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Kenny “KFUCKINGP” Powers

14 years

Life is a fucking waste of time, time is a fucking waste of life, so get wasted all of the time & have the time of your life.

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4 years

YOU’RE FUCKING OUT! 🇺🇸

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8 years

2nd amendment? I bleed red, white, & blue but if you don't think some shit written 225 years ago needs a modern refresh, you're fucking out.

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7 years

We got a bunch of @KennyPowers jerseys lying around in a box — any of y’all real Americans interested in a little giveaway???

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11 years

Hey Tsarnaev -YOU'RE FUCKING OUT!!!!

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9 years

We should have treated Michael Jackson with the same fucking love and respect we are showing Bruce Jenner.

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2 years

For once in a blue fucking moon, a kid earned my respect.

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10 years

http://t.co/tdvhviPZ4V

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12 years

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, then it’s probably shit.

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13 years

Win, cheat, or quit. There is no fucking losing - ever.

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7 years

YOU’RE FUCKING OUT, NAZIS!!!

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8 years

JOSE BAUTISTA, YOU’RE FUCKING OUT!!!

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5 years

I can’t lie — I’ve been playing @KaceyMusgraves ’ baby-making, getting high, feeling fucking good album “Golden Hour” non-stop. This has no genre, it’s just good ass music.

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10 years

http://t.co/uimJzsc2IZ

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9 years

Bought a fucking Apple Watch for my dick.

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13 years

Don't sit there wondering if a glass is half empty or half full... Figure out who's fucking drinking half your shit.

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8 years

Remember, no matter who wins, everyone’s getting up early and going into their shitty job and having to deal with their piece of trash boss.

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4 years

YOU’RE FUCKING OUT! 🤯

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10 years

Donald Sterling - YOU'RE FUCKING OUT!

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12 years

The only "B" word you should call a woman is "Beautiful." Bitches love to be called beautiful.

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10 years

HIT BALLS. GET MONEY. FUCK BITCHES. SMOKE WEED. EAT MEXICAN FOOD.

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8 years

The Warriors blew a 3-1 lead.. Falcons: Hold on, watch this…

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12 years

[ ] I am under the influence. [✔] I am the fucking influence.

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13 years

You'll be remembered for the fucking laws you break, not the laws you follow... So fuck some shit up.

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9 years

KENNY POWERS IS COMING BACK FUCKING SOON.

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9 years

📂Documents └📁Taxes └📁2012 └📁Lesbian Porn

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10 years

GHANA, YOU’RE FUCKING OUT!

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9 months

Don’t forget that Aaron Rodgers’ entire god damn family hates his ass.

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4 years

THESE ICE COLD VEINS BLEED RED, WHITE, AND BLUE BUT, GOD DAMMIT, WEAR A FUCKING MASK OR YOU’RE FUCKING OUT!!!

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11 years

"Eastbound & Down" Season 4, September 29, only on @HBO . (If 3K people RT this I'll give one of you a KP jersey)

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7 years

I play real sports — not trying to be the best at exercising.

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12 years

I've been blessed with many things in this life: an arm like a damnrocket, a cock like a burmese python, & the mind of a fucking scientist.

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8 years

Happy 4th of Fucking July.

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9 years

What in the ACTUAL FUCK is a ‘Blac Chyna?’

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9 years

Reminder: You can be a cocky, arrogant asshole but you must back it up with a W.

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2 years

Oh, y'all wanted more deleted scenes? With @SFUCKINGJ telling dudes to 𝙎 his 𝘿 ? 🧢

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13 years

Drink Triple. See Double. Act Single.

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11 years

Nah, people with cancer are fighting for their life, DICK. “ @SportsCenter : “I’m fighting for my life, I have to defend myself.” - @AROD ”

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10 years

I play real sports - not trying to be the best at exercising.

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10 years

FOURTH OF JULY, FUCKERS! LET'S LIGHT THIS BITCH ON FIRE. http://t.co/koqifniJx4

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11 years

In the late 90's I had to walk around wearing a life jacket because I was legit drowning in pussy.

