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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

5 years

The British Empire in British history books verses The British Empire irl.

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Michael

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3 years

Usain Bolt can run 100m in 9.58 seconds but I’m not allowed to shit in the street.

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3 years

NASA can send a probe all the way to Mars. You're not allowed to walk next door to have a chat in the garden with your neighbour. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Michael

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No, no, no, no. That’s not how it works. Dyson made a decision to build electric cars in 2016 and they must now deliver. I don’t care whether or not it’s “commercially viable” - a decision was made.

Dyson has scrapped its electric car project

The technology firm, which has already built the first cars, says the project is not commercially viable.

www.bbc.com

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Michael

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4 years

Margaret Keenan is now 984 ft and heading straight for Tokyo.

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

4 years

Very normal country

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

4 years

The UK when approaching a deadline

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

4 years

I love hearing different languages on the metro or in the street. It means people are comfortable. It means you live in an open, welcoming town/city. Why on earth would you want to stop someone feeling comfortable? I just don’t get it.

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

4 years

When I order a scotch egg and 10 pints

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

5 years

The pound is being unpatriotic again guys.

Bloomberg UK

@BloombergUK

5 years

A look at the pound after Boris Johnson holds what seems to be a very difficult phone call with Angela Merkel

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

8 months

I’d rather have Alex Scott or Karen Carney giving their opinions than Michael Owen or Danny Murphy tbh

Father Joseph Barton 🦁

@Joey7Barton

8 months

Women shouldn’t be talking with any kind of authority in the men’s game. Come on. Let’s be serious. It’s a completely different game. If you don’t accept that. We will always see things differently. The women’s game is thriving. Fantastic to see. I cannot take a thing they

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

2 years

She simply cannot help herself.

Liz Truss

@trussliz

2 years

On behalf of a grieving nation I offer my deepest condolences on the passing of Her Majesty. She was the rock on which modern Britain was built. The thoughts of this government and this nation are with His Majesty The King and his family.

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

7 months

Day 1 of 2024 and the prime minister of the United Kingdom has been slapped with a community note.

Rishi Sunak

@RishiSunak

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In 2024 we will keep driving forward. Cutting taxes. Delivering world class education. Taking decisive action to stop the boats. Bringing NHS waiting lists down. And much more. Let’s get to it.

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Michael

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2 years

@MetCC @cardosaprano @metpoliceuk What were the circumstances other than your officer having a wank in a park?

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

4 years

Woke up to Theresa May attacking nationalism and complaining about a lack of international cooperation and I think I’ll just go back to bed.

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

4 years

I’m sorry. Am I going mad?

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

4 years

“Jimmy Saville was an actual paedophile” Matt Hancock: “He also raised a lot of money for charity”

Kay Burley

@KayBurley

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“Tony Abbott is a homophobe and a misogynist” Health Sec @MattHancock : “He’s also an expert on trade” #KayBurley JM

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

3 years

The Christmas fruit bowl is by far my favourite fruit bowl.

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

2 years

Elon Musk rocking up to Twitter HQ like

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

3 years

Me trying to discretely buy condoms when I was 18

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

4 years

Feeding £900,000 starving paint job for kids your fancy plane

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

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A small child An easily falsifiable sleeping on lie which can only an NHS hospital benefit the floor while Conservative suffering with Party suspected pneumonia

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

4 years

Imagine being so angry about a necklace you actually take the effort to complain.

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

6 years

This episode of #DoctorWho is hard hitting, informative and absolutely necessary in an age of Trump and Brexit. The racists and the bigots will not win. They never have and they never will #DrWho

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

4 years

Highest death toll in Europe and BJ is more concerned with protecting an unelected adviser.

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

4 years

Bad infidelity Good infidelity

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

5 years

Opening of the Opening of the extravagant, humble British out of touch. Parliament European Parliament

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

5 years

Nadine Dorries has been appointed as Health and Social Care Minister.

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

5 years

Find you someone that looks at you the way Laura Kuenssberg looks at Boris Johnson

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

5 years

Indian Sikhs played a key role in the British army in World War One. They arrived on the Western front in September 1914 and played a crucial role in the first battle of Ypres. As Laurence Fox highlights, their contribution was not widely rewarded or remembered after the war.

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

4 years

This has tickled me.

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

5 years

Remember that kid from the meme? This is him today.

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

4 years

Just took this on my iPhone

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

3 years

He never fails.

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

3 years

The tweet The response.

