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USN 84-88 | USS Camden aka The Mighty Pachyderm | MAGA | Christian, conservative, vet, boomer, married. 🚫NO 'surprise' DM's🚫 | Everyone gets vetted 🙏🏻✝️

Trapped in WA
Joined March 2023
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@fopminui @historyinmemes The emotions he was feeling was the sign "this is a stupid decision". He didn't listen.
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@AlbertCai_X @Rainmaker1973 Only 218 dead is remarkable. Thx for finding those numbers, Albert.
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@Motabhai012 @historyinmemes ...or...Vladimir Putin bolsters a young girls confidence by allowing her to appear to flip him. Grow up.
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@DLMILTON @WallStreetApes Dotty doesn't understand she just outed herself as a communist. Looking 'suspicious' is an objective assessment dependent on the emotional and psychological mindset of the accuser. If I'm anxious, EVERYBODY is suspicious to me. Even you Dorothy.
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@miles_commodore I still can't believe Powers Boothe is Johnny Ringo. That just blows me away.
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@TorontoBlueEyes Canadians are wholly unqualified to be in a conversation about firearms. So what your saying is that his attackers were afforded the same right to carry a gun, but they chose not to. Brilliant, thanks for letting us know how 2A works, eh. Hoser.
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@QPsyOps Thankful they're not in WA. Brown recluse spiders are native to the U.S., can be found from TX to FL up to OH. Often found living outdoors in debris and woodpiles. When indoors, brown recluses favor cardboard because it mimics rotting tree bark.
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@wilderpatriot I'm convinced they're putting estrogen in baby food.
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@wendyp4545 I don't see a problem. But if it legitimately is something that troubles you, morally, don't do it, right? I mean it'll wear at you if you can't do it and feel good about it. There's nothing wrong with 'prepping' though and you need to be prepared for when 'they' shut it all down
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@Phil_Sledge Beaniee was a super sweet chocolate lab. We miss her.
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@WeaponsVault Removed his face. Very nice.
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@FredDiBiase247 What a tool. Bananas are technically seedless fruits because they reproduce asexually through vegetative propagation and do not develop seeds within their flesh. Instead, bananas have small black dots called vestigial seeds, which are non-functional and cannot germinate.
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@4Mischief Who are the people always standing by prepared to film and post these videos? None of these are heat of the moment reactions, these are pre planned assaults. People need to go to prison.
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@Super70sSports Jim Croce 1943-1973
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@SoloFlow786 @ChrisDJackson He used to like him.
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@CTOTHELOS77 Bobcat Goldthwait
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@jaredadairbell @Manhattva Guy made an expensive decision he regrets and it's everyone else's fault.
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@TuckerPoodleMA Tried 'growing' praying mantis' for a few years. Here's an 'ootheca' of hundreds of 1/4" mantis' hatching in the backyard.
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@FAFO_TV #1 . ALL guns are ALWAYS loaded.
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@TheGeneral_0 Whatever happened with the three 'scholars' that murdered a white kid at LeBron James 'I promise" school. It was a year and a half ago and was memory holed as fast as the 60,000 lbs of ammonium nitrate on train cars, that went missing, on train tracks(?) between WY and CA.
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@Morbidful So her boyfriend who used to beat on her was either a cop or a politician, that's been firmly established.
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@omoiyaakeem @Rainmaker1973 A stereotype is saying women talk too much or can't drive. It's provable that it doesn't apply to ALL women. THAT is a stereotype. The FACT that women's pelvises are shaped in a way that ALL women can give birth, is not a stereotype, it's a FACT. Simpleton.
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@BiffDon How do you not hear it the very first time you listen to the song?
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@JenniferPavlov I'm thinkin' Dan breaks into houses with crowbars and is tired of getting shot at.
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@iGotSOLE_ @InternetH0F My wife will dream I did something that made her mad and she'll hold against me all day. Insane.
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@lippyent Can't you hear him climbing outta the cage yelling "Rieger..."?
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@Ur_a_Smartass_C I was waiting for rounds through the door from the inside and 2 punks dropping. Heart pounding just waiting...and they walk away lol. Geeez
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@WallStreetApes This fire has been burning everyday nonstop for over a decade.
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@DK_Able She confuses awe with derision.
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@TONYxTWO @bigcowfarts If they were in drag it would be fine.
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@ULTRA_MAJESTY THERE YA GO!!! That's a start!! WOOT 🙌🙌👊 Go Ireland GO!!
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@ULTRA_MAJESTY Diversity and the Equity Inclusions
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@AshleyLeeNJ @crazyclipsonly Gimme "What a cheater would say" for $1000 Alex
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@Baiigan @lporiginalg How do the people that built everything become slaves and victims?
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@TorontoBlueEyes I hope they do too!!
