Running funeral homes and strip clubs and wrestling all at once. All posts are my own opinion and do not reflect on any particular business or federation
Look.
If you follow me, you're going to see three things: old man wrestling takes, porn, and my liberal bullshit. Sometimes all at once.
So don't complain to me if you get offended.
"Alabamians" is trending. Why?
Because Alabama voted for Trump, for Jeff Sessions, for Roy Moore, and we're stuck with Kay Ivey as Governor, and all these right wing conservative fucks care more about church and guns than containing the coronavirus.
Fuck this state. Seriously.
Since Glen Gilberti / Disco Inferno is trending, I wanted to repost this... because this meme is his greatest and possibly only contribution to pro wrestling
Funny story: I'm wrestling Sarge in some podunk hole in GA with less than 20 people in the crowd. Two guys in the front row have a "Braun the Leprechaun" sign. Everytime he sees it, he gets madder and hits me harder. Eventually, I roll out and tear up their sign
If they can digitally remove Henry Cavill's super moustache then they can remove Amber Heard's from Aquaman 2.
It's probably just a bunch of scenes of her pooping underwater like a goldfish, anyways
Less than 48 hours ago, I put over Jeffery Hume, aka Jay Hunter in a post encouraging others to support indy wrestlers.
This morning I learned of a racist video he and another person posted to social media.
1/2
Watch any Eddie Guerrero match. Mexico, Japan, ECW, WCW, WWE... dude didn't have "off nights" whether heel or face and the fact he beat addiction, that made him S+
I don't care how stupid y'all think this is, my daughter is loving it and this five minutes has made her more of a wrestling fan than ever before.
This is what pro wrestling SHOULD be about, making NEW fans for life.
#WrestleMania
We, as wrestlers, are people and individuals with individual beliefs but I will not let someone else's bad personal actions reflect poorly on me or the promotions I endorse, specifically
@vcwaction
Thank you, fuck you, bye
2/2
Goddamn, that video package for Shad is heartbreaking.
I also appreciate them bringing Dana Warrior in to give the awards but for something like this, it needs to be JTG presenting to Shad's wife and son.
#WWEHOF
@INSaneNShades
I love this clip, but I always wonder, what if you're Spider-Man, hanging with your friends at the hotel bar, and this queue comes along? I mean... you have to join, right? But hell, they finally stop two hotels over, and you've gotta walk back
My 11yr old daughter: "This podcast is stupid."
Why?
"You said this was about wrestling but that guy is just doing voices while the other guy laughs."
Look, you just don't get it...
@TheLapsedFan
If you can watch Shane Helms and NOT see moves and sequences that you think you should do as well? Maybe wrestling isn't for you. There's cruiserweight stuff, MMA stuff, big man stuff... he's just a textbook, and YOU need to study
Simultaneously best and worst
The building double booked us and a Latino wedding. They continued in one half of the floor while we wrestled on the other
We had our 1 luchador win the championship and the folks at the wedding carried him on their shoulders. The bride was pissed
It's stupid that I can do a less than five minute read of Twitter and Reddit and can tell that all these assholes calling Dan Avidan/Danny Sexbang a "groomer" are fuckin' wrong. Like... people are just eager to jump on any social justice bullshit they think is valid when it's not
A MAN BEEN LAYIN' DA PIPE 30 YEARS! 30 YEARS JACK, WHEN DEY SAY HEY! DIS 17 HORSEPOWER MACHINE WITH BAD DRAGON STABILIZING JOINTS AND BLUETOOTH LOVENSE CONNECTIVITY TOOK YOUR JOB, DEDDY, THAT'S HARD TIMES!!!
I've got a 12 hour car trip ahead of me to get a new job, so it's time to download some episodes of
@TheLapsedFan
And if I get this job, I can start putting that well earned cheddar back into their Patreon
Just a reminder that me and my page supports People of Color, the LGBT+ Community, sex workers, and the 99% including the disabled and those on public assistance.
If you don't like any of that: Fuck off.
Just a reminder: This page supports women, people with vaginas, child bearing people, and their health needs with respect to their bodily autonomy regardless of race, religion, or creed.
If you can't handle that, unfollow.
@IQWrestler
"Hey, TJ, we want you to pretend to want to watch wrestling more than fuck your incredibly hot wife."
"Fine, whatever, this show is stupid."
Oh give me a break. 99% of the porn I watch is cleaner (physically and spirituality) and better managed than any Taco Bell ever.
Plus, if this person is a "God fearing Christian" then how do they know her and that she does sex work?
#fuckouttahere
#sexworkiswork
@Lonna87XXX
Tessa Blanchard is accused by multiple women of being a racist and Impact gives her the title, but she refuses to cut promos online and she's fired.
Okay. I get it.
Fellow pro wrestlers, one of our own needs help. Local indy Zeus Thundar lost his home and everything for Christmas for his daughter. PLEASE share and please donate if you can. Click the image to go to the GoFundMe
#supportindywrestlers
@TrevorDame
People about Vince: "We had a great relationship, we didn't always agree but he's always nice and fun to work for."
People about Johnny Ace: "THAT RASPY VOICED PIECE OF SHIT."
@TheMattCardona
@2000s_WWE
I heard Zack Ryder once drank 70 beers on a cross country flight before having a 2 hour hardcore iron man match on no sleep and still winning three falls to none.
The more I see about Ronda Rousey, I just get more and more pissed.
Because, yes, I'm fine with the way wrestling is considered "fake," like the way
@TheLapsedFan
will call it "fake fighting bullshit." But they and ALL OF US know the realities of professional wrestling
@CamWillingham21
I believe the real Problem with the game that it wants you to identify with both Ellie and Abby, but at the end, they never see that this "you killed him, I'll kill you" thing is a cycle, especially with Lev added in.