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@YimikaOwoaje

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@YimikaOwoaje
YMK I’m back… kinda Sama
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Special message from Captain pilot YMK Sama, CEO of Japa industries. Retweet to spread the word so your neighbour doesn't miss out on this opportunity to Japa to Canada on the 16th.✈️✈️✈️ Really worked hard on them please dont air 🙏🏾😭 Links to the filters in the thread
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Convict music
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Prisoner fall out with headset. Omo opor 😩
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For a country without steady power supply our president expresses shock quite a lot.
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When that tweet got deleted, they felt what it was like to have their voice taken away from them for the first time in decades and they hated it.
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Awnnnn I want to feed it a snack from my country, its called Otapiapia😍😍❤️
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I love the way Twitter just opens its mouth waaaaaa and gave the boy learning disability like it is party pack. 💀
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Sanwolu has banned okada but your wicked heart wants me to taste the distance between Yaba and Lekki🤡
@TolaBrown
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Nigeria men cant do this 🤡🤡 Awon Egocentrics 🤣🤣🤣
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I don’t know how but if Twitter came to Nigeria, in six months they would be selling tweets in sachets.
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10 year old Me after dancing at my aunty's wedding:
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AKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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@YimikaOwoaje
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The D in your familys DNA stands for Drip
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Tony Stark that was stuck in space for 4 days without food or water and is running out of oxygen tomorrow is still sending Pepper voice notes, but you that you got stuck in ordinary lagos traffic you can't even text back. 😒
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If I start coughing imma go straight to the kitchen, fry raw pepper and inhale the smoke. Both of the coughs will fight in my throat to find out which one is the more powerful cough. May the most Yoruba one win inshallah🙏🏾.
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*funeral* “I’ll never forget his last words, Dayo, mitochondria is what?” 😪
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Daily Post Nigeria
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NECO invites DSS to join fight against examination malpractice
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Two thousand and nice try mom
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In Faith, write your wedding year 👰🏾🤵🏾
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Soooooo I got my admission letter for film school today, your boy is gonna do a masters in screenwriting. Note: If my accent should change one week after I relocate please just allow it 🙃
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If the Lagos government wants to use the excuse of “SARS operatives have families too” remind them that they shut down Gokada whose riders had families as well. Let us all be mad.
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Davido recording D & G 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂:
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A dodhoe 👌
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Just realised Naruto always had the stripes on his face, we should have known.
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Naruto x Adidas coming soon 👀
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Because he ghosted and left her on ARRRRRRRRR
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Woman Who Married A 300-Year-Old Pirate Ghost Reveals They’re splitting up
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Knock knock Who's there? Honda Honda who? Honda mountain, hinda valley, honda land and in hinda sea
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It's even louder when she doesn't know who you are or how you got into her house 😍😍😍😍
@IyawoThickaBody
👸🏼IYAWO THICKER BODY👸🏼
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Put it on her finger while she’s sleeping... Sit and wait for her to wake up; then go on ur knees and ask Wait for the screammmmmm😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Wizkid finna switch from "yeah yeah yeah" to "Oui Oui Oui"
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French is sexy! Too sexy!
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No wonder the inmates in arkham keep breaking out, weak bars.
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How do you feel comfortable being a working class man texting someone and asking “I hope you weren’t in the list of noisemakers again today”.
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Nicki is blaming a baby for her poor sales, lmao this is how King Herods own started too.
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Me: HEY WHAT'S THAT IN YOUR MOUTH? Toddler:
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Siri, call Thanos.
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Population growth has to stop
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Abeg dont stop tweeting #EndSARS let’s not get distracted. If you see this, quote or comment with #EndSARS
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Sometimes Villains are right🙃
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With the way the Pusha murdered drake, his son finna become the kill monger of rap.😂😂😂😂😂
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If Nigeria was a robot
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How I come up with skit ideas. 😫 (Note: get to the end and play it again)
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We've watched Mount zion movies before abeg bring it.
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'Avengers 4' is going to have an unbelievably lengthy runtime.
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If diseases could talk 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Yo it’s my voice ✊🏾😤
@ZenithBank
Zenith Bank
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Zenith Bank will never call or SMS requesting for your Personal banking information. #ZenithBank #StayWoke
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ITS UMBRELLA Umblera
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Bae: Choke me babe. Me:*serves her fried yam without water*
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I clean up nice.
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Mr Agbalumo: Mrs Agblumo I must admit our child doesn't look like me. Mrs Agbalumo: what are you trying to say? Mr A: That child is a result of your infidelity, confess! Mrs A: se the insult I... Mr A: O jewa ka eng? Mrs A: I slept with Mr onion😭😭😭
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Kene♡
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I had no idea there's purple Agbalumo 😳
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Tbh it's disgusting that we don't mind our business and jump to conclusions in this Nigeria. Like what's your business with this Tiwa wizkid gist? even tho its obvious that Tiwa is pregnant for him with triplets that are named "stew", "Stewart" and "Stewie" .
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All these yarns na:
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Owoaje geng YOU CANT STEP TO US!!!! ARE YOU MADDDD!!!!!
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why cant people with multiple personality disorders wake up and find 1 mill in their account because one of their personalities is into forex?
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I’m sorry I just had to do it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I have this tiktok Idea, need to shoot it before the end of today.