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@Riverboatjack You look ridiculous, bro.
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@ULTRA_MAJESTY A swift kick to the actual testicles will clear up any confusion whether your imaginary uterus is cramping
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@TiffMoodNukes Or ANY picture of "her" as a child, in a dress, like a girl. "She" never had a birthday party growing up? No Christmases? No pics of "her" as a child, growing up. Anywhere?
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@pearlythingz Give it up Pearl. He's happy and you're jealous. This rant just got you unfollowed.
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@614clinton Jon Voight
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@VetFather_Bill @WomenPostingLs Him "Geez you got a big pussy... Geez you got a big pussy" Her "Well, you didn't have to say it twice!" Him "I didn't... I didn't"
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@Tomhennessey69 That sentence didn't need "...in Baltimore" at the end.
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@euphorio_ @MattWallace888 He sure looked a like like daddy when he was younger.
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@JohnBec74740036 @ScottReznor365 Yo John, sounds like you
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@ULTRA_MAJESTY This isn't normal folks. These athletes are are very well conditioned. tuned, humans. This used to be a once every 20 years thing, now it's 20 times a year.
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@ImMeme0 Remember the politicians and all their trips to Afghanistan during the 20 years of war? Yeah me either. This is the only warzone US politicians have ever flown in and out of regularly. They're either delivering our cash or picking up their cut.
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@TuckerPoodleMA Even if the revolver took a magazine, he's holding it backwards lol.
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@HM_Q_Thicctoria @TheOnlyEsta He finds you repulsive. You're a girl.
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Can you even comprehend how much your government hates you? There is no other reasonable explanation.
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@Vid_Vortex @crazyclipsonly Jumping spiders are so cool. Most are tiny too. It's fun to get one jumping from one hand to the other. The little ones are harmless.
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@AngelaBelcamino Curious, since the hairline starts in the middle of your skull, how far down your neck does it grow?
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@komonews Parents if you love your children get them out of the government indoctrination centers.
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@WallStreetApes I'd love to know how this turned out! I wish I knew my rights as well as this guy. Thank you government education for teaching me everything I don't need to know and secreting the important stuff that keeps government in check.
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@ImMeme0 If there's any question in your mind who's country this is in the 21st century, this will answer them. America is not America anymore. It's over.
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@JoeDanMedia If you can listen to this song without tears streaming down your face, you're a stronger man than me.
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@richarddibX Seems like an April fools ploy but in 2024 anything goes. It's probably legit.
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@TheSDPadresFan @Rainmaker1973 If we put them in the southern hemisphere would they spin counter clockwise? 🤔
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@Red_Pill_US You should've heard him talk about Nam! Youtube him, he was around for a looooong time before that clip. Always spot on.
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@TruthSlingerX Girls that know they're girls and the boys that want them.
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@1_jazzymom @Enezator No. She's abusive.
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@TedLogan1010 @BillSEsquire_11 @No_Curve @Death6102 Ah yes, I remember when Venus and Jupiter became stars.
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@iamyesyouareno I've seen that special magic tossing cash registers because your happy meal was missing a fry. You all seem super nice.
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@jnnicholson @stillgray That cart stuck the landing. Overall score 9.5
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@playteaux I lasted a solid :57 seconds.
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@TuckerPoodleMA I never knew any of my teachers politics. Or classmates really. Graduated HS in 81
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@UNIVERSE_FEEDS @PicturesFoIder Really? Ladies? I never even considered that possibility lol.
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@RealEmirHan Sally Field
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@zoeroi @autocorrect2_0 Twitter isn't a church. She isn't leading a congregation. She's witnessing to the multitudes and doing a remarkable job with her gift.
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@BobsNonyabzness @trumplicans2024 Show us ANY pictures of "Michelle" prior to 2000. Find a childhood picture. Find a half nude picture. Find a pregnancy picture. Find any picture that can prove "she" was ever a little girl.
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@rosinlife87 @iluminatibot I'd like a link to the actual story, anybody? I fully believe this, but a meme doesn't prove anything. I want to read this story myself so when I start dropping that meme, I can back it up. Time to start the search lol.
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@ZZZeryan @Flower0nthemoon @EverythingOOC You can see the motorcycle reflecting clearly all the way to the paw of the other cat. There is no step to hide behind.
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@BackThebluecool If you can't write your name in the snow, in cursive, with a solid stream of urine, you ARE NOT a dude.
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Can YOU SEE? 👀
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@JulietsLurking @HazelAppleyard_ Absolute truth. By the same token, if you're going to subject yourself to this surgery you need to do due diligence and find the facts. Wherever they may lead. I feel for these peeps, at the same time, stories are out there telling you what you can look forward to.
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@Lead_Flinger @weirddalle Exactly my thoughts lol. She's pretty cute, she must be a lot of work.
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