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@Miisssliz

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Young entrepreneur. Renaissance woman.

NYC
Joined June 2014
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@Miisssliz
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3 years
I’m watching Jersey Shore and it’s really crazy that when Snooki got hit by the guy, allll those big ass boys who do nothing but work out all day, and the only one who swung at the guy was Jenny smh 😭
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5 years
White people truly made me believe JLo had a crazy big ass when I was little 😂
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5 years
Points were made.
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7 years
Life is hard
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5 years
When we’re 27 mimosas in at the brunch and the problematic friend says “why does that bitch keep looking at us”
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3 years
I made one
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4 years
😭
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4 years
Fake pages don’t even try to hide anymore lmfao it be “fuckyou123123” watching your story 😭
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5 years
Texting back the love of your life while your boyfriend is changing the movie on Netflix
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5 years
Nobody: Bitches with imaginary haters:
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2 years
“A bottle of water can be .50 cents in the supermarket, $2.00 at the gym, $3.00 at the movies, and $6.00 on a plane. The only thing that changed its value was the place. The next time you feel your worth is nothing, maybe you’re in the wrong place.”
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2 years
Short DR story
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2 months
As a retired cheater, yes.
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HERETHA🐐
2 months
Can somebody love you but cheat on you??
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7 months
Me
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who had every right to become a villain?
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3 years
I’m sorry but there really is such a thing as wasted time. Not everything has a deeper hidden lesson. Sometimes u really just wasted your mf time 😭
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4 years
I love Twitter 😂 UNPROVOKED
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5 years
Nobody: My boyfriend minding his business and rolling his weed: Me: “Would u cry if I died??”
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5 years
Girls meeting up to fight after finding out they’re fucking the same man
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5 years
When he cuffs you after a one night stand
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4 years
Lmaooooo
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4 years
“Mommy and daddy money” isn’t the grand insult y’all think it is
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4 years
A Dominican delicacy!
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3 months
This is what I expect when I ask him to get me a beer at the BBQ
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5 years
When you’re just breathing around him and his dick gets hard
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5 years
When I tell him to get the fuck out the house and he actually starts walking towards the door
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5 years
Me hosting Friendsgiving when everyone shows up looking cute and I’m still smelling like wild pernil at 8 PM
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4 years
A message
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3 years
Dominican families really don’t find u successful unless you’re a doctor or lawyer lmaoooo I’ve ran my own businesses since I was 17 and my mom still says I did nothing with my degree. Which was...... business administration.😭
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3 years
Ayo wtf is going on tonight lmaooo
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2 years
What about this?
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𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐑. ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‏ 𓆉
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I’m not trusting no man getting into a pool with socks and a worn out white tank top— too many videos of them acting unusual.
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6 years
Nobody: Me:
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3 years
Officially reached the “up at 7 am even when I don’t have to be” point in adulthood
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5 years
Me trying to enjoy things my man likes so that I can spend more time with him
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4 years
What’s on the menu this week? CHOPPED CHEESE EMPANADAS 👩🏻‍🍳
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6 years
Mother knows best.
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4 years
Nobody: Me in my turtle necks as soon as I see a 70
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4 years
10/10
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4 years
I feel like that’s her phone. Ta nerviosa la tipa 🤣
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4 years
Cee Dee Lamb snatching his phone back from his GF is highlight of draft so far.
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1 year
Done ✅ WE OUTSIDEEEE
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3 years
I’m here for a second baby, leave your best impression
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5 years
Me when I leave Queens to see my man in the Bronx
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2 years
Y'all wanna know why I'm not a morning person? Because the man I sleep next to has TURN MY SWAG ON as an alarm clock. THAT is what I hear every morning at 6 am
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7 years
Omg lmaooo people feel bad for me 😫😫😫 it was a joke!!! 😭
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11 months
Too nice. I’m suspicious 🤔
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5 years
When I wake up and he’s on the other side of the bed instead of next to me with a numb arm
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4 years
Twitter is so small lmao you’ll be interacting with the mf u getting cheated on with and not even know it. Let’s all have a good day tho 😭😭😭
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4 years
Spooky SZN 🎃
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5 years
Somebody find our queen and let her know what’s going on
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5 years
Moro with habichuelas??! I’m calling the cops.
