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@MindtoConrad

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I forget where we were

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Joined November 2011
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You took my sadness out of context, at the Mariners Apartment Complex
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And when they say mute? They mean MUTE
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U see beauty I see lizards in my tub
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Me in the Swimming heats 🤲🏾
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Unfortunately a lot of men are losers.
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I want to honor HTGAWM for keeping it interesting for 6 years there is no such thing as a filler episode with these people, it’s constant suspense. Hands down one of the best written series to ever grace TV. #HTGAWM
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I haven’t seen a comment,story, reply since I’ve muted an account lmao.
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U nave batty fi go eat ?
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Gabrielle Union
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Well, this aged poorly.
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Weh u did deh when Mary did want a room fi give birth ?
@AdamStewart
Adam Stewart
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“The Worlds Best” continues to deserve “The Worlds Best”, we got you Hansle & Ronald. One Love!
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Anyway,
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I hate when “sleeping it off” doesn’t work. I have nothing left up my sleeve after that one lmao.
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She says Ryan in a very Jamaican way 😂
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Them two yah a whine from me a tek Cape
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Is who blow breath in my granny figurine
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When foreigners ask me how it feels to be Jamaican:
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@MindtoConrad
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Not even bird eat inna sky, mi alright ❤️
@JamaicaObserver
Jamaica Observer
11 months
Dinner In The Sky, Jamaica, an in-air dining concept that has never before been offered in the English-speaking Caribbean, has been given the green light to operate in Negril. Diners will enjoy meals from tables & seats on a platform suspended high in the sky by a crane.
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The likkle holiday dem done.....?
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Mi tax money a buy mouse trap
@alexandream_j
alexanDREAM🤍
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Btw, When we were placed on 24-hour emergency call for the hurricane and told we’d receive 3 meals This was the dinner:
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TIK TOK please let me repost with comment again . PLEASE
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This team is so young. When they gain some experience over the next 4 years… trouble….
@TvjNewscentre
Television Jamaica/Radio Jamaica Newscentre
2 months
The women's sprint relay team, consisting of Alana Reid, Kemba Nelson, Shashalee Forbes and Tia Clayton, ran a season best to finish 5th in the 4x100m relay final. #TVJSports #TeamJamaica #FastTrackParis2024 #2024Olympics
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U guys notice a serious increase in mosquitoes ??
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There is no war in Ba Sing Se
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My bad hun, back to it
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@xoMzMieann
A Targaryen Alone In The World
3 years
Over 5k kids tested positive for Corona inna Florida and unu a kikiki pon dis app
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I thought about studying today. I’m really improving
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Taking 2 shirts out of the very overweight suitcase instead of the 3 rum bottles and the breadfruit.
@LivySpeaks
Ms. Robinson To You🇯🇲
1 year
What’s Jamaican math?
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Hey, that’s a gully. ❤️
@gunsnrosesgirl3
Science girl
9 months
Water slide in Indonesia
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Me on my way to work in foreign after successfully migrating and leaving the tropical sun behind.
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@MindtoConrad
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I want this weekend to understand that it’s ok to take it’s time.
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Nike board meeting Rn
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Shelly has been on top since she’s 21 years old. Bro what more can we ask for
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Me after successfully maneuvering through the airport corona free on my $120 ticket.
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Keyshia needs to pause and address what’s bothering her #Verzuz
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Sex noises. Don’t click. The unemployed are out
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@MindtoConrad
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U get a job and elders stop put a likkle money ina yuh hand. 💔
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If I survive this quarantine, it’s going on my CV
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LOOOOOL shame a kill her. 😭😭 them put the “we will pray for you” in a pretty font
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The tourists speeding past the Negril sign to reach the beach
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A so mi know a kishane win. Nuh ask me ntn
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The earthquake fling me off a the bed like Mi owe courts
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A so Mr.Monkeypox step leff the security
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Mi cya forget one time me a tek exam and a pray over the paper and nearly catch ina spirit. I was soooo embarrassed. Cold sweat a lick me cause me a try tame the Holy Ghost.
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@MindtoConrad
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I like to keep my holiday foods separate, please desist. This feels like mi a celebrate Jesus birth and death one time. ❌
@unhingedcatboi
a midsummer nightmare
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i feel like i've transcended oh my god
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Stfu lil girl.
@CP24
CP24
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Charlottetown girl, 13, aces first year at university: 'I was expecting a bit more stress'
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Unuh nuh know how fi Malice ?
@mr_JayToxic
Sanjay
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She a tek time behave herself inno, wah unnuh seh my side 🙈
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Idk man being out last night and seeing ppl in their costumes was fun. Life hard out Yah, do whatever mek unuh jolly.
@dontbejelii
Jelii🥀
2 years
Jamaica adopts so much of American culture it’s annoying. Like unnu a celebrate Halloween? We country done plague with demons already
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Nuh you go earthquake school ?
@odpem
ODPEM
5 years
We just felt an earthquake....did you feel it ?
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Nah JA government love unveil. Weh dem get so much fabric
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Why me feel like a she uproot the plant dem
@likklesei
Prosecco Princess 👑
2 years
bffr
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@MindtoConrad
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Mind u, u could a catch 3 snapper pon the field
@JamaicaObserver
Jamaica Observer
11 months
The Jamaica Football Federation says Concacaf is currently making assessments to the field at the National Stadium to determine whether or not it is fit for play.
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At the end of the day, a night Bsc. Banking and Finance and Economics (Hons)
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This is absolutely crazy you know, that is Shelly-Ann And Elaine.