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

2 years

How they live How they want you to live

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

4 years

The fuck have I just read? This website it cursed.

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

3 years

Now is a good time to learn that people lie.

Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

3 years

I’ll get a St. George’s Cross tattooed on my dick end if England win.

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Mon 15th Tue 16th June June

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@Michael_Dunn4

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David Starkey: *does a racism* Darren Grimes:

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

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@GaryLineker @LFC @FCBarcelona Considering the behaviour of Liverpool fans in Spain, I thought it was a brilliant result! Messi is a magician.

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

5 years

Just read this from @guardian and I feel sick: ‘EU citizens living in the UK would be stripped of their freedom of movement, housing and social security rights by Home Office legislation introduced to regulate immigration following Brexit’

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

2 years

The Bank of England since Liz Truss became PM.

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Bank of England muttering “I’ll sort it, old muggins here” whenever the government crashes the economy

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@Michael_Dunn4

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This is the most prime ministerial monologue I’ve seen in a while. Hugh Grant for PM

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

4 years

We now go live to the second spike

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

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I mean that’s what you want to see at the end of Rule Britannia #LastNightOfTheProms

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

4 years

Sends joke Reads replies tweet

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

3 years

This is physically painful.

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

3 years

Milk Thatcher from beyond the grave

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

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Sex Pistols: *are political* White People: wow this is amazing. Fuck the system! Stormzy: *is political* White People: now then, that’s not on.

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

4 years

Please don’t ask me to feel sorry for boris Johnson because he’s busy. He knew what the job entailed when he ran for it.

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

5 years

@rickygervais If they can murder an animal for sport (out of cold blood), there’s no reason why they wouldn’t do it to a human. These people are psychopaths and are, as far as I’m concerned, a danger to society.

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

5 years

Here is a list of people you may know who were/are on the autistic spectrum: Charles Darwin Albert Einstein Bill Gates Thomas Jefferson Emily Dickinson Stanley Kubrick Michelangelo Mozart Isaac Newton Greta Thunberg Stop treating it as a debilitating mental illness.

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

5 years

The intro to David Cameron’s new book is pretty gripping ngl

The Washington Post

@washingtonpost

5 years

Farmers kept refusing to let him have sex with their animals. So he sought revenge, authorities say.

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

5 years

Mary Beard is a world renowned academic. She understands how and why empires/countries decline and can see it in the UK. We are an ordinary country and an insignificant country outside of the EU. The sooner we come to understand this, the better.

Liz Truss

@trussliz

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We are not an ordinary country. We're an extraordinary country. I would rather be here than anywhere else on earth. #LoveBritain 🇬🇧 #HateDeclinism

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@JimMFelton Aye but we can stand at Dover and suck food over than Chanel with our powerful hoovers.

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@Michael_Dunn4

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@Wer_ko_der_ko @Blakenburg8 @JuliaHB1 Less than 10 years left by the look of him.

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

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@JimMFelton Now, I’m no expert but this doesn’t look good.

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@Michael_Dunn4

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@JimMFelton Do British Prime Ministers have busts of American figures in Downing Street? Why are we so fucking weird? I hope they’ve smelted it.

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

4 years

I reckon someone by now has been sick with a face mask on after a night out.

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@Michael_Dunn4

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Petition to replace the Edward Colston statue with this masterpiece.

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

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'Excuse me, did the honourable lady just call me a raccoon?'

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

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Darren Grimes isn’t a ‘daft kid’, he’s a bigoted adult.

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

3 years

Big old anti lockdown protest in Birmingham on the day lockdown restrictions no longer legally exist.

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

3 years

Hey, I’m Troy McClure and I’ve been cancelled. In this brand new television series, I will discuss the perils of cancel culture and the horrors of the woke generation.

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

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God’s had a wank

Andrew Jones

@AJ_FI

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CZ-6A jellyfish plume

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@Michael_Dunn4

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I feel a deep connection with the barn owl

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

3 years

This peacock should be the twitter symbol.

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@Michael_Dunn4

3 years

CON: 46% (+1) LAB: 28% (-2)

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

4 years

Incredible how he’s managed to keep this Margaret thatcher tea towel standing upright by starching it with decades of his own cum.

Sir David Amess MP

@amessd_southend

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Whilst Margaret didn’t live long enough to see this day, I am sure that she is rejoicing in heaven. At last we ‘got Brexit done’!

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

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Toby Young isn’t a sex offender/paedo because his wife won’t let him.

