, here's a video of me.

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@Miqahr

3 years

Do you ever see a stupid comment and then catch yourself scrolling through the person’s profile trying to get an idea of why their mind doesn’t work?

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@Miqahr

5 years

I actually don’t understand why people act surprised when women take off their wigs, I really don’t see why it’s a big deal.

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@Miqahr

4 years

Kasope is so beautiful I could cry, I actually know the babe ☹️ Yeah Yimika is fine too.

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@Miqahr

3 years

Just prayed and I’m kinda happy.

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@Miqahr

4 years

Chilling this December and not spending money sounds like a good idea to me honestly.

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@Miqahr

3 years

That whole “your ex doing what they said they’d never do with you” is why I’m not dating anyone that won’t accommodate what I want 👍🏾 your papa.

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@Miqahr

5 years

If my girl texted like this I’d cheat.

Crochet Creator🧶

@Ore_akiinde

5 years

I was texting this guy and his insecure babe responded and how I immediately figured is her texting style. Anyways God no go shame us.

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@Miqahr

4 years

I’ve been sad, unmotivated and lonely. Started slipping back into my old habits of talking down on myself, I heard a lot of things in the past few days that made me second guess and question all the work I’ve put in but lol, I’m done abeg, I’m trying my best and it’ll pay off.

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@Miqahr

5 years

These sweatpants make my dick look big.

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@Miqahr

3 years

You know what’s wild? this time last year I had no idea how to code, didn’t even know the difference between Data Science and Web development, frontend or backend, I just knew I wanted to play with computers. Now look at me, frustrated AF! Over importing modules.

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@Miqahr

5 years

Brand her forehead with your family crest >>>

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@Miqahr

5 years

Kasope, tell people that I know you please 😭 Ah God is alive.

Kash Kash

@KasopeOwoaje

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Hi.

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