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3 years

3 years ago, I struck up a conversation with a random chick at a bar, asking her out on a date. Today, I asked her to be my wife. She said 'no' both fucking times.

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8 years

I sure as shit ain’t voting for either of these people. 🇺🇸

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11 years

Fuck this guy. http://t.co/K6c712Z6FA

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12 years

CHICKEN POT PIE... My 3 favorite fucking things.

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1 year

A lot of y'all mofos ain't been acting like real Americans lately...But me? Kenny Powers bleeds red, white, and blue. Happy Fourth of July!!!🇺🇸

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10 years

http://t.co/M0F01XhpXy

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11 years

You heard it here first… Season 4 of “Eastbound & Down,” September 29, 2013 - only on @HBO .

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10 years

Fuck you.

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12 years

Am I fucking spelling 'losing' right? I wouldn't know because it's not in a god damn champion's vocabulary.

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10 years

Another 4 years of no one giving a fuck.

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10 years

I still hate soccer but I fucking love my country.

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10 years

U-S-MOTHERFUCKING-A

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13 years

Am I fucking spelling 'losing' right? I wouldn't know because it's not in a god damn champion's vocabulary.

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10 years

Stop sending me this fucking bullshit. http://t.co/1o5WXVHJql

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11 years

THE TERRORISTS NEVER FUCKING WIN. DON'T BE A TERRORIST AND DON'T FUCK WITH THE AMERICAN PUBLIC.

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9 years

I play real sports - not trying to be the best at exercising.

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10 years

It’s on. http://t.co/jyUW4Hkpy4

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1 year

FUCK A RATE LIMIT!!!

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8 years

ENGLAND'S FUCKING OUT TWO TIMES IN ONE WEEK.

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7 years

Still time to ink a deal with ProActiv.

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7 years

Nike, Under Armour and adidas pass on Lonzo Ball after LaVar insisted on them licensing Big Baller Brand

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12 years

AK-47 PERCENT.

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12 years

Hi America. http://t.co/pD5XOA2q

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10 years

Robin Williams was the fucking man.

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10 years

Everyone wants a piece of my shit! I did not get drafted by the Yankees - I repeat, this ain’t fucking me: http://t.co/bn5vFM3zYi

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11 years

Thank you, @SInow - and thank YOU, America! http://t.co/SQrF2G3MNn

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13 years

You can't move the fuck on to the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading the same shitty one over and over.

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8 years

I'm sure our forefathers knew you'd be able to buy a "semi-automatic," from your "smartphone's" "internet," while on an "airplane" toilet.

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11 years

Some nights you gotta walk in the bar and yell "NOT TONIGHT, LADIES - I'M JUST HERE TO GET FUCKED UP."

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12 years

That awkward mo—SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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13 years

There are two types of people in this world... Those that run shit and those that eat shit.

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13 years

I like my women how I like my socks…In pairs, dirty, and full of holes.

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12 years

I only get drunk two times a year... On my birthday and not on my birthday.

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14 years

You know you've fucking hit rock bottom when you ask out a blind chick and she tells you she's seeing someone.

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1 year

Holy.

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1 year

Ask and you shall receive. #TheRighteousGemstones has been renewed for Season 4.

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Bet.̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨.̸̸̨̨you thought your screen was cracked. Rubbing it off now? Happy April fools, bitches!

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10 years

50 SHADES OF SUCK MY DICK

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11 years

It's all about the FIIIIIXXXXXINNNNNSSSSS.

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8 years

Fuck a groundhog

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10 years

“Miami Heat - you’re fucking out!” — @KingJames

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5 years

I’M NOT FUCKING DEAD.

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14 years

If you're not wasted, the fucking day is.

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14 years

Wives & Girlfriends are temporary. Ex-Wives & Ex-Girlfriends last forever!

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10 years

If you celebrate "420" you have failed at your fucking life.

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4 years

These colors don’t run. 🇺🇸

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8 years

POKEMON GO FUCK YOURSELF

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10 years

SOCCER - YOU’RE FUCKING OUT.

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7 years

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