Sorcha Ní Nia

@Luiseach

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“WHO AMONGST US (without our tough, sensible, no-nonsense wives) WOULD NOT HAVE DONE EXACTLY THE SAME THING AS THE DUKE OF YORK HMMMMM???????”

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

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@NeilDotObrien That’s cute but I prefer her sister’s response.

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

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Tory MPs being rolled out to support Boris Johnson’s blatant rule breaking today.

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@Michael_Dunn4

4 years

@BorisJohnson You have fuelled this.

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

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@sturdyAlex I’ve never been less proud to be British. Telling citizens (legally entitled to be here) that have contributed an immense amount to our economy/culture etc that they’re not welcome is sickening. These are our friends, colleagues and families.

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@Michael_Dunn4

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British government when confronted by a crisis: it’ll all be over by [insert public holiday]

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@Michael_Dunn4

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Milkshakes: “violent, dangerous, has no place in a civilised society!” Battery: “she did interrupt a banquet...”

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

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@nick_clegg The most intelligent, knowledgeable, liberal, + humble MP I've seen. Reputation tarnished by those who don't understand how coalitions work

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

3 years

I am getting a lot of joy out of Piers Morgan having a tantrum because Adele didn’t invite him to her TV Special. I mean does he really think he’s relevant enough to be invited to an event like that?

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

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Just remembered Dominic Raab. Man’s just vanished.

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

3 years

I mean if ‘BLM’ was sprayed across the statue, we wouldn’t hear the end of it for weeks.

dan barker

@danbarker

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It looks like the police didn't manage to protect the Winston Churchill statue this time. "Chelsea - 1905 CFC".

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I’m not particularly happy about losing human contact for the foreseeable future but I am more than happy to play my part in minimising the spread of this virus until a vaccine is readily available. Allison Pearson’s two friends are as selfish and ignorant as I would imagine.

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

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@JimMFelton And that he’s noticed we’re quite close to France.

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

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Yesterday, it was pointed out to me that my zoom picture (the one that pops up before I enter the chat) is of two incredibly horny wolves, with human bodies. I cannot recall ever seeing this image.... and I have used zoom for work calls.

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

3 years

Trains not running like?

Boris Johnson

@BorisJohnson

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I’ve arrived in Cornwall for this year’s @G7 where I’ll be asking my fellow leaders to rise to the challenge of beating the pandemic and building back better, fairer and greener. It will be a busy and important Summit, and I can’t wait to get started. #G7UK

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@Michael_Dunn4

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Imagine if it was a social norm for people to register to vote on their 18th birthday. Imagine if we made a fuss of it and it became part of our culture. That’d be good.

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

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@David_Cameron @Conservatives Can we have Chaos with Ed Milliband yet?

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

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Boris Johnson: Let the bodies hit the floor! Let the bodies hit the floor! Let the bodies hit the floor! Let the bodies hit the flooOOOOOOoooooorrrr!! CON: 64% (+20) LAB: 22% (-10)

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@Michael_Dunn4

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My petition to ‘make it a criminal offence for MPs to deliberately mislead the general public’ has been published. Regardless of your political allegiances or how you voted in the referendum, this is serious. It affects our democracy. Please sign & retweet

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@Michael_Dunn4

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If Arlene Foster is having a better sex life than me, I give up.

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@Michael_Dunn4

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@JimMFelton Tbh, I walked into work (my kitchen table) today without a mask and laughed at my colleagues (me) when they (me) asked me to take it off.

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@Michael_Dunn4

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Just heard a Tory Minister say ‘British citizenship is a privilege, not a right’ The right to a nationality is a fundamental human right and states do not have an absolute right to decide who their citizens are.

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@Michael_Dunn4

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Been watching Sean Lock clips on YouTube for the past hour, grinning from ear to ear.

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@Michael_Dunn4

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@JimMFelton @tomhfh Wait until Harwood sees how many lockdown rules were broken at Glastonbury 2009

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@Michael_Dunn4

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@JimMFelton @LetsPlayJen @BurakkuHishouu If you asked me to draw a school shooter...

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

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This is the image we should remember from the match tonight. Ivelin Popov pleading with the idiots in the crowd to stop the racist chanting. We should not tarnish an entire nation because of the actions of a few football hooligans - as England should well know.

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Michael

@Michael_Dunn4

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I’ll get a St. George’s Cross tattooed on my dick end if England win.

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