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Everton aren’t we

Joined March 2011
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@MichaelSwan98
Michael
4 years
If Bin Laden was a centre mid, Everton fans would've found him in an afternoon.
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Michael
4 years
That Hojbjerg bid gets lower everytime its reported, Kenwright will be offering Joseph and the technicolor dream coat tickets by Monday
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Michael
4 years
Mad how Allan, Doucoure and James are all sat in the titanic having a bevy and that efc12evans is sat at home about to chin his nan because they haven't been announced
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Michael
8 years
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Michael
4 years
People turning their noses up at a champions league level centre mid who knows Ancelotti's system well when we have Tom Davies chasing his first touch around the pitch😂
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Michael
7 years
This is me with the massive LFC advertisement on the floor at central to be honest, bitterness done right
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Stifler
7 years
Griezmann is petty, foolish man
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Michael
7 months
Premier league briefing their media again, the whole organisation is rotten from the top to the bottom. Delaying an announcement because they’re scared of the reaction at a game on their main platform as well
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Michael
10 months
That Enzo cost near enough the same as we paid for every player who started today yet we’re unsustainable apparently🤷‍♂️
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Michael
4 years
If Kean had started 15 games and shown nothing then writing him off is fine but he gets thrown on when we're not attacking and just trying to see a game out, he needs 3/4 starts in a row where we give him the ball in the box rather than 40 yards out where he has to beat 5 players
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Michael
4 years
@talkSPORT You asked what everton fans wanted after Allardyce was sacked. How about letting fans want what's best for their team. We've got Carlo Ancelotti and James Rodriguez, that's what fans want, top class managers and players. Jim White is a bellend, maybe they want to enjoy football
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Michael
7 years
@SirKayluckGabby @jordanhewlett99 @JosephCoombs1 @BBCSport So your great God allows all of these terror attacks, murders, diseases yet you still have faith in Him?
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@MichaelSwan98
Michael
5 months
@lukeWilko1878 Their relegation bubbles been burst with us these last few weeks, 4 games in a row on sky with them thinking they’ll see us be relegated live
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Michael
3 months
If Fabrizio is saying this, he isn’t joining us…
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
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🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 EXCL: Jaden Philogene’s move to Barcelona looks now complicated and unlikely as he’s giving priority to Premier League move. Understand three clubs have sent him proposals: Crystal Palace, Ipswich Town, Everton. Decision expected soon.
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Michael
6 months
@EvertonNewsFeed Good result for this charge but 8 overall is a joke. Double what forest have been deducted for the same overall value breach
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Michael
4 years
I'd accept 12 bourbons for Tom Davies nevermind £12m
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Michael
7 years
If Bin Laden was a goalkeeper, Evertonians would've found him in a week
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Michael
7 years
Our fans are the cause of our own fume, believe every little rumour even if they have no credibility. Trust the club.
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@MichaelSwan98
Michael
4 years
@nocontextfm1 Viktor Fischer 100% goes to Barca on most saves
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@MichaelSwan98
Michael
8 years
Stones going will hurt more than Lukaku but if Barkley ever went, that would kill me
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@MichaelSwan98
Michael
8 years
Both have now scored.
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@MichaelSwan98
Michael
4 years
Listened to ESPN talk about us signing Allan then and they weren't impressed because it's just another attempt by us to become relevant. Surely that's the whole point of a signing😂 The agenda against anyone who isn't in the top 6 is astounding.
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@MichaelSwan98
Michael
4 years
Not having we've scored the most corners, cant be the only one who thought we were shit from them
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Michael
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@MichaelSwan98
Michael
8 years
"Play the ball back to the goalkeeper, I don't like that" Ronald Koeman.
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Michael
4 years
We're a centre back, right back, 2 wingers and 3 centre mids away from being close to competitive. Ancelotti could've had the pick of most European teams and he's ended up telling Tom Davies which foot is his right one. Up the toffees.
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@MichaelSwan98
Michael
4 years
If we don't take the number 10 off Gylfi and give it to James, we're failing the marketing already. There's not a more significant number for South Americans than 10
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Michael
7 years
@mikehEFC @hannahdxlano It's the fault of the attacker, not a religion which does not promote these acts.