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finally got to use snapchat and look at what I did💀💀
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Let me be clear, everyone has a right to use their platform how they choose. But when you identify with something you take on its attributes- good and bad- you don’t get to choose. Be consistent. How can you be shouting BLM and not back this??? Are you not a fraud?????
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I can’t wait for Dave to address it in his next special. “I was perplexed by the audacity of this bitch but I wasn’t worried, why? Because as soon as she said that was some good strong dick, my wife said that definitely ain’t you”
@Glock_Topickz
Glock Topickz
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Azealia Banks describing sex with (married) Dave Chappelle is something I never expected to hear..
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MI really just wants peace to reign, but we all know na gay dey reign rn
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The Guy
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I love you and respect you too bro!! Today is such a sad day and it hurts.. somehow I hope we can come out of this with your dream of 'one africa' still alive!!! 🙏🏾 #SayNoToXenophobicAttacks
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Nigerian celebs as nylon bags A thread
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WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Chat shit about #bubblegum get clapped 💀 Thank you @KasopeOwoaje for helping me shoot and write this 😂😂😂😂
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Flutterwave is a real one, imagine how fast they shut down an account that crowd funded legally in days but are yet to catch niggas stealing in broad daylight for years whilst metaphorically holding up a neon sign saying “I am a bloody thief” #EndSarsNow
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I have a job now and it's exactly the job I wanted, thank you lord. So grateful 🙏
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@ugly_fine @Momi_Jnr Then tweet it alone, don't mask it with that dead joke. If you want to be offensive be funny at least.
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Osama bin chargin
@__idrizly__
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Power banks for sale. Help me retweet, my customers might be on your timeline. 😁
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I just flipped the switch, switch switch
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day-z
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🤕
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Let them know my brother, Every time a lesbian scissors another lesbian a suicide bomber spontaneously explodes.
@jrnaib
AbdulAziz Abubakar Na’ibi
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LGBTQ, Homosexuality and adultery are the major causes of insurgencies, innocence killings, kidnapping and Economic Recession. #ArewaAgainstLGBTQ
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Burna lo help Diddy
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Starboy dey for you. 😏
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I needed to bleach palm oil but I was afraid that the white people in my building would choke, then I remembered colonialism, next week I’m frying iru.
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A line Jay z's next song would probably go like "Ever since Bey was in the lion king I don't eat pussy no mo, I eat lion pink"
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New skit: Horny Hours 💀💀💀😂😂😂
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Thanos album Playlist: Bitch better have my stones Money on my mindstone POWER-stone( produced by Kanye west) Thor crying in pain (interlude) Heroes in wakanda (feat Loki) GoldGlove bling G.O.A.T- greatest of all titans
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Standing here in jersey fighting villains from afarrrrrr 10 year old me: YOU'VE GOTTA FIND FIRST GEAR IN YOUR GIANT ROBOT CARRRRRRRRRRRR
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Abraham, Issac and circumcisions.💀
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I'm cryinggggggg 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Omo Dad went hard on this 😥
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What if?💀🤔
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It cant only be me that has thought about this.😂😂😂😂
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Neji: *8 triagrams 64 palms* Lee: *opens 8 gates* Naruto: *nine tails mode* Sasuke: *activates curse mark* 12 year old me:
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I'm so happy, I just confirmed that I graduated officially, no carryovers, no problems, thank you Lord Uni was really the worst for me and I'm so ecstatic about the fact that I get to leave it in the dust, where it belongs
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They were beating up this robber and all he could shout was "ye" tbh it got worse when the brought out the kerosene, like these people actually wanted to Burna boy.
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The Kupe Boys: A case study of the Unemployed youths in France THREAD
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Arya telling Sansa what happened in Kingslanding #GameofThrones
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Me: do you listen to ycee? Her: yeah, I listen to a little ycee My brain:
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Please if it is confirmed that you have the virus 1. DO NOT KEEP IT PRIVATE, 2. DONT BE A BASTARD 3. TELL EVERYONE YOU’VE BEEN IN CONTACT WITH TO GET TESTED 4. GET TREATED IMMEDIATELY
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No wonder your boss is a vegetable
@BashirAhmaad
Bashir Ahmad
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I have a special love for plants. 🌱🌿
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Imagine having relationship problems because you forgot to buy fan yogo for your babe after school 🙈
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This Instagram account kills me 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀 Credit @mescaformhill
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Christmas Goat scenario thread, lezz goooooo!!!!
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Angelique Kidjo heading to the studio to block Burna from winning a grammy again
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Hey it’s my birthday today and this is my wishlist @MBuhari @ProfOsinbajo @seyiamakinde #EndSarsNow
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@_toluu_a this is your fault😭😭😭😭
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Went to @Oli_Ekun 's studio to play catcher catcher with the moola.
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When there are levels to this shit 🙏🏾
@UnclePamilerin
Pamilerin Adegoke
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But what is this
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Legally obligated to have 3 hos that’s a Santa clause
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"Dont let me open your yansh" First of all Oluwaseyi, mummy Jamjam's yansh is spectacular.
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I was super nervous during the interview but thank God 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾
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Dany doing like project supervisor when Jon told her he was Aegon. "where are your references?"
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Bear in mind, my sugar daddy training is almost complete.
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