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nah this shit smacked my dusty ass
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3 years
Sosua 🇩🇴
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5 years
Me when he’s taking off his hoodie and the under shirt goes up with it and my horny ass sees some skin
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4 years
Chopped cheese empanadas with a chinola margarita! I think it’s perfect 😇🦎
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6 years
He who angers you controls you.
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5 years
I’m sorry, but if a man is gonna like u, he’s gonna like u regardless. Men preach about wanting these innocent bird bitches and y’all try to act like that for them, just for him to leave u for Yaneris la hookera. Do u sis.
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3 years
I’m a firm believer that people evolve, but they don’t change. At their core, people are who they are.
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3 years
It’s “oh nah” outside 😔
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It’s TACO TUESDAYYYYY! 🌮 Y’all know where it’s at! $1.99 tacos, late night happy hour until 10 pm, hookah in our patio! What’re we missing?! House of Margaritas 💚🦎 1079 Manhattan ave Brooklyn,NY 11222
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5 years
Me trying to start an apology after really fucking up
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4 years
I’m losing followers by the minute for supporting protestors? Trash taking itself out? LETS FUCKING GOOOOO!
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3 years
It’s almost time!! 👻🎃 Spooky empanada 😂
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4 years
The devil works hard, but Fashion Nova works harder!
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3 years
The Dominican urge to point at things with my mouth
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4 years
It’s trash how many of us relate. I’m sorry bc I know what it’s like, but when it’s our turn to be in their shoes, I truly hope we handle things differently and remember how we feel at this very moment before acting a certain way towards our own kids. Break generational curses💛
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Got cheated on in my dream last night. Everyone’s paying for that today. Watch this
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3 years
Telling boyfriends about girl drama is mad funny cause they really DO NOT care lmaoooo and they think you’re wrong 99% of the time, but are still gonna “word that’s crazy babe” u to death 😭😭
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3 years
The problem with being such a bubbly sweet person is that the ONE day you’re not in the mood, people forget all the times you’ve been nice
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4 years
Me tonight
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10 months
Too many different sounds at the same time
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Usman ✰
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What's a random thing that gives u anxiety?
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3 years
A calm $2,077.53 would fix my entire day rn
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I don’t like to tell people my problems bc u can’t do shit for me so your responses are just going to annoy me 😭 I’ll talk to u when I’m happy again 💚
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5 years
@23andmeann Yes!!! Lmaooo and she was literally always referred to in shows/movies about her big ass likeeeee
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From a catering business out of my mommas kitchen to a brick-and-mortar, Ms. Lizards Restaurant is born! Join me on October 1st, 2023 for tasty delights and a cozy atmosphere. Can't wait to share my culinary journey with you! 🦎 25-12 Steinway street Astoria, NY 11103
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My mom got a dog 🥺
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Words of affirmation ❤️
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When you think you’re getting alone time with your man and then the PlayStation notifies him about one of his little friends being online
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When I say hi to a baby and it just sits there
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This is so flattering when u cooked lol
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“I’m coming to you as a woman...”
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Very happy birthday 💚
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Very happy new year! New beginnings. 🧿 💚
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👩🏻‍🍳💚
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I’m really thankful for friendships that don’t require much attention. Send each other memes a few times a week and we’re still closer than ever 😂
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5 years
My man got mad at me and took the whole Christmas tree down......
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4 years
Have u noticed that men will hold in an issue they have with u until it grows into resentment? Women address things then & there & we come off as argumentative for wanting to just fix it before it becomes bigger. A man will hate u for a whole year & you’ll have to ask to find out
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3 months
Join us 7/28/2024! Grand Opening 💚 #HOM 🦎
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5 years
Kept it simple today. Made some homemade lemonade with some Patron. I made flower ice cubes at home for some razzle-dazzle and here it is! Can’t ever go wrong with some tequila lemonade AND the flower ice cubes are so cute for any Valentine’s Day drinks or any day! 🥰
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3 years
I got jumped on a party bus once LMFAOOO I was like when tf is this driver gonna stop this mf bus?!!!
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5 years
Michael Jackson looking at Oprah right now
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2 years
There’s 2 babies in here 🤭🤭
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5 years
I dislike men sometimes, but it really must suck spending $150+ on these dates with different women just to probably not hear from them again and then repeat 😭 omg
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3 years
One thing about me, I’m gonna save the shit out of a note, movie ticket, plane ticket, concert ticket, pictures, etc
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3 years
I only wanna be an independent woman when it comes to having my own money. Besides that, I need men to carry and build shit for sure.
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