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Michael
7 months
Best thing about this 3 week break is we’ll have Danjuma and Gueye back, Gueye completely transforms our press and the less we have to see a Harrison and McNeil wing set up the better
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@MichaelSwan98
Michael
8 years
Good afternoon @SouthamptonFC
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Michael
4 years
@Everton Top shithousery fellas, up the toffees.
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Michael
8 years
Stones will be one of the best defenders England will ever see under a good manager but some of our fans don't rate him. Clueless.
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@MichaelSwan98
Michael
4 years
And breathe
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Michael
8 years
Something Koeman should do now is take the number 9 shirt from Kone, 8 from Oviedo and 7 from McGeady and give to Rom, Barkley and Geri
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@MichaelSwan98
Michael
6 months
@Benjwinst Godfrey is going to be the player to get him sacked, negligent at this point, he’s cost us a goal in every game he’s started
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Michael
4 years
@HLTCO Like something out of the Office
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@MichaelSwan98
Michael
7 years
@grandoldteam Trevor Steven vs Bayern, me dad still tells me ablut the atmosphere
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Michael
8 years
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Michael
8 years
Schmeichel has a £17m release clause so they apparently want £20m becuase logic.
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Michael
9 years
Why can't we just go back to the Juventus game when Stones chipped his penalty, life was good then
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Michael
8 months
@SenseiCarl_ The ghost of Oumar Niasse coming out for a 0-0 vs Sheffield United
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Michael
9 years
@AJ3Fifa I used to watch him, stopped then the KSI thing happened, went back to watch him and all he did was scream every word
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Michael
4 years
Why are people using Chelsea showing intent to have a go at Brands?They finished 4th,recently won a europa league and league title not long ago, have no FFP issues so can attract most players. We finished 12th and so why would most players want to join us and have FFP constraints
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@MichaelSwan98
Michael
8 months
James Garner isn’t half overrated by our fans, he’s genuinely no different to a Tom Davies
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@MichaelSwan98
Michael
8 years
"Going to Everton for the money" Never thought I'd hear that
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@MichaelSwan98
Michael
7 years
@mikehEFC @Pieface_5 @hannahdxlano "the taking of one innocent life is like taking all of Mankind..and the saving of one life is like saving all of Mankind" -Holy Qur'an, 5:33
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Michael
7 years
@mikehEFC @Pieface_5 @hannahdxlano That is said in regards to war. It is followed by "And if they incline to peace, then incline to it and rely upon Allah" .
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Michael
4 years
So the Goodison Derby will be behind closed doors and the Anfield one in front of fans😂 They dont even try to hide it anymore
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Michael
4 years
We've bid for 2 players and if they wanted to join then we'd have 2 players for the first day of pre season🤷‍♂️We finished 12 so we're never going to be the first choice of the calibre players we're after.
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Sack The Board
4 years
Going in to day 15 soon since transfer window been open and it’s just over 4 weeks until season starts and we haven’t signed anyone yet . Shame on you Brands .
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@MichaelSwan98
Michael
8 years
@ChesterfieldFC Good, wrongfully victimised
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Michael
8 years
ISIS do not represent Muslims in the same way the KKK do not represent christians. Every group has sick people the rest condem.
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@MichaelSwan98
Michael
8 months
@TacticallyMatt Only good news is we’ve got a few weeks before our next set of games, minimises the impact slightly at least
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Michael
4 years
It took Koeman a year to ruin us as much as he has ruined Barca in less than a week😂😂😂 Couldn't have happened to a nicer fella...
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Michael
8 years
Mata plays the ball to Barkley, Barkley to Nolito, he crosses it to Lukaku and its in, Everton have won the league!
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@MichaelSwan98
Michael
8 years
So Koeman, his agent, his son, his assistant, his fitness coach and possibly his goalkeeper coach are all on twitter. This can only go bad.
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Michael
4 years
So 2 goals, a water break and a 3 minute VAR check meant 3 minutes added time in the first half yet 1 goal and a water break somehow equals 6 minutes added on in the second?
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@MichaelSwan98
Michael
8 years
So Villa, Nottingham Forest, Everton and Liverpool aren't big clubs according to John Motson. How the fuck do the BBC employ him?
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Michael
8 years
He's finished Rooney though...the lads still word class, anyone who disagrees doesn't know football
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