@wcchen
Wayne Chen
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Lady u Nuh see wah clock a strike
@Martinese13
youaremyhigh💜
5 years
Which sex is best? 1. I miss you sex 2. Morning sex 3. Drunk sex 4. Cheating sex 5. High sex 6. This is the last time sex 7. Make up sex
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Before the camera man go tek up two stone and go help him a gwan like Janella Precius
@3zzz_p
ZeDi.
3 years
How dem mek him escape 🤬🤬🤬
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Jesus when he heard that Lazarus died
@RealGClash
Real Gospel
4 years
If you had a Twitter account during the Bible times, what’s something you know you would have tweeted?
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Ivan was so outta order, all now me cya find mi dog.
@weatherjamaica
Weather Jamaica
1 year
Today in hurricane history, 19 years ago on September 10, 2004 Hurricane Ivan went past Jamaica as a powerful category 4 bringing extreme winds, torrential rainfall, causing seventeen fatalities & racking up $360 million U.S. in damages in Jamaica. Do you remember this hurricane?
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From me a tek CAPE them two yah a grind
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If they tryna extend the semester I will personally find the cure for Corona
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One year with my degree. I’m still broke y’all. Quit school ❤️🙏🏾.
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Me before responding to my boo who ignored me for weeks
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A suh the one (1) crackaz bag itch up ina me cupboard fi the lockdown
@cheerfulaly
sunshine don
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Mentally I’m here
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Schooling in Jamaica is about burning out students as fast as possible then call them lazy 🤌🏾
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All this cup know how fi do a dash weh pon u.
@DayreonM
DayreonM 🇹🇹 🎄
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Yo as she wake up she ready fi work. Lmfaoo
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Exactly because how they gave our girls two silvers in 2008 but magically can’t give two golds now
@fastTucker9
Sir Tuckz 😬|| ♉️🇯🇲🇪🇸
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So Riley seh the rule seh 👇🏾👇🏾
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Stop posting placka placka food. Yack
@DavionOfCourse
Davinchi 🌗
2 years
Tsangs 😍
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Bringle a get papers before me. I weep.
@Tropixsofficial
The Tropixs
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Jamaican brown terriers otherwise called mongrels were sent to Canada to be adopted today 🇯🇲🐕 ✈️🇨🇦 @montegobayanimalhaven
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Mi brain a rukutuku with them time yah
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JESUS GOD ALMIGHTY THE GAS DONE
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U could a use this fork dig up yam
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Di gran ina him wallet when him reach home
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Night heat is unnecessary, people are trying to lay their head to rest
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Unuh know how it go already 🧏🏾‍♂️. MSc. economics
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Australia leff from the end of the earth to be disrespected publicly. Crazy. I would let a Tarantula loose
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Sia done fell off the chandelier and lost her goddman mind
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How I plan to ditch the online class after muting my microphone and confirming attendance
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Nuh your time yet pops, Hill and gully ride is at 6
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Poor ting him doe understand a fuck
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Exam tmr morning and I doe remember a thing. That’s alright, exam nah bring me to the kingdom of God
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Covid go up a SAS and get through before we. Imagine.
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Never knew the day would come, took a big chance on myself with this, grateful for the outcome 🧏🏾‍♂️.
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People will behave like suh a night and come a work come tell u good morning like dem nuh cyalis lmao
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Mind u, u have them because u use to bleach
@uncle876
Uncle.
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everybody used to seh weh mah go with so much sweater, guess who’s laughing now?
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Safe flight all ! 🙏🏾🙏🏾
@dennismeadows
Dennis Meadows
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Approaching school resumption, are we treating this level of teacher attrition seriously?
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Mi say hold on deh !
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Good morning December 🎄
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Last night the baby just plan fi wake up, drink 2 ounce of enfamil and puke up. Now them wake up inna Almshouse.
@JamaicaObserver
Jamaica Observer
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Member of Parliament for St Andrew East Rural, Juliet Holness, was part of the team at the viewing of concrete roads in St. Thomas this morning. Holness took a baby on her walk on the new road as she explained the impact it will have on future generations. #ONews #AlwaysAhead
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Mighty God look how me would a dead with morning breath
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Imagine the woman tek plane come mash up Jamaica
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Dat have ntn to do with me.
@dearra
De'arra Taylor
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Valentines Day is approaching 💕
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@MindtoConrad
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The greens look like the 3 different bush u rub pon yuh skin when bees sting yuh
@eagiesbetter
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11:30 and the food is served, get you some white folks in your life!!
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At the end of the day, a night. Never forget that.
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COVID is shivering rn
@JamaicaGleaner
Jamaica Gleaner
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Jamaica declares two days of national prayer and fasting over COVID-19 -
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Mugz 2017 5:40 pm.
@AwardShowNews
Award Show News
3 years
. @ChloeBailey at the BET Awards 2021 #BETAwards
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No wonder Shelly haffi walk with 2 dozen suitcase, a lone wig inna dem
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This is so unacceptable Lmao a the first me see a promising star keep up so much almshouse. Foreign suppose to shame.
@FloTrack
FloTrack
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Sha’Carri choses to not speak with media after failing to get out of the 1st round at USAs
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Bro people be like this in the night and come a work the next morning enu lmao
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@MindtoConrad
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People yard is the most stressful thing you can put me through 😭
@carnellnichols
ig: carnelln 🖖🏾
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* in somebody house & they bringing me food* Me pretending not to see:
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Immigration officer
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Fuck French bulldogs, fuck croissants, fuck Mbappe, fuck the Eiffel Tower
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Bilal came to Jamaica on a boat, he didn’t know a word of English and now he’s a doctor. Last last 🧏🏾‍♂️👌🏾
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Felt.
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